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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

There are Republican leaders who probably think people like Fuentes and Charlie Kirk will help bring the Gen Zers into the GQP tent.

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

can't believe that sentient pimple was ever president. jfc

White people ruin everything !

6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


To go from 45 white house, an impeachment, survive a coup attempt, another impeachment, then follow that Thing to MLago, just wow. Then have the consciousness to make a judgment that things are going from weird to weirder? And still staying. You show great compassion to accept her.

btw, pics of your cousin not showing up.

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6 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Seeing Trump stroke out and die while giving a speech at a MAGA rally would be the most enjoyable thing I’ve ever seen on television.  Like, however satisfying watching King Joffrey feel the poison was, watching Trump die while his minions watch live would be infinitely better.  However sad or horrified the bulk of the nation was when they first saw the Zapruder film in 1963, video of Trump dying would be the opposite of that.

2nd best.

1st is always going to be "All the hopes, all the dreams....."  

 

If you know, you know.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he thinks his senate endorsement record is good?

12 hours ago, Burt said:

There's actually a segment of society that looks at this dumbass and thinks, "THAT is someone who I want to follow and look to for inspiration"?

How has someone not beat the living shit out of that douche bag?

Trump Kanye 2024! 

Slogan: "Say the Quiet Part Out Loud!"

12 hours ago, Burt said:

There's actually a segment of society that looks at this dumbass and thinks, "THAT is someone who I want to follow and look to for inspiration"?


I wish our maga posters had the balls to show up and defend their choices 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

The indictment is edging closer. 

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More details. Judge Cannon got smacked down:

 

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


I wish our maga posters had the balls to show up and defend their choices 

They would except for one small problem:

If you took all of their testicles and rolled them into the tip of a drinking straw, it’d look like kernels of corn rolling around in a storm drain.

And Trump has to pay for the 2 months worth of work put in by the special master.   Wonder how big that bill is, which he obviously wont pay.

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11 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

And Trump has to pay for the 2 months worth of work put in by the special master.   Wonder how big that bill is, which he obviously wont pay.

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Quite a few of us expected this ruling. There are no special rules for individual criminal defendants (equal protection and due process). An exception for one would be an exception for all — and the judicial branch knows that would wreck the criminal justice system. 

Judge Cannon needs an ethics investigation. Horrible misuse of her equitable powers.

Good decision by the Eleventh Circuit. 

3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Quite a few of us expected this ruling. There are no special rules for individual criminal defendants (equal protection and due process). An exception for one would be an exception for all — and the judicial branch knows that would wreck the criminal justice system. 

Judge Cannon needs an ethics investigation. Horrible misuse of her equitable powers.

Good decision by the Eleventh Circuit. 

she needs to be impeached

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Lol 

 

Don't know if this is posted, so here it is.  Youtube discussion of latest events.  13 minutes and fascinating.;

 

 

More details. Judge Cannon got smacked down:
 

The summary statement as to their choice: law for all, or special law for Trump…and nope on that special law shit…well, that’s the good stuff. It’s literally the essence of the rule of law.
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More details. Judge Cannon got smacked down:
 

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


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Someone post it when they add the accordion and sounds to this video.   It’s gonna be another great one. 

Very small dick energy in that video. He's barely going through the motions while he plays his greatest hits. Hard to see him keeping this up for another 18 months.

8 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Very small dick energy in that video. He's barely going through the motions while he plays his greatest hits. Hard to see him keeping this up for another 18 months.

20 months to the convention, 23 months to the general.  He's just a few weeks in and starting with his announcement speech, to the Fuentes dinner, to this shitshow of a video appeal...he's already limping out of the starting gate.  He's going to die on the campaign trail and I am going to smoke so much goddamn meth.  

When can we expect the Trump Organization verdict? I should probably go ahead and buy popcorn.

On 11/30/2022 at 3:59 PM, kevwun said:

We all know he was there for the deconstructed hamburger.

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lol I hate you and that pretentious ass “burger”.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Very small dick energy in that video. He's barely going through the motions while he plays his greatest hits. Hard to see him keeping this up for another 18 months.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

20 months to the convention, 23 months to the general.  He's just a few weeks in and starting with his announcement speech, to the Fuentes dinner, to this shitshow of a video appeal...he's already limping out of the starting gate.  He's going to die on the campaign trail and I am going to smoke so much goddamn meth.  

Yeah, been surprised at how low energy Trump has been.

Love that in the span of a week, his Thanksgiving guests were on Alex Jones.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


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While common knowledge (here), can't be repeated enough. 

-Trump has praised the Chinese communists for executing prisoners the same day they're charged. 

-Trump has praised the Chinese communists for crushing the pro-democracy movement in Tiananmen Square. 

-Trump has publicly claimed he fell in love with a communist leader who had recently tortured an American college student to death, not to mention killing untold numbers of his own citizens. 

-If you support or work for Trump, it's not a matter of if he's going to throw you under the bus, it's just a matter of when. 

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i read the 11th Cir opinion last night.  it is one of the most complete and total eviscerations of a trial court judge’s ruling(s) I’ve come across in a very long while.  each and every finding of the trial court just destroyed.  and what makes it even more bloody is that it’s very polite.  
 

“Come here, please.  Look me in the eyes.  I’m truly very sorry to have to do this, but…

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I’m sure she’s shaking in her boots from the potential consequences 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I just want him to die. 

In prison. 

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, been surprised at how low energy Trump has been.

Love that in the span of a week, his Thanksgiving guests were on Alex Jones.

It doesn't appear he's all that into running this time around as he probably sees there's a real chance he could become a two-time loser very easily. I think he's only running to continue the grift -- he needs this desperately -- and also thinks being a POTUS candidate helps shield him from DOJ and other legal proceedings.

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8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

In prison. 

Hoisted on his own petard

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

lol I hate you and that pretentious ass “burger”.

It's not pretentious, the legal term is deconstructed. Also needs ketchup. And probably bacon grease to keep that fat ass fat as fuck

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It's not pretentious, the legal term is deconstructed. Also needs ketchup. And probably bacon grease to keep that fat ass fat as fuck

I’ve read a lot of ugly stuff here. Hell I’ve posted a lot of it.

But this side eyed disparagement of bacon grease by association will not stand, man.
45 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m sure she’s shaking in her boots from the potential consequences 

your smartass-ness aside, while she's there for life (or as long as she wants), there are things that can be done to put her in the corner.  the chief administrative judge for that district can give her some really shitty assignments.  s/he can pull her off the normal case assignment wheel/rotation and make her the exclusive admiralty judge for that division or the assign her all the ERISA cases that are filed to get her off a normal Art III docket.

i've seen that happen with older judges who've lost their edge to shitty judges who'd continually manage to fuck up a shovel handle to amoral predators like Sam Kent.

there's always a remedy to a problem in federal jurisprudence...

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If you support or work for Trump, it's not a matter of if he's going to throw you under the bus, it's just a matter of when. 

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16 hours ago, The Dog said:

More details. Judge Cannon got smacked down:

 

Can't wait to see what consequences the Trumper judge faces since she was found to have "abused her discretion!"

45 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

your smartass-ness aside, while she's there for life (or as long as she wants), there are things that can be done to put her in the corner.  the chief administrative judge for that district can give her some really shitty assignments.  s/he can pull her off the normal case assignment wheel/rotation and make her the exclusive admiralty judge for that division or the assign her all the ERISA cases that are filed to get her off a normal Art III docket.

i've seen that happen with older judges who've lost their edge to shitty judges who'd continually manage to fuck up a shovel handle to amoral predators like Sam Kent.

there's always a remedy to a problem in federal jurisprudence...

oh shit I forgot you used to live here in Galveston, didn't you? I haven't heard that jackhole Kent's name in a minute but what a pompous ass he is.

13 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

oh shit I forgot you used to live here in Galveston, didn't you? I haven't heard that jackhole Kent's name in a minute but what a pompous ass he is.

i did indeed.  all his bullshit happened long before i arrived, but his malfeasance was known statewide.  but living there and hearing the stories first-hand was fucking awesome.

dude was the very definition of a fuckstick... 

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