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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam


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I'm trying to think of a more embarrassing half of football on offense in the last 11 years. That was horrible. All things considered the defense was stout to only give up 16 

We were down to TCU 30-0 after 1Q in 2015.

The fact that I’m being forced to recall this memory does not speak well for this game, however.
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3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

It’s been a problem since I was in school many decades ago, our players start smelling their own farts and believe we are fucking entitled to good shit. Only Vince was able to break that culture, and the remnants of that mentality remained thru Colt’s tenure, then dissipated into the wind. 

No program eats Parcell’s poison cheese like our weak minded players. Fuck. 

whoa.  not since "fat little girlfriends" speech have truer words been spoke. 

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I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

This guy fucks (his hand)

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5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

It’s been a problem since I was in school many decades ago, our players start smelling their own farts and believe we are fucking entitled to good shit. Only Vince was able to break that culture, and the remnants of that mentality remained thru Colt’s tenure, then dissipated into the wind. 

No program eats Parcell’s poison cheese like our weak minded players. Fuck. 

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2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

This guy fucks (his hand)

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10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
12 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:
Imagine openly rooting against the starting QB of the team. Yikes. 

I'm not rooting against him but he fucking sucks. And if he's the best we got, then we are in serious trouble. This dude can't even gain a 1st down. Even a low rank Arky team doesn't even respect him. See what Casey has.

Honestly, how will Casey fair any better behind this garbage Oline?

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It really blows my mind that every year.  every fucking year, these kids are told that the Texas game is our opponents super bowl every fucking week. and for the last 11 years at least our players act like they are stunned that they are playing against a team that wants to beat them every week.

 

They seem competley stupified that its gonna be a hard game.

 

I just dont get how our players get surprised every fucking year that they cant just walk over the opponent. 

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2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

One of my, uh my friend’s favorite documentaries…

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2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

One of my, uh my friend’s favorite documentaries…

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The problem is much worse than a pussy O-Line and a washed QB.

This is a major coaching issue, to the point it looks like a foundational flaw. These guys are not executing at all, making horrible mistakes including untimely penalties, and simply don't look interested in the slightest. I don't think they're playing "afraid", they just don't want to be there..

Expect locker-room drama to distract the team the rest of the season.

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2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

One of my, uh my friend’s favorite documentaries…

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3 minutes ago, Modessit said:
8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

One of my, uh my friend’s favorite documentaries…

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12 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

We are lucky it is just a 2 score game. We just need to stop them from driving and we need to execute our plays. The Oline needs to fucking get the lead out and beat the fucks they are up against. Shit, they are not a better squad. Beat them on play at a time, Oline. Fucking help your young QB get some breathing room. 

Yes, they apparently are. 

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