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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Urban really likes the Cyclones. He has repeatedly said so.

So Campbell to Austin, Urbs to Ames?

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Just now, ztejas said:

Um. Yeah. He was saying if Lawrence wins the title with Clemson then how do you not give him the Heisman. He doesn't like how they vote on it before the postseason. I'm saying he probably felt that Vince should have won it.

then Bush said it was too much pressure playing in the championship game after having just won the Hesiman, Bush knows what Urb was talking about

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

That’s another story for another time in a different thread 

Have you been following this thread? 

It took a tailspin of a decade for Texas to fall from 2nd into 3rd place of all time college football wins. They are now in 3 way tie with Bama and Yale at 916.

Fuck herbie and his shit expectations

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

But this is the only thread now

You could almost say it’s a ‘Thread of Dominance’....

Yeah...our recruiting can't be saved. No one can succeed here. Herbie...come on man. Listen to Urban talk man.

Pointing out the importance of the indoor practice facilities for “The Edge”. 

20 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Think about this. If he had says yes there is a plan. Part of that plan is not to let this get out at all and make this messy. You think he is going to want to make a new 12M/yr job messy to start or he just doesn't tell the meat heads?

exactly.  He tells them it's happening and we will not address it directly in the show because timing would look bad while my new team is playing.  I don't want to start my new job that way.

13 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

He’s as full of shit as a Senate bathroom during recess.

Stealing this, you'll be credited with it. 

Herb’s just pissed Ohio State’s losing Urb.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

They are now in 3 way tie with Bama and Yale at 916.

I don't think Yale's FCS wins should count. I would just say we're tied with Bama.

9 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

Take that shit to the recruiting board. 

Fuck no. Have you seen our recruiting Thea last couple months??

I’m still very much on the “we’ll get Herman next year and like it” train. For the love of god please please please derail me today Urban. 

I’m realizing all of Herman’s winner/loser shit is just a rip off of CUM’s mantras

The guy hasn't slowed down that's for sure. His "coaching cadence" is still strong to quite strong. 

Fuck Herbie

Urban sharing his coaching philosophies is what I'm here for. 

* Competitive Spirit Motto

* The Edge

now we know where Herman got the good food vs shitty food from, Urban gave winners in practice gatorade and losers drank out of water hose

Look at this fat fucking baby

 

20 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Or maybe Meyer has already turned down Texas and told Fox it’s a non issue and to let it go. 

Nope. You don't get that teasing from that.

Urban kicked ass that segment. Fox will indeed miss him. 

Leinart is such a fucking tool

I'm not sure where Herbie's expectation is for a school with the history, money, size and location of Texas? How could the "expectation" possibly be too high?

There you go. That competition video is your preview trailer for what's coming to Texas Football.

Urban to Texas

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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Fuck Herbie

Urban sharing his coaching philosophies is what I'm here for. 

* Competitive Spirit Motto

* The Edge

Any video link?

6 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

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Herbstreet knows Urban is coming with the “ the only coaches that can handle the pressure at Texas are the Saban and Meyer types.”  He knows it’s a done deal.  

Not a word about making the slackers eat runny eggs. Change is coming. 

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

Look at this fat fucking baby

 

I'm amazed he didn't one-up Herbie by throwing Dana Bible in there.

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

Look at this fat fucking baby

 

DKR walked away because recruiting got "too dirty" for him. Thanks, Bootlegger's Boy

Fuck Brando, too

"Drink out of that hose Leinart!" Show is so superior to CGD

He sounds like he’s making a case for even mo’ money. Give it to him!

Brando. Herb. A full court press against Texas. Fuck these mother fuckers!

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Brando. Herb. A full court press against Texas. Fuck these mother fuckers!

They’re skeered.

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

Any video link?

No, unfortunately 

Gatorade for winners, garden hose for losers

You know Urban still has the bug.

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Pointing out the importance of the indoor practice facilities for “The Edge”. 

I've been edging for a week now

I’m realizing all of Herman’s winner/loser shit is just a rip off of CUM’s mantras

Was thinking the same thing.

Meanwhile, Jimbo spews coaching cliches on Gameday.  aggy is going to lose their collective mind when this happens.  

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have you been following this thread? 

It might be better in NSAA...

Involves many weird and humorous details

Herbstreit making a last ditch pitch to change Urban's mind.

He's coming. 

5 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Look at this fat fucking baby

 

Haha I went to respond to Brando's dumb ass, but he's blocked me.

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