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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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The Obama years were especially delicious because the frustration at not being able to get him in trouble for ANYTHING was palpable.
It's what changed my voting perspective. I never paid that much attention to politics (never watched talking-head news) so I always voted with the "less government" crowd. But watching the Obama years play out on social media, and seeing the bullshit spewing from the people that did watch Fox News made me realize how much I had played into that bullshit.
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It's what changed my voting perspective. I never paid that much attention to politics (never watched talking-head news) so I always voted with the "less government" crowd. But watching the Obama years play out on social media, and seeing the bullshit spewing from the people that did watch Fox News made me realize how much I had played into that bullshit.

Obama broke so many people. And we watched it happen in real time. Sure, we had the Rush Limbaugh, anti-Clinton stuff before, but Jesus Christ…watching the anti-Obama insanity play out in real-time, including shit like tan suit-gate and Dijon-mustard gate…it was jaw dropping. And don’t get me wrong, there was PLENTY to criticize Obama about…policy-wise (he was in way over his head re international relations, for example). But they weren’t interested in that. Any of that.
Electing a black man president completely broke the brains of tens of millions of people. I gotta admit, I was naive and did not see that coming.
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12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Air Force Dumbs.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dijon-mustard gate

The Fox News clips of this were, and still are, hilarious. If anyone wants to dig them up. "(looking seriously into the camera) Spicy mustard? Is this really the image we want our president to be projecting?"

16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Air Force Dumbs.

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16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The Fox News clips of this were, and still are, hilarious. If anyone wants to dig them up. "(looking seriously into the camera) Spicy mustard? Is this really the image we want our president to be projecting?"

Thank you for pointing out it was manly SPICY MUSTARD he initially requested and not some froufrou shit that keeps getting endlessly repeated.

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Obama broke so many people. And we watched it happen in real time. Sure, we had the Rush Limbaugh, anti-Clinton stuff before, but Jesus Christ…watching the anti-Obama insanity play out in real-time, including shit like tan suit-gate and Dijon-mustard gate…it was jaw dropping. And don’t get me wrong, there was PLENTY to criticize Obama about…policy-wise (he was in way over his head re international relations, for example). But they weren’t interested in that. Any of that.
Electing a black man president completely broke the brains of tens of millions of people. I gotta admit, I was naive and did not see that coming.


why was obama such a huge trigger for poor uneducated whites ?

such a mystery 

14 hours ago, tchookem said:
On 2/16/2024 at 2:33 PM, Red Five said:
Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma. And reading that, and then reading that Donald Fucking Trump is running away with the republican nomination. 

Now imagine being upset when Obama fumbled a salute because he had a coffee cup in his hand.

 

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

That was about the closest we got to a scandal in the Obama administration. They were trying so hard. Still are.

Actually, the 11+ years of Obama/Biden/Harris have been remarkably scandal free, aside from the made up stuff. Trump banging a porn star and paying her hush money was like #12 on the list of four years of Dotard/Pence.

There were images so horrific, so damaging to national security interests that apparently some of you have just blocked it out of your memory all together. Dark days indeed. 

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this/there....derp

Getting a good look at the shoes, they are exactly what one would expect.  Is cheap they look like something from a South American street market that was spray painted gold with the laces still on.  No surprise there. 
 

my surprise is that trump was willing to go to a convention full of sneaker aficionados to huck them himself, in a city that he has said horrible things about no less.  Might be a bigger clue about his mental state than his constant speech mixups. 
 

 

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Getting a good look at the shoes, they are exactly what one would expect.  Is cheap they look like something from a South American street market that was spray painted gold with the laces still on.  No surprise there. 
 

my surprise is that trump was willing to go to a convention full of sneaker aficionados to huck them himself, in a city that he has said horrible things about no less.  Might be a bigger clue about his mental state than his constant speech mixups. 
 

 

Desperate (financial) times call for desperate measures.

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


why was obama such a huge trigger for poor uneducated whites ?

such a mystery 

Economic anxiety!!!!!

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Can't wait for the inevitable "no one in the NBA will wear those shoes because they hate Trump!"  or "Lebron  (or some other player) wanted to wear these, but the NBA said no!" tweets and whatnot, because 2024.

 

 

 

 

 

 

25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Can't wait for the inevitable "no one in the NBA will wear those shoes because they hate Trump!"  or "Lebron  (or some other player) wanted to wear these, but the NBA said no!" tweets and whatnot, because 2024.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone will wear them. Check your timeline 

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Which pathetic Repube is spotted wearing a pair out in public first? 
 

Cruz?

Gump?

Stefanik? 
 

Lady Bugs? 
 

Gums Scott? 
 

Qari? 

 Nikki Hailey belongs on that list. 

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

This were images so horrific, so damaging to national security interests that apparently some of you have just blocked it out of your memory all together. Dark days indeed. 

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Seriously though.  This one is Dukakis in a tank bad. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:


my surprise is that trump was willing to go to a convention full of sneaker aficionados to huck them himself, in a city that he has said horrible things about no less.  Might be a bigger clue about his mental state than his constant speech mixups. 
 

I doubt seriously that trump ever knows what city he is in at any one time, unless he has someone holding up a sign.

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


they’re all talk, no action 

They're idiots. They already believe it is happening. The internet rumor was enough.

Take that socialists!

Just doing some math on this, and assuming he is getting a rough 50% of the proceeds, he made 200k slinging this shit.   Good news, his compounding interest for his penalties are 87k per day.  So pretty much, he covered this weekend with this bullshit.  

For those of you understandably upset that you missed out on the investment of the future, there are a couple more options on his site:https://gettrumpsneakers.com/

The Potus 45's:

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or if those are too subtle for you

T-RedWaves

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There's nothing more exhilarating than dominating those  pussy-ass, bitch  democrats on the pickle-ball courts than doing it while wearing  some of these bad boys. If he has any sense, he'll follow this offering up with delicate ladies wrist watches, tighty whities, etc... to complete the "full dotard"

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Blotto said:

There's nothing more exhilarating than dominating those  pussy-ass, bitch  democrats on the pickle-ball courts

I love this half-sentence SO much.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Someone will wear them. Check your timeline 

If someone buys me a pair, I will floss them hoes.

42 minutes ago, Blotto said:

For those of you understandably upset that you missed out on the investment of the future, there are a couple more options on his site:https://gettrumpsneakers.com/

The Potus 45's:

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or if those are too subtle for you

T-RedWaves

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There's nothing more exhilarating than dominating those  pussy-ass, bitch  democrats on the pickle-ball courts then doing it while wearing  some of these bad boys. If he has any sense, he'll follow this offering up with delicate ladies wrist watches, tighty whities, etc... to complete the "full dotard"

 

 

Details from the website:

The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product.

And:

 

Buy Two Or More Items, & Get Two Bonuses. Exclusively available for:

*While Supplies Last

The bonuses?  1.  Sneakers come with extra laces and exclusive Trump superhero charm (numbered too!)  2.  Official Trump Sneaker Launch Party TBD (No guarantee that Trump will attend.)

23 minutes ago, Slacks said:

If someone buys me a pair, I will floss them hoes.

Only if you agree to walk around the Galleria all day next Saturday.

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

my surprise is that trump was willing to go to a convention full of sneaker aficionados to huck them himself, in a city that he has said horrible things about no less.  Might be a bigger clue about his mental state than his constant speech mixups. 

The convention president was a Trump donor and probably bullshitted Trump’s people that he’d be well received.  He may have even tossed in a few plants like the MAGA woman, although she seemed rather scripted based on Trump’s reaction.

Only if you agree to walk around the Galleria all day next Saturday.

Gotta have the gray slacks with them.
15 hours ago, aggie08 said:

His handlers got some 'splainin' to do. How often is he ever allowed to go in front of a potentially hostile crowd? The huge crowd of rabid of supporters wherever he goes very calculated image is a major part of his appeal. They chose Philly for that shit?

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1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Seriously though.  This one is Dukakis in a tank bad. 

True. However, this has now become my litmus test for manly, presidential decorum. You can practically hear him making the semi noises. Impressive

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So weird that he chooses these low rent grifts when there are far more lucrative grifts out there. Just doing it for love of the game.

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40 minutes ago, NAVY said:

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Be 

Grifting !

 

$400 sneakers... brought to you by the same dipshits that squeal like pinched pigs and slap stickers on gas pumps every time the price jumps 3 cents. Screenshot_20240218_181517_Chrome.jpg

Meemaw ain’t getting her insulin this month I guess 

Wanna bet those are made in China?

No wonder she’s missing, split town before debt-dotard starts selling Melania rides  

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39 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Peggy >>>> Melania

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Remember when it was AOC? And then Harris? Now it’s Obama. (Bc Trump can’t remember who he ran against and keeps saying Obama)

25 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Wanna bet those are made in China?

By Ivanka’s company that also makes knock-offs of Italian designer shoes. 

15 minutes ago, Covri said:

Peggy >>>> Melania

Piggy >>>> Melania

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I just read that those sneakers sold out within hours.

Yeah, this country deserves what's coming.

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

my surprise is that trump was willing to go to a convention full of sneaker aficionados to huck them himself, in a city that he has said horrible things about no less

The offered him $50 (for his watch) and promised him free hamburders.  And he, unsurprisingly, had nothing better to do.

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