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18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I thought Wyatt Earp  got rid of those thieving, no good red sash rustlin’ sumbitches in Tombstone?

Who  made up that bunch of NYC street cleaners?

Did Wyatt tell you himself?

27 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Did Wyatt tell you himself?

No, Armybrat and I both heard it from Wyatt's dad.

10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Revellie looks miserable being there

 

They're letting so many students in now that some of their chicks are getting hot. TXST style.

(Thigh)

Edited by Kel Varnsen

Yeah you're on par with Bama and Georgia, aggy.  That's the ticket!  Lulz.

Yeah when has Texas beaten Georgia, like, ever?

15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

🤣

 

The replies are hilarious.

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The op defends himself by saying that they had to up their game (presumably to remain mediocre) for the SEC.

9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Im proud to be an Aggie

Posted on 2/28/22 at 7:01 pm
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We stand for something. Many of our traditions see strange to outsiders but if they only took the time to educate themselves, they would learn the history behind them and why they mean so much.

Bless his heart.

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The op defends himself by saying that they had to up their game (presumably to remain mediocre) for the SEC.

That's their standard line.  They've lost 2/3 of the games they've played against Texas, but have won 100% of the games that were never played.

14 hours ago, BurntOrangeAss said:

If I recall correctly, aggy just recently said they were the premier baseball program in the state and country.  And I believe them since aggy doesn't lie about anything, how is it possible they suck at it after so many years of trying.  And let's not forget attendance.  I know they're tops in that meaningless stat.  I mean, what the fuck?  I need an explanation.

Bubbles, bro.  Don't you even get the bubbles?

41 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yeah when has Texas beaten Georgia, like, ever?

Didnt want to be there, bro.  I know they were running hurry up and scored two late TDs, but it is fact that they didnt want to be there. 

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Didnt want to be there, bro.  I know they were running hurry up and scored two late TDs, but it is fact that they didnt want to be there. 

So... Georgia just ran out of time... 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

🤣

 

It's going to be the greatest thing ever when Texas wins the SEC title before aggy does.

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

The White Wing street cleaners - New York City Department of Sanitation - 1895:

 

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Lords knows, if you need shit shoveled there’s no one better than aggy

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16 hours ago, BurntOrangeAss said:

If I recall correctly, aggy just recently said they were the premier baseball program in the state and country.  And I believe them since aggy doesn't lie about anything, how is it possible they suck at it after so many years of trying.  And let's not forget attendance.  I know they're tops in that meaningless stat.  I mean, what the fuck?  I need an explanation.


Yeah, see that’s a common misconception with aggy. You aren’t necessarily lying if you’re wrong.

just stupid. 

On 2/28/2022 at 12:52 PM, texasstrong12 said:

Their non-conference schedule is truly awful so they will probably stack some wins but they've already screwed themselves with this Penn series loss. All they could do in non-conference was avoid bad losses which is already out the window. 

They're going to get embarrassed in the SEC though. Alabama was picked to finish 7th in the SEC West and I think they're much better than aggy. 

Yeah, well just wait 'til next year! (said every aggy ever)

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:


Yeah, see that’s a common misconception with aggy. You aren’t necessarily lying if you’re wrong.

just stupid. 

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4 hours ago, utee94 said:

That's their standard line.  They've lost 2/3 of the games they've played against Texas, but have won 100% of the games that were never played.

Exactly. They are the coulda/woulda/shoulda heavyweight champions of the world. 

On 2/28/2022 at 10:38 AM, Scholz said:

I swear I forget aggy plays college baseball every damn year.

So does their team.

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Revellie looks miserable being there

 

I think I see some gash in the lower right.

2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I think I see some gash in the lower right.

Looks like the face of a Boston Terrier to me.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Looks like the face of a Boston Terrier to me.

If you squint, kinda looks like gash. Work with me!!

NO CR 
 
Thats a man thats had some practice..flawless technique

Evan Stewart might get 3 extra targets per game 

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Evan Stewart might get 3 extra targets per game 

You buried the lede:

"Last year the mother of an alleged victim reached out to the Chronicle saying she could not get into contact with A&M’s coaches concerning Demas striking her daughter, who was Demas’s girlfriend at the time."

So, how many here believe there is no way for Jimbo to have this all blow up in his face?

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On 2/28/2022 at 8:32 AM, nnm said:

It will be very interesting to see how he does in CS. He built little ol’ TCU from a doormat team playing in ridiculous facilities worse than many high schools to a regular contender with more CWS wins than aggy’s entire program history. In theory, he should kill it at aggy, without the private school tuition limitations and the added advantage of the mindless Borg fan following. 

But he really lost his mojo the last few years, purportedly due to both personal issues (divorce, etc.) and stagnation after more than a flirtship with MissSU.

There’s no question Saarloos was a one of the driving forces behind TCU maintaining its program level the last few years. Without that dynamo driving things underneath him, can Schloss overcome aggy cultural issues of losing and choking (ha!), while reinvigorating his personal enthusiasm for the game?  

Of course, my guess is no. Same as for Jimbo. They’ll have some success, but not as much as they should. aggy gonna aggy. 

I thought the argument (in relation to Vanderbilt anyway) is that private schools have an advantage in baseball because they can still give academic financial aid to lessen the private school cost and mediate the partial scholarship limits while public schools have a harder time directing academic aid selectively to sports ball players

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

"Last year the mother of an alleged victim reached out to the Chronicle saying she could not get into contact with A&M’s coaches concerning Demas striking her daughter, who was Demas’s girlfriend at the time."

Jimbo:

 

You have to hand it to ol' Jimbo. he knows how to recruit AND how get the most of his players on the field.

#elite #gamechanger #lol

 

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2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

You have to hand it to ol' Jimbo. he knows how to recruit AND how get the most of his players on the field.

#elite #gamechanger #lol

 

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Well, they still have Uncle Fester and this is just one strike (no pun intended) against Demas.

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Well, they still have Uncle Fester and this is just one strike (no pun intended) against Demas.

At least the third for Demas, but I'm pretty sure Jimbo's policy is no more than 12 per athlete. You know, turdition.

1) Texas A&M receiver Demond Demas has been arrested on a charge of assault family violence that occurred on Saturday

2) This isn’t the first time Demas, a five-star recruit out of Tomball in the class of 2020, has been accused of hitting a girlfriend.

3) Also, Fisher deemed Demas “unavailable” during two of A&M’s games late in the 2020 season for an undisclosed reason, (busted for weed)

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Aggie-Demond-Demas-arrest-charge-domestic-16971403.php?utm_campaign=CMS Sharing Tools (Premium)&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

Olin must be having a pretty good day today. Every arrest is great publicity for the team and the university.

"as the old saying goes, there is no such thing as bad publicity...."

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The Athletic has an article looking back on the Swagcopter today.  Many jizz jars will be filled while reading about the good ol’ days of finishing 4th in the SECW.  

This tad bit of adversity may just be the thing that gets aggy over the top and to a national championship!

In football and baseball!!

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

You have to hand it to ol' Jimbo. he knows how to recruit AND how get the most of his players on the field.

#elite #gamechanger #lol

 

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What's with the shower cap?

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What's with the shower cap?

Demas is right up there with Leon as being a perfect fit for A&M.

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1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

At least the third for Demas, but I'm pretty sure Jimbo's policy is no more than 12 per athlete. You know, turdition.

1) Texas A&M receiver Demond Demas has been arrested on a charge of assault family violence that occurred on Saturday

2) This isn’t the first time Demas, a five-star recruit out of Tomball in the class of 2020, has been accused of hitting a girlfriend.

3) Also, Fisher deemed Demas “unavailable” during two of A&M’s games late in the 2020 season for an undisclosed reason, (busted for weed)

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Aggie-Demond-Demas-arrest-charge-domestic-16971403.php?utm_campaign=CMS Sharing Tools (Premium)&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

aggy to blame ..

1) TU

2) The Longhorn Network

3) The ESPN conspiracy to keep aggy down

You can add to this list...

 

6 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

aggy to blame ..

1) TU

2) The Longhorn Network

3) The ESPN conspiracy to keep aggy down

You can add to this list...

 

4) The girlfriend's face.

An aggy “friend”(not really. Kinda hate him but he’s fun to fuck with from time to time) of mine like no shit thinks this recruiting haul is a bigger victory than our Michigan and USC games along with the Colt era combined. Like wtf!?!?!? 
 

Then when they hired Buzz, he thumped his chest about how he’s going to run this state and take Kentuckys spot and yada yada yada. Not a peep about Buzz recently. Even asked him about it the other day and I got some “he’s rebuilding, meanwhile we’re building a football juggernaut” or whatever. Then of course when they were “good” in baseball from like 2015-2019 or so and we were mostly mediocre, baseball was this big aggy and sec tradition and our best days were behind us, never to return. Well, now no one cares about baseball at all. Apparently me resorting to baseball smack is as low as women’s basketball. Strange….

Watching this best class ever transfer out, opt out and half ass it till the combine is going to be glorious. I know they’ll have moved on to the “I’d rather a 3 star that wants to be here!!!” Shit by then but still. Their consistent ability to fuck everything up is just amazing. Normal people would have to try to fuck up as hard and consistently as they have over the last 120 or whatever years. But nope. Just comes natural to them 

6 minutes ago, Fletch said:

An aggy “friend”(not really. Kinda hate him but he’s fun to fuck with from time to time) of mine like no shit thinks this recruiting haul is a bigger victory than our Michigan and USC games along with the Colt era combined. Like wtf!?!?!? 
 

Then when they hired Buzz, he thumped his chest about how he’s going to run this state and take Kentuckys spot and yada yada yada. Not a peep about Buzz recently. Even asked him about it the other day and I got some “he’s rebuilding, meanwhile we’re building a football juggernaut” or whatever. Then of course when they were “good” in baseball from like 2015-2019 or so and we were mostly mediocre, baseball was this big aggy and sec tradition and our best days were behind us, never to return. Well, now no one cares about baseball at all. Apparently me resorting to baseball smack is as low as women’s basketball. Strange….

Watching this best class ever transfer out, opt out and half ass it till the combine is going to be glorious. I know they’ll have moved on to the “I’d rather a 3 star that wants to be here!!!” Shit by then but still. Their consistent ability to fuck everything up is just amazing. Normal people would have to try to fuck up as hard and consistently as they have over the last 120 or whatever years. But nope. Just comes natural to them 

You should ask him to write down the "rules" as to whay is/is not relevant and let him know that you will check in on that document from time to time.

If aggy can't constantly move the goalpost, they are utterly lost.

10 minutes ago, Fletch said:

An aggy “friend”(not really. Kinda hate him but he’s fun to fuck with from time to time) of mine like no shit thinks this recruiting haul is a bigger victory than our Michigan and USC games along with the Colt era combined. Like wtf!?!?!? 
 

on one hand they have nothing else to go on, on the other put a statue in the empty hall of champions. 

odds are a good percent of these guys wash out, transfer, or get kicked off the team because prima dona's gonna prima donna with another 8&4 year 

 

 

On 3/1/2022 at 9:38 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Revellie looks miserable being there

 

Because she knows she's going to end up on the BRAZZERS website

8 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Because she knows she's going to end up on the BRAZZERS website

But the two verifiable chics  in the right lower corner in that picture will pass...   

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