March 11, 20196 yr 57 minutes ago, hookem48 said: Maxwell Smart, Jethro Bodine,.... All the aggy caricatures are tough to keep up with.
March 11, 20196 yr I’m less offended now knowing the source is a mouth breathing SEC fan. I’d have said “minus the 15* top four finishes in the big 3 sports since WWII.” *estimate. I don’t know the real number. I’m going to continue to remind you about the ‘04 & ‘10 Cotton Bowls and the ‘16 Sugar Bowl, as long as you keep making mouth breather comments. And we weren’t that good when we beat y’all, any of three of those games. I guess I’d be pissed too.
March 11, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said: Maxwell Smart is the big aggy donor, but aggy’s financing is from debt, not from alumni donations. Missed the National Championship by that much.
March 11, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Armybrat said: Somebody from Rice ought to put that “Top 4 Finishes Since WWII” chart on a B/CS billboard. Then pictures of some maroon carrots and their cloned cat on another. I've seen many carrot-colored cats. A maroon one would be worth looking at, I must say.
March 11, 20196 yr I’m going to continue to remind you about the ‘04 & ‘10 Cotton Bowls and the ‘16 Sugar Bowl, as long as you keep making mouth breather comments. And we weren’t that good when we beat y’all, any of three of those games. I guess I’d be pissed too. Sounds like a fair trade to me so remind me all you want. That kind of stuff doesn’t bother me. I hate to burst your bubble, but we weren’t that good those years either. I never knew you were one of those SEC! SEC! SEC! Flag wavers. It seems like you’ve always acted like you don’t go for that.
March 11, 20196 yr Author I think Phlegm has been saying this for years and it’s still just as stupid as the first time. So you believe that Loftin is just an aggy fool that believed that moving aggy to SEC SEC SEC was a good idea? That any aggy what been to fish camp cannot be redeemed an come to his or her senses? An aggy that finished his undergrad as fast as he could to get to Rice as fast as he could and who spent more time at Rice than he did at aggy would stay aggy when exposed to the much stronger more highly intelligent culture at Rice for a longer period of time than at the sub human culture at aggy?Uh ok, whatever you say chief. Logic says different but you keep on chuggin that aggy jizz. Oh one other thing, how has that moving to SEC SEC SEC worked out for aggy? Jim dandy eh whoop?Well if needing to beg for money is good and being reviled and ridiculed by a much larger population than before moving SEC SEC SEC is good then Loftin did it out of his aggy heart. If it is bad and further makes aggy out to be a bigger laughing stock on a bigger stage then it was done by Loftin to humiliate aggy because Rice hates aggy and all Rice Men hate aggy. And Loftin is a Rice Man and hates aggy.aggy moving to SEC SEC SEC has been a complete disaster for aggy.Cognito ergo whoop aggy moving to SEC SEC SEC was a gloriously nefarious Rice scheme.I rest my case.Now where are the fucking strawberries?
March 11, 20196 yr Popular Post 12 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said: . joke's on him because any minute now his manager will make him put it all back the way it was
March 11, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said: So you believe that Loftin is just an aggy fool that believed that moving aggy to SEC SEC SEC was a good idea? That any aggy what been to fish camp cannot be redeemed an come to his or her senses? An aggy that finished his undergrad as fast as he could to get to Rice as fast as he could and who spent more time at Rice than he did at aggy would stay aggy when exposed to the much stronger more highly intelligent culture at Rice for a longer period of time than at the sub human culture at aggy? Uh ok, whatever you say chief. Logic says different but you keep on chuggin that aggy jizz. Oh one other thing, how has that moving to SEC SEC SEC worked out for aggy? Jim dandy eh whoop? Well if needing to beg for money is good and being reviled and ridiculed by a much larger population than before moving SEC SEC SEC is good then Loftin did it out of his aggy heart. If it is bad and further makes aggy out to be a bigger laughing stock on a bigger stage then it was done by Loftin to humiliate aggy because Rice hates aggy and all Rice Men hate aggy. And Loftin is a Rice Man and hates aggy. aggy moving to SEC SEC SEC has been a complete disaster for aggy. Cognito ergo whoop aggy moving to SEC SEC SEC was a gloriously nefarious Rice scheme. I rest my case. Now where are the fucking strawberries? I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or if this guy truly believes this shit. Anybody else want to weigh in on this?
March 11, 20196 yr 15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or if this guy truly believes this shit. Anybody else want to weigh in on this? I'm always surprised when I see people who don't have Phlegm on ignore
March 11, 20196 yr 22 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or if this guy truly believes this shit. Anybody else want to weigh in on this? dude
March 11, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: joke's on him because any minute now his manager will make him put it all back the way it was Doubt it. His manager probably has an aggy MBA.
March 11, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said: Doubt it. His manager probably has an aggy MBA. Good chance. You either manage retail or sell insurance with those.
March 11, 20196 yr Surprised they were not handing out maroon carrots and free jizz samples actually.
March 11, 20196 yr On 3/6/2019 at 9:45 PM, Cairn Horn88 said: Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roofMy possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof Hey now, hey nowDon't dream it's overHey now, hey now We are on completely different wavelengths...
March 11, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, US183 said: .aggy showing this on sec rant.... their best work since the Brandon Jones deal
March 11, 20196 yr 17 minutes ago, US183 said: .aggy showing this on sec rant.... In the real world the characters would be reversed. The cowoy is truly what Sharp and Woodard act like.
March 11, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, MrPhlegm said: So you believe that Loftin is just an aggy fool that believed that moving aggy to SEC SEC SEC was a good idea? That any aggy what been to fish camp cannot be redeemed an come to his or her senses? An aggy that finished his undergrad as fast as he could to get to Rice as fast as he could and who spent more time at Rice than he did at aggy would stay aggy when exposed to the much stronger more highly intelligent culture at Rice for a longer period of time than at the sub human culture at aggy? Uh ok, whatever you say chief. Logic says different but you keep on chuggin that aggy jizz. Oh one other thing, how has that moving to SEC SEC SEC worked out for aggy? Jim dandy eh whoop? Well if needing to beg for money is good and being reviled and ridiculed by a much larger population than before moving SEC SEC SEC is good then Loftin did it out of his aggy heart. If it is bad and further makes aggy out to be a bigger laughing stock on a bigger stage then it was done by Loftin to humiliate aggy because Rice hates aggy and all Rice Men hate aggy. And Loftin is a Rice Man and hates aggy. aggy moving to SEC SEC SEC has been a complete disaster for aggy. Cognito ergo whoop aggy moving to SEC SEC SEC was a gloriously nefarious Rice scheme. I rest my case. Now where are the fucking strawberries? Well, I'm convinced.
March 11, 20196 yr 46 minutes ago, US183 said: .aggy showing this on sec rant.... Aggy in a nutshell (the whole production, perspective, etc) and how big of a broke dick do u have to be these days to not get the LHN? Jfc
March 11, 20196 yr 49 minutes ago, US183 said: .aggy showing this on sec rant.... I’m confused. Why is the Texas guy depicted as hayseed and the Aggy guy is in suit?
March 11, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: I’m confused. Why is the Texas guy depicted as hayseed and the Aggy guy is in suit? Same reason aggy claims to be the biggest baddest athletic department in the NCAA. They love to play roll reversals.
March 11, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, US183 said: .aggy showing this on sec rant.... Classic aggy. Use a Texas loss as a comeback to a Texas win.
March 11, 20196 yr .aggy showing this on sec rant.... Clearly fake. The woman doesn’t weigh 300 and the guy isn’t wearing overalls with howdy enter here written on the ass so they can’t have any connection to aggy.
March 11, 20196 yr "Clearly fake. The woman doesn’t weigh 300 and the guy isn’t wearing overalls with howdy enter here written on the ass so they can’t have any connection to aggy." Plus both the guy and the girl were not chewing Copenhagen and spitting in a red solo cup.
March 11, 20196 yr They managed to hit every insult and stereotype created by aggy in one video. Impressive.
March 12, 20196 yr i'm having a hard time trying to give a shit about an aggy lampoon when aggy will never be able to grasp the irony actually contained in that short.
March 12, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, US183 said: .aggy showing this on sec rant.... What do the credits say? Obviously aggy-generated.
March 12, 20196 yr Classic aggy. Use a Texas loss as a comeback to a Texas win. Obviously maryland is better than Georgia then.
March 12, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, Go Pokes said: Sounds like a fair trade to me so remind me all you want. That kind of stuff doesn’t bother me. I hate to burst your bubble, but we weren’t that good those years either. I never knew you were one of those SEC! SEC! SEC! Flag wavers. It seems like you’ve always acted like you don’t go for that. Nah he is an Ole Miss fan.
March 12, 20196 yr 31 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said: What do the credits say? Obviously aggy-generated. No. In fact, it was produced by a team of top Los Angeles producers and directors. I've heard it's already favored to win the Oscar for best short film for the next 8-9 awards ceremonies. Edited March 12, 20196 yr by Steel Shank cause
March 12, 20196 yr there's something wrong with my YouTube, it must have cut all the funny out of that video which I am sure is a real knee-slapper!!!!! when your YouTube is working right
March 12, 20196 yr Flew into Gulfport today and drove NW towards Hattiesburg. Haven’t seen a single SEC sticker so far. Must be an aggy imagination?
March 12, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, texaslong said: Same reason aggy claims to be the biggest baddest athletic department in the NCAA. They love to play roll reversals. No shit. I'm trying to think of any horn that acts like that. Nope. Even the cowboy country type are quite and non boisterous. And a Deloss Dodds coin? Oh you've got us all figured out aggy. I did giggle a bit at the sip of tea tho.
March 12, 20196 yr Meh. The shorts can be funny sometimes but that one was pretty lazy. Wonder how much they had to beg to get an entire vid of cheap shots at “little brother”.
March 12, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Steel Shank said: No. In fact, it was produced by a team of top Los Angeles producers and directors. I've heard it's already favored to win the Oscar for best short film for the next 8-9 awards ceremonies. I thought all the pr0n was produced in the Valley. Or so I've been told...
March 12, 20196 yr 8 hours ago, US183 said: .aggy showing this on sec rant.... Only an aggy would find that entertaining. Three and a half minutes of my life I'll never get back.
March 12, 20196 yr Sounds like a fair trade to me so remind me all you want. That kind of stuff doesn’t bother me. I hate to burst your bubble, but we weren’t that good those years either. I never knew you were one of those SEC! SEC! SEC! Flag wavers. It seems like you’ve always acted like you don’t go for that. I’m not anywhere close to one of those SEC proponents. That’s aggy’s shtick. “Fuck every SEC team but mine”, is the mentality of myself, and most like me. I’m just busting balls because y’all are one of the few teams we’ve got a recent winning bowl record against, other than Tech. It’s all I’ve really got. I actually cheer for the Pokes when they’re not playing the Rebs or the Horns.
March 12, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, Chad said: Only an aggy would find that entertaining. Three and a half minutes of my life I'll never get back. This. I watched 35 seconds, determined that it was most definitely not worth my time, and kept scrolling. The small part I did catch was just laughably bad - despite not having anything remotely worth laughing at.
March 12, 20196 yr Naturally, aggy got it bass ackwards with their usual delusions. 27-25 little bitches.
March 12, 20196 yr 8 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said: And a Deloss Dodds coin? Oh you've got us all figured out aggy. yeah what fucking year is it, again? file this whole thing under "why A&M is in the SEC"-- if we say we're not interested in playing them, they bleat about "tu is scared of A&M cause we's in the SEC!!!!!", and if we offer to renew the rivalry, they bleat "nope we don't want to play you, cause we's in the SEC and it's so tough!"
March 12, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, US183 said: .aggy showing this on sec rant.... Pretty good OU joke. Rest was meh.
March 12, 20196 yr On 3/10/2019 at 1:53 PM, Hagbard Celine said: Remove annexed replace with analized
March 12, 20196 yr Well, SEC fans are aware of what aggy is like, so even they know this deluded attempt at humor on their part is a fail.
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