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1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

He’s such a fucking idiot.

Yeah but don't forget he says what you're thinking. Apparently that's all it takes to get tools to vote for you.

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He's even more monosyllabic than usual.  Maybe his brain is starting to truly atrophy?

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:


He enjoys watching damage done to innocent people?

You didn't know this? Have you been in a coma? He literally had children taken from their parents and put into cages and praises people like kim jong un and the way he "leads" his "country." This one LIVES for damaging innocent people.

Not sure what’s more confusing, that or thinking his old, fat ass will be alive in 7 years. 

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:


He enjoys watching damage done to innocent people?

Like contracting people to work and then not compensating them for their time or forcing them into court proceedings they can't pay for so they'll take less money?

HE'S BEEN DOING IT HIS WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not sure what’s more confusing, that or thinking his old, fat ass will be alive in 7 years. 

He also seems to not understand how numbers really work. But I think we already knew that. Num3rs r hrad?

So he thinks he's only been in office for one year?  Feels like an eternity.

Also, he seems to be saying that the press won’t exist after he leaves office. Does he think they came into existence in 2016?

So he has an entire agency devoted to classifying/regulating firearms.

And instead he runs to a private lobbyist group whose contributing companies don’t want individuals making their own firearms. 

As a gun owner and eventual 3D-printer owner, I know he’s gonna fuck this up.

But it’s gonna make the gun-owning Trumpkins squirm.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So he has an entire agency devoted to classifying/regulating firearms.

And instead he runs to a private lobbyist group whose contributing companies don’t want individuals making their own firearms. 

As a gun owner and eventual 3D-printer owner, I know he’s gonna fuck this up.

But it’s gonna make the gun-owning Trumpkins squirm.

I heard that story on NPR this morning and was kind of shocked the NRA was against it.  Then I realized, yeah, Smith and Wesson and whoever else probably aren't too keen on people not buying guns from them.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So he has an entire agency devoted to classifying/regulating firearms.

And instead he runs to a private lobbyist group whose contributing companies don’t want individuals making their own firearms. 

As a gun owner and eventual 3D-printer owner, I know he’s gonna fuck this up.

But it’s gonna make the gun-owning Trumpkins squirm.

Maybe he wants to know what Putin wants him to do. 

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I heard that story on NPR this morning and was kind of shocked the NRA was against it.  Then I realized, yeah, Smith and Wesson and whoever else probably aren't too keen on people not buying guns from them.

Boy I bet you felt dumb when you realized you thought for a split second that the NRA was based on principles and not money.

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So he has an entire agency devoted to classifying/regulating firearms.

And instead he runs to a private lobbyist group whose contributing companies don’t want individuals making their own firearms. 

As a gun owner and eventual 3D-printer owner, I know he’s gonna fuck this up.

But it’s gonna make the gun-owning Trumpkins squirm.

The ATF didn't make any contributions to his campaign or inauguration, therefore what good are they? 

You'd think with all the talk about NRA/Russia collaboration he would let this rest a while.  But no, more shiny objects.

Trump loves to kick the sleeping dog. 

 

I think we are nearing the end game from Mueller. All that thrashing by Trump, Giuliani, et al means the net is starting to get uncomfortably tight.

Can't wait until the tweets about how the Russians funneling money through the NRA to Republican candidates is also not illegal.

13 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I think we are nearing the end game from Mueller. All that thrashing by Trump, Giuliani, et al means the net is starting to get uncomfortably tight.

The fact that Rudy and Trump are publicly saying it’s not a crime most likely means they have a headup that Mueller has evidence of it, so it does feel like something is about to drop.

52 minutes ago, Red Five said:


He enjoys watching damage done to innocent people?

And that, folks, is what is at the very heart of Trump, and all who support Trump.  

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The fact that Rudy and Trump are publicly saying it’s not a crime most likely means they have a headup that Mueller has evidence of it, so it does feel like something is about to drop.

What Mueller probably has:  criminal conspiracy charges

What Trump/Rudy are doing:  deflecting it as collusion, which is not technically a crime. 

"Collusion is not a crime, so Secret Hillary loving girly man Mueller is making up fake conspiracy charges!"

The examples are entertaining.  One of the synonyms was not a surprise.

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50 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not sure what’s more confusing, that or thinking his old, fat ass will be alive in 7 years. 

"You just stop right there sir, this is the healthiest human being in the history of this universe. He is a cross between Russell Westbrook and Mike Tyson in his prime. He will live to be 125, at least. He has 2% body fat. He also has a huge penis. WHOOP!!!!!!" 

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Ironically, Trump's mother and grandfather were both "some guy's uncle from Zimbabwe"  when they arrived in America.  Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Will it surprise anyone when it comes out that Jesse Watters used to suck dick for drugs on Spring Break?

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


"Powerful trade?"  WTF does that mean?

Bigly economy. Previous administration had Weak Trade. Not good. SAD! 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Will it surprise anyone when it comes out that Jesse Watters used to suck dick for drugs on Spring Break?

He definitely has some kind of skeletons somewhere. I haven't been this sure of someone having a shady past since that fat fuck Jared from Subway.

1 hour ago, Constant said:

We’ve entered his defense phase of, “yeah, we colluded with Russia; whats the big deal?” 

Fify

13 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Bigly economy. Previous administration had Weak Trade. Not good. SAD! 

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Collusion is not a crime.

We didn't collude.

Those people over there did collude. They're the real criminals.

 

 

THE BEST CONFUSION! SO TIRED OF WINNING!

23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Will it surprise anyone when it comes out that Jesse Watters used to suck dick for drugs on Spring Break?

I doubt he ever stopped. 

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Will it surprise anyone when it comes out that Jesse Watters used to suck dick for drugs on Spring Break?

Dude probably has a grindr profile...but just of his torso. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

So he has an entire agency devoted to classifying/regulating firearms.

And instead he runs to a private lobbyist group whose contributing companies don’t want individuals making their own firearms. 

As a gun owner and eventual 3D-printer owner, I know he’s gonna fuck this up.

But it’s gonna make the gun-owning Trumpkins squirm.

The thing I don't get about the current round of pearl clutching over guns is that it's being framed as "everyone can 3D print a plastic AR15 and shoot up a bunch of children". And on top of that, the 3D printed "liberator" pistol is a single shot design that can only shoot low pressure rounds like the .380 or .22 AND it still has metal in it because it needs a hard material (a steel nail in this case) for a firing pin.

Nevermind that you could replicate that sort of functionality for cheaper with a trip to the hardware store. You can make a slam-fire 12GA shotgun with a pipe, a cap, and a nail pretty easily.

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Jeff got an uncle there or something?

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Ex-FBI senior official was on TV yesterday.

Collusion is not a crime. Conspiracy is.  That's where Mueller is going to get him and he'll be like "wait what's that?"

Synonyms are HARD.  It's as if Guliani was on TV saying "I looked, and there's no crime of 'Taking Things That Don't Belong to You.'  So the whole investigation as to whether President Trump obtaining paintings taken from an art museum is a witch hunt."  Everyone else in the world looks at him quizzically, and thinks 'well....'Theft' is a crime, so....yeah."

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Will it surprise anyone when it comes out that Jesse Watters used to suck dick for drugs on Spring Break?

"Used to?"

1 hour ago, Lagunamadre said:

"You just stop right there sir, this is the healthiest human being in the history of this universe. He is a cross between Russell Westbrook and Mike Tyson in his prime. He will live to be 125, at least. He has 2% body fat. He also has a huge penis. WHOOP!!!!!!" 

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He used to suck dick for drugs. He still does, but he used to, too.

RIP Mitch Hedberg

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The first three comments are fucking gold:

"It's like Thomas Kinkade, but with racists."

"Thomas KKKinkade."

"Painter of White."

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