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He looks like an NPC for some sort of VR game, or a thujone drawing of Haynes King.
1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

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Bunch of pigs and a couple "twigs" imo, NTTAWWT.

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:


He looks like an NPC for some sort of VR game, or a thujone drawing of Haynes King.

Remarkable that a guy can embody aggy so perfectly

16 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Maybe I'm missing something, but this was about a meeting in August, 2021.  When he got that badass raise, because he's a known badass.

The thread was bumped by heretical gomers. 
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On 11/14/2022 at 9:19 PM, closetohumping said:

I’ll be damned. Heard rumor jimbo May be out 

I don’t buy it, but I’d laugh maniacally the entire time and post that stupid fake NC plaque and forward it to all my friends with any inkling of aggy tendencies.

6 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

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Needs Hamm but great nonetheless 

8 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

 

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Is that a young Jerry Jones?

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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If I were AD at Texas

HC - Earl Campbell

QB - James Street

RB - Walter Payton

WR - Jerry Rice

OL - Bobby Wuensh

DL - Colton Vasek

LB - Tommy Nobis

DB - Greg Swindell

16 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Greg McElroy was on the ticket in Dallas discussing it.  It's was apparently a no-no for ball carriers to wear sleeves in his day because it makes ball security more difficult.  There may be some merit to that but I'd guess it's negligible.    

Receivers in the Jimbo Fisher offense are only there to block, so….

12 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

If I were AD at Texas

HC - Earl Campbell

QB - James Street

RB - Walter Payton

WR - Jerry Rice

OL - Bobby Wuensh

DL - Colton Vasek

LB - Tommy Nobis

DB - Greg Swindell

Well, a few of those coaches you wont have to pay very much.  I know somebody will be ecstatic on the savings! 

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In all fairness, Davey and Jeff and those other profs in the meat dept at aggy are pretty damn good at what they do. Camp Brisket and BBQ summer camp were fucking great

8 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Even the elements of nature conspire against aggy

They have a lot of experience with things collapsing. You'd think they'd have been better prepared.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

They have a lot of experience with things collapsing. You'd think they'd have been better prepared.

Plus based on their engineering and the lack of structural integrity they probably were able to save some $'s on the explosives.

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Plus based on their engineering and the lack of structural integrity they probably were able to save some $'s on the explosives.

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Like a pimp watching over his 11 bitches. I'm guessing everyone of those ladies (including blazer boy) have eaten his ass within the last month. The bar is about as low as you can get, but this guy might be my favorite ag strolling the planet these days. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm guessing everyone of those ladies (including blazer boy) have eaten his ass within the last month.

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WTF?

They actually tailgate at their “competition”? 
What’s on the menu?

🤣


I imagine him sitting in his padded room waiting for the orderly to bring him another cup of pills

Where can one get the cup of pills, without the padded room? Asking for a friend.

Where is Doctor of Neighborhood when you need him?
20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

WTF?

They actually tailgate at their “competition”? 
What’s on the menu?

🤣

Chicken

12 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

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“Girl” to the immediate left of middle dude is clearly Haynes King in a wig. 

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18 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

“Girl” to the immediate left of middle dude is clearly Haynes King in a wig. 

You're not wrong

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On 11/14/2022 at 1:38 PM, Kwix said:

That's not how this works.  Just say it wrong enough times and it becomes right.  Literally nobody understands this.

So, like saying 'verse' when you really mean 'versus'? Like 'Texas verse OU'. I heard this for the first time just in the last 2-3 years. Now I hear it all the time. English, motherfuckers. Do you speak it?

On 11/14/2022 at 12:38 PM, Kwix said:

That's not how this works.  Just say it wrong enough times and it becomes right.  Literally nobody understands this.

 

4 minutes ago, wood said:

So, like saying 'verse' when you really mean 'versus'? Like 'Texas verse OU'. I heard this for the first time just in the last 2-3 years. Now I hear it all the time. English, motherfuckers. Do you speak it?

Like using the word less when fewer is correct.

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23 hours ago, Mittens said:

No CR, but this is a beautiful double dip:

 

The "Let me tell you a story about a man named Jimbo, reminded me of this. Just replace Jed with Jim, and California with College Station ...

 

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1 hour ago, Rudiger said:

“Girl” to the immediate left of middle dude is clearly Haynes King in a wig. 

Looks like the "best" meat judgers are girls....they know a good piece of meat when they see it.

Poor girls probably can't find any in CS. 

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Looks like the "best" meat judgers are girls....they know a good piece of meat when they see it.

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There's a reason they positioned this guy directly behind the trophy.  He was obviously the national championship MVP.  His phone has been probably ringing off the hook with NIL deals.

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Like a pimp watching over his 11 bitches. I'm guessing everyone of those ladies (including blazer boy) have eaten his ass within the last month. The bar is about as low as you can get, but this guy might be my favorite ag strolling the planet these days. 

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If you’re in your 20s and have the haircut of a late 40s Baptist church deacon, circa 1983, you can only attend aggy.

I’ll bet this guy wears pleated khakis on the weekend.

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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There's a reason they positioned this guy directly behind the trophy.  He was obviously the national championship MVP.  His phone has been probably ringing off the hook with NIL deals.

Pos rep simply for the new avatar. 

Are we sure they won for judging, or were they the blue ribbon heifers being judged? 

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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holy shit i guffawed at this.  idiot!

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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There's a reason they positioned this guy directly behind the trophy.  He was obviously the national championship MVP.  His phone has been probably ringing off the hook with NIL deals.

Tyson, Sheplers, Allsups, and FarmersOnly.com cant wait to snag him

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