December 28, 20232 yr Popular Post 2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said: Meh. Aggy did ok in this game considering their available roster and staff. At least they showed up, took their medicine, and reaped what they sowed with Jimbo. I only wish we had been this "bad" when we played arky in this bowl under Charlie. At least aggy has a new coach while we were stuck with Charlie for another 2 years. Still fun though. That's great, man. We're all really happy that you loved what A&M put on the field last night. Please regale us more with tales of how great they are compared with some irrelevant specific past team that Texas had. Great post.
December 28, 20232 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said: Meh. Aggy did ok in this game considering their available roster and staff. At least they showed up, took their medicine, and reaped what they sowed with Jimbo. I only wish we had been this "bad" when we played arky in this bowl under Charlie. At least aggy has a new coach while we were stuck with Charlie for another 2 years. Still fun though. You should post on Texags. You'd be a gold star member in no time with your ability to spin the loss as "good" bc Texas looked shitty in the same bowl like 9 years ago
December 28, 20232 yr How was OSU supposed to prepare defensively for a bunch of players aggy pulled out of the stands during the national anthem?
December 28, 20232 yr 29 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said: Meh. Aggy did ok in this game considering their available roster and staff. At least they showed up, took their medicine, and reaped what they sowed with Jimbo. I only wish we had been this "bad" when we played arky in this bowl under Charlie. At least aggy has a new coach while we were stuck with Charlie for another 2 years. Still fun though. And it only cost them $75 million, which they will be cash flowing out of their AD for the next 7 years. Quite a bargain.
December 28, 20232 yr Popular Post 20 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said: I only wish we had been this "bad" when we played arky in this bowl under Charlie. At least aggy has a new coach while we were stuck with Charlie for another 2 years.
December 28, 20232 yr Popular Post 12 hours ago, deft said: Remember guys, osu roster is filled with players that RC didn’t offer. Yep 4+* players on the field during the game A&M - 14 OSU - 1 "We're the scrappy boys that never quit!" Coached by the guy many of them wanted to be the HC hire and who almost all of them preferred over Mark Stoops.
December 28, 20232 yr That game last night was more unwatchable than the FSU/Louisville abortion. 2 completely shitty teams in NRG last night and Gundy was obviously high af. And Melko put me to sleep with his interview. What an absolutely mid hire.
December 28, 20232 yr 19 hours ago, Born Burnt said: 19 hours ago, Scholz said: That game last night was more unwatchable than the FSU/Louisville abortion. 2 completely shitty teams in NRG last night and Gundy was obviously high af. And Melko put me to sleep with his interview. What an absolutely mid hire. I think he wears a t-shirt and that same pullover for any engagement he has. It's really flattering to his sloping shoulders. How long will it be until he shows up in pajama pants holding a Big Gulp. You're on TV representing your university, and you can't even manage a collared shirt? He speaks well and seems like a fairly likeable cuss. I can see him having an amiable conversation with a Home Depot worker. The worker explains to Elko for the fourth time that he really shouldn't try to fix his own dishwasher. "Sir, your in over your head on this one. You might get electrocuted, scalded, or all kinds of shit. And you won't be able to make that old dishwasher run any better. It'll most likely get worse." "I'm calling a couple of friends to help." "Do they have experience with this sort of stuff." "Well...some. They're mostly just regular guys. Friends. You know." "Make sure your health and life insurance are up to date. I don't see good things happening, sir." "We'll figure it out. We'll be able to turn it into a brand new shiny machine better than any other machine on the block." "Well, you can find proper clothing for the work on aisle 6. Good luck." "Don't need 'em. Anything you can do with collar and blazer you can do in a t-shirt and sweat top. See you!" "Don't forget to unplug it!" "We got it figured out. I'll find a few more old friends to help and then look out." Sigh. Edited December 29, 20232 yr by RomaVicta No time for proofing yesterday and I can't quit these Aggie threads.
December 28, 20232 yr Popular Post Asking "why does God hate us" is very on-brand because it deflects all responsibility for their current situation to forces outside of their control, when the reason they suck is only because of their own dumbfuckery. I find it hilarious that the church-going family values Aggy God has chosen to anoint the team in blasphemous morally-bankrupt librul Austin instead of the righteous team from College Station! Why hast thou forsaken us, red-ass Jesus? We hump it in honor you every Saturday yet you do not reward us! Keep blaming everyone but yourself, Aggy.
December 28, 20232 yr 27 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: I think he wears a t-shirt and that same pullover for any engagement he has. It's really flattering to his sloping shoulders. How long will it be until he shows up in pajama pant holding a Big Gulp. But it is better than Jimbo wearing jackets with no undershirt and his nipple hairs hanging out.
December 28, 20232 yr 43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: He speaks well and seems like a fairly likeable cuss. He seemed pretty humble and amiable, which I didn't like because I like disliking A&M's coach. The last two made that fairly easy. Him already hammering the "I'm just a CEO" thing might be a tad worrying if I'm an A&M fan. Was that how he sold himself as the anti-Fisher or is he already setting up distance between himself and the on-field results? Is this slow-pace coaching hiring showing a focus on finding the guy he wants over hiring quickly for recruiting expediency? Or is it a sign that he can't get the targets he wants? Even with all the defections, Fisher hardly left the talent cupboard bare. We can laugh all we want at him, but that BEST EVER class falling apart is still a Top 5/10 group.
December 28, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said: Is this slow-pace coaching hiring showing a focus on finding the guy he wants over hiring quickly for recruiting expediency? Or is it a sign that he can't get the targets he wants? Please let it be the former.
December 28, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, bad_teammate said: He seemed pretty humble and amiable, which I didn't like because I like disliking A&M's coach. The last two made that fairly easy. Him already hammering the "I'm just a CEO" thing might be a tad worrying if I'm an A&M fan. Was that how he sold himself as the anti-Fisher or is he already setting up distance between himself and the on-field results? Is this slow-pace coaching hiring showing a focus on finding the guy he wants over hiring quickly for recruiting expediency? Or is it a sign that he can't get the targets he wants? Even with all the defections, Fisher hardly left the talent cupboard bare. We can laugh all we want at him, but that BEST EVER class falling apart is still a Top 5/10 group. I think the CEO mentions are just talking points from Bjork. His extensive research on championship football programs concluded that you needed a defensive minded CEO coach paired with an elite offense. They are already half way there and he hasn't even coached a game yet.
December 28, 20232 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, bad_teammate said: He seemed pretty humble and amiable, which I didn't like because I like disliking A&M's coach. The last two made that fairly easy. Him already hammering the "I'm just a CEO" thing might be a tad worrying if I'm an A&M fan. Was that how he sold himself as the anti-Fisher or is he already setting up distance between himself and the on-field results? Is this slow-pace coaching hiring showing a focus on finding the guy he wants over hiring quickly for recruiting expediency? Or is it a sign that he can't get the targets he wants? Even with all the defections, Fisher hardly left the talent cupboard bare. We can laugh all we want at him, but that BEST EVER class falling apart is still a Top 5/10 group. They've lost 41% of the players from that class (13/32) and they are hanging on by a very thin thread with at least 5 other known guys in that class including Moss and Thomas. If you look at who is left, versus the other top 25 classes from the 2022 cycle, they would not currently be ranked in the top 5, just eyeballing it, but someone should actually plug into the retro tools from 247 or On3 and fact check that. Being a starfucker, Fisher took some guys in that class who are still on campus with high rankings and zero production. Brownlow-Dindy played his first meaningful minutes last night of his career. Bobby Taylor? Malik Scylla? Hunter Erb? Ohrstrom? Yikes. Their attrition in that class is trending to be worse than even the 2019 class for Texas, which seems impossible. Their class has already been more productive than that class, though, so it can't go that low, I guess. Of the 26 enrollees from that class, Texas received quality starter minutes from Whittington, Gbenda, Washington, Roschon, Sweat and Jacoby Jones. Starter minutes were also contributed by Adimora and Juwan Mitchell, without the quality. 8 out of 26 produced something. 1 super star late bloomer, 2 high quality multi-year starters who got drafted in the middle rounds (Roschon 3rd) or late/UFA (Whitt). Unless Gbenda explodes in 2024, only 2, possibly 3, draft picks from the 3rd ranked class with 26 signess. Yuck. This is where ATM is trending. Beyond the 2022 class, the bigger problem for that program right now are the mediocre classes surrounding the 2022 class. From the 2021 class, ATM will have, at most, 7 of 23 players from that class on the 2024 roster. That includes Shemar Turner, who is probably headed to the NFL, and such luminaries as Bryce Foster, Reuben Fatheree, and Demetrius Crownover. Trey Zuhn and Amari Daniels are the only net positive contributors to the team if Turner leaves. The 2023 class was plain as grits, coming in at a 15 composite rank with only 19 signees. They've already lost 2 of those. The 2024 class is a composite 17 and may lose its main drivers for that high of a rank in McKinley and Bussey. If those guys leave, that leaves ATM with 12 guys for the class. Best case, ATM goes into 2024 with 57 signees from the previous 4 recruiting cycles. Add Muhammad from 2020 and that's a whopping 58 signees. They've played the portal poorly and they're going to lose some more players before the 2024 season. You can make a really strong case that ATM will be playing the 2024 season with less than 70 scholarship players (not including PWOs who get the gimme with the dearth of alternative options). That's like being on probation with scholarship cuts or something.
December 28, 20232 yr Elko sounds like a guy who is just hammering the A&M talking points so they can implement a fake culture.
December 28, 20232 yr Holy shit their walkon was their best player on defense, that said DJ's defense really really helps player grade high Edgering Cooper being in the top 5 graded player nationally might just be an illusion.
December 28, 20232 yr Trust in Melk Apparently this has been up for over an hour and still no replies
December 28, 20232 yr I do enjoy the that none of them seem to connect “of course we lost! we were playing all of our scrubs…” with “…which will be pretty similar to the roster we trot out next season.”
December 28, 20232 yr “We had some real Aggies out there.” I feel like maybe I’m reading that with a different meaning than he meant.
December 28, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said: I do enjoy the that none of them seem to connect “of course we lost! we were playing all of our scrubs…” with “…which will be pretty similar to the roster we trot out next season.” They're so delusional they think they will make the playoff next year.
December 28, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said: I do enjoy the that none of them seem to connect “of course we lost! we were playing all of our scrubs…” with “…which will be pretty similar to the roster we trot out next season.” stupid sips missing the context that all of their players want to leave or just not play
December 28, 20232 yr 33 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: The delusion remains strong among aggy, thankfully. "We would have won the Big 12 this year!" Yeah, something you did ONE time in about 16 seasons when you were in the Big 12. And you didn't beat a single fucking team with a winning record this season. But, yeah, you clearly would have won the Big 12. "Our little scrappy team showed heart!" As another poster noted, aggy put 14 four-star players on the field last night compared to one for OSU. Never change, aggy. Never change. Fortunately, I don't think you have the capacity to do so.
December 28, 20232 yr Popular Post As it related only to the game last night, the roller coaster was something to behold: Elko hired. "He's gonna retain ERob and lead us to an easy bowl win! Whoop!" (roller coaster up) Elko not coaching the bowl game (roller coaster down) "The players will run through a wall for ERob in the bowl game, and he'll be here next year, easy win! Whoop!" (up coaster) ERob takes Syracuse gig (down coaster) "But ERob's still coaching the bowl game and the players will run through a wall for him, easy win!" (up coaster) Decommit season, in part due to ERob recruiting players out from under them. "Fire ERob!" (down coaster) "We're playing a BDF team, easy win with our backups who are REAL Ags and REALLY want to be there! Whoop!" (up coaster) Fewer and fewer want to "really be there" for the game (down coaster) "We have the best 3rd string QB in the history of football! Whoop!" (up coaster) 3rd string QB lasts 1st play (down coaster) Elko interview, "We should be pumped because all he has to do swing his big charisma around, hit the portal hard, and it's goodbye to Texas University! Whoop!" (up coaster) Gundy briefly not hungover early 2nd half, OSU goes up 18. "Oh no we suck again!" (down coaster) Gundy goes Gundy, blows lead. "See what we did against the #2 BDF team! We have the best 4th string QB in history! We're on the road to greatness! Extend Elko's contract!" (up coaster)
December 28, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Foosters said: You should post on Texags. You'd be a gold star member in no time with your ability to spin the loss as "good" bc Texas looked shitty in the same bowl like 9 years ago He could be saying aggy is about to go on a similar stretch as us for the next 9 years if they had not been on one already for the last 20+ years.
December 28, 20232 yr ShygirlAg: "I don't know how I am supposed to feel about this...but I'm sure TexAgs will tell me!' ShygirlAg with the layup
December 28, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Foosters said: You should post on Texags. You'd be a gold star member in no time with your ability to spin the loss as "good" bc Texas looked shitty in the same bowl like 9 years ago 7 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said: He could be saying aggy is about to go on a similar stretch as us for the next 9 years if they had not been on one already for the last 20+ years. That and Elko at least has the potential to be a better coach than Jimbo or Charlie Strong for that matter.
December 28, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said: That and Elko at least has the potential to be a better coach than Jimbo or Charlie Strong for that matter. And if my aunt had a scrote, she would be my uncle.
December 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said: I do enjoy the that none of them seem to connect “of course we lost! we were playing all of our scrubs…” with “…which will be pretty similar to the roster we trot out next season.” I think it’s very fair to praise an outmanned bunch of backups for their efforts on the field last night and yet still point and laugh at the state of the ATM program that resulted in an outmanned bunch of backups having to take the field last night. And it ain’t getting significantly better next year.
December 28, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said: I think it’s very fair to praise an outmanned bunch of backups for their efforts on the field last night and yet still point and laugh at the state of the ATM program that resulted in an outmanned bunch of backups having to take the field last night. And it ain’t getting significantly better next year. Yeah the question shouldn't be how good the backups and walk-ons played but rather why aggy was in the position of having only 55 scholarship players.
December 28, 20232 yr Popular Post They aren't backups. They were backups earlier in aggy's process of implosion, but they were starters last night and will be starters next year if they don't portal out. They are the starters. The guys that left via the portal will not return. The guys coming in via the portal (or from HS) are not a significant upgrade. If aggy needs a word that reflects the pathos of their starters, it should not be backups but rather residue, remnants, or Aggies.
December 28, 20232 yr On 12/22/2023 at 11:29 AM, Huckleberry said: Please God let Fisher go to Florida to replace Napier and take players with him. This would be perfect right after Elko's "big hire" from Florida. That's really the only big move I can think of as a possibility, someone tell me what school I'm missing that would be big. Obviously the main issue is there's no reason for Florida to take so long to fire Napier. But I can dream. He'll no. Jumbo is a dipshit, but he can recruit, and I don't want that midget recruiting against us for Florida players. Let's hope he goes to USCe
December 28, 20232 yr 50 minutes ago, Getafix said: Lulz. (Will Lee is the CB transfer who has committed to A&M.) Tarp’s daughter: thot or not?
December 28, 20232 yr 46 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said: That and Elko at least has the potential to be a better coach than Jimbo or Charlie Strong for that matter.
December 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Trust in Melk Apparently this has been up for over an hour and still no replies I watched this and I thought I heard Liucci laughing something about a jinx right before his audio cut off. I don’t think it works if you acknowledge our loud what you’re trying to do Billy boy. The football gods will not be pleased
December 28, 20232 yr "For the players and recruits, they can get on board or they can get out of the way..." Yes, we've seen which direction they're choosing en masse. 🤣
December 28, 20232 yr So, this was written. Not facetiously. Seriously. In earnest. Or in a stupor. Note, - Connor Weigman's 3 starts (full games) this year - ULM, UNM and Miami. - Jaylen Henderson - his 3 starts were ACU (FCS), LSU (#101 DFEI), and Miss State (#49 DFEI). - Marcel Reed - one start (Ok State). I do think Weigman's talented, and the others *could* turn out to be good, but based on evidence to date, to proclaim that they could start for any team in CFB ... yeah, you be you, Aggie.
December 28, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said: “We had some real Aggies out there.” I feel like maybe I’m reading that with a different meaning than he meant. Oh there were some Aggies out all right
December 28, 20232 yr Reed will get broken in half in Klein's offense. That dude better portal for his own safety.
December 28, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, kevwun said: Reed will get broken in half in Klein's offense. That dude better portal for his own safety. Meanwhile, Weigman will have his own personal stat on the ag scoreboard
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