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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought most Aggies indicated that Covid-19 was overblown and you could just walk it off?  

Apparently the prospect of going 8-5 can make you re-examine your political and scientific beliefs.

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The game is in 9 days these guys are a joke

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That's a logistical challenge.  Get 85-105 guys back to New Jersey just two days before Christmas.  Team meeting, get packed, fly down to Jacksonville probably on Christmas Eve.  I guess Christmas Day is film and walk-thru, and then Sunday-Friday is your "gameweek" instead of Monday-Saturday?  It's doable.  

But yeah, as stated above...appropriate that it's Rutgers.  Since A&M is the New Jersey of Texas.  

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

We always think they can never top their last fuckup, that it is never possible for them to go *PAST* the point of going Full aggy, and that there is a point on the event horizon where they lose the ability to suspend space and time in the pursuit of "you can't make this shit up"

aggy has always excelled at “making shit up”.  There is probably a degree plan for this.

Guess this was planned all along. Didn’t luicci say they wouldn’t be playing with a walkon qb?

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

That’s the beauty of the event horizon, it’s continually chewing up and creating new space/time.  Physics will always allow for new and better aggy fuckups.  

Not sure aggypedia can keep up with these clowns…..here’s another chapter.

6 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

We were watching the 10:00 KBTX news last night when they announced that aggy was suspending practice.  My wife called this move then.

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1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

That’s the beauty of the event horizon, it’s continually chewing up and creating new space/time.  Physics will always allow for new and better aggy fuckups.  

No doubt! The aggy physics department and cold fusion say hi! 🤣🤡

19 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Rutgers replacing aggy in this bowl game. Feels appropriate. 

So…Rutgers is representing aggy.   If Rutgers loses, aggy gets a loss…..if Rutgers wins, Rutgers gets a W.  No way does aggy come out of this with any positive outcome.

Are we just not gonna talk about the obvious Elephant/Sheep in the room?  

The bowl-eligible University with more horse paste on its campus than the rest of the P5 colleges combined, and they can't rub some on it and get out there and win one for the Aggie Nation?  Oh the mighty have fallen.  What happened to Pride?  What happened to Tradition?  What a sad, sad day.  

The streets of College Station are too crowded with Ivermectin tonight.  

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Horse paste doesn’t work on vaginitis.

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31 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

The game is in 9 days these guys are a joke

They were going to be starting a walk-on QB with Spiller, Green, Wydermeyer, Leal, O'Neal, and probably a couple other defensive lineman opting out. Also, it sounds like Ainias Smith has some type of foot injury that might have kept him out. 

This has nothing to do with Covid. 

Wake Forest was going to win this game by double digits based on the opt outs, transfers and injuries. It's truly a pussy move after UNC and Oklahoma State played aggy down so many players the last two bowl games. 

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1 minute ago, ReturnofNumber6 said:

 Does Rutgers get to borrow that 12th dude ?

Rutgers is their 12th dude.

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Everyone knows they stand so they can be Urban Meyer’d by the guy behind them.

3 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Rutgers is their 12th dude.

I think the 12th dude in Jersey is Mike Sorrentino.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

All this WF talk on a FB forum and you dipshits post Deacons basketball players( TimmyD excluded).  Here’s a real WF FB Hero...

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

All this WF talk on a FB forum and you dipshits post Deacons basketball players( TimmyD excluded).  Here’s a real WF FB Hero...

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Geez...none of you degenerates recognize the late, great Brian Piccolo of Brian's Song fame?

Plus rep, @Underdog

39 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Are we just not gonna talk about the obvious Elephant/Sheep in the room?  

The bowl-eligible University with more horse paste on its campus than the rest of the P5 colleges combined, and they can't rub some on it and get out there and win one for the Aggie Nation?  Oh the mighty have fallen.  What happened to Pride?  What happened to Tradition?  What a sad, sad day.  

The streets of College Station are too crowded with Ivermectin tonight.  

Guess there's no 13th man.  Must have lost that lawsuit.

Well maybe the 13th dude had Covid and gave it to the rest.  Didn't understand there was only supposed to be a 12th man.

Well everyone knows A&M invented the Twelfth Man tradition.  What this bowl game presupposes is, maybe they didn't?

37 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

So Chin Pubes admits this is bullshit?

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Gill’s willingness to serve his team in 1922 has passed down from generation to generation of Aggies for nearly one hundred years, as Texas A&M’s student section stands together during entire football and basketball games, a symbol of the 12th Man on the team.

https://www.tamu.edu/traditions/gameday/12th-man/

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#irony

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Liucci is out -- hurt his knee while karaokeing  😋

 

 

Man, this is cringe for soooo many reasons. 
1 - it’s fucking Creed

2- he obviously thinks it is good (it’s not)

3- he had someone purposely record it

4- what the fuck is his little prayer hands thing

5- is this really a party? is anyone else there?

6- I thought there was gonna be a blown out knee at least, but fucking nope

6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So Chin Pubes admits this is bullshit?

https://www.tamu.edu/traditions/gameday/12th-man/

Oh holy shit their student section stands during the entire football and basketball games? Like every other fucking student section in the country? 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Oh holy shit their student section stands during the entire football and basketball games? Like every other fucking student section in the country? 

But you can only kiss your heterosexual date when the Ags score! 

Just imagine the conversations that were held in SEC headquarters all day long.  Imagine the conversations held in the various SEC school athletic offices.

We are a bunch of faceless mouth breathers on a message board.  I suspect that the views held by the aforementioned groups is closely aligned with ours.

I hope to God that the SEC decides not to cut a bowl check to A&M for forfeiting.  In fact, they ought to have A&M cut a check to the conference for what they were to have made playing in the game, in order to cover the shortfall in the bowl distribution.

 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Just imagine the conversations that were held in SEC headquarters all day long.  Imagine the conversations held in the various SEC school athletic offices.

We are a bunch of faceless mouth breathers on a message board.  I suspect that the views held by the aforementioned groups is closely aligned with ours.

I hope to God that the SEC decides not to cut a bowl check to A&M for forfeiting.  In fact, they ought to have A&M cut a check to the conference for what they were to have made playing in the game, in order to cover the shortfall in the bowl distribution.

 

 

 

 

 

The SEC offices already had to hate aggy for all their constant bullshiit.  With all the shitting on their primary slogan of "it just means more" today by non-SEC fanbases they probably want to launch those sheepfuckers into the sun.  

Retweets are not endorsements, but . . . 

 

 

3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

That’s the beauty of the event horizon, it’s continually chewing up and creating new space/time.  Physics will always allow for new and better aggy fuckups.  

i mean, seriously, how the fuck could they not see how this would play out

I live in Katy which is basically aggyland 2.0. I honestly don’t know if they love Trump or aggy more over here. It’s no coincidence these trump loving tards can’t literally can’t scrap together even non Covid players to compete

Sounds like hell

They’re shooting for the stars in College Station 😂😂😂

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

So are we leaving at midnight to topple the E King Gill statue?

i have a feeling the corpse is mobilizing to mount a 7x24 cordon around the statue

although, painting a wake forest jersey and pants on the statue, and capturing it for posterity, would be a commissionable event

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Liucci is out -- hurt his knee while karaokeing  😋

 

 

This is the most objectionable thing I've ever seen on Surly/Shaggy/whatever.  

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is the most objectionable thing I've ever seen on Surly/Shaggy/whatever.  

It’s close.

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3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Liucci is out -- hurt his knee while karaokeing  😋

 

 

waterboarding not needed anymore….. 

 

That didn't take long. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

All this WF talk on a FB forum and you dipshits post Deacons basketball players( TimmyD excluded).  Here’s a real WF FB Hero...

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out of rep

brian and freddie share an eternal man cave in the ether

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I thought most Aggies indicated that Covid-19 was overblown and you could just walk it off?  

this

how can they use the rona as an excuse?

54 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I hope to God that the SEC decides not to cut a bowl check to A&M for forfeiting.  In fact, they ought to have A&M cut a check to the conference for what they were to have made playing in the game, in order to cover the shortfall in the bowl distribution.

yeah, all well and good, but they would be backing that check with OUR MONEY

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