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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Speaking of which, did y'all know they might push Colin Allred to run for Senate against Paxton?
It’s the political equivalent of point shaving.

Holy fucking shit! 
 

I actually like Allred but he’s a terrible statewide candidate. He has proven completely incapable of motivating the Democratic base to vote and doesn’t generate any excitement.

Losers supporting losers.

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3 hours ago, bluto said:

Ten Commandments posted in EVERY public school classroom about to be on the governors desk. 

It’s about fucking time they passed something like this.  Now all the troubles of this state, dare I say the world will be solved.  Can’t wait for the Texas law saying you have to pray to Jesus before your food is served at a restaurant or you get arrested.  

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They should include a list of all the ways that Abbott, Paxton, and Patrick have broken them to hang next to them

Tell em how that would violate any law.

Hint: it wouldn’t. Not in the slightest. Make it an interactive learning exercise, just here to educate the children.
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14 hours ago, bluto said:

Ten Commandments posted in EVERY public school classroom about to be on the governors desk. 

 

church of satan has to be laughing

 

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15 hours ago, bluto said:

Ten Commandments posted in EVERY public school classroom about to be on the governors desk. 

Unmet need for secular private schooling in Texas- approximately 10k per year tuition, maybe?

just be prepared for the state to close that loophole as soon as it gets their attention.  

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17 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

They should include a list of all the ways that Abbott, Paxton, and Patrick have broken them to hang next to them

Well, they violate the, "Thou shalt have no other gods before me," once since they all worship at the alter of the Great Orange Dotard.

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THC ban is heading to Abbotts desk to sign. Woukd kill entire industry while boosting big pharma. With the upcoming destruction of Medicare it's going to mean more pain and financial ruin for people like the elderly and veterans.

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You shall have no other gods before Me.

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You shall not make idols.

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You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

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Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

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Honor your father and your mother.
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.

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You shall not steal.

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You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

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You shall not covet.

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I was told this ban is all because our buddy Danny Goeb was late to the pot party and wound up with poor position in the thc market. So he’s going to burn it all down, then once the backlash happens he can bring it back with his own corporate friends. He will be a hero to those who forgot he tanked it and then also be much richer. The bearer of this message occupies a “Lobo-esque” (the cartels are coming after Ole Googly Eye, dontcha know!) position in my personal circle of friends, so take it as you will. But it has the air of plausibility around it.
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I am getting ready to place a very large order before the Republicans once again pass a bill the majority of Texans are against.

Fucking assholes will not put it on the ballot because they know they will lose.

Same with vouchers and gambling.

I fucking hate Republicans and if you voted for one I hate your ass too.

Nazis

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12 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

THC ban is heading to Abbotts desk to sign. Woukd kill entire industry while boosting big pharma. With the upcoming destruction of Medicare it's going to mean more pain and financial ruin for people like the elderly and veterans.

 

more customers for private prisons 

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On 5/24/2025 at 5:10 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Speaking of which, did y'all know they might push Colin Allred to run for Senate against Paxton?
It’s the political equivalent of point shaving.

While there are some who are behind another Allred run, I say the majority are gunshy of it at this point.  He burned a lot of bridges trying to play the bi-partisan game.  Beto has been rattling his sabre some.   We shall see.  I'd personally like to see Crockett take a swing at it. 

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While there are some who are behind another Allred run, I say the majority are gunshy of it at this point.  He burned a lot of bridges trying to play the bi-partisan game.  Beto has been rattling his sabre some.   We shall see.  I'd personally like to see Crockett take a swing at it. 

Fuck this shit.
We need Danny Trejo to move here and run as Machete.
You think I’m kidding. I’m not. The GQP redefined itself with a “celebrity.” We have to do the same. That’s the American attention economy at work.
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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Fuck this shit.
We need Danny Trejo to move here and run as Machete.
You think I’m kidding. I’m not. The GQP redefined itself with a “celebrity.” We have to do the same. That’s the American attention economy at work.

He’s 2 years older than Trump

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On 5/24/2025 at 4:04 PM, Willfully Horn said:

Exit polling in the last Senate race concluded a majority of native Texans voted for Beto. The last presidential election showed rural Hispanics shifted their support to turnip in numbers that could mean the majority of native Texans voted R. I haven’t seen, and not for lack of trying, a report definitively saying so, one way or another.

But, I too am represented in Washington by a carpetbagging coprophagist. Paxton and goeb are both carpetbagging grifters. While Abbott is believed to be  born in Wichita Falls, many people are saying his mother actually pushed him out in Oklahoma, but sucked enough ass in Wichita Falls to get his birthplace changed,

There's something very unintentionally (and darkly) hilarious about this. Nobody remembers Allred's run because he never even fucking campaigned.

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3 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

So if we get the 11 billion back, it’s going to education? Sweet.

It’s most definitely not going to public education.

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14 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

So if we get the 11 billion back, it’s going to education? Sweet.

Those rural football mega stadiums and water parks aren’t going to build themselves. 
Oh wait recapture already taking care of those, so no. 
 

You will get more and more bond and prop packages which raise taxes and like it. 

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18 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

While there are some who are behind another Allred run, I say the majority are gunshy of it at this point.  He burned a lot of bridges trying to play the bi-partisan game.  Beto has been rattling his sabre some.   We shall see.  I'd personally like to see Crockett take a swing at it. 

I'd LOVE to have her as a senator, but the racist dog whistles in that campaign would be ultra-gross. Especially if Paxton wins the R primary (he will). 

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Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'd LOVE to have her as a senator, but the racist dog whistles in that campaign would be ultra-gross. Especially if Paxton wins the R primary (he will). 

good, she's demonstrated she's more than capable of not only deflecting that shit, but turning it back on them. I hope she continues to pursue higher office

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Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'd LOVE to have her as a senator, but the racist dog whistles in that campaign would be ultra-gross. Especially if Paxton wins the R primary (he will). 

Yeah.  None of this conversation matters.  Paxton wins the R primary running away (seriously, he beats Cornyn by 10 points or close to it).  And he'll win the Senate race against whoever the D's put up by at least 6 points.  Because we are a shitty state full of shitty people, and Paxton's shittiness, criminality, etc., are not negatives -- they are strengths to our electorate.

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Yeah.  None of this conversation matters.  Paxton wins the R primary running away (seriously, he beats Cornyn by 10 points or close to it).  And he'll win the Senate race against whoever the D's put up by at least 6 points.  Because we are a shitty state full of shitty people, and Paxton's shittiness, criminality, etc., are not negatives -- they are strengths to our electorate.

Real talk.
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13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good, she's demonstrated she's more than capable of not only deflecting that shit, but turning it back on them. I hope she continues to pursue higher office

I have a hard time imaging her with the kind of crossover appeal needed to win a plurality of voters in Texas.  She’s better as a bomb throwing house rep or going for something less ambitious like Texas AG.  
 

One of the unfortunate consequences of having such a terrible state party is that good candidates are running for higher office before they are ready.  

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She would get her ass kicked in the election, but at least she would fight them, like really fight them.  I could see old dead eye make a snide comment towards her during a debate and the next thing you know, she’s tying back her hair, taking out her earrings and running across the stage to whoop some ass.

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

She would get her ass kicked in the election, but at least she would fight them, like really fight them.  I could see old dead eye make a snide comment towards her during a debate and the next thing you know, she’s tying back her hair, taking out her earrings and running across the stage to whoop some ass.

Go on...

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Posted
20 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The 10 commandments shit is fucking so dumb. At this point, I dont know how anyone can be a christian anymore

Jewish, too, right? 10 commandments is OG Torah iirc....

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Sure.
But Machete.

In Trejo’s autobiography, which I own and cherish because his life is truly fascinating, he talks about how during his criminal childhood they avoided starting shit with average law abiding citizens because they were “Republicans” - which was his gang’s catch-all slang for people who would bring heat from law enforcement, not for people of any particular political affiliation.

If you haven't read his book, I recommend it.
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55 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Talarico is so good at making these people look stupid, but they don't care. They have an audience of two billionaires, and don't give a single shit what ordinary Texans think

I love how he just deadpans it when he’s questioning these morons.

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Best of all, the commandments are so important to her that she had to fumble around and look it up.ost kids learn that before they graduate out of kiddie Sunday school.

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“If you think that it would be impossible to improve upon the Ten Commandments as a statement of morality, you really owe it to yourself to read some other scriptures. Once again, we need look no further than the Jains: Mahavira, the Jain patriarch, surpassed the morality of the Bible with a single sentence: 'Do not injure, abuse, oppress, enslave, insult, torment, torture, or kill any creature or living being.' Imagine how different our world might be if the Bible contained this as its central precept. Christians have abused, oppressed, enslaved, insulted, tormented, tortured, and killed people in the name of God for centuries, on the basis of a theologically defensible reading of the Bible.”

 Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.  None of this conversation matters.  Paxton wins the R primary running away (seriously, he beats Cornyn by 10 points or close to it).  And he'll win the Senate race against whoever the D's put up by at least 6 points.  Because we are a shitty state full of shitty people, and Paxton's shittiness, criminality, etc., are not negatives -- they are strengths to our electorate.

Harris county could win it by themselves. I say let her run and let her go off on these fucks

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36 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Harris county could win it by themselves. I say let her run and let her go off on these fucks

not after they slash the number of voting locations in certain parts of the county, don't ship enough ballots to certain parts of the county, and start the bi-annual whisper campaign that if you have warrants they will arrest you for voting. 

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2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


In Trejo’s autobiography, which I own and cherish because his life is truly fascinating, he talks about how during his criminal childhood they avoided starting shit with average law abiding citizens because they were “Republicans” - which was his gang’s catch-all slang for people who would bring heat from law enforcement, not for people of any particular political affiliation.

If you haven't read his book, I recommend it.

Absolutely true. In 10 years of living in the St Johns area the only people who have ever fucked with me were white, crack heads,  or white crack heads. 

Latinos just want to practice their english with me, and my espanol with them. Ive developed a Jalisco accent im told.

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14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

not after they slash the number of voting locations in certain parts of the county, don't ship enough ballots to certain parts of the county, and start the bi-annual whisper campaign that if you have warrants they will arrest you for voting. 

They will turn out for the right person. They’ve had 50+ years of not seeing a real difference whether they turn out or not. Allred squandered a golden opportunity. Crockett wouldn’t 

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4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Do you think they saw her as an agent of real change?

I think they'll find some excuse to not vote.  I'm glad you still have some hope though.  It's been beaten out me.

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