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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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10 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

https://www.bfbcpa.us/about-us/

Ben is a CPA with over 15 years experience in public accounting. Ben has two degrees from Texas A & M University. One is in Information Technology (IT) and the other is in Accounting.

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6 hours ago, C-Man said:

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Ben is a CPA with over 15 years experience in public accounting. Ben has two degrees from Texas A & M University. One is in Information Technology (IT) and the other is in Accounting.

 

So the Information Technology course is to teach an accountant how to be a better liar?

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Should have told him the generals thought he was an idiot and tried to assassinate him multiple times. 

Should have told him the generals thought he was an idiot and tried to assassinate him multiple times. 

The despots and would be dictators are always blind to this part, and how the story ends.
14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Any chance she had a different restaurant back then that maybe Covid wrecked?  

My assumption is no and that’s why there’s some truth to her comment. Under Trump she didn’t have a restaurant and was neither making nor losing money. Now she runs a destined to fail vegan restaurant in Wisconsin. She’s certainly losing money and doing worse than doing nothing at all. The inference that it’s Biden’s fault and not her colossally stupid business model is, of course, disingenuous. 

15 hours ago, Pancho said:

Let’s use Black people as props again by paying them to lie and see where that gets us!

 

Not a single unsatisfied customer!

The Trump Org is so small that Trump, Don Jr. or Eric had to sign off on any payment greater than $10K? And he was still signing the checks during his Presidency? Talk about not trusting Eric or Don Jr.

Not that I actually blame Trump for the last part.

I'm worried about Tim Scott. Somebody needs to tell him that they tried to hang Trump's last VP, and that was the whitest dude in the history of white dudes.

19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The Trump Org is so small that Trump, Don Jr. or Eric had to sign off on any payment greater than $10K? And he was still signing the checks during his Presidency? Talk about not trusting Eric or Don Jr.

Not that I actually blame Trump for the last part.

At my last job, I had signing authority up to $250,000.   There were probably 30 or so people with at least that level.  It went up from there; 500k then 1mm+ .  There were at least 5-7 who could sign for 1mm.  

As always, the Trump Org is a clown show.

My 3 year old nephew can do that. And he doesn’t shit his pants anymore 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

My 3 year old nephew can do that. And he doesn’t shit his pants anymore 


the avg idiot can do it, but doesn’t insist on bragging about it

Didn’t Trump have to seperate himself from Trump org during his administration?  How was he still the signatory for checks?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t Trump have to seperate himself from Trump org during his administration?  How was he still the signatory for checks?

Well he was supposed to, and said he would, but didn't. And wasn't impeached for it because reasons. 

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


the avg 3-year-old nephew can do it without shitting his pants, but doesn’t insist on bragging about it


FIFY

34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t Trump have to seperate himself from Trump org during his administration?  How was he still the signatory for checks?

I'd say fucking this, but looking back we should have known he was lying about disconnecting himself from the daily operations.

36 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well he was supposed to, and said he would, but didn't. And wasn't impeached for it because reasons. 


who do you think is going to run social security when Trump privatizes it ?

1 hour ago, Restless Native said:

I'm worried about Tim Scott. Somebody needs to tell him that they tried to hang Trump's last VP, and that was the whitest dude in the history of white dudes.

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Herman Cain says remember me?  I was a billionaire Trump supporter and died from Covid after attending an indoor Trump rally in Tulsa.  Although forgotten, even less people care about Tim Scott, and Trump has already been publicly disparaging of him.  Sad.  

41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t Trump have to seperate himself from Trump org during his administration?  How was he still the signatory for checks?

 

6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'd say fucking this, but looking back we should have known he was lying about disconnecting himself from the daily operations.

Yes, and from the AP clerk's testimony today, she made it sound like there were frequent Fedex packages going down to the White House with checks for Trump to sign. And even forgetting that he said that he wouldn't run his business, this tells me that he must have spent a sizable amount of time running the Trump Org from the WH. You can't tell me that he spent 30 seconds signing checks. I bet he was on the phone back with Eric/Don Jr. asking questions.

There was always an mystery as to exactly what Trump was doing when his daily schedule has several hours per day of "executive time." The MFer was running the Trump Org.

23 hours ago, Pancho said:

Let’s use Black people as props again by paying them to lie and see where that gets us!

 

This biscuit’s restaurant didn’t open until 2023. She’s working her grift.

48 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well he was supposed to, and said he would, but didn't. And wasn't impeached for it because reasons. 

Look!!! He resigned from all of his businesses!!

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10 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This biscuit’s restaurant didn’t open until 2023. She’s working her grift.

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17 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This biscuit’s restaurant didn’t open until 2023. She’s working her grift.

Looks like it’s time for some Yelp reviews and a call to the local health dept to file a complaint. 

15 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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You can never be too sure.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

cowardly lion ?

The crowd's laughing and he chuckles at the end. I seriously can't figure out wtf is going on there. 

5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

 

 

Lurch is gonna be devastated 

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

 

 

Barron is just a pawn in his dad’s sick little game. 

If you drew a Venn diagram of vaigans and liberals the circles would be on top of each other; great job alienating what few customers you already have.

On 5/2/2024 at 10:36 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I honestly haven’t been to a McDonald’s in over a decade, so this is fair. Do they not have a dollar menu anymore?

 

but my point stands. 

I am a little sad that I not only know this but take advantage of it as often as I do, but with the app you can nearly always get free small or medium fries with another purchase.  I order ahead (3 minutes from my office) for the basic chicken sandwich and a small fry - about 630 calories, so not nothing but far from the worst - and get my lunch super quick for $2.76.  No drink, but I quit soft drinks anyway...

 

32 minutes ago, tx ind said:

If you drew a Venn diagram of vaigans and liberals the circles would be on top of each other; great job alienating what few customers you already have.

Are you trying to spell "vegans" or "vaginas?"

11 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Are you trying to spell "vegans" or "vaginas?"

Why not both.gif?

24 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I am a little sad that I not only know this but take advantage of it as often as I do, but with the app you can nearly always get free small or medium fries with another purchase.  I order ahead (3 minutes from my office) for the basic chicken sandwich and a small fry - about 630 calories, so not nothing but far from the worst - and get my lunch super quick for $2.76.  No drink, but I quit soft drinks anyway...

 

 

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34 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I am a little sad that I not only know this but take advantage of it as often as I do, but with the app you can nearly always get free small or medium fries with another purchase.  I order ahead (3 minutes from my office) for the basic chicken sandwich and a small fry - about 630 calories, so not nothing but far from the worst - and get my lunch super quick for $2.76.  No drink, but I quit soft drinks anyway...

 

Poor username to post correlation 

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

 

 

Is that not some kind of perjury if he said in court - while happening to be under oath - that he wanted that day off so he could go to his son's graduation? Seems like a pretty clear bait and switch against the court

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

 

 

 

two things: 

 

1) Judge: Well Donnie, I guess we will be having court that day after all. 

 

2) they think they can win Minnesota because of all the Muslims protesting Israel/Biden. 

 

 

 

9 hours ago, Restless Native said:

I'm worried about Tim Scott. Somebody needs to tell him that they tried to hang Trump's last VP, and that was the whitest dude in the history of white dudes.

Lol. Trump isn’t running with a black dude. Scott is debasing himself for nothing. Poor sap. 

8 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'd say fucking this, but looking back we should have known he was lying about disconnecting himself from the daily operations.

You didn’t know he was lying?

1 hour ago, pantone159 said:

Why not both.gif?

Love one, hate the other. 

22 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lol. Trump isn’t running with a black dude. Scott is debasing himself for nothing. Poor sap. 

Troof. 

10 hours ago, safe sex said:

Are you trying to spell "vegans" or "vaginas?"

pretty sure that vaigans are not vegan.  You must have missed the clip of Trump trying to pronounce Vegan but said it the way Borat says Vagina.

 

Is that not some kind of perjury if he said in court - while happening to be under oath - that he wanted that day off so he could go to his son's graduation? Seems like a pretty clear bait and switch against the court

Was he under oath? Did he actually speak in court on the issue or did his attorneys advance that argument?

If so, prove beyond a reasonable doubt that when he made the statement, he knew that the reason he was giving was not true at the time he stated it.

So…no. Proceed to rant.
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Far and away the best thing MeidasTouch has ever done. 

1 hour ago, scottsins said:


Was he under oath? Did he actually speak in court on the issue or did his attorneys advance that argument?

If so, prove beyond a reasonable doubt that when he made the statement, he knew that the reason he was giving was not true at the time he stated it.

So…no. Proceed to rant.

Whether it's Trump or his lawyers potentially lying, but I don't think that would be perjury. Non lawyer opinion. But I could see it being contempt of court to lie to the judge about why you want a day away from court. And honesty, why in the world are we bending over backwards to allow Trump to see his son's graduation. This isn't rearranging a business meeting. It's a criminal court.

However one thing that I would add for Trump's defense here is that he can do something in addition to attending Baron's graduation, including a MN fundraiser. Now if he ends up not attending the graduation, the judge should hammer him with a large contempt fine. And not a fine that would hurt most of his, but hurt someone of his supposed wealth.

31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Whether it's Trump or his lawyers potentially lying, but I don't think that would be perjury. Non lawyer opinion. But I could see it being contempt of court to lie to the judge about why you want a day away from court. And honesty, why in the world are we bending over backwards to allow Trump to see his son's graduation. This isn't rearranging a business meeting. It's a criminal court.

However one thing that I would add for Trump's defense here is that he can do something in addition to attending Baron's graduation, including a MN fundraiser. Now if he ends up not attending the graduation, the judge should hammer him with a large contempt fine. And not a fine that would hurt most of his, but hurt someone of his supposed wealth.

The prosecution isn't missing a trick here.  Before Friday, this will be brought up, and I expect that the judge will admonish Trump about why proceedings were cancelled for Friday and that if it is shown he  used his son's graduation as artifice to hit the campaign trail, he could be held in contempt and fines already have been determined to be a deterrent in prior contempt proceedings.

12 hours ago, Captainant said:

Is that not some kind of perjury if he said in court - while happening to be under oath - that he wanted that day off so he could go to his son's graduation? Seems like a pretty clear bait and switch against the court

Probably not because for now it is a statement of intention  false as it may have been. There's almost no way to prove that a statement of intention was false when made,especially beyond a reasonable doubt. 

As we get closer to the date, with other intentions becoming clear, he can be pinned down to a greater degree. And rather than a perjury prosecution, it's probably fodder for some kind of contempt citation as noted above. 

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Probably not because for now it is a statement of intention  false as it may have been. There's almost no way to prove that a statement of intention was false when made,especially beyond a reasonable doubt. 

So you're saying that one cannot triple stamp a double stamp with no erasees?  And that this advice will cost me $800?  

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