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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Just now, 6th Street said:

That pool party is going to be insane guys

So sick of the pool party crap, sounds like a kindergarten gathering for challenged kids.

"The pool party is where the magic happens."

*someone photoshop Billy Liucci's face on that guy*

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Hey 18 year old kid have you decided on your future and what you’re gonna do.  
 
not yet I’m waiting to see how this pool party in college station with 20 other dudes plays out.  Then my heart will know 

It’ll be like MM’s experience at Herogasm.

2022 aggy pool party:

 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

2022 aggy pool party:

 

I bet we could raise enough money for someone to crash the pool party and poop in the pool.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The Pompatus at Kyle Field

Fify

“I think there’s some truth and good strategy to being the last one to offer.”

Yes, every hot chick at the bar agrees with this statement..the very last fat, drunken slob to come stumbling up slurring his best canned pickup line, whom all of the lesser gals have already turned down mind you, is surely the prime catch of the evening. Excellent strategy.

That’s obviously why there are no tales on this website about settling for a panhandle six at closing time after a big road win and waking up in a ramshackle mobile home..I’m quite certain I’ve never read anything like that.

I bet we could raise enough money for someone to crash the pool party and poop in the pool.

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1 hour ago, SamMan said:

“I think there’s some truth and good strategy to being the last one to offer.”

Yes, every hot chick at the bar agrees with this statement..the very last fat, drunken slob to come stumbling up slurring his best canned pickup line, whom all of the lesser gals have already turned down mind you, is surely the prime catch of the evening. Excellent strategy.

That’s obviously why there are no tales on this website about settling for a panhandle six at closing time after a big road win and waking up in a ramshackle mobile home..I’m quite certain I’ve never read anything like that.

 

5 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hey 18 year old kid have you decided on your future and what you’re gonna do.  
 

not yet I’m waiting to see how this pool party in college station with 20 other dudes plays out.  Then my heart will know 

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10 hours ago, texifornia said:

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This one is not getting enough love.  They played by the rules last year and no one else could keep up so this year, everyone else is cheating while poor Jimbo is just trying to play by the rules. 

1 hour ago, SamMan said:

“I think there’s some truth and good strategy to being the last one to offer.”

Yes, every hot chick at the bar agrees with this statement..the very last fat, drunken slob to come stumbling up slurring his best canned pickup line, whom all of the lesser gals have already turned down mind you, is surely the prime catch of the evening. Excellent strategy.

Seemed to work just fine for me on several occasions.  

On 7/9/2022 at 10:03 PM, Fletch said:

The simms-applewhite drama was insane, but it was nothing compared to Case-Ash. @shadow_operative met up with a dude at an Arby’s and challenged him to a knife fight. Derka was very very defensive of Case, or Diet Colt as he’d say

Umm, excuse me, but it was clearly a Whataburger:

 

 

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I love it when they stumble across some truth without realizing it, and then completely disregard it.

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7 hours ago, Fletch said:

Wait wait. We’re their main rival again? Odd. I’ve been told for 10 years they could care less about us while lsu and bama are their true rivals. Huh 

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6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I bet we could raise enough money for someone to crash the pool party and poop in the pool.

What, you think we'd have to pay someone to poop in the pool when there are already a bunch of aggys in it?  Come on, man...

Why are they copying mensa Tom's pool party anyway?  A pond party would be better for aggy.

19 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy might consider that replacing Elko and Henson, two good likeable coaches, with absolute doghshit might have an effect on their recruiting efforts.

i said it before but A&M hiring Durkin and Addazio and OU keeping Murray really is the same as Texas holding on to Mehringer for years, or hiring Charlie Williams or any of the other just shit tier hires we have had and not fixed immediately. 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Why are they copying mensa Tom's pool party anyway?  A pond party would be better for aggy.

 

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I love it when they stumble across some truth without realizing it, and then completely disregard it.

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I do not have enough words to comment on that one.

 

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58 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I do not have enough words to comment on that one.

 

Yeah, since when did that start?

The idea that every year Texas has momentum and every year ATM takes it away is a new one for me. Hell, was that even true last year? I feel like we knew ATM was going to crush it and had significant issues with where things were going with Sarkisian’s first full class. This time last year I feel like Williams, Banks, and Hullaby had gone to Oregon and a bunch of guys were talking up or already to ATM. Stewart was gone by now wasn’t he? I went from feeling great about Harris and others to thinking “those motherfuckers”. Seems like that but I haven’t gone back and fact checked. Feels like typical ATM bullshit. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Fletch's brother posts on Texags?

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The idea that every year Texas has momentum and every year ATM takes it away is a new one for me. Hell, was that even true last year? I feel like we knew ATM was going to crush it and had significant issues with where things were going with Sarkisian’s first full class. This time last year I feel like Williams, Banks, and Hullaby had gone to Oregon and a bunch of guys were talking up or already to ATM. Stewart was gone by now wasn’t he? I went from feeling great about Harris and others to thinking “those motherfuckers”. Seems like that but I haven’t gone back and fact checked. Feels like typical ATM bullshit. 

It's exactly the opposite of this. They come out of the gates hoopin' and hollerin' about how all of the top talent in the state is going to commit to them, and their 9.95ers lather them all up with best class reports and next 5 to commit, etc. Only to see those guys drain away over the course of the next few months (last year being the exception) to the traditional powers including Texas. Then, they turn on their 9.95ers, the 9.95ers start getting pissy and banning people and then scramble to find the next tier of recruits. Many of those guys end up being from out of state recently, even this year only 5 of their 19 remaining targets are in state. Then the 9.95ers get to sell them all over again on "trust in Jimbo" and "diamonds in the rough" because nobody knows shit about the new recruits, so they start mewling in unison once again to the party line and then wonder why they perpetually lose 4+ games per year. 

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Why are they copying mensa Tom's pool party anyway?  A pond party would be better for aggy.

Well, Jimbo does refer to it as a "cement pond."

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26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The idea that every year Texas has momentum and every year ATM takes it away is a new one for me. Hell, was that even true last year? I feel like we knew ATM was going to crush it and had significant issues with where things were going with Sarkisian’s first full class. This time last year I feel like Williams, Banks, and Hullaby had gone to Oregon and a bunch of guys were talking up or already to ATM. Stewart was gone by now wasn’t he? I went from feeling great about Harris and others to thinking “those motherfuckers”. Seems like that but I haven’t gone back and fact checked. Feels like typical ATM bullshit. 

it was painful a year ago around this time from what I remember.  IT, mostly Nahlin, was saying Bryce was coming, Harris, Banks... hell even Brooks was coming til he pivoted to tosu. 

Yes, we are telling all of these recruits that we will be moving in 2024. And they have all kept it secret for months.  Sounds plausible. 

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I never get tired of all these amazing sources that random insurance salesmen in Montgomery county seem to have about the goings on of the Texas AD and high level ESPN and Big12 conference negotiations. And that it pretty much has never once lined up with anything any people with actual sources on the matter seem to ever hear. Weird. 

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes, we are telling all of these recruits that we will be moving in 2024. And they have all kept it secret for months.  Sounds plausible. 

No one keeps secrets better than 17-yo boys.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

No one keeps secrets better than 17-yo boys.

I’ll take your word for it, father. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I never get tired of all these amazing sources that random insurance salesmen in Montgomery county seem to have about the goings on of the Texas AD and high level ESPN and Big12 conference negotiations. And that it pretty much has never once lined up with anything any people with actual sources on the matter seem to ever hear. Weird. 

Oh what you don’t think it’s plausible? Big12 commissioners and P5 ADs have to buy car insurance too, pal. 

Hey, aggys, the SEC just told you to sit down and STFU again lulz.  🤣

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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these guys not getting that it is better for them to have a SEC studio ~1 hour away vs ~13 hours away (Atlanta) from them is hilarious.

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6 minutes ago, NoName said:

these guys not getting that it is better for them to have a SEC studio ~1 hour away vs ~13 hours away (Atlanta) from them is hilarious.

They hate us more than they like themselves.  Facts.

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Holy shit. Looch saying they can get a top 10 class but the margin for error so tight might be the most negative thing I’ve ver heard Looch say about aggy recruiting. They must be absolutely fucked. 

Do I read some awareness? They would rather play us sooner rather than later. Haha...

23 minutes ago, Scholz said:

They hate us more than they like themselves.  Facts.

As immutable as the theory of gravity

lol at Texas getting momentum at the beginning of the cycle. Perroni has put a CB on every Aggie offer immediately for like ten years to make it look like A&M has an early lead. Sumlin's whole thing was to load up early and hold on for dear life at the end. Last year was an anomaly of historic proportions, and they've taken it as the norm going forward. Hope that this current momentum holds for us.

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