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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

from comments 

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Well, add him to the list then.

RINO!!!

Maybe Gaetz got tired of pwning the libs. Trump will say his hearts just not into it anymore. 

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“In spirit”???

What’s that look like?

He gonna text Trump a dick pic?

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

 

when i'm considering traveling several states away but not sure i want to survive the trip, spirit is the airline i call first.

Let me get this straight, Matt gates, and other MAGA Republicans… the weather in southeast Florida is not OK enough for Matt to fly on a full size commercial airliner to Mar-a-Lago?  But NASA & NOAA, who I guess don’t know any better than Matt Gaetz, have determined that the weather is sufficiently clear to launch NASA’s first moon-bound rocket in over a decade, on the exact same night?  That’s what we’re going with Trumper’s.?

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Let me get this straight, Matt gates, and other MAGA Republicans… the weather in southeast Florida is not OK enough for Matt to fly on a full size commercial airliner to Mar-a-Lago?  But NASA & NOAA, who I guess don’t know any better than Matt Gaetz, have determined that the weather is sufficiently clear to launch NASA’s first moon-bound rocket in over a decade, on the exact same night?  That’s what we’re going with Trumper’s.?

What do you expect from the party who doesn’t believe in science or facts.

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Let me get this straight, Matt gates, and other MAGA Republicans… the weather in southeast Florida is not OK enough for Matt to fly on a full size commercial airliner to Mar-a-Lago?  But NASA & NOAA, who I guess don’t know any better than Matt Gaetz, have determined that the weather is sufficiently clear to launch NASA’s first moon-bound rocket in over a decade, on the exact same night?  That’s what we’re going with Trumper’s.?

Drizzling and in the 30's in DC. Sounds like bullshit to me but the weather in question is there, not FLA.

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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I still can't quite believe this isn't 1984-era Victoria Jackson doing an SNL skit

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Drizzling and in the 30's in DC. Sounds like bullshit to me but the weather in question is there, not FLA.

Huge delays at DCA. See?!:

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And all these flights to Fort Lauderdale from DC:

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The 180 degree turn on Texags is pretty crazy.

 

one negative word about Trump a year ago on that site would have gotten you banned.

when i'm considering traveling several states away but not sure i want to survive the trip, spirit is the airline i call first.
Spirit. Not even once.

BBC has a reporter at Mar-A-Lago and there were live shots with other media outlets present so it looks like the announcement is coming tonight. 

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Maybe…because he’s a narcissist you fat soulless gimp

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"I can't explain why Trump would be so adamant about making things completely about him."

Says man waking up from a 40 year coma.

Everyone keeps saying “I hope he chokes on a Big Mac” that’s insensitive. He eats well done to over done well steak with ketchup. 

CBS reported that Trump asked Ivanka and Jared to appear with him on stage for his announcement but it isn’t known whether or not they agreed to do so.

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Reportedly, he thinks announcing will make an indictment more difficult. I’ll be surprised if Garland indicts. He has done nothing to bolster DOJ, in my estimation. From the NYT:

And the Justice Department is fully resuming its two Trump investigations after a brief pause(!?!) for the midterm elections.”

[Bold font my own change in the quote, as well as the parenthetical punctuations]. 

Quit saying our DOJ is above politics, for crying out loud. Politics ought have nothing to do with investigating, or prosecuting, crime. Clearly, that isn’t how Garland operates.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/15/us/politics/trump-2024-doj-inquiries.html

 

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago.  the second best time is right after your party underperforms in the midterms.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Say what you will, but.....everything about that screams "hellcat in the bedroom."  Let's not get too judgey here.

 

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

100% would...with a fake name, burner phone, and a hotel nowhere near where I actually live. 

there is a 110% chance you are getting shanked after she gets her O. 

and thats fine if you are into that kind of thing. no judgement

 

40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Huckabeef family is a big fat joke. Their takes are worthless.

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24 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago.  the second best time is right after your party underperforms in the midterms.

Off topic but I saw the Sting for the first time this weekend. Great movie.

Off topic but I saw the Sting for the first time this weekend. Great movie.
Great movie. My kid is a HS sophomore, huge movie watcher, and has a giant list of movies he wants to watch before graduation. We've watched Pulp Fiction, The Departed and Goodfellas in the last week or so.
Need to add that to his list.
1 hour ago, yoladu said:

The 180 degree turn on Texags is pretty crazy.

 

one negative word about Trump a year ago on that site would have gotten you banned.

I can't believe I'm asking, but what's the turn?  They are backing DeSantis?

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I can't believe I'm asking, but what's the turn?  They are backing DeSantis?

Nah, worse......Franchione.

 

 

Oh, oh, oh...I think I found the streaming site for tonight's big reveal:  https://donaldjtrump2024.com/

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8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Nah, worse......Franchione.

A proven winner

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

CBS reported that Trump asked Ivanka and Jared to appear with him on stage for his announcement but it isn’t known whether or not they agreed to do so.

Cue the fake Melania… 

41 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Off topic but I saw the Sting for the first time this weekend. Great movie.

this is a thread about a con-man.  you're on topic.

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39 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

CNN, Fox News should show it.

I’ll be watching part 2 of Taken Hostage on PBS. They’d better not break in with coverage of Trump. 

1 hour ago, staboner said:

there is a 110% chance you are getting shanked after she gets her O. 

and thats fine if you are into that kind of thing. no judgement

After she gets her orgasm?  So I’ll enjoy 3-5 minutes of great sex?

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2 hours ago, yoladu said:

The 180 degree turn on Texags is pretty crazy.

one negative word about Trump a year ago on that site would have gotten you banned.

You’d think they’d ride or die with Trump, given that they are so used to losing.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

You’d think they’d ride or die with Trump, given that they are so used to losing.

Wait until after tonight.  If they don't flip back like the fucking chodes they are I will be massively surprised.

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48 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

CNN, Fox News should show it.

 

Yeah, about that:

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait until after tonight.  If they don't flip back like the fucking chodes they are I will be massively surprised.

Most wont. Enough will to cause a serious problem for their chances at the WH in '24. Of course, a lot can happen between now and then.

So anybody who lost an election recently that doesn't get a free hour on CNN is having their 1st amendment rights violated?  My god, wait until I tell Dr. Oz. Oh wait, he has his own TV show.  The equal coverage laws are pretty clear on shit like this.  Fuck, even SNL had to be balanced out with Steve Forbes years ago.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Yeah, about that:

 

 

 

they don't understand the 1st amendment.  or the 2nd one.

or probably most of the rest of them.

So, I rise now to ask...we have numerous Trump based threads but the "annualized" ones are all gone.  And while tonight is the beginning of his 37th adult downfall, this one may not suit us.  Can we do a thread just for insane shit that comes out of tonight's event?  I ask because y'all are great about posting clips and twitter conversations that spin off his insane shit.  And I don't have that kinda social media savviness.  Can we start a one-off thread about tonight's bullshit and ride it out for a week and then fold it back into a larger Trump thread?  Or, no good?  Also, I got $14 says this is just to announce he's back on Twitter.  But I digest...

Trump's re-election paperwork was just filed with the FEC so this is official. 

I don’t blame networks from not covering it live. Why give him a free platform to lie. The networks should Record it and then show parts of it.

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

It would have been more believable if he said today was the day he gets to wax Nestor's nut sack.

5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Interesting.  The announcement is at 9pm.  It's 8:48pm on the weather map:

 

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7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t blame networks from not covering it live. Why give him a free platform to lie. The networks should Record it and then show parts of it.

And fact check it for the viewers. “This is a lie, this is a lie, this is a lie...” and so on.

Anyone have a shithole channel called newsmax?  I guess they’re showing the trump announcement.

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