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2021 Head Coach Candidate Thread of Pain


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Putting them In different classes. Add or destroy opinion
 

Best Available: Urban Meyer, Chris Petersen

Best Current Head Coaches: PJ Fleck(Minnesota), Luke Fickell(Cincinnati), Bryan Harsin(Boise St)

Best Current Coorinators that could become head coach: Brent Venables(DC Clemson), Tony Elliott(OC Clemson), Todd Grantham(DC Florida)

best pipe dream head coaches: Dabo and Saban

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1 hour ago, Bevo VIII said:

Putting them In different classes. Add or destroy opinion
 

Best Available: Urban Meyer, Chris Petersen

Best Current Head Coaches: PJ Fleck(Minnesota), Luke Fickell(Cincinnati), Bryan Harsin(Boise St)

Best Current Coorinators that could become head coach: Brent Venables(DC Clemson), Tony Elliott(OC Clemson), Todd Grantham(DC Florida)

best pipe dream head coaches: Dabo and Saban

Urban, Dabo  or Saban.  money whip one of these guys and get back to winning.  Also, money whip the Vandy baseball coach and get baseball rolling again.

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22 minutes ago, El Hornarino said:

IIRC last year Cincinnati was the most penalized team in their conference.  How are they wrt that this season?

 

Currently they’re tied for 40th in the country with 6.33 penalties per game. We’re near the bottom with 9.33 per game. 
 

last year they had 8.8 per game while we had 7.3
 

 

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3 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

Putting them In different classes. Add or destroy opinion
 

Best Available: Urban Meyer, Chris Petersen

Best Current Head Coaches: PJ Fleck(Minnesota), Luke Fickell(Cincinnati), Bryan Harsin(Boise St)

Best Current Coorinators that could become head coach: Brent Venables(DC Clemson), Tony Elliott(OC Clemson), Todd Grantham(DC Florida)

best pipe dream head coaches: Dabo and Saban

Irony or no?  Urban replaced Fickell at tosu

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5 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

Putting them In different classes. Add or destroy opinion
 

Best Available: Urban Meyer, Chris Petersen

Best Current Head Coaches: PJ Fleck(Minnesota), Luke Fickell(Cincinnati), Bryan Harsin(Boise St)

Best Current Coorinators that could become head coach: Brent Venables(DC Clemson), Tony Elliott(OC Clemson), Todd Grantham(DC Florida)

best pipe dream head coaches: Dabo and Saban

Tony Elliott

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4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Y'all keep jinxing this shit.  Herman is gonna fuck around and run the table just to fuck with us

Yeah, God i would HATE to go 9-1 with wins over OU, #10 OK State, #24 Iowa State and receiving votes KSU/WV.    That would be so fucking awful. 

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39 minutes ago, horn.g20 said:

I don't think Petersen will coach again. he's tired of this generation of pussy football players.

He has moved from the sideline to the classroom at UW in the business school  From the Wall Street Journal:

"This fall, Petersen will be at the University of Washington’s Foster School of Business, installed as the Fritzky Chair of Leadership and as an adjunct professor. The Foster B-School intends to open in late September with a combination of on-campus and virtual learning, and Petersen’s task will be to advise and mentor students, staff and faculty in the management approaches that made him one of the most successful college coaches of his generation."

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Pipe dreams:  Kyle Shanahan, Eric Bieniemy

Realistic:  PJ Fleck, James Franklin

I initially hated the idea of Urban after his act at Florida and tosu.  After 2 absolute shit hires though, if we need him to get a ruthless attitude and performance into the team - then I'm in.  Absolutely no excuse for anyone in the b12 to be close to Texas except OU. 

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Major Applewhite, if his wife forgives him we should too.
How do we know he didn’t have a hall pass? 
Major has the stones to force a player to wear team gear. We have a lot of legends in their own minds kind of players on this team. Anyone willing to go toe to toe with Ed Oliver has got that “it” factor we need.  Just think what he would do to this soft ass team. They would be forced to show up and be like actually prepared to play.

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If we ran a real search, I think the BAH, Boston and McKinsey scorecards would all look something like this:

 

Kirby Smart

8 years learning the industry

8 years as Saban's DC

Given the keys to a helmet school as his first head coaching job

Big6/Playoff bowls years 2/3/4

In year 5, has a MACHINE in Athens ready to threaten his mentor

 

Tony Elliott

5 years learning the industry

10 years under Dabo, 4 as RB, 5 as CO-OC & RB, 2020 promoted to full OC following departure of the CO-OC

Attended the USAF Preparatory School as a football recruit in 1997.  Walked on at Clemson under Bowden in 1999.  Graduated in 2002 with a team-high 3.55 GPA.  Team Captain his last season in 2003.  As a walk-on.  Clemson career: 4 letters, 44 games, 4 starts.

Current confidence level: 75%

Has a transcendent QB.  If Lawrence leaves after this season, success in 2021 with a new QB would raise confidence to 85%.

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If you want the best college football coach, the only names in the running are Saban, Urban, and Dabo. Two of them are obviously coaching at the program they built and are not likely to leave. Urban is tan, rested and ready to go. Three national championships, national coach of the year, and coach of the year in every conference in which he has coached. No hire would strike more fear in Oklahoma, the SEC, and college football generally than Urban to Texas. Do we want the best coach, or are other criteria more important?

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59 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Major Applewhite, if his wife forgives him we should too.
How do we know he didn’t have a hall pass? 
Major has the stones to force a player to wear team gear. We have a lot of legends in their own minds kind of players on this team. Anyone willing to go toe to toe with Ed Oliver has got that “it” factor we need.  Just think what he would do to this soft ass team. They would be forced to show up and be like actually prepared to play.

LOL. Fuck no.

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