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Judging by browsing Black Twitter, very few actual black people give a shit about what Joe said.

But the ones that are mad are going to be more mad about that shirt being proudly sported by the type of person that buys Trump swag.

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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This is what I think he is about besides trying to pander to the evangelicals. He is just trying to stir up his village idiots. 

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

Can't fill the collection plate though . . . 

PayPal, Apple Pay, Venmo even the good ole fashion check will work. 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

PayPal, Apple Pay, Venmo even the good ole fashion check will work. 

No peer pressure with those methods. 

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Satisfying email I got from Trump.

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I knew Tubberville was a POS but didn't think he'd swallow diseased chode like Trump's. Yuck. But love that Sessions is getting ass fucked hard by karma. You helped create him dickhead, so you could throw kids in cages and now you are getting shit on like you well deserve. leonardo dicaprio laughing GIF

9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol Jeff Sessions

 

That comes pretty close to admitting that the #MAGAagenda is supporting Trump and nothing else.  No policy agenda, no agenda except whatever flashes through the lizard brain of the dumbest goddamn student I ever had.

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I knew Tubberville was a POS but didn't think he'd swallow diseased chode like Trump's. Yuck. But love that Sessions is getting ass fucked hard by karma. You helped create him dickhead, so you could throw kids in cages and now you are getting shit on like you well deserve. 200.gif

Ohhh, he is more than a piece of shit.

He’s a whole pile of shit.

And all of his campaign commercials might as just well be him literally felating Trump.

Every single one of them is -

TRUMP GOD WAH EUGULL GUNS BABIES TRUMP FREEDOM LOUD NOISES TRUUUUUUUUMP
Can't fill the collection plate though . . . 

PPP loans cover that
2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I knew Tubberville was a POS but didn't think he'd swallow diseased chode like Trump's. Yuck. But love that Sessions is getting ass fucked hard by karma. You helped create him dickhead, so you could throw kids in cages and now you are getting shit on like you well deserve. leonardo dicaprio laughing GIF

You thought he was running as a . . . reformer?

GOP is Trump, Trump is GOP.

34 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Ohhh, he is more than a piece of shit.

He’s a whole pile of shit.

And all of his campaign commercials might as just well be him literally felating Trump.

Every single one of them is -

TRUMP GOD WAH EUGULL GUNS BABIES TRUMP FREEDOM LOUD NOISES TRUUUUUUUUMP

That’s a winning strategy in Bama as long as you haven’t trolled the malls for teenage girls and go around showing off your lady gun.

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Sessions put his trust in a man incapable of loyalty or honor. This is EXACTLY how that always ends.
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, you stupid piece of shit.

The decision is who are the true Patriots.  Are you Lydia or Amy or Todd?

 

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Todd,

You read that right. Andrew Weissmann, the lead prosecutor in the Russian Collusion Delusion, is out fundraising for Sleepy Joe.

This is COLLUSION at the highest level from the DEEP STATE! They’ve been trying to rig the system for years ...They hate true Patriots like you, Todd.

They’re trying to intimidate the American People and rip this country from your hands. I can’t stand by and let them get away with this, and as a true American Patriot, neither should YOU.

If they couldn’t take us down with their 3-YEAR WITCH HUNT, then they’re NOT going to take us down now. Together, let’s show them that despite their best efforts, our movement is STRONGER than ever before.

 
IT’S JOE BIDEN AND THE DEEP STATE VS TODD

We have to remind them that this is your country, not theirs. That’s why I’ve requested a list of every Patriot who donates to this email in the next hour be sent to my office.
 
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Andrew Weissmann is a horrible and vicious prosecutor and he’s proven he’ll NEVER stop coming after us.

I want to know who stood with me when I needed them most. I’ve asked my team to send me a list of EVERY Patriot who steps up in the NEXT HOUR. I hope I see your name, Todd.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to fight back against the corrupt system and get on the list of donors my team sends to my office.

 
Thank you,

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol Jeff Sessions

 


This Auburn piss stain sure as shit ran from a fight when he settled on his fraud charges a few years back. Two peas in a pod, these tough guys.

5 hours ago, 6th Street said:

He's already got 2 in the bag

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that's assuming the shirts come in XXXL.

5 minutes ago, yoladu said:

that's assuming the shirts come in XXXL.

They're shirts for the maga crowd, I'm not sure they printed any that small.

I mean, great that Sessions gets his ass kicked, but does anyone think Tubberville is going to be some great Senator?

Fuck that shit.  Alabama should be sold to Mexico or something.

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I mean, great that Sessions gets his ass kicked, but does anyone think Tubberville is going to be some great Senator?

Fuck that shit.  Alabama should be sold to Mexico or something.

We’d be even bigger assholes than i already thought we were if we dumped that burden on Mexico.

48 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

ELF ANGRY

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17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I mean, great that Sessions gets his ass kicked, but does anyone think Tubberville is going to be some great Senator?

Tubby is gonna leave in the middle of the Alabama State dinner and just never come back. 

This entire page is a god damn cartoon. Holy fuck what is wrong with this nation. We will be lucky to make it to November. Fuck. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

This entire page is a god damn cartoon. Holy fuck what is wrong with this nation. We will be lucky to make it to November. Fuck. 

Lulz

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Sessions put his trust in a man incapable of loyalty or honor. This is EXACTLY how that always ends.
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, you stupid piece of shit.

He still gave us Stephen Miller. 

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously, why leave the socks on? obviously this man has always been a fucking psycopath

Had to protect the bone spurs.

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Whatever God(s) you worship, I think they're probably okay with you staying home and worshipping in private. 

But then your neighbors can't see how pious you are.   No way you go to church for God, you go so you can be accepted in the herd.

6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

He's already got 2 in the bag

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They can't afford stuff like that now, since they got canned.  And interesting they haven't resurfaced.  Not even as co hosts for that abomination thing the trump wives/mistresses are doing.  

19 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Tubby is gonna leave in the middle of the Alabama State dinner and just never come back. 

And quickly wear out his welcome at his next job. 

 

16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously, why leave the socks on? obviously this man has always been a fucking psycopath

Probably because he has ugly, chunky little feet.

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Sessions put his trust in a man incapable of loyalty or honor. This is EXACTLY how that always ends.
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, you stupid piece of shit.

It's amazing how he demands loyalty to him but he can't/won't reciprocate loyalty to others not named Putin, Kimmie and the Saudis. 

30 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Between this piece of human shit and the skating rinks in Texas being back open, I feel like I'm vicariously living again!  These are the days!  You guys wanna make some long distance phone calls?  

One can hope he has the best round of his life only to be struck down by a lightning bolt. 

Just now, Underdog said:

One can hope he has the best round of his life only to be struck down by a lightning bolt. 

On no!  Besides, the good lord would never interrupt the best round...of his life!!!

48 minutes ago, Underdog said:

It's amazing how he demands loyalty to him but he can't/won't reciprocate loyalty to others not named Putin, Kimmie and the Saudis. 

I think you are mistaking his loyalty to some of those three as maybe blackmail from the goods they have on him.

Between this piece of human shit and the skating rinks in Texas being back open, I feel like I'm vicariously living again!  These are the days!  You guys wanna make some long distance phone calls?  



Skating rink? Just go to Mike Epps’ house.


11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This entire page is a god damn cartoon. Holy fuck what is wrong with this nation. We will be lucky to make it to November. Fuck. 

 

57 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


Skating rink? Just go to Mike Epps’ house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shouldn't he be getting the Steelers ready for the upcoming season? 

37 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Lol.  We'll read about her in the obits in the near future. 

Whatever God(s) you worship, I think they're probably okay with you staying home and worshipping in private. 
Matthew 6:5 is pretty simple

"When you pray, you shall not be as the hypocrites, forthey love to stand and pray in the synagogues and in thecorners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Mostcertainly, I tell you, they have received their reward."
Whatever God(s) you worship, I think they're probably okay with you staying home and worshipping in private. 
Matthew 6:5 is pretty simple

"When you pray, you shall not be as the hypocrites, forthey love to stand and pray in the synagogues and in thecorners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Mostcertainly, I tell you, they have received their reward."
2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Lol.  We'll read about her in the obits in the near future. 

Here lies Asshole. Died from a hoax perpetrated by Democrats.

Should have HOAX tattooed on her forehead so when the time comes the frontline workers can refuse to help her. 

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