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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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9 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Trying to find anything to feed red meat to the cult. 

He found some more....

Considering the 75 year old "Antifa" fellow, I guess 'stooped' is appropriate? Lil Rascals gonna run ya over...

 

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Radical Left Governor @JayInslee and the Mayor of Seattle are being taunted and played at a level that our great Country has never seen before. Take back your city NOW. If you don’t do it, I will. This is not a game. These ugly Anarchists must be stooped IMMEDIATELY. MOVE FAST!

 

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17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Pandering to the highest order

 

They’re not using a dog whistle on this one, that’s a bullhorn for every racist to come out.  

6 minutes ago, SameSame said:

They’re not using a dog whistle on this one, that’s a bullhorn for every racist to come out.  

If a few of the casinos advertise some of the higher jackpots and chip offers, they may be able to distract a couple hundred and get the rally attendance down.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now all the protesters are just pussies.

 

 

Damn, I really do hate this motherfucker.  What an absolute piece of shit.

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20 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Wait, @bad_teammate told me there was no need for that.  It is the perfect slogan.

lol you got wiped in the other thread so you take your bitching here

pathetic and embarrassing

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now all the protesters are just pussies.

 

 

Wholly shit ... SMDH.   Oh, and nice use of the "SS" reference in your victory lap for your use of fascist tactics, BunkerBitch.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now all the protesters are just pussies.

 

 

Does the bot record the statements word for word? If so, let's all stop and reflect on using the abbreviation for Secret Service in a statement which is not limited by character counts instead of spelling it out. Really makes you think, you know?

 

@Gap03 faster with the keyboard. Hat's off to you.

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12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now all the protesters are just pussies.

 

 

Oh.

That account is a Twitter bot that scrapes each of the Dotard's tweets and puts them into the format presented, so they're limited to whatever Twitter has the limit set to now.

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23 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Does the bot record the statements word for word? If so, let's all stop and reflect on using the abbreviation for Secret Service in a statement which is not limited by character counts instead of spelling it out. Really makes you think, you know?

 

@Gap03 faster with the keyboard. Hat's off to you.

 

17 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

That account is a Twitter bot that scrapes each of the Dotard's tweets and puts them into the format presented, so they're limited to whatever Twitter has the limit set to now.

 

Trauma Babe says it all, but here's the actual tweet from the President:

 

 

 

This guy is becoming more deranged by the day.

9 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Debbie Does Dallas II was far superior to the original also.

Go on...

I would certainly hope that a confrontation between the national guard, police, and the secret service, and unarmed protesters, would be "easy". 

39 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Trumpy Bear

Can someone explain to me why this is a good idea?  Where are the little Trumpers on this thread so they can tell me why this is a great idea?

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/11/us/george-floyd-protests.html#link-62c212d8

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The country’s top military official apologized on Thursday for taking part in President Trump’s walk across Lafayette Square for a photo op after authorities used tear gas and rubber bullets to clear the area of peaceful protesters.

“I should not have been there,” Gen. Mark A. Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said in a prerecorded video commencement address to National Defense University.

Trump doesn't like apologists. The clock is ticking on this guy.

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone explain to me why this is a good idea?  Where are the little Trumpers on this thread so they can tell me why this is a great idea?

I'm getting my baby seal club oiled up because that has to be just around the corner.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/11/us/george-floyd-protests.html#link-62c212d8

Trump doesn't like apologists. The clock is ticking on this guy.

Trump any minute now- Well, you see, this guy is a loser.  Every "general" decision he has ever made was wrong.  He shouldn't be allowed in the military.  I have decided to put Jared in charge of the military because he knows how to get things done.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I'm getting my baby seal club oiled up because that has to be just around the corner.

Some stuff Trump does sickens me as an American but its the stuff he does that sickens me as a human being that really pisses me off.

This will sit well with Dotard. 

17 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'm getting my baby seal club oiled up because that has to be just around the corner.

Better use that whale oil. Bring back all that old American greatness. 

I've always preferred a crisp autumn evening Main Street illuminated with whale juice over electricity.

I love when that quote gets thrown out. If you want to rename something or get rid of statues to traitors, that's not denying history. Those people still existed. They are in history books. Their history will endure. But we don't have to keep honoring them with the names of buildings and statues in their honor. Especially those which were done in Jim Crow times to give a middle finger to the Civil Rights movement. 

35 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone explain to me why this is a good idea?  

It's all a part of making America great. Again.

What part of that don't you get? 

/sarcasm off

23 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

This will sit well with Dotard. 

Good to see. 

The (active) military is in a tough spot, but it's nice to see that they have morals and a backbone. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Oh.

those will come in handy when Trump refuses to leave the White House after Biden is elected.

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Can't fucking believe trump is referring to the secret service as "S.S." It's official abbreviation is "USSS" for what should be obvious reasons. I wonder if it was miller's idea

It was easier than spelling Gestapo and conveys the same message.

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

IF YOU DONT KEEP WAIVING THE CONFEDERATE FLAG YOU ARE DOOMED TO START A CIVIL WAR OVER SLAVERY AGAIN, I believe is what this means in this context, which, let’s face it, is a pretty good point. 

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

those will come in handy when Trump refuses to leave the White House after Biden is elected.

I’m pretty sure his personal secret service detail would slap cuffs on him and walk him out if he tried that
 

maybe he could sneak some blackwater mercs in but I don’t see it

Love to see the defense secretary and chairman of joint chiefs openly defying him. 
 

if only some senators would grow some balls

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Such a moron

 

"the fool".  Definitely needed quotation marks.  Because reasons.

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13 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He probably 'hears' black Wall Street and somebody might have even used that term around him if they mentioned the historical event, but what he doesn't see (because he is info-phobic) are the images of what it was like both during its heyday and after the massacre. And what it was like in north Tulsa for many many decades. When I was pretty young, the business and commercial 'white' part of downtown ended where what is now called the BOK Tower is located. Everything north of that was (like in many cities) divided by the expressway (no idea when that was built) and was populated by derelict warehouses, run down buildings, the Salvation Army, etc. South of that dividing line, you had the modern glittering glass buildings of the banks and the petroleum companies, the classical Art Deco masterpieces of the oil days of the 1920s and eventually the beautiful Boston Avenue United Methodist Church. In other words, the part of town that would not ever be allowed to be destroyed. That 'Black Wall Street' was right there. Right in sight of those buildings and you could practically throw a baseball and hit the BOK Center. Maybe a little further, but not much. As the rest of the city developed further and further south past the private schools and country clubs until it began to subsume the outlying towns like Broken Arrow, I only remember that it seemed like north Tulsa was a forgotten landscape.

IIRC there are some folks on here that live there or also used to live there. I haven't been back regularly so I've missed a lot of that downtown redevelopment that occurred, such as the BOK center. I've been past it but never inside. My family that still lives there thinks poorly of the city's 'leaders' and developers and has held that opinion for a long long time. A hard fought lawsuit may have biased their opinion some, and it wasn't helped by little back door deals they discovered that occurred during development along the River Parks and other places around town that ended up soaking the taxpayers.

If Trump holds his rally to talk about Opportunity Zones, they will be listening very closely, with the above information in mind. They know, just as in Miami and Palm Beach, that the opportunity is mostly for those that belong to Southern Hills Country Club, who have tickets to the Philharmonic, and own the land the Art Deco and glittering glass buildings sit on, a haunting and taunting reminder to others that in order to have the opportunity, you have to have the privilege.

The fucking governor invited him, because of course he did. It seriously never fucking ends around here. I just can't with this world anymore. Just fuck everything. I'm pretty sure I died a few years ago and what I'm experiencing is The Bad Place, like the TV show. He sure as fuck better not be allowed at the BOK Center, because it was officially shut down for the rest of 2020. There is not a single legitimate reason why he should be allowed to pack 20,000 people when every other act was cancelled. Send him to Oral Roberts' arena out south, far from me, where he can be adored by all the fake christians. He's every bit the fraud as the televangelists.

42 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

AND IT'S NOT ABOUT SLAVERY - IT'S ABOUT STATES' RIGHTS!1!!1!  

Fucking idiot.  He's gotta be trying to hide something new that's coming out today, because this morning is just a constant stream of lunacy and/or bait.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now all the protesters are just pussies.

 

 

There is no bottom.  

Just now, Gap03 said:

AND IT'S NOT ABOUT SLAVERY - IT'S ABOUT STATES' RIGHTS!1!!1!  

Fucking idiot.  He's gotta be trying to hide something new that's coming out today, because this morning is just a constant stream of lunacy and/or bait.

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He heard what's coming in Bolton's book. Probably why the military is backing away from him too.

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m pretty sure his personal secret service detail would slap cuffs on him and walk him out if he tried that
 

maybe he could sneak some blackwater mercs in but I don’t see it

Love to see the defense secretary and chairman of joint chiefs openly defying him. 
 

if only some senators would grow some balls

Along with slapping cuffs on that piece of shit they should put a knee on his neck for 9 minutes.

So Dotard is gonna be in Dallas tonight, at one of the mega churches. I'm kinda thinking of going with a big sign that says something like WARNING, THERE ARE NO BUNKERS HERE FOR THE BUNKER BITCH. 

Just now, Hookah Horns said:

So Dotard is gonna be in Dallas tonight, at one of the mega churches. I'm kinda thinking of going with a big sign that says something like WARNING, THERE ARE NO BUNKERS HERE FOR THE BUNKER BITCH. 

Do it!

But stand on a public sidewalk. 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I'm getting my baby seal club oiled up because that has to be just around the corner.

Please do seagulls next Mr. President. I've been waiting my whole life to take my 20 gauge out on the fishing boat and teach those little fuckers a lesson.  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Such a moron

 

Biden and Ginsburg both should be kept in isolation until January 21st. Can't let them get sick.

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