September 9, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said: If Florida was smart they would start Lagway. They already have a pretty good RB in Montrell Johnson. Run the ball a lot with a mobile QB against a defense that's struggled to stop the run. Looks like chances of rain every day between now and Saturday in Gainesville. Might not be ideal playing conditions.
September 9, 20241 yr That Florida game is 50/50 but I like Florida if they give Montrell Johnson 20 carries. He's a good back.
September 9, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said: Their transition from “Ewers is an overrated bust” to “Ewers is carrying them” is glorious. It dovetails perfectly with their transition from “weigman is a heisman candidate” to “we need to bench weigman if we want to salvage our season”
September 9, 20241 yr Popular Post 15 hours ago, Frank Drebin said: We played tougher schedules than they did like 9 of the last 12 years. Because 9 conference games and their garbage non conference. They also had South Carolina as their permanent rival. Those idiots are impervious to facts. the cognitive dissonance of the past 24 hours is unbounded their is no limit they keep going around in circles trying to solve the same equations without the key variable they fail because of their weirdness, racism, fascism and homoeroticism, and because their rank and file are caricatures of themselves they fail at nil because they have to overpay to get mercenaries who will tolerate the bullshit the missing variable in their unsolvable equations is themselves they fail because of their traditions
September 9, 20241 yr Popular Post That whole board of boot lickers backs the blue until a player gets arrested. Hilarious
September 9, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: That whole board of boot lickers backs the blue until a player gets arrested. Hilarious To be fair they still are as long as they’re arresting the “right” people.
September 9, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: they fail at nil because they have to overpay to get mercenaries who will tolerate the bullshit I really think this the head meeting the nail, except they don't tolerate the bullshit at the end of the day. They have to overpay to get the elite to come there, because it's a shithole. Then they get there and realize what they have gotten themselves into. Then they do anything, including self destruct to get themselves out of there. Stewart, Demas, King, years ago Murry, etc. Manzel is the only person socially and chemically altered enough to stay and endure it all. And if Mike Evans wasn't there to make him look halfway decent he would have flamed out too.
September 9, 20241 yr Looks like chances of rain every day between now and Saturday in Gainesville. Might not be ideal playing conditions.It is Florida, tropical storms are a regular event. I’m going to assume the drainage is there for this regular event.
September 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Looks like chances of rain every day between now and Saturday in Gainesville. Might not be ideal playing conditions. Good thing TAMU has a strong running game.
September 9, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, ousux said: 14 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Tired: 10 year head start on playing sec big boy football. Wired: got to play in big dumpster fire but recruit under sec banner. Nevermind we never intended to announce the SEC move 3 years early and it was someone at aggy who fed their Houston Chronicle mouthpiece with that info. Those simple facts seem to elude them. it wasn't just someone bjork was told during day 2 of the '21 conference meetings bjork texted sharpe from in the meeting sharpe called zwerneman to make sure he was in position and not on his 2nd martini within 10 minutes the meeting paused for a break, bjork walked out and called a spontaneous presser to bitch and moan, zwerneman had a flash story out in less than 10 minutes aggy made it a fait accompli that we would be "recruiting under the sec banner" instead of just keeping their traps shut
September 9, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said: Mouth breathers on secrant all too excited to claim us as their own . Some debate if we are 1 or 2 , but the round table of weekend activities bleeding into rant and reddit has got to be eating away at the aggy hive mind Best part of yesterday was that I did not hear an SEC chant but instead a very proud Eyes of Texas and the T. E. X. A. S. cheer.
September 9, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Fletch said: Ah yes. Another one of their traditions. In 04, my dad was picking me up from a friends house. I come to the front door and he goes “guess what bowl we’re playing in?” I go “sighhhh the holiday bowl again?” “Nope! The Rose Bowl!!!” And my friends stupid aggy dad goes “well, guess y’all aren’t firing Mack this year…” dude we were like 10-1 or something when they announced. In what world were we firing Mack after 04!?!? I see that you have successfully purged the 2004 OU game from your memory. Congrats!
September 9, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I see that you have successfully purged the 2004 OU game from your memory. Congrats! Oh I have. But still…
September 9, 20241 yr 53 minutes ago, UTEX90 said: I really think this the head meeting the nail, except they don't tolerate the bullshit at the end of the day. They have to overpay to get the elite to come there, because it's a shithole. Then they get there and realize what they have gotten themselves into. Then they do anything, including self destruct to get themselves out of there. Stewart, Demas, King, years ago Murry, etc. Manzel is the only person socially and chemically altered enough to stay and endure it all. And if Mike Evans wasn't there to make him look halfway decent he would have flamed out too.
September 9, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Beau Vine said: Those shoes are definitely "business in the front, party in the back." CHIEF
September 9, 20241 yr 45 minutes ago, nnm said: Good thing TAMU has a strong running game. those are decent stats. are you saying it's a bad running game?
September 9, 20241 yr On 8/28/2024 at 3:13 PM, Helobious said: 2 of my favorite Aggy-isms 1. we would dominate in the Big-12. O really??? Like you did before you ran off??? 2 Texas could never compete in SEC… its too much of a weekly grind. Then when schedules were released….aggy was pissed Longhorns got such an easy schedule!!! WTF??? lol
September 9, 20241 yr it wasn't just someone bjork was told during day 2 of the '21 conference meetings bjork texted sharpe from in the meeting sharpe called zwerneman to make sure he was in position and not on his 2nd martini within 10 minutes the meeting paused for a break, bjork walked out and called a spontaneous presser to bitch and moan, zwerneman had a flash story out in less than 10 minutes aggy made it a fait accompli that we would be "recruiting under the sec banner" instead of just keeping their traps shutAnd thus was born the greatest Interwebs mashup ever (reposted here for the umpteenth dozen time unapologetically:
September 9, 20241 yr Jesus Christ couldn’t help them. I love how many of them are convinced they can simply buy a championship team. Hope they keep that mindset and get all the recruits only in it for money and overpay the JAG's. As far as they're concerned the ONLY reason we do well in recruiting and portal is money. Has nothing to do with team culture, offensive/defensive schemes, development for the NFL and playing for a highly recognizable blue blood. Right aggy lurkers? Get out there and sell some some damn policies so you can support your beloved ags!
September 9, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, ousux said: Get out there and sell some some damn policies so you can support your beloved ags Come to think of it, the crazy increase in my insurance premiums started right about the time NIL kicked off.
September 9, 20241 yr Report: Texas A&M OL TJ Shanahan arrested for failing to identify, minor in possession of alcohol
September 9, 20241 yr Popular Post 11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Report: Texas A&M OL TJ Shanahan arrested for failing to identify, minor in possession of alcohol The image of a College Station cop pulling up the aggy football website on his phone while questioning TJ is killing me. Edited September 9, 20241 yr by Chuckie Finster
September 9, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Jfc - what’s the IQ of those “lunch pail” idiots? He’s a lake Travis or westlake kid iirc. MIP shouldn’t be a huge deal, but lying to cops about your identity should be kinda serious. Edited September 9, 20241 yr by Pato del Muerto
September 9, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said: He’s a lake Travis or westlake kid iirc Westlake
September 9, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, futureman said: those are decent stats. are you saying it's a bad running game? almost 350 yards rushing against McNeese State, so.. probably.
September 9, 20241 yr 28 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said: The image of a College Station cop pulling up the aggy football website on his phone while questioning TJ is killing me. What's your name son? IP Freely...hehehe
September 9, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: He’s a lake Travis or westlake kid iirc. MIP shouldn’t be a huge deal, but lying to cops about your identity should be kinda serious. Kinda serious because it violates that sacred honor code, you mean.
September 9, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said: Kinda serious because it violates that sacred honor code, you mean. It was the lei made out of candy that gave him away.
September 9, 20241 yr 54 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said: They left off Miss St from the list. Although I'm not sure what a list of bottom feeders that Aggy plays has anything to do with our schedule. It's like they are just now realizing the SEC has bad teams, too.
September 9, 20241 yr 30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: He’s a lake Travis or westlake kid iirc. MIP shouldn’t be a huge deal, but lying to cops about your identity should be kinda serious. Not really looking to argue, but if cops can lie to me I should be able to lie to them. Or at least tell them I'm not going to give them my name. Unless I'm driving a car I shouldn't have to carry ID, this isn't East Germany. Reasonable people can differ but it's always annoyed me that the "you have to tell the cops the truth" thing isn't a two-way street. Also, an Austin High grad would never have gotten noticed in the first place. If you look like Mungo from Blazing Saddles, maybe try to be a little less conspicuous at the bar.
September 9, 20241 yr 37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: He’s a lake Travis or westlake kid iirc. MIP shouldn’t be a huge deal, but lying to cops about your identity should be kinda serious. Well yeah! Incredibly stupid.
September 9, 20241 yr Also, an Austin High grad would never have gotten noticed in the first place. If you look like Mungo from Blazing Saddles, maybe try to be a little less conspicuous at the bar.
September 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said: The image of a College Station cop pulling up the aggy football website on his phone while questioning TJ is killing me.
September 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said: Clickity fucking clack. Amazing how they are unable to separate the performances from one of the worst football teams that are allowed to give scholarships and a Top 30 FBS team.
September 9, 20241 yr Popular Post The tension between “Sark was 5-7 in his first year” with the implied “look where the sips are now” and “the sips aren’t that good” is something to behold.
September 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Posting here because of the multiple digs at aggy "We could put literally any 5 foot 10 dude back there..." was brilliant. Edited September 9, 20241 yr by Texasrocks
September 9, 20241 yr Sark had/has the rep of being a coach who can develop QBs and is one of the top OCs in the country. QBs and WRs want to play for him. Shrek is a mid-level coach. Klein's offense beats up QBs and isn't known to be WR friendly. Recruits aren't overly excited about either coaches. Edited September 9, 20241 yr by crash_davis
September 9, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said: "see OU and Texas in the early 2000's." You don't say that two blue bloods can be good at the same time. The problem here is the same does not apply to the Aggies, who have been mediocre when we're successful and mediocre when we're bad.
September 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Wiler77 said: They left off Miss St from the list. Although I'm not sure what a list of bottom feeders that Aggy plays has anything to do with our schedule. It's like they are just now realizing the SEC has bad teams, too. When you are at the bottom yourself, everyone looks great because they are ahead of you.
September 9, 20241 yr 40 minutes ago, crash_davis said: Shrek I move to name him Tickle Me Elko. I overheard it at the csu tailgate and laugh every time I think of it. Edited September 9, 20241 yr by BornAndRaised
September 9, 20241 yr 22 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said: I move to name him Tickle Me Elko. I overheard it at the cause tailgate and laugh every time I think of it. I'm good with that. TME works as shorthand for both Tickle Me Elko and Too Many Empanadas.
September 9, 20241 yr 55 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said: The tension between “Sark was 5-7 in his first year” with the implied “look where the sips are now” and “the sips aren’t that good” is something to behold. Live look at Texags this season
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