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I'd want to see a show similar to the competitive cooking shows where surlsters could compete with their best "Shit I've cooked lately" dishes. A similar competition could be had for best sandwiches from the steel shank thread. Winner gets to go to Key West with Imamac and do a pod cast while there, all expenses paid. They MUST braid their hair, wear ugly Hawaiian shirts and black socks with sandals so we can see the local reaction. 

Shit I've Cooked Lately - Food and Travel - Surly Horns

Hey Steel Shank! - Food and Travel - Surly Horns

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3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Vic on a show juggling his cholas. Viewer discretion.

closetojumping and SidneyCarton in a staring contest. LIVE.

I would watch that show.  I imagine the bullshit he has to tell one of them to haul ass because he's got another one en route, would be fucking hilarious.  And also tragic.  But mostly funny.  A lot of him breaking the fourth wall to bring us into his sick, but loving world.  I would definitely watch that show.  

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3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Vic on a show juggling his cholas. Viewer discretion.

closetojumping and SidneyCarton in a staring contest. LIVE.

I am a one woman man now for a little over 2 years.. My life is much more tame these days.

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2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'd want to see a show similar to the competitive cooking shows where surlsters could compete with their best "Shit I've cooked lately" dishes. A similar competition could be had for best sandwiches from the steel shank thread. Winner gets to go to Key West with Imamac and do a pod cast while there, all expenses paid. They MUST braid their hair, wear ugly Hawaiian shirts and black socks with sandals so we can see the local reaction. 

Shit I've Cooked Lately - Food and Travel - Surly Horns

Hey Steel Shank! - Food and Travel - Surly Horns

I was going to suggest The Steel Shank Show, but figured it would have too many killings for network execs (including aforementioned execs). Serious business.

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Just now, MaybeACoordinator said:

since none of y'all have stated the obvious yet I'll do it for you: it's @rdcanecutter. I had the privilege of a few days in his peculiar orbit and it's like Curb Your Enthusiasm meets To Kill a Mockingbird meets Confederacy of Dunces. (But he's not fat. He does have his medievalist tendencies though.)

This is my answer.

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1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

since none of y'all have stated the obvious yet I'll do it for you: it's @rdcanecutter. I had the privilege of a few days in his peculiar orbit and it's like Curb Your Enthusiasm meets To Kill a Mockingbird meets Confederacy of Dunces. (But he's not fat. He does have his medievalist tendencies though.)

Dude, you said you'd leave the Nekkit pictures out of this. It was just the one time, anyway, and that wasn't even my dog.

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4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

since none of y'all have stated the obvious yet I'll do it for you: it's @rdcanecutter. I had the privilege of a few days in his peculiar orbit and it's like Curb Your Enthusiasm meets To Kill a Mockingbird meets Confederacy of Dunces. (But he's not fat. He does have his medievalist tendencies though.)

I don't know him in real life, but i could glean from his posts---the CYE angle and the Confederacy of Dunces angle.  But I don't see the To Kill a Mockingbird deal?  I must be missing something (something's missing alright).  But yeah, I would watch that show so far, to be sure...

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I don't know him in real life, but i could glean from his posts---the CYE angle and the Confederacy of Dunces angle.  But I don't see the To Kill a Mockingbird deal?  I must be missing something (something's missing alright).  But yeah, I would watch that show so far, to be sure...

That would be the trips to Selma. 

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33 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

since none of y'all have stated the obvious yet I'll do it for you: it's @rdcanecutter. I had the privilege of a few days in his peculiar orbit and it's like Curb Your Enthusiasm meets To Kill a Mockingbird meets Confederacy of Dunces. (But he's not fat. He does have his medievalist tendencies though.)

It would be awesome

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How about @NowThis ??

I'd like to see one episode of his life: Black Mirror style. Him just diddy bopping away posting on Surly and then the moment of realization when he saw that on a thread about Kobe Bryant dying he'd posted a link to extremely kinky porn. What do you do then? Somebody posted you close your laptop, drive to the nearest body of water and throw it in. 

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24 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

It would be awesome

I say @Zepol87 and @Gil Bang have to drive a truck down back roads from the US border, to Guatemala, looking for a lost supply of Spanish gold that isn't there, but what they do find challenges their sanity and ability to carry on, yet somehow they do, maybe 30 miles of progress each episode with constant setbacks, with maybe rafts and crocodiles, and or hang gliders, mini bikes, donkey pack trains, and the odd sidekick chimp.

They can't stop and they can't slow down, not while El Coronel Muerte (played by @InkaUtexas) is on their trail.

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I say@Zepol87 and [mention=1111]Gil Bang[/mention] have to drive a truck down back roads from the US border, to Guatemala, looking for a lost supply of Spanish gold that isn't there, but what they do find challenges their sanity and ability to carry on, yet somehow they do, maybe 30 miles of progress each episode with constant setbacks, with maybe rafts and crocodiles, and or hang gliders, mini bikes, donkey pack trains, and the odd sidekick chimp.
They can't stop and they can't slow down, not while El Coronel Muerte (played by [mention=962]InkaUtexas[/mention]) is on their trail.

Sounds like a Latin “Deliverance”.
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1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I'd like to see one episode of his life: Black Mirror style. Him just diddy bopping away posting on Surly and then the moment of realization when he saw that on a thread about Kobe Bryant dying he'd posted a link to extremely kinky porn. What do you do then? Somebody posted you close your laptop, drive to the nearest body of water and throw it in. 

I forgot he posted that on the fucking Kobe is dead thread. Hahahahaha. All time. Biggest celebrity death in years and he posts that.

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5 hours ago, RPM said:

I was going to suggest The Steel Shank Show, but figured it would have too many killings for network execs (including aforementioned execs). Serious business.

It would be like a trailer park version of Triple D, in various drunk dudes’ kitchen making simple, tasty creations.

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