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14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder if he knows that he’s not actually winning any championships.

It's not about the championships you win, it's about the caddy wiping sweat off of you along the way.

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21 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

See, I don't think it requires great brilliance to draft with clarity.  I write and screw around with patent claims on a daily basis.  Verbal descriptions of physical objects and processes that require some degree of clarity.  I'm not some genius drafter, and even if I am, a plethora of chuckleheads write patent claims that get the job done every day.

I agree that it doesn't require great brilliance to draft with clarity.  But the simple fact is that most people aren't good writers.  

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10 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Man, what’s a worse job?  This or the poor girl who had to carry Gary Fatterson’s sweat towel?

Mangino-era KU locker room attendants laugh that question. Those that are out of therapy, anyway. 

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1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

Man, what’s a worse job?  This or the poor girl who had to carry Gary Fatterson’s sweat towel?

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She can handle that bottle with those Onatopp-like thighs.

Both jobs are a step up from jizzmopper.

Posted
16 hours ago, mdmost said:

He's having a mood.

 

Trump: "I've also been informed by my attorneys, that you're not even allowed to bring cases literally right before an Election - A direct assault on Democracy!"

Trump lawyers: "How many times have we told him that people don't get to know what we discuss due to attorney client privilege, unless he waives it by telling everyone about our discussions?"

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Posted
2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

He only has what three weeks before he can dump, right?  

Yeah Sept 20th is the likely earliest date he can sell

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Trump Media made its debut on the Nasdaq under the ticker DJT in late March, following a lengthy merger process with a special purpose acquisition company.

The lockup restrictions, which began after the businesses combined, are set to end Sept. 25.

They could also be lifted earlier, if the stock price stays at or above $12 per share for any 20 trading days within the 30-trading-day period that starts Friday, according to the company’s regulatory filings.

If shares of DJT remain above this price point — and they seem likely to — the lockup could expire as soon as Sept. 20.

He owns 60% of the stock. At least the retail magtard investors can sleep easy knowing the fat donnie will certainly act in their best interests, and wont dump stock into a market with no buyers. 

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The American Kim Jong Il 

 

This bullshit even crosses the line for MAGA golfers. 

 

 

Anybody who is not a fat tub of shit could beat him if the players had to walk the course instead of driving their golf carts right onto the greens and tee boxes because he would stroke out on or before the first par 5. 

 

edti: I really wish just once before he finally dies somebody would just laugh in his face and say "Do you actually believe the bullshit you are spewing right now?"

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8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yeah Sept 20th is the likely earliest date he can sell

He owns 60% of the stock. At least the retail magtard investors can sleep easy knowing the fat donnie will certainly act in their best interests, and wont dump stock into a market with no buyers. 

Elon is out there. 

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Elon is out there. 

This. The stock is not there to be sold for any actual market value. It exists as a way for wealthy bad actors to purchase Donald Trump.
Elon can’t give candidate Trump $1 billion. But he can send him that money as a purchase price for worthless stock. It’s just money laundering.
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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This. The stock is not there to be sold for any actual market value. It exists as a way for wealthy bad actors to purchase Donald Trump.
Elon can’t give candidate Trump $1 billion. But he can send him that money as a purchase price for worthless stock. It’s just money laundering.

Marty Byrde had to go through much more complicated steps to launder money in the fictitious "Ozark."  Yet here's a candidate for the U.S. presidency, doing it openly and unashamedly. 

AMERICA, F YEAH!!!

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Posted
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's a weird prediction.  The new indictment doesn't bring any new charges, it's just tailored to avoid problems with the immunity ruling.

Seems like he said exactly that?

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

Anyone that has ever played any level of golf, doesn't even have to be particularly a high level, can take one look at his swing and pretty well correctly guess that he is about a 20 handicap (there are huge problems with it, which will never allow for consistency).  The statistical odds of a 20 handicapper beating a scratch golfer are about 1 in 100,000.  The odds of him doing against 20 plus golfers in a single one round tournament would be in the billions, the odds of him doing multiple times in a row would escalate into the trillions if not greater.  

It's beyond ridiculous.  

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44 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Anybody who is not a fat tub of shit could beat him if the players had to walk the course instead of driving their golf carts right onto the greens and tee boxes because he would stroke out on or before the first par 5. 

He plays from the weenie tees where a par 5 is about 350 yards.

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8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He plays from the weenie tees where a par 5 is about 350 yards.

Hey... at least he can golf and crap his pants at the same time.  What a champion!

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27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

I went to go look this up just to make sure it wasn't just some Blueanon cope.

This motherfucker got beat by Bruce Smith, Ronde Barber, and Dan Patrick. He just barely nosed out Brandi Chastain and Digger Phelps. Golf is a different game when someone else is keeping your score for you and the cameras are rolling so you can't throw your ball out of the bunker!

https://americancenturychampionship.com/media-center/event-archive/american-century-championship-2006-results/

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14 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Anyone that has ever played any level of golf, doesn't even have to be particularly a high level, can take one look at his swing and pretty well correctly guess that he is about a 20 handicap (there are huge problems with it, which will never allow for consistency).  The statistical odds of a 20 handicapper beating a scratch golfer are about 1 in 100,000.  The odds of him doing against 20 plus golfers in a single one round tournament would be in the billions, the odds of him doing multiple times in a row would escalate into the trillions if not greater.  

It's beyond ridiculous.  

It's the ramblings of a lunatic. It would be like if Biden, or Harris for that matter, consistently bragged about recently running a sub-four minute mile. 

But it's Trump, so it's perfectly fine, and we're not starting off every national news broadcast with a story about an insane criminal running for president.

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2 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

I went to go look this up just to make sure it wasn't just some Blueanon cope.

This motherfucker got beat by Bruce Smith, Ronde Barber, and Dan Patrick. He just barely nosed out Brandi Chastain and Digger Phelps. Golf is a different game when someone else is keeping your score for you and the cameras are rolling so you can't throw your ball out of the bunker!

https://americancenturychampionship.com/media-center/event-archive/american-century-championship-2006-results/

You could've picked some better names... like Ray Romano and Dan Quayle.  LOL.

Meanwhile, a little flashback from 2020...

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/21/donald-trump-g20-pandemic-golf-club

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's the ramblings of a lunatic. It would be like if Biden, or Harris for that matter, consistently bragged about recently running a sub-four minute mile. 

But it's Trump, so it's perfectly fine, and we're not starting off every national news broadcast with a story about an insane criminal running for president.

Shit, if Biden is running that good, you think the sumbitch can tackle? We have secondary depth issues.  

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5 minutes ago, texasdago said:

You could've picked some better names... like Ray Romano and Dan Quayle.  LOL.

Meanwhile, a little flashback from 2020...

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/21/donald-trump-g20-pandemic-golf-club

The people he's playing with are definitely given a strict dress code, yeah? 

"You don't necessarily have to wear a MAGA hat--though that may help you receive future invitations--but we need your primary colors to be red, white, and/or blue with at least two pieces of pro-USA accessorizing."

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24 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Anyone that has ever played any level of golf, doesn't even have to be particularly a high level, can take one look at his swing and pretty well correctly guess that he is about a 20 handicap (there are huge problems with it, which will never allow for consistency).  The statistical odds of a 20 handicapper beating a scratch golfer are about 1 in 100,000.  The odds of him doing against 20 plus golfers in a single one round tournament would be in the billions, the odds of him doing multiple times in a row would escalate into the trillions if not greater.  

It's beyond ridiculous.  

It’s true, he’s excellent!

 

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Posted (edited)

If the guy was capable of playing scratch golf he would live stream every round he played. But he cant, so he just tellls everyone how good he is, which is enough for his sycophants. I would love to see someone challenge him to a livestreamed match rather than that bullshit scramble with Douche-ambeau, and then listen to the never-ending stream of excuses. But finding someone that wants to put up with the rancid smell of his soiled diapers for 18 holes is probably difficult. 

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I posted this in another thread but I have a client who is a huge Trumper.  Like spend New Years at Mar A Lago with him and has golfed with behind his group before.  The guy told me they would watch Trump drive it into the trees or rough out of bounds to the right and then we he would get up to the fairway his caddy would drop a ball about 50 yards further than his actual drive and put it right in the middle of the fairway.  He would also take 6-8 footers as gimmes.  He cheats at golf which I know is shocking to everyone on this board. 

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1 minute ago, tx ind said:

It’s true, he’s excellent!

 

There is a 0.0% chance that he hits a pitching wedge 140 yards.

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I posted this in another thread but I have a client who is a huge Trumper.  Like spend New Years at Mar A Lago with him and has golfed with behind his group before.  The guy told me they would watch Trump drive it into the trees or rough out of bounds to the right and then we he would get up to the fairway his caddy would drop a ball about 50 yards further than his actual drive and put it right in the middle of the fairway.  He would also take 6-8 footers as gimmes.  He cheats at golf which I know is shocking to everyone on this board. 

Does he at least say 'winter rules' when they use the foot wedge?

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1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

There is a 0.0% chance that he hits a pitching wedge 140 yards.

Does he at least say 'winter rules' when they use the foot wedge?

He doesn’t even use a foot wedge.  His fore caddy just puts the ball in the middle and tells him it was a great shot.

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1 minute ago, tx ind said:

It’s true, he’s excellent!

 

And by eagles, they mean two eagles sent from God swooped from the sky, snagged his balls and deposited them into the cup, which is strangely more believable than Dotard sinking two eagles back to back from 140+ yards.

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Does he at least say 'winter rules' when they use the foot wedge?

I watched more of that DeChambeau challenge than I should have. While Trump was far better than I expected, there’s no way he hits a wedge 140 yards. Hell, his drives are like 190 tops and he plays from the old man tees, as he should. Anyway, he’d probably shoot low 80’s on his best day if he played by the rules.
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12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The people he's playing with are definitely given a strict dress code, yeah? 

"You don't necessarily have to wear a MAGA hat--though that may help you receive future invitations--but we need your primary colors to be red, white, and/or blue with at least two pieces of pro-USA accessorizing."

Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?

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27 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I watched more of that DeChambeau challenge than I should have. While Trump was far better than I expected, there’s no way he hits a wedge 140 yards. Hell, his drives are like 190 tops and he plays from the old man tees, as he should. Anyway, he’d probably shoot low 80’s on his best day if he played by the rules.

No way an unedited version of that ‘challenge’ exists. 

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45 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I posted this in another thread but I have a client who is a huge Trumper.  Like spend New Years at Mar A Lago with him and has golfed with behind his group before.  The guy told me they would watch Trump drive it into the trees or rough out of bounds to the right and then we he would get up to the fairway his caddy would drop a ball about 50 yards further than his actual drive and put it right in the middle of the fairway.  He would also take 6-8 footers as gimmes.  He cheats at golf which I know is shocking to everyone on this board. 

Simpsons did that already 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Well, yeah, but who the hell is propping it up? 

Have you heard of "a fuckload of complete idiots?"  It's our greatest natural resource.  We have a limitless supply.

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