Abbott being Abbott

[tchookem 3899]

Did I just see two Huffines ads in 2 minutes? And is a Cowboys Super Bowl really part of his platform?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9273]

Huffines running ads that somehow A) sucks off Ron DeSantis while insinuating Florida is better than Texas, B) claims that Texas borders are being invaded, and C) Dallas will win a Super Bowl if he's governor.

[kevwun 15572]

Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

[Willfully Horn 7911]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Huffines running ads that somehow A) sucks off Ron DeSantis while insinuating Florida is better than Texas, B) claims that Texas borders are being invaded, and C) Dallas will win a Super Bowl if he's governor.

This was my intended post. I thought mixing politics with football is infuriating to Rs.

[jimmyjazz 45428]

Excellent tweet from Lara Logan.  Which leader are you talking about, Lara?  Biden or Abbott?

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14 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

primary is gonna be a shitshow

He’s not going to debate Huffines or West.  

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

If he were smart he would have guaranteed an aggy national championship. 

You know those red ass bumfucks would commit voter fraud to get his ass elected.

Edited January 2, 2022 by Grade of D as in David

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

 

Dp

Edited January 2, 2022 by Grade of D as in David

[GhostOfTomJoad 9273]

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

This was my intended post. I thought mixing politics with football is infuriating to Rs.

In listening to it again he didn't guarantee that Dallas would win the SB, rather that "the Cowboys will win another ring." Pretty slippery politico talk. Everyone knows what he's insinuating, but he stopped short. 

Insert Jimbo's National Championship trophy from Sharp here.

[tchookem 3899]

Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

1 minute ago, tchookem said:

15 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

Bumblebee Tuna!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9273]

Oh shit, they just played the longer Huffines edit! Prayer's coming back to schools AND he clearly shows a photo of the Dallas Cowboys celebrating when he says they'll get another ring when he's governor!

[DDD Dad 14144]

Oh shit, they just played the longer Huffines edit! Prayer's coming back to schools AND he clearly shows a photo of the Dallas Cowboys celebrating when he says they'll get another ring when he's governor!

Not aired here in Dallas? We just keep getting stupid Ben Abbott commercials.

[jimmyjazz 45428]

43 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

Wait, that's not cool?  Apparently I need to reevaluate some things.

[Disco Strangler 1865]

1 hour ago, tchookem said:

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier.  Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move.  

[StassneyHorn 6515]

Don Huffines, an actual Republican, has guaranteed a Cowboys championship if Governor. 
 

I would love his continued calling out of weak Republican leadership on the border 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

He painted himself in a corner

primary is gonna be a shitshow

Yes, yes it is.

[Willfully Horn 7911]

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

I would love his continued calling out of weak Republican leadership on the border 

Yeah, immigration sure gets some folks panties in a wad. It’s on the list of grievances, along with labor shortages and wages being too high. It’s a shame that rhetoric drives whackos to mass murder.

 

[MissingInAction 24746]

1 hour ago, tchookem said:

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

Is that wrong?

[Willfully Horn 7911]

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Is that wrong?

It’s disarming, apparently. A woman once told me it’s tough to be intimidated by someone once you’ve seen their nads:

[Beau Vine 53846]

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

It’s disarming, apparently. A woman once told me it’s tough to be intimidated by someone once you’ve seen their nads:

She was talking specifically about YOUR nads.

[Sawbonz 27298]

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

It’s disarming, apparently. A woman once told me it’s tough to be intimidated by someone once you’ve seen their nads:

[Willfully Horn 7911]

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

She was talking specifically about YOUR nads.

If she had been, I doubt I would have understood  her garbled speech.

[jimmyjazz 45428]

35 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

If she had been, I doubt I would have understood  her garbled speech.

*gargled

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5 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier.  Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move.  

It's only freaky if you have a tiny dick, like really tiny - less than 6 inches.

[RPM 26167]

First part of Texas’ 2020 election audit reveals few issues, echoes findings from review processes already in place

https://www.texastribune.org/2021/12/31/secretary-state-texas-election-audit/

Edited January 3, 2022 by RPM

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56 minutes ago, RPM said:

First part of Texas’ 2020 election audit reveals few issues, echoes findings from review processes already in place

https://www.texastribune.org/2021/12/31/secretary-state-texas-election-audit/

Huffines going to go in dry on this one.

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Also, I figured Abbott would probably try and ignore the mask mandates still happening in the hopes everybody would forget, but Huffines is liable to goad him into doing more embarrassing shit.

 

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Also, I've been amazed at how long this has been Abbott's twitter banner

So a lot going on there - deliberately obscuring his wife's face, something looking like it's blowing up, really crappy pink background, daughter in a blue dress.

[Jive Turkey 12546]

here's the Huffines ad that everyone is talking about.  i missed it yesterday during the game.

 

[Hagbard Celine 10658]

I'm sorry, who are you again?
I'm Frieda's boss.
Who's Frieda?
My secretary.

[Guest Lobo]

Something about his new tone/cadence/accent.  It's like the producers said, "Have him sound more like John Walsh, but have him still be moist and creepy looking."  

[StassneyHorn 6515]

The “fake” Rick Perry will appear on the ballot before Greg Abbott in 5 of the 6 largest counties. In Bexar county Abbott will be directly before “fake” Rick Perry.

I want to believe this will cause confusion 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33779]

I think Huffines flames out too early, honestly. Even his fringe policies will string some people along for a while, but the longer covid fucks things up, the less people want to hear bitching about mandates and shit from trolls like him. it could be the one issue that turns many would-be supporters off from him. I think Desantis is already test-driving some of these policies and I don't think it's going to work very favorably for him.

[The Royal We 3059]

I saw quite a few Huffines signs during a drive to Dallas through some East Texas thought centers like Alto, Rusk, and Gun Barrel City.  I hope we aren't sleep walking again like the country was with tfg in 2016.  The gremplin/troll beats Beto handily if he wins the nomination.

[Bama Chick 28596]

I saw quite a few Huffines signs during a drive to Dallas through some East Texas thought centers like Alto, Rusk, and Gun Barrel City.  I hope we aren't sleep walking again like the country was with tfg in 2016.  The gremplin/troll beats Beto handily if he wins the nomination.

Wait.

Gun Barrel City?

For real?

[Brisketexan 104226]

1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

I saw quite a few Huffines signs during a drive to Dallas through some East Texas thought centers like Alto, Rusk, and Gun Barrel City.  I hope we aren't sleep walking again like the country was with tfg in 2016.  The gremplin/troll beats Beto handily if he wins the nomination.

Beelzebub Puppykiller Babyrapist (R) beats Beto or any other Dem candidate by 8 points.  Because MAGA and NO SOCIALISM!

Statewide races in Texas are not any more complicated than that, and stop thinking there's a chance that they will be anytime soon.

[strangulation! 1699]

13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Wait.

Gun Barrel City?

For real?

it's a sister city of slapout

[Guest Lobo]

I'm sorry, I know there's other shit to talk about.  I know it's weird that I think about shit like this.  But his latest ad, all I can think about with regard to Huffines is he has one of those little red rocket/lipstick dicks like my miniature schnauzer did.  And it comes out of it's little sheath whenever he talks about not asking for permission. 

In other news, I know it's gonna be a 'Rona fest...so I'm not going.  If anybody wants my Abbott BBQ dinner tickets for Smitty's on Sunday...lemme know.  Free of charge but you have to record yourself asking him something about the one year anniversary of January 6th.  All you can eat...all you can drink beer.  Drive safely.

[DDD Dad 14144]

I'm sorry, I know there's other shit to talk about.  I know it's weird that I think about shit like this.  But his latest ad, all I can think about with regard to Huffines is he has one of those little red rocket/lipstick dicks like my miniature schnauzer did.  And it comes out of it's little sheath whenever he talks about not asking for permission. 
In other news, I know it's gonna be a 'Rona fest...so I'm not going.  If anybody wants my Abbott BBQ dinner tickets for Smitty's on Sunday...lemme know.  Free of charge but you have to record yourself asking him something about the one year anniversary of January 6th.  All you can eat...all you can drink beer.  Drive safely.

I hope they have lots of good sauce. Because everybody knows the most important thing about barbecue is the sauce.

[Guest Lobo]

And forks!  Gotta have plenty of cutlery! 

Yeah, I really wanted to go but the thought of family-style BBQ indoors with a bunch of "covid-is-a-hoax" shit for brains with the Omicron flare-up going on...I like playing with my kids too much to attend.  I was going to go until this holiday flare-up thing hit full tilt.  If only to ask some tough questions.  And I fucking love Smitty's bbq.  Been way too long since I've been there.  

Anyway, I'm guessing he gets questions about how they can help stave off Huffines.  I would think teaching more Texans to read would be fucking excellent first step.  

Edited January 4, 2022 by Lobo

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Wait.

Gun Barrel City?

For real?

home of marina oswald since 1964

[Guest]

He is so damn little. Him versus Beto on the debate stage would look like Undertaker versus Doink.

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Wait.

Gun Barrel City?

For real?

Yep.  Used to have Yosemite Sam as their mascot.  I think they were founded as a way to get around some liquor or dry county laws or something.

[Beau Vine 53846]

2 hours ago, strangulation! said:

it's a sister city of slapout

My Fil was born and raised in Slapout: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapout,_Oklahoma

 

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57 minutes ago, Lobo said:

'm sorry, I know there's other shit to talk about.  I know it's weird that I think about shit like this.  But his latest ad, all I can think about with regard to Huffines is he has one of those little red rocket/lipstick dicks like my miniature schnauzer did.  And it comes out of it's little sheath whenever he talks about not asking for permission. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

home of marina oswald since 1964

No way lol.

Of course.

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

home of marina oswald since 1964

46 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

No way lol.

Of course.

There is a chili place here in Austin where Lee Harvey Oswald's daughter worked in the early 90s.

 

[Guest Lobo]

But where is she now?  Probably laughing it up with Rafael Cruz! 

[Chad Fuck 17455]

home of marina oswald since 1964

Wait wat? I spent a significant amount of time down there as a youth and never heard this. Expound.