Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

I'd rather be on a dog's ass than that guy's crotch

[Getafix 28358]

33 minutes ago, satyanash said:

A&M's last football national championship is closer to the reign of the final Mughal emperor than to the present day.

 

 

 

VERY good one, Satya.

(You should tweet this to Kyle ... )

 

 

 

 

[Tex Pete 20019]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Billy Liucci: the Kool-Aid King! The next time he predicts us to be good will be the first. Fucking douche.

For the last decade, all we've heard about is how terrible the SEC grind is. We've never played anyone as good as Vanderbilt and South Carolina or Mississippi State and Kentucky. Those teams are rolling balls of butcher knives that would burn our stadium down, fuck all the dogs on the east side of I-35, and force us all to work in the maroon propaganda factory shoveling out wordy missives declaring the glory of sawing Varsity's horns off and throwing milkmen in a campus fountain.

Now, our new SEC schedule with the defending national champions in non-conference is weaker than Hardin Simmons', but we'll still be lucky to win three games and still have enough players to field a team by the time we play the 2025 National Champion Texas A&M Aggies of Texas A&M in the world's toughest environment outside of a shark tank in a feeding frenzy.

Oh, Billy!

 

[Armybrat 40464]

Looch took fiddle lessons from Nero’s playbook.

[HtownHorn 14285]

In what world is aggy top 5 in talent in the SEC next year?

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

In what world is aggy top 5 in talent in the SEC next year?

[Park Gothic 4881]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

In what world is aggy top 5 in talent in the SEC next year?

This is what I'm talking about - was he referring to us or A&M in that comment? Who the fuck knows. 

[utee94 15671]

28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

In what world is aggy top 5 in talent in the SEC next year?

They seem to think that 2021 class still exists (and that they replicated it in 2022, 2023, and 2020...).

Anyone know how many from 2021 are still around?

[closetojumping 61996]

25 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

This is what I'm talking about - was he referring to us or A&M in that comment? Who the fuck knows. 

I'm with you. I don't really know when he was talking about Texas versus when he was talking about ATM. 

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

They seem to think that 2021 class still exists (and that they replicated it in 2022, 2023, and 2020...).

Anyone know how many from 2021 are still around?

I think you mean 2022 class, right? 12 of the original 30 are gone and there are rumors of 3-4 more guys leaving after the spring as well. They'll eclipse a 50% transfer rate by the start of the 2024 season if the trends hold.

[utee94 15671]

Just now, closetojumping said:

I'm with you. I don't really know when he was talking about Texas versus when he was talking about ATM. 

I think you mean 2022 class, right? 12 of the original 30 are gone and there are rumors of 3-4 more guys leaving after the spring as well. They'll eclipse a 50% transfer rate by the start of the 2024 season if the trends hold.

Yeah 2022, sorry.

[NoName 16196]

6 minutes ago, utee94 said:

They seem to think that 2021 class still exists (and that they replicated it in 2022, 2023, and 2020...).

Anyone know how many from 2021 are still around?

8 per the @AP101S sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1912575733

[NoName 16196]

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yeah 2022, sorry.

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[satyanash 14129]

On 3/1/2024 at 11:33 AM, Getafix said:

VERY good one, Satya.

(You should tweet this to Kyle ... )

I don't tweet, but anyone else who does is free to do so.

Some other historical events that are closer to A&M's last national title:

• The Qing Dynasty suffers defeat in the Opium Wars at the hands of the East India Company.
• The Whig Party holds its final national convention in Baltimore.
• The world's first soccer team is founded in Sheffield.
• Queen Victoria names Ottawa as the capital of the British Colonies of Upper and Lower Canada.
• Cocaine is isolated from coca leaves for the very first time.
• Samuel Colt founds the Colt's Patent Firearms Manufacturing Company.

Edited March 26 by satyanash

[RollLeft 5038]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

[Askew 362]

 

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

 

 

In sum: 

1. A&M is underrated,

2. but also A&M is overrated,

3. but certainly A&M's talent is in the top half of the SEC,

4. and certainly a lot higher than the top half.

5. but not #1.

6. But probably in the top half.

7. and certainly in the top five. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

A&M's last football national championship is closer to the reign of the final Mughal emperor than to the present day.

Fuck the Brocks Mughals!

[Vertigo 20203]

6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

His formula is basically to give as much weight and relevance to their close losses as he does with our close wins, as if none of them ever occurred. 

[Vertigo 20203]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

In what world is aggy top 5 in talent in the SEC next year?

Oh they may be at the moment until the spring portal opens. 

[closetojumping 61996]

10 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

His formula is basically to give as much weight and relevance to their close losses as he does with our close wins, as if none of them ever occurred. 

I love it when he goes into that mode where he starts editing factual outcomes to get to a position of why ATM is actually pretty good and Texas kind of sucks. He does it in every sport, regular like clockwork. By late August, he's going to have convinced himself and his audience that ATM actually went like 10-3 last year and Texas was a playoff team that somehow got in with a record barely above .500. Then the season will unfold, ATM will suck as usual, Texas will be in the playoffs, and he'll start anew. 

Texas plays ATM in baseball on Tuesday. If ATM wins that game, Liucci will play that victory up as a harbinger of a potential CWS title. He'll be over the top on it. Should ATM lose, there will be rationalizations for it and then it will be disclaimed as irrelevant for their season outlook, and also, Texas got lucky and kind of sucks in baseball. I truly do not another set of outcomes that could occur with this idiot than these two possibilities. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I love it when he goes into that mode where he starts editing factual outcomes to get to a position of why ATM is actually pretty good and Texas kind of sucks. He does it in every sport, regular like clockwork. By late August, he's going to have convinced himself and his audience that ATM actually went like 10-3 last year and Texas was a playoff team that somehow got in with a record barely above .500. Then the season will unfold, ATM will suck as usual, Texas will be in the playoffs, and he'll start anew. 

Texas plays ATM in baseball on Tuesday. If ATM wins that game, Liucci will play that victory up as a harbinger of a potential CWS title. He'll be over the top on it. Should ATM lose, there will be rationalizations for it and then it will be disclaimed as irrelevant for their season outlook, and also, Texas got lucky and kind of sucks in baseball. I truly do not another set of outcomes that could occur with this idiot than these two possibilities. 

[NoName 16196]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I love it when he goes into that mode where he starts editing factual outcomes to get to a position of why ATM is actually pretty good and Texas kind of sucks. He does it in every sport, regular like clockwork. By late August, he's going to have convinced himself and his audience that ATM actually went like 10-3 last year and Texas was a playoff team that somehow got in with a record barely above .500. Then the season will unfold, ATM will suck as usual, Texas will be in the playoffs, and he'll start anew. 

Texas plays ATM in baseball on Tuesday. If ATM wins that game, Liucci will play that victory up as a harbinger of a potential CWS title. He'll be over the top on it. Should ATM lose, there will be rationalizations for it and then it will be disclaimed as irrelevant for their season outlook, and also, Texas got lucky and kind of sucks in baseball. I truly do not another set of outcomes that could occur with this idiot than these two possibilities. 

i don't really know whats more impressive at this point, that he keeps doing it and getting away with it - for 20 years at this point! - or that those rubes buy it like it's some new/different point every time and "this year is different than the last 105"

 

[Tex Pete 20019]

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 Should ATM lose, there will be rationalizations for it and then it will be disclaimed as irrelevant for their season outlook, and also, Texas got lucky and kind of sucks in baseball. I truly do not another set of outcomes that could occur with this idiot than these two possibilities. 

It is the same reason they never shut the fuck up whether we beat them or not. Not for a month, a week, or even a day. They cannot. They are (in)bred to do it. They are indoctrinated to do it. 

Texas A&M has won every game they've never played. They've won a lot of games the scoreboard said they lost. All of their opponents actually lost most of the games they won on the scoreboard. They would have won if it would not have been for _______________.

Just wait: they'll show us next year!

[Armybrat 40464]

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

I don't tweet, but anyone else who does is free to do so.

Some other historical events that are closer to A&M's last national title:

• Samuel Colt founds the Colt's Patent Firearms Manufacturing Company.

This 1855 cap & ball .28 caliber revolver was Colt’s hottest new technology offering that year.

 

[Tired Horn 733]

53 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It is the same reason they never shut the fuck up whether we beat them or not. Not for a month, a week, or even a day. They cannot. They are (in)bred to do it. They are indoctrinated to do it. 

Texas A&M has won every game they've never played. They've won a lot of games the scoreboard said they lost. All of their opponents actually lost most of the games they won on the scoreboard. They would have won if it would not have been for _______________.

Just wait: they'll show us next year!

Pay attention.

A&M NEVER loses. They just run out of fucking time.

Even the infamous 77-0 OU game wasn't a loss. If those cowardly Sooners had been forced to stay on the field things would have been different. Sure, it might have been 300-0 by the next day, but the Sooners just don't have the commitment of the fearless and stupid Aggies. Ultimately, they'd have wimped out and gone home . And then the Aggies would romp. 

[Herpa Derpa 6084]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

In what world is aggy top 5 in talent in the SEC next year?

The one where the states of Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana all fell into the gulf.

[Wishbone 4716]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

In what world is aggy top 5 in talent in the SEC next year?

He left out “west”.

[RomaVicta 29472]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I'm with you. I don't really know when he was talking about Texas versus when he was talking about ATM. 

I think you mean 2022 class, right? 12 of the original 30 are gone and there are rumors of 3-4 more guys leaving after the spring as well. They'll eclipse a 50% transfer rate by the start of the 2024 season if the trends hold.

I think Plan 2024 hinged on Item 3: Elko runs off the Class of 2022 except for a few true Aggies.

 

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

His formula is basically to give as much weight and relevance to their close losses as he does with our close wins, as if none of them ever occurred. 

How many times does he watch our games? He has encyclopedic knowledge of our worst quarters in five games and includes an analysis of four straight plays called by Genius Collin Klein.

We did have some maddening games that became close at one point. In just about all of them, we also had quarters where we absolutely dominated. It's the Hermanesque every game turns into a shitfight aspect of the season that was driving us crazy. And we did manage to actually win.

As vertigo says, their close losses are at least as valuable as our close wins or temporarily close games. Because I don't remember our games as well as William, I went for a look.

Tied with Wyo going into the fourth quarter:

It was also the week after beating Alabama in Alabama.

Struggled with Iowa State:

10 point victory. Not exactly OT.

Struggled with Kansas State:

He and the Aggies like to talk about us playing against second string QBs. No flip side of the coin.

The Houston Nightmare:

 

Shot ourselves through the balls. Both of 'em. Credit to Houston for roaring back. Great game by them. Shouldn't have been, but they took advantage.

By the end of the season we were 12-1. That's the deal, Aggies.

 

 

Edited March 1 by RomaVicta

[TheAuditor 1022]

6 hours ago, NoName said:

18 from 22

Leveon,  Leveon likes his money......Declared for Portal once open this week I believe. 

[Sejjr 3244]

"I just don't think they're right there, but they're up there probably, I would say, top 5 for sure, like talent across the board."

-Billy

Someone call the marketing department...we have the aggy motto for 2024, hot off the presses!

[Nivek 16643]

8 per the [mention=5432]AP101S[/mention] sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1912575733

The most impressive thing is where they left for.

[Getafix 28358]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MAUFRAIS 6538]

Seems like he’s in therapy.

[CosmoDog 298]

30 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Seems like he’s in therapy.

I think he meant to say

”Until Vince gets his trophy”

[deft 6747]

 

 

 

 

 
 

[RomaVicta 29472]

2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Seems like he’s in therapy.

It's Billy Therapy: Know Your Audience

70,000 personifications of virtue stride that campus saying howdy and whooping. Hell of a market for a burned out druggie looking to maintain an acceptable lifestyle.

Always trust an addict who tells you he's reformed and that you're terrific by virtue of where you enroll in college.

 

[Chooky 13277]

On 3/1/2024 at 9:29 AM, Park Gothic said:

His coked out ramblings have reached a fever pitch. I could barely tell which team he was talking about half the time. 

That was the written version of someone having a stroke.  Reading that made me feel like I was riding down a bumpy road.

[EastTexan 662]

On 2/29/2024 at 11:54 AM, closetojumping said:

Of all of the stupid tangents, this one is the dumbest. No one should be giving a flying fuck about the quality and care of some random aggie goober's shoes, or how that potential shoe choice relates to American politics as sided up through clothing choices. This is all a new level of stupid. 

 

You must have missed his crotch shot.

[TKthunder2 4958]

On 3/1/2024 at 10:35 AM, Tex Pete said:

Now, our new SEC schedule with the defending national champions in non-conference and the team that won the two before that in conference is weaker than Hardin Simmons'

FIFY

[SHOOTER12 8766]

17 hours ago, Nivek said:

The most impressive thing is where they left for.

Holy shit! I had not seen that before. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

 

 

Edited March 3 by JesusSweatDuck

[Deej 76080]

Can't retire if no one will hire you.

[Thiefery 4940]

On 2/29/2024 at 4:56 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

I have them, I love them, and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. I wear those fuckers everywhere. 

i never worn a pair of those but I have in Reefs.. best shoes around the house or in general.  I never heard of hey dudes til I moved to the Houston area in '21.. in VA Reefs were the popular flip flop/slip on shoes

[Hank Chinaski 6305]

23 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Seems like he’s in therapy.

Seems more like he’s in the midst of a manic episode.

When people start going out of their way to say/write things like “I’m operating at a level that is over your heads/that nobody else can even understand”…well, that’s usually not good. 

[Scholz 11892]

37 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Seems more like he’s in the midst of a manic episode.

When people start going out of their way to say/write things like “I’m operating at a level that is over your heads/that nobody else can even understand”…well, that’s usually not good. 

[closetojumping 61996]

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Seems more like he’s in the midst of a manic episode.

When people start going out of their way to say/write things like “I’m operating at a level that is over your heads/that nobody else can even understand”…well, that’s usually not good. 

When that idiot inevitably dies young and pathetically, only the aggies will appear vaguely surprised. 

[tejas60 3511]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

 WINNING! 

[Focht Up 631]

6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

I can't believe he's posting this shit.  That takes a special kind of weird that can only come from aggy.

[billfromlaketravis 11266]

On 3/2/2024 at 9:37 AM, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good. Can he do anything about Billy Sims?

[Tex Pete 20019]

3 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

I can't believe he's posting this shit.  That takes a special kind of weird that can only come from aggy.

A dirt bag cheater who has never been held accountable for his actions stanning for another known cheater and demanding he not be held accountable? No way!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11608]

10 hours ago, Thiefery said:

i never worn a pair of those but I have in Reefs.. best shoes around the house or in general.  I never heard of hey dudes til I moved to the Houston area in '21.. in VA Reefs were the popular flip flop/slip on shoes

Hey dudes are comfortable as hell. They slip on and your feet feel like they're on air and can breathe. I have a pair of Reefs in both slip on and flip flops, and the slip ons are comparable.