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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

But can you post a video of dancing horse? That is my favorite part. 

 

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6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

You live in a bird ranch?  How tall is the cage?

Took me a minute.  Well done.

45 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It has John Wayne’s son in it. For fucks sake! 

Batman?  Or was Bruce adopted?

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1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Batman?  Or was Bruce adopted?

Not adopted, and his mom's name was Martha.  So was Clark Kent's mom.  It's an important name.

It’s difficult to get the scene where he shoots them all in the hands. But the damn damn hell damn scene with John Wayne’s son you can get. Sorry for crapping on the world’s gonna die now thread.

27 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Looks like we’ll have a threesome story out of this whole quarantine time

Viagra has been deemed essential.

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sorry. I’ve only got two and they are my best ones. The dancing horse thing was my favorite part. That and he only shoots guys in the hands. 

Never seen it. Never heard of it. Just had some free time on my hands. That’s the story of my life during quarantine on rainy days. Nothing better to do except google random movie trivia for imaginary internet points on a website full of people I’ll never meet.  Guess that’s my signal for day drinking to commence. 

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s difficult to get the scene where he shoots them all in the hands. But the damn damn hell damn scene with John Wayne’s son you can get. Sorry for crapping on the world’s gonna die now thread.

That was the first 500 pages, now it's the Panicking Nazis demand Golden Corral to save America thread

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1 minute ago, Your Mom said:

Never seen it. Never heard of it. Just had some free time on my hands. That’s the story of my life during quarantine on rainy days. Nothing better to do except google random movie trivia for imaginary internet points on a website full of people I’ll never meet.  Guess that’s my signal for day drinking to commence. 

This is where you're wrong.  Waking up is the signal for day drinking to commence.

 

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2 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Never seen it. Never heard of it. Just had some free time on my hands. That’s the story of my life during quarantine on rainy days. Nothing better to do except google random movie trivia for imaginary internet points on a website full of people I’ll never meet.  Guess that’s my signal for day drinking to commence. 

Mom. Damn! 

So, what's the story on this new purported symptom -- COVID toes/fingers?  See image in spoiler:

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Because, umm, I have had what I thought was a mild fungal infection (effectively athletes foot -- a few blisters and such) since mid January, on a couple of my fingers.  It recently flared up significantly, so much so that I got my doc to prescribe a prescription ointment.

It's not exactly like the images shown....but it's somewhat similar.  Anyone know anything more about this?  I've had no other symptoms (although I did have a hellacious and nasty cold late last year, with a cough that lingered for 5-6 weeks).  Just wondering what the story is.

A guy called my wife last Saturday around noon and left her a voicemail about doing some freelance work for her company.  He was clearly drunk when he left it, but it was a Saturday and she's known him for awhile so she didn't think much of it.  She called him yesterday morning to tell him they didn't have anything for him and he was so drunk she could barely understand him.  Damn, dude.  I think I may know why you're looking for work.

22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s difficult to get the scene where he shoots them all in the hands. But the damn damn hell damn scene with John Wayne’s son you can get. Sorry for crapping on the world’s gonna die now thread.

 

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, what's the story on this new purported symptom -- COVID toes/fingers?  See image in spoiler:

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Because, umm, I have had what I thought was a mild fungal infection (effectively athletes foot -- a few blisters and such) since mid January, on a couple of my fingers.  It recently flared up significantly, so much so that I got my doc to prescribe a prescription ointment.

It's not exactly like the images shown....but it's somewhat similar.  Anyone know anything more about this?  I've had no other symptoms (although I did have a hellacious and nasty cold late last year, with a cough that lingered for 5-6 weeks).  Just wondering what the story is.

Don't blame the 'Rona for your hammer toes fingers

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, what's the story on this new purported symptom -- COVID toes/fingers?  See image in spoiler:

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Because, umm, I have had what I thought was a mild fungal infection (effectively athletes foot -- a few blisters and such) since mid January, on a couple of my fingers.  It recently flared up significantly, so much so that I got my doc to prescribe a prescription ointment.

It's not exactly like the images shown....but it's somewhat similar.  Anyone know anything more about this?  I've had no other symptoms (although I did have a hellacious and nasty cold late last year, with a cough that lingered for 5-6 weeks).  Just wondering what the story is.

It’s herpes.

On an afternoon livestock note, we basically held steady at 70% on cattle run rates, 1K head on the day, and hogs were around 65% but were up 9K on the day. If we can get through the rest of the week without further plant closures, I think we will start to increase runs next week, and could be back to close to 90% by the end of the first week of May if there aren't further setbacks. 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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The last little speck of polish on that diseased narwhal phallus really sets off the look.

So, what's the story on this new purported symptom -- COVID toes/fingers?  See image in spoiler:
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Because, umm, I have had what I thought was a mild fungal infection (effectively athletes foot -- a few blisters and such) since mid January, on a couple of my fingers.  It recently flared up significantly, so much so that I got my doc to prescribe a prescription ointment.
It's not exactly like the images shown....but it's somewhat similar.  Anyone know anything more about this?  I've had no other symptoms (although I did have a hellacious and nasty cold late last year, with a cough that lingered for 5-6 weeks).  Just wondering what the story is.


The story? Fitlump is somewhere posting, pretending to have a medical/first responder type job and asking for validation.

You, you’re gonna die or be sent to a leper colony.
23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, what's the story on this new purported symptom -- COVID toes/fingers?  See image in spoiler:

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Because, umm, I have had what I thought was a mild fungal infection (effectively athletes foot -- a few blisters and such) since mid January, on a couple of my fingers.  It recently flared up significantly, so much so that I got my doc to prescribe a prescription ointment.

It's not exactly like the images shown....but it's somewhat similar.  Anyone know anything more about this?  I've had no other symptoms (although I did have a hellacious and nasty cold late last year, with a cough that lingered for 5-6 weeks).  Just wondering what the story is.

You've got the Nasty.

Is it on your hands and your feet?

11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:



You, you’re gonna die or be sent to a leper colony.

Well, obviously.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

You've got the Nasty.

Again, duly noted.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Is it on your hands and your feet?

Hands only.

Type 1 diabetes?

Do you have high blood pressure? What’s your typical count?

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some of us would use the term "wife".

He said "with boom-boom" so I'm gonna have to go with no.

Palms of hand, like the pictures of dyshidrotic eczema? Filled with fluid?

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Hands only.

Have we ruled out furious masturbation?

Oh cool, COVID is also causing strokes in otherwise healthy people in their 30s and 40s

https://annals.org/aim/fullarticle/2764367/effectiveness-surgical-cotton-masks-blocking-sars-cov-2-controlled-comparison

this article basically says surgical and cotton masks do not stop the virus from spreading if an infected person coughs while wearing a mask. It did not address the mask effectiveness if someone is asymptomatic. 

Hopefully if a person has developed a cough, they also have other symptoms that would keep them home. But again, like everything else, this relies on people doing what’s best for the community and staying home if they feel even a little sick. 

Is a mask a perfect solution? Not at all, but it’s something. Hopefully more studies come out regarding mask efficacy with asymptomatic carriers. 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Type 1 diabetes?

Do you have high blood pressure? What’s your typical count?

No diabetes.  Mild hypertension, medication controlled (I'm pretty steady in the 120/80 range, have been for a long time).

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Palms of hand, like the pictures of dyshidrotic eczema? Filled with fluid?

No, between the fingers - I've had a fungal infection before, and it generally looks like this (just some of the small clear blisters), but this one has lingered, and after a while, they look something like the nasty image on the far right (cept I don't paint my nails).

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Have we ruled out furious masturbation?

Never rule it out.

3 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

When I think of wish I think of

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$14!?! I spent wayyy more than that on my puppy mask 

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Oh cool, COVID is also causing strokes in otherwise healthy people in their 30s and 40s

Ballgame?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

No diabetes.  Mild hypertension, medication controlled (I'm pretty steady in the 120/80 range, have been for a long time).

No, between the fingers - I've had a fungal infection before, and it generally looks like this (just some of the small clear blisters), but this one has lingered, and after a while, they look something like the nasty image on the far right (cept I don't paint my nails).

Never rule it out.

Do you have a way to check ur blood pressure to verify it is still in that normal range? 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

https://annals.org/aim/fullarticle/2764367/effectiveness-surgical-cotton-masks-blocking-sars-cov-2-controlled-comparison

this article basically says surgical and cotton masks do not stop the virus from spreading if an infected person coughs while wearing a mask. It did not address the mask effectiveness if someone is asymptomatic. 

Hopefully if a person has developed a cough, they also have other symptoms that would keep them home. But again, like everything else, this relies on people doing what’s best for the community and staying home if they feel even a little sick. 

Is a mask a perfect solution? Not at all, but it’s something. Hopefully more studies come out regarding mask efficacy with asymptomatic carriers. 

I also don't think that captures benefits regarding distance-dispersion.  The mask has to act as at least a speed bump, slowing the cough particles so they don't go 10 feet.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Do you have a way to check ur blood pressure to verify it is still in that normal range? 

I do.  Haven't checked in a while.  Will check tonight.  Why?

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5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

$14!?! I spent wayyy more than that on my puppy mask 

Puppy?

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I do.  Haven't checked in a while.  Will check tonight.  Why?

check Now please to see if it is still in a normal range. No one in your family has diabetes? Were you working in the yard? Do you have a fever? 

I've been trying to quit Skoal now on and off for years.

This mask business has saved me a fortune in Nicorette.

Advantage aggy!

It’s bad enough when the inmates escape the CR but it appears we have an escapee from the football board.

8 minutes ago, justhookit said:

It’s bad enough when the inmates escape the CR but it appears we have an escapee from the football board.

Well kill the escapee. 

24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

check Now please to see if it is still in a normal range. No one in your family has diabetes? Were you working in the yard? Do you have a fever? 

Can't find the power cord, so can't check at the moment (did my wife put the BP monitor away, but not put the power cord in the same place?  Yes, yes she did).  Have some family history of diabetes (grandmother), but my doc has regularly checked in the past, not even pre-diabetic.  I've worked in the yard some lately and spent some time hiking outdoors, haven't had any fever.

And again, have had this in some form or another since January.  Just flared up more the past couple of weeks.

 

Herpes talk not going away

HPD union and HCSO union both put out statements today basically saying they don't intend to get involved in citing/arresting people for disobeying the mask order. 

So, what's the story on this new purported symptom -- COVID toes/fingers?  See image in spoiler:
Spoiler

OY3MAGM5FVFCBF34PZEIUIOWBE.png

Because, umm, I have had what I thought was a mild fungal infection (effectively athletes foot -- a few blisters and such) since mid January, on a couple of my fingers.  It recently flared up significantly, so much so that I got my doc to prescribe a prescription ointment.
It's not exactly like the images shown....but it's somewhat similar.  Anyone know anything more about this?  I've had no other symptoms (although I did have a hellacious and nasty cold late last year, with a cough that lingered for 5-6 weeks).  Just wondering what the story is.


Looks like someone has the ugly and happened to hey covid too.
10 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

HPD union and HCSO union both put out statements today basically saying they don't intend to get involved in citing/arresting people for disobeying the mask order. 

User name doesn’t check out????

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

So, what's the story on this new purported symptom -- COVID toes/fingers?  See image in spoiler:

Because, umm, I have had what I thought was a mild fungal infection (effectively athletes foot -- a few blisters and such) since mid January, on a couple of my fingers.  It recently flared up significantly, so much so that I got my doc to prescribe a prescription ointment.

It's not exactly like the images shown....but it's somewhat similar.  Anyone know anything more about this?  

It's the Wuhand Virus. 

Quarantine in CR for 14 days, and touch everything there.

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

It's the Wuhand Virus. 

Quarantine in CR for 14 days, and touch everything there.

The only thing I've touched consistently for the past 14 days has been your mom.  And God knows where she's been.

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