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5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

If there's anyone on this board involved with statewide Dem campaigns, a compilation of Republican politicians over the last decade saying "it could have been worse" overlaid with footage of all the disasters/shootings/whatever that they are referencing... and wrapped up with "why aren't we asking if it could have been better?" is basically a slam dunk ad idea that they are gifting the Dems yet nobody wants to take the shot.

 

But pronouns, and a family was speaking Spanish at HEB. That’s literally all the majority cares about anymore.

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I love how that cunt just gets a pass from everyone too. laziest flotus ever

She and I have a mutual understanding; neither of us give a shit about the other. Although, I do eagerly await her ghost-written tell all book after Donald starts feeding the worms.
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On 7/11/2025 at 1:51 PM, Bateshorn said:

Hi. First time caller, also first time listener…

Can someone give me the background tea here on the divorce? I know Paxton is a corrupt piece of shit, but I haven’t followed him closely and hadn’t planned to unless he won the Senate primary.

Unless?

 

 

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16 hours ago, Tuco said:


She and I have a mutual understanding; neither of us give a shit about the other. Although, I do eagerly await her ghost-written tell all book after Donald starts feeding the worms.

You don't have to wait. Bezos's $40 million bribe "documentary" is coming later this year to Amazon Prime.

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On 7/11/2025 at 8:41 AM, wildcat09 said:

I suspect someone from Cornyn's camp showed her some bad general election polling and she realized she didn't want to risk being married to a guy who might lose a statewide race to a Democrat.

Bwahahahahaha, that will never happen. 

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Unless?
 
 

Yeah…I don’t think yall understand how much of a lock he is to win the primary, and just the general.
Everything we loathe about him? All of those things make him MORE attractive to GQP voters and Texas voters. We LIKE criminal, crooked, cheating, utter fucksticks. If he buttfucked a puppy to death on live TV, he’d gain 1-2% because of all the sweet lib tears it would cause.
You all know this.
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I know sometimes divorce proceedings can be kept private. With their both being elected state officials can they be compelled to keep it all public?

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22 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Unless?

 

 

 

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah…I don’t think yall understand how much of a lock he is to win the primary, and just the general.
Everything we loathe about him? All of those things make him MORE attractive to GQP voters and Texas voters. We LIKE criminal, crooked, cheating, utter fucksticks. If he buttfucked a puppy to death on live TV, he’d gain 1-2% because of all the sweet lib tears it would cause.
You all know this.

The GOP is a criminal organization. Paxton checks all the boxes.

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On 7/10/2025 at 12:55 PM, HRSchenker said:

 

 

"But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to remain in the marriage."

why is she concerned about being loving to ken when she is divorcing him?

this timeline

 

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On 7/10/2025 at 3:18 PM, tokamak said:

"Truly repulsive and disgusting"....until he wins a Senate seat next year. Then he's cool.

he will desperately try to avoid a debate with jasmine crockett - we'll see what happens

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On 7/11/2025 at 9:05 AM, bluto said:

Ain’t no fuckin way Paxton would lose a general statewide. He smoked a young Latina from Brownsville in 22 by 10 pts. 

jasmine is a different opponent

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24 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

jasmine is a different opponent

You’re right, she’d get smoked by 15 vs Paxton. An outspoken black female already in maga crosshairs vs a white male maga darling… in this state where the border vote has ~flipped?

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the border brainswashing has been iced

ai really doesn't want to answer the question with exact numbers....

i'm sure someone can dig out the hard numbers by metro v. rural....

but sometime in the last few years brown tied white with 40% each

the remaining 20% is black + everything else

the math is simple

if every registered voter turned out and voted their interest, the right gets smoked by 10%+

jasmine will intensify rural turnout

jasmine will intensify urban turnout

and she will eviscerate side eye every day on every local news broadcast in austin, dallas, houston, san antonio and the rgv

she may not win

but she will do more good than beto ever would

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On 7/10/2025 at 11:45 PM, Disco Strangler said:

As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela.  People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php

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sorry for partying 

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The former councilmember's political career ground to a halt in November 2022, after he consumed 14 alcoholic beverages within four hours at Evil Olive and then drove home. On route, he parked in a Bill Miller's drive-thru for roughly 10 minutes before leaving and committing a hit-and-run while driving home. He was found laying on the ground in his yard by a San Antonio Police Department officer.

 

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On 7/10/2025 at 5:45 PM, Disco Strangler said:

As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela.  People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php

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Honesty I would have thought Ken would have chosen someone attractive as a side piece. But hey the heart wants what the heart wants.

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Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Honesty I would have thought Ken would have chosen someone attractive as a side piece. But hey the heart wants what the heart wants.

Maybe he sees something in her that others can’t

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7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Honesty I would have thought Ken would have chosen someone attractive as a side piece. But hey the heart wants what the heart wants.

Sometimes it’s just a matter of who is willing. 

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Maybe it’s that “grabs your dick like a gorilla grabs a banana” thing that some Surly poster discussed a while back. Sounds more painful than attractive to me, but I’m not here to kink shame.

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1 hour ago, bluto said:

You’re right, she’d get smoked by 15 vs Paxton. An outspoken black female already in maga crosshairs vs a white male maga darling… in this state where the border vote has ~flipped?

Yup, unfortunately Jasmine would lose by a ton. Thats why they need to run Talarico

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Keep Jasmine in the House so she can run the House Judiciary committee after the Democrats win back Congress in 2026. 

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Pretty late to the game, but this comment fucking slayed me.

“His left eye says, “I’m open to new ideas” but his right eye says, “I’ll fucking kill you.”
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4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Honesty I would have thought Ken would have chosen someone attractive as a side piece. But hey the heart wants what the heart wants.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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57 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


Pretty late to the game, but this comment fucking slayed me.

“His left eye says, “I’m open to new ideas” but his right eye says, “I’ll fucking kill you.”

Paxton is a strong believer in the biblical injunction not to let the left eye know what the right eye is doing. 

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4 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Paxton is a strong believer in the biblical injunction not to let the left eye know what the right eye is doing. 

Absolutely this.



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