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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He genuinely looks twenty years younger than usual in that pic, wtf


fake trump

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He should hire better lawyers …,

 

What a dumb cunt. Everything she said is so stupid and her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard. 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He should hire better lawyers …,

 

says the party 100% dedicated to investigating the current president('s son who is not involved in politics).

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I have a knack for really pissing some people off.

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Trump rips the Supreme Court as 'nothing more than a political body' after they ruled against him, even though he appointed 3 justices of the conservative majority

Too bad he could not have replaced all nine instead of the few he rushed to get appointed.  Maybe there is still some hope for this country.  If he appeals a criminal conviction and they say it should have been worse, excuse me when I die laughing.

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1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

Trump rips the Supreme Court as 'nothing more than a political body'

 

Oh wow, I actually agree with something Donald Trump said

 

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after they ruled against him, even though he appointed 3 justices of the conservative majority

Nevermind, I should have kept reading.

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

A born loser ….

 

If I can lose money owning a casino, you can damn well bet your bottom dollar I can burn thru a mint in real estate.

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9 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He genuinely looks twenty years younger than usual in that pic, wtf

He's lost weight, and he's smiling in a way that he actually looks happy. It's not something we usually see. Probably a camera trick. 

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Probably a camera trick. 

and wearing a suit that fits

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's lost weight, and he's smiling in a way that he actually looks happy. It's not something we usually see. Probably a camera trick. 

I’m pretty sure that’s triple H in a Halloween costume. 

When you wake up on Thanksgiving morning to see Trump looking healthier and happier than you...

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Trump is going to destroy this weirdo.

Watching that video and thinking it was refreshingly normal for a national-level politician and then it veered into campaign mode and keeping Florida free.

 

This is what a normal holiday wish looks like from a politician.

 

 

 

27 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Watching that video and thinking it was refreshingly normal for a national-level politician and then it veered into campaign mode and keeping Florida free.

 

This is what a normal holiday wish looks like from a politician.

 

 

 

seriously, how hard can it be for shit ass republicans to not be political about everything? fucking hell.

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3 minutes ago, achooloco said:

seriously, how hard can it be for shit ass republicans to not be political about everything? fucking hell.

 

Because that would mean they acknowledge others with differing political views, and the moment they do that, they risk getting primaried or worse, being labeled a RINO.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, achooloco said:

seriously, how hard can it be for shit ass republicans to not be political about everything? fucking hell.

The people I still know who vote that way are always political about everything. 

"Hey have you seen that new tv show?"

"Yeah it's pretty stupid, like Joe Biden."

sigh

10 minutes ago, achooloco said:

seriously, how hard can it be for shit ass republicans to not be political about everything? fucking hell.

Unpossible?  No can do? Ain't gonna happen? No fkn way?  Maybe, but it's still impossible.

12 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He genuinely looks twenty years younger than usual in that pic, wtf

Put two old bitches next to him and see how that works out.

2 hours ago, achooloco said:

seriously, how hard can it be for shit ass republicans to not be political about everything? fucking hell.

It’s a bunch of simple minded folk who watch fox news all day. They are inundated 24/7 with programming geared at “OWNING THE LIBs” it spills over into their daily lives and they say nasty / pathetic comments without realizing it. They seem to have a never ending quest to slam liberals heads into the pavement because they’re just massive weirdos.

1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

It’s a bunch of simple minded folk who watch fox news all day. They are inundated 24/7 with programming geared at “OWNING THE LIBs” it spills over into their daily lives and they say nasty / pathetic comments without realizing it. They seem to have a never ending quest to slam liberals heads into the pavement because they’re just massive weirdos.

And they define all democrats as Marxists and Socialists.  Meanwhile 90% of them have no idea what those terms really even mean.

4 hours ago, achooloco said:

seriously, how hard can it be for shit ass republicans to not be political about everything? fucking hell.

Its like taking the Aggie out of an Aggie.  You can't do it.

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Because that would mean they acknowledge others with differing political views, and the moment they do that, they risk getting primaried or worse, being labeled a RINO.

 

 

Well, and their "political views" are comprised almost entirely of cultural warfare as opposed to any real policy positions.  You can never deviate from the sound bites.

On 11/23/2022 at 8:42 AM, Brisketexan said:

Which is why I tried an entire case last week shirtless.

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2 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Its like taking the Aggie out of an Aggie.  You can't do it.

They won a national championship in 1939 2016 and they can’t stop obsessing over it.

Nothing will ever change until propaganda disseminators are removed and/or restricted. Chance of that happening are zero and we’re fucked. It’s only going to get worse. 

Fox News currently has their main show at night promoting white supremacist theories and talking points 

The two major social media sites are owned by a 4chan shitposter and a Robot

You have Breitbart and Prager U pretending to be legitimate and poisoning people with lies. 

and on and on 

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Nothing will ever change until propaganda disseminators are removed and/or restricted. Chance of that happening are zero and we’re fucked. It’s only going to get worse. 

Fox News currently has their main show at night promoting white supremacist theories and talking points 

Republicans need to lose some more and Tucker needs to keep going down the road he’s going and things will change on the Fox News front. Tucker may seem untouchable, but Bill O’Reilly was considered untouchable (and he’d wipe the floor with Tucker these days if he was on Fox News). And hell, Tucker wouldn’t have a show if Bill hadn’t been fired.  The Murdochs don’t want to slum around with Newsmax.

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The two major social media sites are owned by a 4chan shitposter and a Robot

This is a serious problem, but I have a feeling that the grifters/spammers will eventually drown out the political bullshit and drive most people away from those sites.

22 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

And they define all democrats as Marxists and Socialists.  Meanwhile 90% of them have no idea what those terms really even mean.

And they can't wait to get their social security and Medicare 

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

is brietbart talking about white nationalism like its a bad thing?

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

is brietbart talking about white nationalism like its a bad thing?

We'll see how long it lasts 

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

He's not happy or thankful.  So . . .

Never heard of him, never knew him.  And yet his base (and let's be honest, all R voters at this point) fall for it over and over and over and over.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I…..don’t even know where to begin.
 

Hung out with Josh Duggar. He expressed no pedophilia.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I…..don’t even know where to begin.
 

Jack Smith will have his ass in jail before Christmas.  Then Fani is going to go to work on him. 

 

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Behind the scenes: A source familiar with the dinner conversation told Axios that Trump "seemed very taken" with Fuentes, impressed that the 24-year-old was able to rattle off statistics and recall speeches dating back to his 2016 campaign.

 

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That 4th person at the table with Trump, Kanye, and the Hitler Youth guy. 
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Elon and alt-right bots will have “Democrats are the party of the KKK” all weekend. 

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