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1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Yeah, Brian Steele played it in some 2018 version. You’re correct sir, it was 
Billy Mumy 

Yep, Bill Munny was Eastwood in Unforgiven 😂

17 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Apparently #3 is Intermodal/Freight/Distribution and #4 is Construction

Hydraulics

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ve seen multiple people bring up Freeze.  Do you really think we are going to hire a guy who got fired for paying hookers with his company credit card?

 

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40 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This will happen when he states they had their best practice on Sunday at the Monday Noon Presser. 

so true. Tom, that you?

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Fuck dude, you've watched 4 years of Herman going 1-4 against OU, 1-3 against TCU, 0-2 to Maryland, needing FG to beat Kansas, almost every player regress each year, and on and on. Yet, your genius take is that no motherfucker exists other than Meyer that can do a better job than Mensa? 

 

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Oh they exist. I didn’t say they couldn’t out perform Tom. I’m saying are we realistically going to drop millions of dollars on a new coach who’s staff isn’t drastically better than what’s in place? The Big12 is looking solid next season. I’d hate to see Mullen on the sideline get lit up by Spencer Rattler. Even Kellen Mond was able to do that.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Yeah, Brian Steele played it in some 2018 version. You’re correct sir, it was 
Billy Mumy 

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Whoops. Mumy. Yes.

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Great having you here. Most of us are just joking around. It's the ones that are serious that we should be concerned about

I know. And thank you. I was a little sister for my brother’s fraternity and got a lot of the same. They all had my back. Not worried that y’all don’t have mine. 

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Fair. I’ll admit I was surprised Moorhead didn’t work out at Miss St

Me too, I thought he'd do well there, maybe he just can't recruit or hire

 
Even has an active fault line splitting the stadium in half:
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Well, we have an active fault on our sideline!
1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

 

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Im confused, this isnt normal behavior? shit!!!!

If the salary numbers are true for urban then how the fuck would it be CDC’s fault if we end up with herman for another year? Herman is worthless but it’s a terrible look to fire him and buy out the assistants if you have to hire Fickell, Sark, or Campbell. He’s navigating some real shitty water right now and the boat has a leak. I find it hard to believe if he’s able to right the ship down the road Texas fires him for the mess created by his predecessors. I could be full of shit though to be honest and fair. 

11 minutes ago, troph said:

I doubt the word gets out tonight, we were just hoping to be able to point to a flight so we could be geniuses and speculating is tons of fun.  Someone will identify a plane and that will be. Tonight tomorrow, whatever it’s like curtains you just say that’s it until it’s disproven. 

Since we are focusing on private planes, how likely is it they have WiFi onboard? I’m poor so I don’t know how common this is.

Is there any way to find this out based on flight trackers and/or plane info online?

 

Just now, troph said:

Time for ice cream.  Blue bell cookies and cream so good.

It's good but pecan pralines and cream is better.

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

a) I married a poster from here

b) we got divorced

c) I got surly as compensation I guess

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

e) Y'all make me smile

 

Keep at it. Past 400 pages!!!! It is hard to believe that a chick would be this engaged with football but I am. I think I have already posted pictures of myself (not anything sexy) on this board  a few times.

She is who she says she is. I grew up in amarillo too and her pic is super familiar to me but I cant quite put the name to the face. I'll say no more. I enjoy internet anonymity. She probably knows me and my family.  I think we are around the same age. How's that for intrigue in this thread.

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Coaches who would outperform Herman on the field and in recruiting for 2022:

Obvious but unlikely - make them say no:

Dan Mullen

Brian Kelly

 

P5's

Matt Campbell

Steve Sarkisian

 

G5's

Luke Fickell

Billy Napier

Bryan Harsin

 

Other

Hugh Freeze

 

And this doesn't include the Coordinators like Elliot and Venables that I would take over Herman.  You are underestimating the impact another bad recruiting year would have on this team.  Keep Herman as a lame duck in 2022 and that class will crater just like 2021 has.

Why do we think Matt Campbell would recruit better than Herman?  He has barely improved Iowa State's recruiting over his predecessors and his highest ranked class appears to be 46.

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Director of Sales for a logistics company. If y’all need to move some LTL or FTL freight, holla at ya boiiiii

I need to move it through Miami, sell it in L.A.
Gonna hide it up in Telluride

Just now, Bevo14 said:

It's good but pecan pralines and cream is better.

I should try but I go between cookies and cream, great divide and mint chocolate chip. Old habits die hard.

4 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Oh they exist. I didn’t say they couldn’t out perform Tom. I’m saying are we realistically going to drop millions of dollars on a new coach who’s staff isn’t drastically better than what’s in place? The Big12 is looking solid next season. I’d hate to see Mullen on the sideline get lit up by Spencer Rattler. Even Kellen Mond was able to do that.

Do you not understand how recruiting works?

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Since we are focusing on private planes, how likely is it they have WiFi onboard? I’m poor so I don’t know how common this is.

Is there any way to find this out based on flight trackers and/or plane info online?

 

I assume private charters have Wi-Fi. You gonna drop CDC an email? 

19 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Meanwhile CDC is on Step 7. Step 8 is done except for the crying, Herman is walking dead.  He'll let Herman say bye to the team and the players will get 12 hours to grieve

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and then Urban will be announced.

and then:

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@futureman 👆 :D 

38 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Most common surly poster occupations. 
 

1-lawyers 

2-sales

17-doctors 

Nurses is 1a

Just now, Texas Wahoo said:

Why do we think Matt Campbell would recruit better than Herman?  He has barely improved Iowa State's recruiting over his predecessors and his highest ranked class appears to be 46.

Because he actually gets his players to outperform their ratings.

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

a) I married a poster from here

b) we got divorced

c) I got surly as compensation I guess

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

e) Y'all make me smile

 

Keep at it. Past 400 pages!!!! It is hard to believe that a chick would be this engaged with football but I am. I think I have already posted pictures of myself (not anything sexy) on this board  a few times.

Sure, date a guy from here again. I'm sure 2nd time will be better. 

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

a) I married a poster from here

b) we got divorced

c) I got surly as compensation I guess

d) Anyone here that has met me or knows me knows what I look like. If you like tall, skinny girls without any plastic surgery and a surgically repaired collarbone that is obsessed with football you can get to know me.

e) Y'all make me smile

 

Keep at it. Past 400 pages!!!! It is hard to believe that a chick would be this engaged with football but I am. I think I have already posted pictures of myself (not anything sexy) on this board  a few times.

Wow, surgically repaired collarbones are my fetish. I have a non-surgically repaired separated shoulder. Do anything for ya?

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

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OU playing with fire a little bit here. If they fuck around and lose tonight, WV hasn’t lost in Morgantown this season. 

21 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

CDC has placed himself on the chopping block with this circus. Either he hits his target or he’s likely out of Austin too. Urban is the only coach worth the buyouts. I respect Mullen as a coach but you can’t objectively say his staff is head & shoulders better than what we have right now. Especially on the defensive side of the ball. 

So it’s CDC’s fault Herman sucks as a football coach?  Good to know.  

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17 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Not sure who's more overrated Mario of Franklin

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Just now, Dilligas said:

Wow, surgically repaired collarbones are my fetish. I have a non-surgically repaired separated shoulder. Do anything for ya?

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38 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

my woo @RGBIII is a glizzy goblin 

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Just now, stork642 said:

So it’s CDC’s fault Herman sucks as s football coach?  Good to know.  

It is his fault for giving him an extension.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

It is his fault for giving him an extension.

It's been widely reported that Fenves was the one who wanted to give Herman an extension

CDC's fault is the extension as it saddled him with Herman and cut out some options. I would imagine if there's a better option out there, CDC is happy to make a move. He's seen enough of Herman losing games he shouldn't to know this thing will never win the Big 12 under Herman. The best you can hope for is a 2018 type year and he's only had 1 of those out his 4 years in Austin. 

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hydraulics

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Once this whole saga is over I have a bottle of EH Taylor Barrel Proof I need to open. Seems like that would be as good of an occasion as any. 

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2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Why do we think Matt Campbell would recruit better than Herman?  He has barely improved Iowa State's recruiting over his predecessors and his highest ranked class appears to be 46.

Because a new coach always gets a bump.  Herman’s recruiting is in the toilet because no one believes his bullshit anymore _ a new coach won’t have that problem. 
 

Now add in that Herman will be a lame-duck that everyone knows will be gone. 
 

Another awful recruiting class could really cripple the chances of the next coach to turn the team around. 

I understand  baylor forced a 3 and out, and has a chance to close within 3.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

OU playing with fire a little bit here. If they fuck around and lose tonight, WV hasn’t lost in Morgantown this season. 

Hard not to pull for Baylor but if Herman is only out when it’s mathematically impossible then let’s get it done now.

8 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:



 

 

 


Does insurance cover that?



 

 

Too long of a story for this thread.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

It is his fault for giving him an extension.

That was Fenves' call.

4 minutes ago, troph said:

I should try but I go between cookies and cream, great divide and mint chocolate chip. Old habits die hard.

I'm a fan of butter crunch and cookie two step.

2 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

I need to move it through Miami, sell it in L.A.
Gonna hide it up in Telluride

pusha t is that u bruh 

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8 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Oh they exist. I didn’t say they couldn’t out perform Tom. I’m saying are we realistically going to drop millions of dollars on a new coach who’s staff isn’t drastically better than what’s in place? The Big12 is looking solid next season. I’d hate to see Mullen on the sideline get lit up by Spencer Rattler. Even Kellen Mond was able to do that.

Recruiting...... how does it work? I wish we had some sort of indication how recruits feel about a lame duck coach that should've been fired. 

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

It is his fault for giving him an extension.

 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

CDC's fault is the extension as it saddled him with Herman and cut out some options. I would imagine if there's a better option out there, CDC is happy to make a move. He's seen enough of Herman losing games he shouldn't to know this thing will never win the Big 12 under Herman. The best you can hope for is a 2018 type year and he's only had 1 of those out his 4 years in Austin. 

I think several people are on the record stating that CDC opposed the extension, but the university president overruled him.

1 minute ago, troph said:

Hard not to pull for Baylor but if Herman is only out when it’s mathematically impossible then let’s get it done now.

I root for meteor. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I assume private charters have Wi-Fi. You gonna drop CDC an email? 

Shelley Meyer is always on Twitter. So if she is on a suspected flight at a certain time, she is either tweeting a lot because of the Wifi, or not tweeting at all because of the lack of connectivity. She is going to spill the beans on this. Women always do.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If Urban says no, offer Lincoln Riley 11 mil a year

I wouldn’t be opposed but damn when he says no will there be egg on our face.

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