Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[Deej 76080]

If it's Briles, he's gonna have a hard time finding 5 stars who want to rape guys who play pretend Army. 

[RabidM 2588]

If they hire Petrino, he should wear his neck brace to the press conference, flick everyone off, laugh and walk out. 

[Updawg 2239]

If it's Briles, he's gonna have a hard time finding 5 stars who want to rape guys who play pretend Army. 

Wow briles maybe turned down the job knowing his playbook wouldn’t work.

[CooterBrown 17695]

Can you imagine Briles’ ego working for Jimbo?

[Deej 76080]

I can see Jimbo watching Art rape his wife. 

[MH BEVO 1264]

Do you guys honestly think chin pubes could hide his boner if Jimbo convinced the defending Italian football champion to come be his OC? 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

3 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

4 hours ago, bizzle said:

i am headed to get very, very drunk

You taking your motorcycle?

1 other upvote? Y’all a bunch unfunny motherfuckers.

[CooterBrown 17695]

Do you guys honestly think chin pubes could hide his boner if Jimbo convinced the defending Italian football champion to come be his OC? 

“Two national champions on staff.” - chin pubes

[HtownHorn 14285]

Just now, CooterBrown said:

“Two national champions on staff.” - chin pubes

Briles has taken Estra Guelfi to heights never seen before.

[RomaVicta 29472]

I've had time to think about it. It's all mathematics.

Jimbo won 5 games this year. Bobby won 5 games this year.

5 wins + 5 wins = 10 wins

The golden age of Aggie football is at hand!

[Handcruser 2799]

I dont care who they hire - they’ll Aggy it up somehow.

[Wishbone 4716]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

I can see Jimbo watching Art rape his wife. 

Life imitates art or…“Wife intimates Art”?

(I’ll see myself out)

Edited December 10, 2022 by Wishbone

[Spaceman Spiff 377]

[Getafix 28358]

 

Holy cow! calf!

 

 

[RomaVicta 29472]

6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy cow! calf!

 

 

I don't have y'all's encyclopedic knowledge of coaches and players, so I looked him up. 

 

It is A&M. Could they be thinking they're poaching the coach who is improving our OL? 

From behind his big desk where he is barely visible, Jimbo calls out to an assistant, "IbeenhearingaboutMattMattox!"

Mathematics? Mathematics, coach?

Noyoudummy.I'mtellingyou Matt Mattox.

Yes, sir?

Lookimup.

Says he's the OL and run coordinating coach for tu.

tu?

Er, Texas, sir.

I told you to cut that stupid shit out.

Sorry, sir.

So, Texashuh? Callimup.

 

Edited December 10, 2022 by RomaVicta

[ClubWhatever 12066]

It feels like the pool of people who want to walk into this situation is pretty small. Anyone with a good P5 job is probably not doing it.  So you have names of pariahs and G5 guys being dropped.  It’s pretty telling. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

I'll say it would be very amusing if they brought in Mattox and Sterlin Gilbert to replace Addazzio and Dickey. 

[utfan87 406]

31 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I'll say it would be very amusing if they brought in Mattox and Sterlin Gilbert to replace Addazzio and Dickey. 

Will their AD have to fly out and beg them to take the job? That was such an embarrassment. 

[ClubWhatever 12066]

1 minute ago, utfan87 said:

Will their AD have to fly out and beg them to take the job? That was such an embarrassment. 

School president.  

[bluto 4800]

2 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Will their AD have to fly out and beg them to take the job? That was such an embarrassment. 

AD? Try president! 

[Bill Lumbergh 7157]

1 hour ago, bluto said:

AD? Try president! 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11608]

On 12/9/2022 at 8:48 AM, texifornia said:

OC search mod posts dump

@Elmer_Fudd might be clairvoyant 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11608]

On 12/9/2022 at 12:50 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

"Like if Voltron didn't have any arms or legs and was just a bunch of assholes knotted together" 

 

I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂😂

[Funk Doctor Spock 11608]

23 hours ago, bizzle said:

i am headed to get very, very drunk

Not before telling us your 10-2 prediction for next, you're not. 

[Getafix 28358]

 

You go, Jimbo!

 

 

[dilloncp98 79]

SIAP: On3 reporting that Hicks is visiting Oregon again this weekend. Since he’s out of play for us, I’d love to see him leave the region.

[Enchubben 5492]

1 hour ago, dilloncp98 said:

SIAP: On3 reporting that Hicks is visiting Oregon again this weekend. Since he’s out of play for us, I’d love to see him leave the region.

Next generation thinking type of NIL. You pay opponents players/recruits to go out of conference. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20850]

Another one.  This time a coach's son.

 

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

They won’t care about that one either. 

[WinningIsHard 3941]

On 12/9/2022 at 9:23 PM, Deej said:

I can see Jimbo watching Art’s players rape his wife. 

Fixed it for accuracy 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1558]

1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

Fixed it for accuracy 

[Bevo 13417]

9 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

On 12/9/2022 at 9:23 PM, Deej said:

I can see Jimbo watching Art’s players rape his wife. 

Fixed it for accuracy 

[SarkAfterDark 1683]

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They won’t care about that one either. 

They are running out of people to not care about. I think some big ones will drop once their semester ends. 

[Kel Varnsen 8242]

At this point, their OC is going to have to be one of those player-coach type situations.

[Redneck Mutha 7832]

11 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Another one.  This time a coach's son.

 

Good.  All indications he was a locker room cancer, a real pain in the ass for the coaches.  Frees up room to bring in Marvin Harrison Jr and Quentin Johnson.  /Texaggy

[Bullneck 18617]

10 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

At this point, their OC is going to have to be one of those player-coach type situations.

The QB will call their own plays.

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

25 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

They are running out of people to not care about. I think some big ones will drop once their semester ends. 

We are all hoping expectantly. 

[Bullneck 18617]

On 12/9/2022 at 1:48 PM, texifornia said:

When Looch is spinning this hard, you know it's real

OK, I see the 5-6 record at MSU has been pretty well covered, so I deleted my post. Jesus, the guy writes like an arrogant blowhard.

 

 

 

Edited December 11, 2022 by Bullneck

[RomaVicta 29472]

Didn't Billy "Top 44" Liucci calm the cult by saying there would be a spectacular end to this process by the end of the week?

Things must be going swimmingly if Petrino interviewed yesterday and the job is still vacant. I suppose it's possible they're giving Petrino time to tell his players. 

Or they couldn't agree on terms. Or the outcry was too much. Or Petrino just wanted to do some fishin' with Jimbo on the Aggies' dime. Jimbo and he likely had a nice chuckle together if it's the last one.

What? Are we on page 2 of the list yet?

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

41 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Good.  All indications he was a locker room cancer, a real pain in the ass for the coaches.  Frees up room to bring in Marvin Harrison Jr and Quentin Johnson.  /Texaggy

Wasn’t this guy considered not D1 good and a nepotism only take?  Is dad not going to be coaching there anymore? 

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Wasn’t this guy considered not D1 good and a nepotism only take?  Is dad not going to be coaching there anymore? 

You’d be surprised to hear that looch said at the time that he was absolutely a take on his own merit. 

[billfromlaketravis 11266]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Wasn’t this guy considered not D1 good and a nepotism only take?  Is dad not going to be coaching there anymore? 

Always looked like a favor for Coach Price despite aggy spin. Arizona/Sumlin was his second best offer. 

[South Austin 51409]

39 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Things must be going swimmingly if Petrino interviewed yesterday and the job is still vacant. I suppose it's possible they're giving Petrino time to tell his players.

Sure, because Petrino handles his departures with class.

Quote

Coward. Quitter. Hypocrite. And those were some of the nicer things the Atlanta Falcons had to say about their former coach on Wednesday.

Bobby Petrino left behind a bitter team and a boss who felt betrayed, skipping town to return to the college ranks with not so much as a face-to-face meeting with his players.

The Falcons watched him on television the previous night, yukking it up at a giddy, late-night news conference in Arkansas, then showed up at their lockers to find a 78-word letter from their ex-coach, whose tenure in the NFL lasted all of 13 games.

"Atlanta Falcons Players," it began.

"Out of my respect for you, I am letting you know that, with a heavy heart, I resigned today as the Head Coach of the Atlanta Falcons. This decision was not easy, but it was made in the best interest of me and my family. While my desire would have been to finish out what has been a difficult season for us all, circumstances did not allow me to do that. I appreciate your hard work and wish you the best.

"Sincerely, Bobby Petrino."

Bitter Falcons feel betrayed after Petrino bolts for Arkansas

[South Austin 51409]

47 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Jesus, the guy writes like an arrogant blowhard.

Like an arrogant blowhard?  He is an arrogant blowhard.

[Butch Had Not 2924]

Can't wait for this to happen:

 

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7157]

51 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Didn't Billy "Top 44" Liucci calm the cult by saying there would be a spectacular end to this process by the end of the week?

They have really out-aggied themselves this week.

If no one said anything, not having an oc hired at this point would not be ideal, but not particularly shocking or newsworthy.

But no.  In their neverending need to shout and bluster about absolutely nothing, everyone from Lucci to KKL had to scream from the rooftops that GREAT OC news would be announced by Friday.

Naturally, the things they overoptimistically assumed would happen did not happen, forcing them to acknowledge that one of the expected candidates (Riley, mullen, etc) turned them down.  Now they're left to feign excitement over remaining candidates like Bobby fucking Petrino.

If they could just shut their mouths for five seconds, none of this happens.  But of course they can't.

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

4 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Can't wait for this to happen:

 

 

Can’t happen because the oilers don’t exist 

[UDontKnow 10439]

30 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Can't wait for this to happen:

 

 

 

As much as I appreciated Kevin Gilbride, Buddy Ryan was in the right to punch him.

[utexas8 1433]

I’m curious did a&m have any visitors for this week or next? Who are they even recruiting?

[Cairn Horn88 8034]

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

I’m curious did a&m have any visitors for this week or next? Who are they even recruiting?