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7 hours ago, F250 said:

This might be considered heresy but the crispy chicken sandwich from Bill Millers is a damn good chicken sandwich and I prefer it over Chick-fil-A.

 

 

Freddy's makes a good knockoff too. 

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Trump could trap himself with his own stupid EO.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/6-republicans-deported-change-birthright-citizenship-including-donald-trump/

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Though Fred Trump, the president’s businessman father, was an American citizen at the time of his birth, his Scottish mother was not.

It’s unclear what the proposed policy and legislation would do with children born to one immigrant and one citizen, but were it to be zero-tolerance and only allow the children of two citizens to become citizens themselves, a child born of parents like Trump’s may not be granted the same citizenship he was at birth.

Using that same logic, they say Cruz also would be deported, since his father was a Cuban immigrant. 

 

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I keep forgetting that Steve Bannon isn't in jail. It feels like he is in jail. 

5 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

I keep forgetting that Steve Bannon isn't in jail. It feels like he is in jail. 

Brannon is smarter than Manaforte, etc.  Weird to say, but he’s also not quite as corrupt.  He seemed to have made a lot of his money legitimately (including World of Warcraft gold farming LOL).  

DANGER, WARNING, ALARM

Our country is about to be invaded.

JFC 🙄

31 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 


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This is begging for some kind of alt-right meme that the olds on Facebook would eat up in a second.

40 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I was always led to believe that the "Northern Border" of Mexico is, well, Texas.  Interdasting.

27 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

DANGER, WARNING, ALARM

Our country is about to be invaded.

JFC 🙄

They won't be under US jurisdiction, so they can't give birth to US citizens - Trumpkins

But they are under US jurisdiction, so we can detain them - Also Trumpkins

 

Feel like calling it an "invasion" is a specific term for nefarious legal purposes...

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Very solemn.

Good for him!  Not having to witness people expressing political views should be the goal of every democratically elected representative.

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9 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

This dude is shit.  

 

17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Very solemn.

It's going to be crazy when Trump's grave is eventually closed to the public because too many people pissed on it.

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

It's going to be crazy when Trump's grave is eventually closed to the public because too many people pissed on it.

This thought has crossed my mind.  The closure, I mean.

Maybe some of the other parts.

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Very solemn.

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This might be considered heresy but the crispy chicken sandwich from Bill Millers is a damn good chicken sandwich and I prefer it over Chick-fil-A.
 
 

Not heresy. Their bbq is the quintessence of mediocrity, but the sides and fried chicken are damn good.
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

But we don't want to spend $5 for a head of lettuce. 

Reminds me of when Alabama passed those strict immigration laws designed to chase the undocumented workers out, and a shit ton of watermelon and tomatoes rotted in the fields because nobody would do the work. Oops

It's important that Cheeto feels like he was shown respect on a day reserved for mourning the loss of 11 people.

Not a Jew, rabbi, or ordained messianic minister.

 

F'n Clown Shoes.  Every f'n day the Dotard manages to embarrass himself.  You just knew he would find a way to make this atrocity about him, well done you douchecanoe.

Now he's a constitutional scholar

He couldn't name three legal scholars that agree with that take. Some dickhead that works for ICE is basically it.

I still don't see how this is a winner for him..... Yea, the base gets frenzied but this is a loser for Independents and soft Pubs.

 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

DANGER, WARNING, ALARM

Our country is about to be invaded.

JFC 🙄

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They are indeed laughing, but trust me the stupidity they are laughing at has nothing to do with our laws. 

14 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Now he's a constitutional scholar

Wrong.  This was decided by SCOTUS 120 years ago.  The clause "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" covers specific exceptions for (1) foreign diplomats stationed here and (2) occupying enemy forces who do not subject themselves to U.S. jurisdiction.

2 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Wrong.  This was decided by SCOTUS 120 years ago.  The clause "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" covers specific exceptions for (1) foreign diplomats stationed here and (2) occupying enemy forces who do not subject themselves to U.S. jurisdiction.

Donald is just about ready to tweet his rebuttal to that decision citing numerous precedents in just a couple of minutes. He's been up in the books for days studying the issue.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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The President is a piece of shit.

8 minutes ago, retread said:

 

oh yeah, remember this?

28 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Now he's a constitutional scholar

Many legal scholars

is three many?

lemme see, did i get it right?  moe.  larry.  curly.

yep, three.

It speaks to the rampant narcissism that Trump feels the need to clarify how well HE was treated, on a day that was intended to focus all attention and grief on innocent murder victims.

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This day feels like a DO SOMETHING! tweet is incoming.

Yep and unfortunately as we've seen recently, some people take that as go murder your fellow countrymen.

5 blocks south of where I work are about 20 apartment complexes occupied pretty much exclusively by immigrants (legal and illegal). You could probably round up a caravan size number of Hondurans right now...if they weren't all out busing tables, cooking food, cleaning white people's toilets, and building roads and shit.

24 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Wrong.  This was decided by SCOTUS 120 years ago.  The clause "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" covers specific exceptions for (1) foreign diplomats stationed here and (2) occupying enemy forces who do not subject themselves to U.S. jurisdiction.

Also native Americans, though they were subsequently granted citizenship by Congress and are thus now subject to the jurisdiction of the United States. 

4 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

5 blocks south of where I work are about 20 apartment complexes occupied pretty much exclusively by immigrants (legal and illegal). You could probably round up a caravan size number of Hondurans right now...if they weren't all out busing tables, cooking food, cleaning white people's toilets, and building roads and shit.

There they go, taking all our jobs. C'mon, do you civic duty and call ICE immediately. 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It's like he is describing the White Walkers approaching the Wall. I'm surprised he didn't mention the Night King had an ice dragon.

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13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

It speaks to the rampant narcissism that Trump feels the need to clarify how well HE was treated, on a day that was intended to focus all attention and grief on innocent murder victims.

well yeah, what do you expect? 

seriously - wtf do you guys expect every day? 

have a nice humpday my Gs. no nukes. believe that. 

What percent of Texans believe the "costs our Country billions" line, do you think?  I'm not talking about economists, but everyday retards.  Do they go "it's amazing that Texas economy is always booming despite the fact that we have this constant and inexhaustible supply of cheap labor that is costing us billions."

10 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

5 blocks south of where I work are about 20 apartment complexes occupied pretty much exclusively by immigrants (legal and illegal). You could probably round up a caravan size number of Hondurans right now...if they weren't all out busing tables, cooking food, cleaning white people's toilets, and building roads and shit.

My family has always rented out cheap single family homes to immigrants. They are highly preferred over poor homegrown Americans.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Now he's a constitutional scholar

If undocumented immigrants aren't "subject to the jurisdiction" of the United States, how on earth are they charged with crimes?

Idiot.

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10 hours ago, F250 said:

This might be considered heresy but the crispy chicken sandwich from Bill Millers is a damn good chicken sandwich and I prefer it over Chick-fil-A.

You're not wrong.  My stepson was Chicken Man at the Burnet Road location for awhile -- that was a good sammich.

13 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

My family has always rented out cheap single family homes to immigrants. They are highly preferred over poor homegrown Americans.

Immigrants less likely to cook meth?

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