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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

Are you all following the beef between Steve Schmidt and Ted Cruz et al on Twitter and I missed seeing it somewhere? It is fascinating. I think The Lincoln Project is getting under certain

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Some deplorable was being interviewed outside of CPAC. "So you don't trust the media, or the FBI, or government officials... who do you trust?"

"Trump."

Shockingly, she also thinks that the Capitol rioters were dressed up to look like deplorables. When told that hundreds have been arrested and they are in fact Trump supporters, she just rolled her eyes. "Well you can't trust the FBI."

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Some deplorable was being interviewed outside of CPAC. "So you don't trust the media, or the FBI, or government officials... who do you trust?"

"Trump."

Shockingly, she also thinks that the Capitol rioters were dressed up to look like deplorables. When told that hundreds have been arrested and they are in fact Trump supporters, she just rolled her eyes. "Well you can't trust the FBI."

Saw that.  Special.  Kind.  Of.  Stupid. 

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1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Le fat fuq est mort. Vive le fat fuq!

Rush is dead, leaving Trump behind. Who will the next fat fuck be?

Have you seen Ted lately? 

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I’m trying my best to avoid hearing Trump speak at CPAC. I know what he’s saying. He’s totally predictable and the sound of his voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Yes! Nothing could be better than technical difficulties during the Golden Globes.

Laura Dern, still a hottie.

The sound is back on and I don’t know this dude. I’m out. 

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Have you seen Ted lately? 

There's a scene in American Pimp where they ask one of the pimp why there are no white street pimps....He just laughed, shook his head and said ""Most of these races out here don't have the charisma to shake like a pimp shake."

Cruz don't have the charisma to shake like a pimp shake. 

Somebody is out there who does, but he has yet to make himself known. ("He" is intentional. I can't see it being a woman, but who knows.)

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Just now, MaybeACoordinator said:

There's a scene in American Pimp where they ask one of the pimp why there are no white street pimps....He just laughed, shook his head and said ""Most of these races out here don't have the charisma to shake like a pimp shake."

Cruz don't have the charisma to shake like a pimp shake. 

Somebody is out there who does, but he has yet to make himself known. ("He" is intentional. I can't see it being a woman, but who knows.)

They ain’t gonna vote for no fat lady 

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She is following the McConnell strategy. They’re going to both sides it. Unless they lose more seats in 2022, that might tip them if the Nazi support keeps giving them L’s

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Need any more proof that these fucks are truly a cult now?

Let’s pray over some stupid ass figure that was made in Mexico by an artist that was probably high as a kite while making it.
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5 minutes ago, texas08 said:

 

 


Need any more proof that these fucks are truly a cult now?

Let’s pray over some stupid ass figure that was made in Mexico by an artist that was probably high as a kite while making it.

 

 

Looks chopped.

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17 hours ago, Underdog said:

They'll just have him stuffed and parade him all over the country. 

Reminds me of when I was in Bangkok after the King had died, and our guide causally mention that they shoved a large stick up the King's ass to keep him propped up for the mourners filing by. 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This one, however.

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Oh and this one too.

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But wait, there's more.

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What Trump wants, Trump gets

"Do you believe in a better day?
Do you have faith in a golden way?
If you do, then we must come together this day
Come together as one, united television audience
Brought together by the sound of my voice
United, united financially, united socially,
United spiritually, and all possible ways
Through the power of money
And the power of prayers..."

God wants dollars
God wants cents
God wants pounds, shillings, and pence
God wants guilders
God wants Kroner
God wants Swiss francs
And God wants French francs
 
God wants escudos
God wants pesetas
Don't send lira
God don't want small potatoes
God wants small towns
God wants pain
God wants clean up rock campaigns
God wants widows
God wants solutions
God wants TV
God wants contributions
 
What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
 
God wants silver
God wants gold
God wants his secret never to be told
God wants gigolos
God wants giraffes
God wants politics
God wants a good laugh
 
What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
 
God wants friendship
God wants fame
God wants credit
God wants blame
God wants poverty
God wants wealth
God wants insurance
God wants to cover himself
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2 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Reminds me of when I was in Bangkok after the King had died, and our guide causally mention that they shoved a large stick up the King's ass to keep him propped up for the mourners filing by. 

After that happens to Trump, some aggy is going to spend his life savings to buy Trump's stick.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Looks chopped.

LMFAO!

 

Wow, didn't catch that. But yeah there's basically no difference between praying over that dumb ass statue or the real dumb ass.

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Please let this buffoon run again in 2024 - will get his ass beat 

He's doing his best to energize the left and piss off/reduce senior citizen voting with his talk of doing away with early voting and mail-in ballots.

2022 is going to be glorious to see he and his followers trying to primary every House and Senate Republican who didn't suck him off enough.  I'm sure Mitch will be thrilled with that.

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33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Speaking of Q...is Trump still retaking the Presidency on Thursday the 4th?  I assume it happens at 12noon-EST?  

I had read rumors of it being moved to the 20th?

That will be confirmed when it doesn't happen on 3/4...

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35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Speaking of Q...is Trump still retaking the Presidency on Thursday the 4th?  I assume it happens at 12noon-EST?  

I thought Trump and Biden switched faces and it's been Trump as president since Jan 21?  

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What Trump wants, Trump gets
"Do you believe in a better day?
Do you have faith in a golden way?
If you do, then we must come together this day
Come together as one, united television audience
Brought together by the sound of my voice
United, united financially, united socially,
United spiritually, and all possible ways
Through the power of money
And the power of prayers..."

God wants gold
God wants his secret never to be told
God wants gigolos
God wants giraffes
God wants politics
God wants a good laugh   What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets   God wants friendship
God wants fame
God wants credit
God wants blame
God wants poverty
God wants wealth
God wants insurance
God wants to cover himself



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“God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates Trump...”
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No you're thinking of Travolta and Cage switching faces.  Both of whom are infinitely more qualified to be President of the United States.  

So it looks like Trump things he's gonna be the next Grover Cleveland and serve two non-consecutive terms as President?  

Fun fact---Cleveland actually won three straight popular votes (1884, 1888, and 1892).  He lost the White House in 1888, in what was then an incredibly rare instance of winning the popular vote but losing the Electoral College.  One of only two Presidents ever to achieve the "3-Peat."  Looks like Trump is gunning for a "3-Peat" of his own.  Should he run again, he would be certain to lose the popular vote (who knows with the EC) and become the only candidate in U.S. history to ever lose three consecutive popular votes for President of the United States.  He's already in extremely rare company having lost it twice---joining only Dewey and Stevenson since the Civil War (I think Clay lost like 4 times over 30 years or some crazy shit back in the early 1800's--many called him "The Clay Trump of his Day."  

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3 hours ago, Royalfan5 said:

Reminds me of when I was in Bangkok after the King had died, and our guide causally mention that they shoved a large stick up the King's ass to keep him propped up for the mourners filing by. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I had read rumors of it being moved to the 20th?

That will be confirmed when it doesn't happen on 3/4...

They should have really pushed it a lot further out. Maybe 3/4/2022. They really shortened their grift window.  Every huckster who has ever written a doomsday prophecy knows you need to get the book out at least a year in advance. 

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Make America 1950 again.

Every time I hear somebody I know say that we need more religion in schools, that it should be taught/encouraged, I like to remind them that the largest religious group in Texas are Catholics.  Then it dawns on them (almost all of my friends/relatives are not Catholic), and they start walking that back.

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