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2 hours ago, Modessit said:

Who was it whose wife had the orange cooler full of water because of Harvey and kept it that way for months? I don't know if you're in Austin but if so I'll bet your wife is tone-ing quite a bit right now about dumping it out.

That was me.  In Hays County, so we aren't affected.  But I have noticed that she has resumed filling it up for some reason.  

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2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I've had four golden retrievers over the last 15 years or so (they were all older rescue's). They are the smartest most lovable dogs in the world. Except the one I have now. Oh he's lovable and all, but he was clearly dropped on his head as a pup.....

Perfect description of a golden.  I've been wanting to get another one since Rocky died, but just can't bring myself to do it yet.  Don't know why, just can't yet.

Our first golden was dropped on it's head also I think.

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2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I've had four golden retrievers over the last 15 years or so (they were all older rescue's). They are the smartest most lovable dogs in the world. Except the one I have now. Oh he's lovable and all, but he was clearly dropped on his head as a pup.....

They were all older rescue's what?

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Smart? No. Trainable? Yes and easy.

Ive had 3 and my dad has had 3. Best dogs ever. Had to put my last one down about 2 months after Harvey. I’m pretty sure he would have made it another year or so if it wasn’t for the storm. I am gone fishing too much right now to get another one, but I will one day.

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All the talk about Goldens is making me feel guilty about ours right now. Poor thing has been moved 6 times over the course of her life and finally we are in a permanent home. Except now she wants to tear shit up when we aren't home, claw at the floor, get on the couch, claw at doors, etc. add in a 6 month old baby and our patience with the dog is wearing thin, although she is the sweetest, best tempered dog I've ever had. Tried to kennel her last week for a few hours since it is getting cooler outside, she is now sans bed.
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looks like anxiety. try taking a kong and stuffing it with awesome treats and seal the opening with a thick plug of peanut butter. put it in the freezer at night, and give it to her in the cage in the morning when you leave. it'll take her a lot of time and effort to lick it and get the goodies on the inside. it's worked for a couple of my dogs over the years.

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4 hours ago, justhookit said:

Smart? No. Trainable? Yes and easy.

Ive had 3 and my dad has had 3. Best dogs ever. Had to put my last one down about 2 months after Harvey. I’m pretty sure he would have made it another year or so if it wasn’t for the storm. I am gone fishing too much right now to get another one, but I will one day.

If it makes you feel better. both our rescues supposedly came from Harvey shelters that shipped the dogs up to Dallas. 

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looks like anxiety. try taking a kong and stuffing it with awesome treats and seal the opening with a thick plug of peanut butter. put it in the freezer at night, and give it to her in the cage in the morning when you leave. it'll take her a lot of time and effort to lick it and get the goodies on the inside. it's worked for a couple of my dogs over the years.

I think it is anxiety. She is chill as can be when everyone is home and has never acted jealous. Although she will pet her own head with your hand. She sleeps in the room with the baby and I personally think now that he is going to a day care and my oldest is in kindergarten, when she is home alone, she freaks out worrying about them. She just turned 9 this month and was the baby before the babies.

Back on track, my wife put 2 big ass blankets in the washer this weekend and wondered why it couldn't get going in the spin cycle. I had to pull one of them out, and wet, it weighed about 30 lbs.


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17 hours ago, AM Wood said:

looks like anxiety. try taking a kong and stuffing it with awesome treats and seal the opening with a thick plug of peanut butter. put it in the freezer at night, and give it to her in the cage in the morning when you leave. it'll take her a lot of time and effort to lick it and get the goodies on the inside. it's worked for a couple of my dogs over the years.

My dog gets past the peanut butter to the inside of the kong with the treats within 30 minutes.

Fucking asshole.

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On 10/24/2018 at 9:07 PM, Angry Gorilla said:

This one is pretty sad, so apologies in advance.

Our 8 year old golden retriever, Colt, woke up Sat morning completely fine, and by late afternoon was completely blind.  So far we have been to our normal vet, and an eye specialist, and back to the eye specialist tomorrow and MRI next week.  The tests show he is 100% blind, doesn't even react to a flashlight in his eyes.  So far he has been drugged up on our bedroom floor and sleeps most of the day, but we occasionally have to lead him outside to piss/shit.  I have the routine down and am able to steer him out by walking in front of him and snapping my fingers and calling his name and can get him outside to his typical shit spot, let him do his business, and back into his bed in <5 minutes.

I get home from work yesterday and my wife is trying to lead him out to use the bathroom.  For some reason she is behind him with her hand on the base of his tail talking to him like he is a blindfolded human.

"A couple more steps Colt"
"Watch out for that chair on your right Colt"
"Turn to your left Colt"

The whole time she is directly behind him and he is trying to turn around.  I was pissed because the dog is already freaked out and now she is confusing him and screwing up the routine we have made for ourselves and admittedly snapped at her that the dog follows the source of her voice, and doesn't fucking speak English beyond "Colt", "Sit", "Treat".

Your dog has seeing eye people.  That's awesome.

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17 hours ago, Cody2422 said:


I think it is anxiety. She is chill as can be when everyone is home and has never acted jealous. Although she will pet her own head with your hand. She sleeps in the room with the baby and I personally think now that he is going to a day care and my oldest is in kindergarten, when she is home alone, she freaks out worrying about them. She just turned 9 this month and was the baby before the babies.

Back on track, my wife put 2 big ass blankets in the washer this weekend and wondered why it couldn't get going in the spin cycle. I had to pull one of them out, and wet, it weighed about 30 lbs.


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I was totally amazed at how protective our golden could be over a child/children.  I'm pretty sure that's part of their DNA.  When your baby gets older she will probably find the best friend she's ever had in your golden.

When our granddaughter "Saylor" was a toddler and was just walking we would take her upstairs to the playroom.  Rocky would go up also and sit at the head of the stairs.  One day the granddaughter started yelling and throwing a fit.  When we went to see what the problem was she was so made she couldn't stand it.  Rocky turned sideways at the top of the stairs and pushed her back against the wall, as she was not allowed on the stairs alone.   He would do the same thing downstairs if she tried to sneak on the stairs from the bottom.

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I was totally amazed at how protective our golden could be over a child/children.  I'm pretty sure that's part of their DNA.  When your baby gets older she will probably find the best friend she's ever had in your golden.

When our granddaughter "Saylor" was a toddler and was just walking we would take her upstairs to the playroom.  Rocky would go up also and sit at the head of the stairs.  One day the granddaughter started yelling and throwing a fit.  When we went to see what the problem was she was so made she couldn't stand it.  Rocky turned sideways at the top of the stairs and pushed her back against the wall, as she was not allowed on the stairs alone.   He would do the same thing downstairs if she tried to sneak on the stairs from the bottom.

So when your granddaughter gets old, someone's gonna say "You ol' Saylor, you" to her, eh? 

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There's a particular bottle of wine in our cheap-ass collection that I've been eyeing, but I know she has been too. Except she's pregnant so it was an unsaid rule that that bottle would stay for 4 more months. 

 

Well she's been asleep for a couple hours, and I'm out of beer, and Orlando's defense sucks. 

 

I've got 4 months to find this same one again. Spec's might have it. Whatever. I'm drinking tonight. 

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I was grilling steaks and asked the wife to make a few baked potatoes. I go inside 5 minutes later and see 3 potatoes rotating around the microwave in their own individual zip lock bags. I lost my shit both chiding and laughing at the same time. Is this some method I’ve never heard of? 

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On 10/25/2018 at 11:48 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

Perfect description of a golden.  I've been wanting to get another one since Rocky died, but just can't bring myself to do it yet.  Don't know why, just can't yet.

Our first golden was dropped on it's head also I think.

It’s a weird first step getting a dog after your buddy has passed.  It hurts at first...a little.   Then it’s therapeutic as hell.

There are still many times when I miss our beagle.  Our two rescue pups, now 3 years old don’t give a shit about all that, though.  Job 1 is being the same kind of awesome companion you would hope any dog would be.  It is truly salve for the soul.

I understand not feeling like you’re ready.  Good luck when you do though!

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About a month ago we noticed that our outside a/c compressor was making noise and sounded like it was going bad. I called the repairman, but had somewhere to be that afternoon so Mrs CL was here when the technician actually came. 

I get home that night and Mrs CL says that the A/C guy said it wasn't broken and there was nothing to fix. I didn't ask more questions. 

This weekend I notice that the A/C is working harder than usual and then this morning I notice it's not working at all. I go outside and the fan isn't running at all.

Go inside and call Mrs CL at her office and ask her to clarify the A/C guy's previous visit. 

 

"He said that there wasn't anything for him to do that day but he'll order the part and to call him back when it finally goes out."

"I thought you said he said there was nothing wrong with it?"

"No, he said he'd order the part and wait for us to call him back when it finally quit working."

"So he knew it was broken and didn't fix it? And now that I'm sweating at my desk I'm supposed to call him back and pay him for the job he didn't do when I asked him? I don't have to be sweating right now because I called the repairman in time, but I'm still sweating? Why in the hell would I call the guy a second guy to fix something he should have fixed the first time?"

"He was really nice?"

 

I don't normally fall for "banging the repairman" explanations, but I'm struggling to find an alternate explanation. (The alternate explanation is that she's just as stupid as this sounds like)

I just called a different repair company. 

 

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About a month ago we noticed that our outside a/c compressor was making noise and sounded like it was going bad. I called the repairman, but had somewhere to be that afternoon so Mrs CL was here when the technician actually came. 
I get home that night and Mrs CL says that the A/C guy said it wasn't broken and there was nothing to fix. I didn't ask more questions. 
This weekend I notice that the A/C is working harder than usual and then this morning I notice it's not working at all. I go outside and the fan isn't running at all.
Go inside and call Mrs CL at her office and ask her to clarify the A/C guy's previous visit. 
 
"He said that there wasn't anything for him to do that day but he'll order the part and to call him back when it finally goes out."
"I thought you said he said there was nothing wrong with it?"
"No, he said he'd order the part and wait for us to call him back when it finally quit working."
"So he knew it was broken and didn't fix it? And now that I'm sweating at my desk I'm supposed to call him back and pay him for the job he didn't do when I asked him? I don't have to be sweating right now because I called the repairman in time, but I'm still sweating? Why in the hell would I call the guy a second guy to fix something he should have fixed the first time?"
"He was really nice?"
 
I don't normally fall for "banging the repairman" explanations, but I'm struggling to find an alternate explanation. (The alternate explanation is that she's just as stupid as this sounds like)
I just called a different repair company. 
 

Could be worse, you could have come home the first visit with a contract on a whole new AC system. There’s a local company here who uses their repair guys as salesmen. They’ll fix it, then tell whomever is there (wife willing to do stupid shit), that it’s on its last legs and needs to be replaced, here’s what we recommend, sign here.

Did not happen to me but I know a couple of my friends got suckered. Yes, their units were older, yes the new ones are saving money, yes, they ended up buying sooner than they needed to


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10 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

About a month ago we noticed that our outside a/c compressor was making noise and sounded like it was going bad. I called the repairman, but had somewhere to be that afternoon so Mrs CL was here when the technician actually came. 

I get home that night and Mrs CL says that the A/C guy said it wasn't broken and there was nothing to fix. I didn't ask more questions. 

This weekend I notice that the A/C is working harder than usual and then this morning I notice it's not working at all. I go outside and the fan isn't running at all.

Go inside and call Mrs CL at her office and ask her to clarify the A/C guy's previous visit. 

 

"He said that there wasn't anything for him to do that day but he'll order the part and to call him back when it finally goes out."

"I thought you said he said there was nothing wrong with it?"

"No, he said he'd order the part and wait for us to call him back when it finally quit working."

"So he knew it was broken and didn't fix it? And now that I'm sweating at my desk I'm supposed to call him back and pay him for the job he didn't do when I asked him? I don't have to be sweating right now because I called the repairman in time, but I'm still sweating? Why in the hell would I call the guy a second guy to fix something he should have fixed the first time?"

"He was really nice?"

 

I don't normally fall for "banging the repairman" explanations, but I'm struggling to find an alternate explanation. (The alternate explanation is that she's just as stupid as this sounds like)

I just called a different repair company. 

 

Eh...that's KINDA on you...

But...my sincere sympathies.

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8 fingers in to some Buffalo Trace. Putting on my favorite wind-down album. She catches me in the kitchen pouring a bowl of cereal. 

“The kittie wanted to make sure you were ok.”

i have no idea how to respond to that, so I say “I have no idea how to respond to that.”  

“It’s ok,” she says, “he can come back with me.”  

At this point, I’ve peeked in the Master. The Cat is in his usual don’t-give-a-fuck spot at the foot. 

“Ok,” I say.  Garfield French continues to play.  Certainly not going to bed until Private Affair is done.  

And.....scene!

 

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