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I'm tempted to join parler only because I want to make my username Doo Doo Giuliani or Rudy Tooty or Rudy Took a Shit in Detroit.

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7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I'm tempted to join parler only because I want to make my username Doo Doo Giuliani or Rudy Tooty or Rudy Took a Shit in Detroit.

"Rudy's Asshole Gave me Covid"

The whiplash on net neutrality that is coming from Republicans may kill more people than the Capitol riot.  

54 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I'm tempted to join parler only because I want to make my username Doo Doo Giuliani or Rudy Tooty or Rudy Took a Shit in Detroit.

"Hi I'm Rudy - My Asshole is my Passport".

But what about NOLA? 

Like Berlin. Airdrops of booze and fresh seafood.
3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Like Berlin. Airdrops of booze and fresh seafood.

Ich Bin ein Coonass!

So, if say a friend, was going through withdrawals of right-wing stupidity to lulz at, do we, I mean my friend, have sign up for Gab or some shit?  

3 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

So, if say a friend, was going through withdrawals of right-wing stupidity to lulz at, do we, I mean my friend, have sign up for Gab or some shit?  

Nah, just head over to the Purgatory board and watch TTOm self-immolate in a bonfire of stupidity, racism, and mental illness.

2 hours ago, TXSG8R said:

The whiplash on net neutrality that is coming from Republicans may kill more people than the Capitol riot.  

Imagine convincing yourself that the internet isn’t a public utility, but Twitter is. 

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

"Hi I'm Rudy - My Asshole is my Passport".

You forgot his favorite part. "My Asshole is my Passport - Verify Me."

https://gizmodo.com/parler-users-breached-deep-inside-u-s-capitol-building-1846042905

 

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At least several users of the far-right social network Parler appear to be among the horde of rioters that managed to penetrate deep inside the U.S. Capitol building and into areas normally restricted to the public, according to GPS metadata linked to videos posted to the platform the day of the insurrection in Washington.

The data, obtained by a computer hacker through legal means ahead of Parler’s shutdown on Monday, offers a bird’s eye view of its users swarming the Capitol grounds after receiving encouragement from President Trump — and during a violent breach that sent lawmakers and Capitol Hill visitors scrambling amid gunshots and calls for their death. GPS coordinates taken from 618 Parler videos analyzed by Gizmodo has already been sought after by FBI as part of a sweeping nationwide search for potential suspects, at least 20 of whom are already in custody.

 

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Gizmodo has mapped nearly 70,000 geo-located Parler posts and on Tuesday isolated hundreds published on January 6 near the Capitol where a mob of pro-Trump supporters had hoped to overturn a democratic election and keep their president in power. The data shows Parler users posting all throughout the day, documenting their march from the National Mall to Capitol Hill where the violent insurrection ensued.

The precise locations of Parler users inside the building can be difficult to place. The coordinates do not reveal which floors they are on, for instance. Moreover, the data only includes Parler users who posted videos taken on January 6. And the coordinates themselves are only accurate up to an approximate distance of 12 yards (11 meters).

 

 

 

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The red dot just south of the Capitol Rotunda’s center on the map above is linked to a video Gizmodo verified that shows rioters in red MAGA hats shouting obscenities about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, whose office is a short walk to the west. But other dots nearby could indicate videos captured in adjacent offices, stairwells, or hallways leading toward the House and Senate chambers. A second video successfully linked to the Parler data belongs to a rioter who filmed a mob in the Rotunda chanting, “Whose House? Our House?” (while facing the Senate side of the building).

Other coordinates pulled from Parler point to users roaming the north side of the building near the Senate chamber, either near leadership offices or the press gallery, depending on which floor they were on.

Moments before the siege, Vice President Mike Pence was presiding over a debate to certify the vote entangled by the baseless allegations of election fraud endorsed by his Republican colleagues. Reporters observed from the gallery. Sen. Ted Cruz, who had for weeks amplified false claims of a stolen election, was seemingly oblivious to the violence outside as he stood to argue against certifying Arizona’s electoral votes.

 

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Other location data from outside the Capitol follows the precise route the crowd took from the National Mall shortly after a speech by President Trump, in which he urged his supporters to “fight like hell,” saying they could not “take back [their] country with weakness.”

The FBI did not respond to a request for comment; however, Bureau investigators have already expressed an interest in examining Parler’s GPS data, according to a source with knowledge of the effort.

The Parler data was first obtained by a hacker identified by her Twitter handle, @donk_enby, as reported by Gizmodo on Monday.

 

 

 

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A map created using Parler GPS data shows a flood of protesters leaving the National Mall after a speech by President Donald Trump and heading toward the U.S. Capitol building where a riot ensued.

Anybody know what this could mean for the plotters of last Wednesday?

 

 

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Anybody know what this could mean for the plotters of last Wednesday?

 

 

I think that "donk" hacker guy made the list.

37 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

So, if say a friend, was going through withdrawals of right-wing stupidity to lulz at, do we, I mean my friend, have sign up for Gab or some shit?  

Doublewrap that Internet connection like you're in the VIP room.

10 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Anybody know what this could mean for the plotters of last Wednesday?

 

 

Goddamn she built an entire API layer that enabled the big pull

https://github.com/d0nk/parler-tricks

There's some legitimately cool use of open source technology to fan out the analysis of all of the data. Brings a tear to my nerdy eye

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Doublewrap that Internet connection like you're in the VIP room.

it's too late.  They have my data.  All 1.44 megabytes of it.

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53 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Imagine convincing yourself that the internet isn’t a public utility, but Twitter is. 

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Well.  Fucking.  Done.

“Took to Instagram to announce he deleted Twitter...”

Shhhh... don’t tell him that Facebook (Instagram) suspended Trump first.

Amazon's response to the suit:

 

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.wawd.294664/gov.uscourts.wawd.294664.10.0_1.pdf

 

Some quotes from Parler users:

 

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Over the next seven weeks, AWS reported more than 100 additional representative pieces of content advocating violence to Parler’s Chief Policy Officer, including:  “Fry’em up. The whole fkn crew. #pelosi #aoc #thesquad #soros #gates #chuckschumer #hrc #obama #adamschiff #blm #antifa we are coming for you and you will know it.”

 “#JackDorsey … you will die a bloody death alongside Mark Suckerturd [Zuckerberg].… It has been decided and plans are being put in place. Remember the photographs inside your home while you slept? Yes, that close. You will die a sudden death!”

 “We are going to fight in a civil War on Jan.20th, Form MILITIAS now and acquire targets.”

 “On January 20th we need to start systematicly [sic] assassinating [sic] #liberal leaders, liberal activists, #blm leaders and supporters, members of the #nba #nfl #mlb #nhl #mainstreammedia anchors and correspondents and #antifa. I already have a news worthy event planned.”  “Shoot the police that protect these shitbag senators right in the head then make the senator grovel a bit before capping they ass.”

 

“After the firing squads are done with the politicians the teachers are next.”

 “Death to @zuckerberg @realjeffbezos @jackdorsey @pichai.”

 “White people need to ignite their racial identity and rain down suffering and death like a hurricane upon zionists.”

 “Put a target on these motherless trash [Antifa] they aren’t human taking one out would be like stepping on a roach no different.”

 “We need to act like our forefathers did Kill [Black and Jewish people] all Leave no victims or survivors.”

 “We are coming with our list we know where you live we know who you are and we are coming for you and it starts on the 6th civil war… Lol if you will think it’s a joke… Enjoy your last few days you have.”

 “This bitch [Stacey Abrams] will be good target practice for our beginners.”  “This cu** [United States Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao] should be… hung for betraying their country.”

 “Hang this mofo [Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger] today.”

 “HANG THAt N***** ASAP”

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Amazon's response to the suit:

 

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.wawd.294664/gov.uscourts.wawd.294664.10.0_1.pdf

 

Some quotes from Parler users:

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Over the next seven weeks, AWS reported more than 100 additional representative pieces of content advocating violence to Parler’s Chief Policy Officer, including:  “Fry’em up. The whole fkn crew. #pelosi #aoc #thesquad #soros #gates #chuckschumer #hrc #obama #adamschiff #blm #antifa we are coming for you and you will know it.”

 “#JackDorsey … you will die a bloody death alongside Mark Suckerturd [Zuckerberg].… It has been decided and plans are being put in place. Remember the photographs inside your home while you slept? Yes, that close. You will die a sudden death!”

 “We are going to fight in a civil War on Jan.20th, Form MILITIAS now and acquire targets.”

 “On January 20th we need to start systematicly [sic] assassinating [sic] #liberal leaders, liberal activists, #blm leaders and supporters, members of the #nba #nfl #mlb #nhl #mainstreammedia anchors and correspondents and #antifa. I already have a news worthy event planned.”  “Shoot the police that protect these shitbag senators right in the head then make the senator grovel a bit before capping they ass.”

 

“After the firing squads are done with the politicians the teachers are next.”

 “Death to @zuckerberg @realjeffbezos @jackdorsey @pichai.”

 “White people need to ignite their racial identity and rain down suffering and death like a hurricane upon zionists.”

 “Put a target on these motherless trash [Antifa] they aren’t human taking one out would be like stepping on a roach no different.”

 “We need to act like our forefathers did Kill [Black and Jewish people] all Leave no victims or survivors.”

 “We are coming with our list we know where you live we know who you are and we are coming for you and it starts on the 6th civil war… Lol if you will think it’s a joke… Enjoy your last few days you have.”

 “This bitch [Stacey Abrams] will be good target practice for our beginners.”  “This cu** [United States Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao] should be… hung for betraying their country.”

 “Hang this mofo [Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger] today.”

 “HANG THAt N***** ASAP”

 

 

 

That's a very good outline of facts of the issue. Pretty stupid of the parler CEO to admit they had a backlog of over 26,000 posts that were flagged and awaiting action

Sold...

It's very funny to me that Glenn Greenwald has still not deleted his tweet lying that no Parler users were arrested in connection with the attack on the Capitol.

On 1/13/2021 at 8:44 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Amazon's response to the suit:

 

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.wawd.294664/gov.uscourts.wawd.294664.10.0_1.pdf

 

Some quotes from Parler users:

 

  Hide contents

Over the next seven weeks, AWS reported more than 100 additional representative pieces of content advocating violence to Parler’s Chief Policy Officer, including:  “Fry’em up. The whole fkn crew. #pelosi #aoc #thesquad #soros #gates #chuckschumer #hrc #obama #adamschiff #blm #antifa we are coming for you and you will know it.”

 “#JackDorsey … you will die a bloody death alongside Mark Suckerturd [Zuckerberg].… It has been decided and plans are being put in place. Remember the photographs inside your home while you slept? Yes, that close. You will die a sudden death!”

 “We are going to fight in a civil War on Jan.20th, Form MILITIAS now and acquire targets.”

 “On January 20th we need to start systematicly [sic] assassinating [sic] #liberal leaders, liberal activists, #blm leaders and supporters, members of the #nba #nfl #mlb #nhl #mainstreammedia anchors and correspondents and #antifa. I already have a news worthy event planned.”  “Shoot the police that protect these shitbag senators right in the head then make the senator grovel a bit before capping they ass.”

 

“After the firing squads are done with the politicians the teachers are next.”

 “Death to @zuckerberg @realjeffbezos @jackdorsey @pichai.”

 “White people need to ignite their racial identity and rain down suffering and death like a hurricane upon zionists.”

 “Put a target on these motherless trash [Antifa] they aren’t human taking one out would be like stepping on a roach no different.”

 “We need to act like our forefathers did Kill [Black and Jewish people] all Leave no victims or survivors.”

 “We are coming with our list we know where you live we know who you are and we are coming for you and it starts on the 6th civil war… Lol if you will think it’s a joke… Enjoy your last few days you have.”

 “This bitch [Stacey Abrams] will be good target practice for our beginners.”  “This cu** [United States Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao] should be… hung for betraying their country.”

 “Hang this mofo [Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger] today.”

 “HANG THAt N***** ASAP”

 

 

 

Yep.  What these numbnuts fail to realize (and what MANY folks fail to realize) is that the use of apps, use of storage services, all that stuff, is a creature of contract law, and contract law alone.  Constitutional law will very, very rarely be interjected into a contract dispute - it happens (see the bakers and gay wedding cakes), but when it does, it often stands for the proposition supporting the right to refuse to contract.

Being a "person who threatens death and violence" is not a race, it is not a gender, it is not a protected class.  It's not even a "preference," like homesexuality might be characterized.  It is defined by action.  If we want to analogize it to gay wedding cakes, it's much more than BEING gay -- it's as if you want to require the baker to provide a space for two gay dudes to actively bone each other.  The bake most certainly does NOT have to do that.

A baker is not obligated to provide a place for gay dudes to bone each other.

A server is not obligated to provide hosting services for death threats and calls to murder and rape people.  Indeed, such speech is not protected even by the First Amendment -- the government itself is not obligated to provide a space for you to issue death threats and calls to murder and rape people (e.g., a city could deny a permit for a demonstration to call for the murder of Democratic congresspeople, and not run afoul of the First Amendment).

Amazon should win this.  Quite easily.  Don't like Amazon's contract and terms of service?  Go elsewhere.  Isn't that what they told us to do about the gay dudes who wanted a cake?

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  What these numbnuts fail to realize (and what MANY folks fail to realize) is that the use of apps, use of storage services, all that stuff, is a creature of contract law, and contract law alone.  Constitutional law will very, very rarely be interjected into a contract dispute - it happens (see the bakers and gay wedding cakes), but when it does, it often stands for the proposition supporting the right to refuse to contract.

Being a "person who threatens death and violence" is not a race, it is not a gender, it is not a protected class.  It's not even a "preference," like homesexuality might be characterized.  It is defined by action.  If we want to analogize it to gay wedding cakes, it's much more than BEING gay -- it's as if you want to require the baker to provide a space for two gay dudes to actively bone each other.  The bake most certainly does NOT have to do that.

A baker is not obligated to provide a place for gay dudes to bone each other.

A server is not obligated to provide hosting services for death threats and calls to murder and rape people.  Indeed, such speech is not protected even by the First Amendment -- the government itself is not obligated to provide a space for you to issue death threats and calls to murder and rape people (e.g., a city could deny a permit for a demonstration to call for the murder of Democratic congresspeople, and not run afoul of the First Amendment).

Amazon should win this.  Quite easily.  Don't like Amazon's contract and terms of service?  Go elsewhere.  Isn't that what they told us to do about the gay dudes who wanted a cake?

Why do you hate Lochner?

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  What these numbnuts fail to realize (and what MANY folks fail to realize) is that the use of apps, use of storage services, all that stuff, is a creature of contract law, and contract law alone.  Constitutional law will very, very rarely be interjected into a contract dispute - it happens (see the bakers and gay wedding cakes), but when it does, it often stands for the proposition supporting the right to refuse to contract.

Being a "person who threatens death and violence" is not a race, it is not a gender, it is not a protected class.  It's not even a "preference," like homesexuality might be characterized.  It is defined by action.  If we want to analogize it to gay wedding cakes, it's much more than BEING gay -- it's as if you want to require the baker to provide a space for two gay dudes to actively bone each other.  The bake most certainly does NOT have to do that.

A baker is not obligated to provide a place for gay dudes to bone each other.

A server is not obligated to provide hosting services for death threats and calls to murder and rape people.  Indeed, such speech is not protected even by the First Amendment -- the government itself is not obligated to provide a space for you to issue death threats and calls to murder and rape people (e.g., a city could deny a permit for a demonstration to call for the murder of Democratic congresspeople, and not run afoul of the First Amendment).

Amazon should win this.  Quite easily.  Don't like Amazon's contract and terms of service?  Go elsewhere.  Isn't that what they told us to do about the gay dudes who wanted a cake?

Can you imagine the competitive advantage of a baker with a gay boning room?

8 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Can you imagine the competitive advantage of a baker with a gay boning room?

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Nearly every single one of the people who say that they are abandoning Twitter and going to Parler, and now Gab, will be back on Twitter.  Why push your thoughts out to a potential audience of five million when the same amount of work allows you to put them out to a potential audience of 200 million?  Not only that, but very few of the artists and creators that help make the world an interesting place are going to go over to Gab. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  What these numbnuts fail to realize (and what MANY folks fail to realize) is that the use of apps, use of storage services, all that stuff, is a creature of contract law, and contract law alone.  Constitutional law will very, very rarely be interjected into a contract dispute - it happens (see the bakers and gay wedding cakes), but when it does, it often stands for the proposition supporting the right to refuse to contract.

Being a "person who threatens death and violence" is not a race, it is not a gender, it is not a protected class.  It's not even a "preference," like homesexuality might be characterized.  It is defined by action.  If we want to analogize it to gay wedding cakes, it's much more than BEING gay -- it's as if you want to require the baker to provide a space for two gay dudes to actively bone each other.  The bake most certainly does NOT have to do that.

A baker is not obligated to provide a place for gay dudes to bone each other.

A server is not obligated to provide hosting services for death threats and calls to murder and rape people.  Indeed, such speech is not protected even by the First Amendment -- the government itself is not obligated to provide a space for you to issue death threats and calls to murder and rape people (e.g., a city could deny a permit for a demonstration to call for the murder of Democratic congresspeople, and not run afoul of the First Amendment).

Amazon should win this.  Quite easily.  Don't like Amazon's contract and terms of service?  Go elsewhere.  Isn't that what they told us to do about the gay dudes who wanted a cake?

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On 1/12/2021 at 2:37 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

https://gizmodo.com/parler-users-breached-deep-inside-u-s-capitol-building-1846042905

 

 

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A map created using Parler GPS data shows a flood of protesters leaving the National Mall after a speech by President Donald Trump and heading toward the U.S. Capitol building where a riot ensued.

would be awesome in a time lapse gif.

They really are morons.

 

9 hours ago, DigDug said:

 

Should also add a stolen valor charge. And for impersonating a Mexican while commiting crimes. Poor bastards have it tough enough as it is these days. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Smocking gun.

Maybe Troy needs to shop online before the family Christmas photo? Matching smocked outfits made for seditionist families.

Matching smocked outfits for the whole family exist now, and Christmas  cards will never be the same - It's a Southern Thing

19 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

 

That’s just good old free speech taking place, no different than the parler posts he had no issues with. 

22 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

 

Poor baby, bet he had no empathy for Gretch when plans for her kidnapping were found out. 

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Maybe Troy needs to shop online before the family Christmas photo? Matching smocked outfits made for seditionist families.

Matching smocked outfits for the whole family exist now, and Christmas  cards will never be the same - It's a Southern Thing

This is what happens when you don't let your son follow his dream of Theater.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Maybe Troy needs to shop online before the family Christmas photo? Matching smocked outfits made for seditionist families.

Matching smocked outfits for the whole family exist now, and Christmas  cards will never be the same - It's a Southern Thing

Must be a part of the "programming". 

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12 hours ago, DigDug said:

 

All these 58-65 year old dudes playing warrior. We need to take a page from Hispanic culture and get every middle-aged man hooked up with a younger woman who produces a second family that the guy is also taking care of by the time he hits 60. Yeah it'd be expensive, but I've seen their tactical toys, it's probably less money than that.

On 1/12/2021 at 12:26 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Ich Bin ein Coonass!

I am a beignet!

22 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I am a beignet!

It’s a slang!  He’s an American! He’s a fuckin’ donut!

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

Must be a part of the "programming". 

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Always cracks me up that Sarah Huckabee was "the skinny one" in her family as a kid.

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

Must be a part of the "programming". 

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I know they say wearing stripes is supposed to make you look skinny. Well - not this time. That’s a lot of fabric on those 3 guys.

10 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Maybe Troy needs to shop online before the family Christmas photo? Matching smocked outfits made for seditionist families.

Matching smocked outfits for the whole family exist now, and Christmas  cards will never be the same - It's a Southern Thing

That's the kind of family that won't watch The Sound of Music because it's too racy.

On 1/15/2021 at 11:46 PM, F250 said:

They really are morons.

Props to the PB founder calling them out.

We could have a nuclear war, and be reduced to pockets of barely functioning little towns with some solar panels and generators and wind turbines providing power, and those Pirate Bay motherfuckers are going to figure out how to get PB back online.

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