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This is 2020 all.  It won't end like this.  On Saturday morning Urban will announce on live TV on the Fox pregame that he is accepting the role to be the new head coach for the University of Texas and is going to win multiple national titles.  He will then board a plane to Austin and crash into a mountain.  That is more of a 2020 kick in the dick we should be expecting.  

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This Kirk Barton?  Seems like a good guy


https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/2018/06/93915/former-ohio-state-lineman-kirk-barton-indicted-on-two-felonies

 

elaware County indicted former Ohio State offensive lineman Kirk Barton on Friday stemming from a June 1 incident at the Bogey Inn following a day at the Memorial Tournament in Dublin.

The Inn's management phoned the Sheriff's office and requested the removal of Barton, whom they judged to be intoxicated after stumbling into multiple guests.

Delaware County Sheriff's deputies escorted Barton into a waiting taxi. Communication broke down, and the ensuing dispute resulted in deputies tasering and arresting Barton.

From 10TV:

Carl O'Brien with the Delaware County Prosecutor said, "The owner of the Bogey requested an intoxicated male patron be escorted out of the establishment. The patron became uncooperative and slammed Deputy Andrew Lee's arm in the door of a taxi as Deputy Lee attempted to secure safe transport for Mr. Barton."

Delaware County charged Barton with one count of assault, a fourth-degree felony, and one count of obstructing official business, a fifth degree felony.

Fourth-degree felonious assault is punishable by a prison term of six to 18 months in prison fines of up to $5,000. If obstruction of official business creates a risk of harming someone, it's a fifth-degree felony punishable by up to a year in jail.

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2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This is 2020 all.  It won't end like this.  On Saturday morning Urban will announce on live TV on the Fox pregame that he is accepting the role to be the new head coach for the University of Texas and is going to win multiple national titles.  He will then board a plane to Austin and crash into a mountain of shit outside of Odessa.  That is more of a 2020 kick in the dick we should be expecting.  

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Hate to say I told you so, but yeah. Some of you owe me an apology. Wish I had put some money on Herman as Texas HC 2021. 
 

Let this forever be a lesson that all the flightaware tracking (has that ever once proven accurate/useful?) and all the ambiguous wife tweets in the world are meaningless without concrete info. Meyer and his wife were probably never even in Texas, much less HSB. Somewhere, @futureman’s asshole weeps tears of joy.

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7 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

This. If Urban wanted to say no, he would come out and say it. Why use this chode as a mouthpiece? 

I think it is up to the spinner to be honest.   he can't say no publicly now because we don't have an opening.  due to health and spinner probably not wanting to move, family, etc this always was a sub 30% shot IMO.  

If we don't get him all the crap from the 9.95ers about his demands/needs was bullshit.  

 

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2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

This Kirk Barton?  Seems like a good guy


https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/2018/06/93915/former-ohio-state-lineman-kirk-barton-indicted-on-two-felonies

 

elaware County indicted former Ohio State offensive lineman Kirk Barton on Friday stemming from a June 1 incident at the Bogey Inn following a day at the Memorial Tournament in Dublin.

The Inn's management phoned the Sheriff's office and requested the removal of Barton, whom they judged to be intoxicated after stumbling into multiple guests.

Delaware County Sheriff's deputies escorted Barton into a waiting taxi. Communication broke down, and the ensuing dispute resulted in deputies tasering and arresting Barton.

From 10TV:

Carl O'Brien with the Delaware County Prosecutor said, "The owner of the Bogey requested an intoxicated male patron be escorted out of the establishment. The patron became uncooperative and slammed Deputy Andrew Lee's arm in the door of a taxi as Deputy Lee attempted to secure safe transport for Mr. Barton."

Delaware County charged Barton with one count of assault, a fourth-degree felony, and one count of obstructing official business, a fifth degree felony.

Fourth-degree felonious assault is punishable by a prison term of six to 18 months in prison fines of up to $5,000. If obstruction of official business creates a risk of harming someone, it's a fifth-degree felony punishable by up to a year in jail.

He must be friends with Zach Smith

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Hate to say I told you so, but yeah. Some of you owe me an apology. Wish I had put some money on Herman as Texas HC 2021. 
 
Let this forever be a lesson that all the flightaware tracking (has that ever once proven accurate/useful?) and all the ambiguous wife tweets in the world are meaningless without concrete info. Meyer and his wife were probably never even in Texas, much less HSB. Somewhere, [mention=430]futureman[/mention]’s asshole weeps tears of joy.
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