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4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

2nd woman from the right appears 98% mongoloid.

Sweater-hitters however, are on point

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The aggy statue is proof of that 

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that plaque looks like an afterthought.

oh, shit.. we have a plaque. Where should we put it? i guess here could work. anyone got any double stick tape?

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What does the plaque say?

I'm sure it's something about the mean old sips.

2nd woman from the right appears 98% mongoloid.

Nope. Worse. She’s 100% aggy

Yea....secrant...

I will say this about Texas A&M fans

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They're the nerdiest fanbase I've ever met, but very loyal. I've never met an A&M fan with bad character.

I'm feeling this type of way because my Master Chief just retired today. He never went to A&M, but is the biggest Aggie fan I've ever met. He's a great man and y'all have a spot in my heart because of him.

We had base awards a few weeks back and the Navy stole the show. Jimbo was the guest speaker and my MC was acting like a 5 year old around him IconLOL.gif
 
Cough, cough.....
13 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Sweater-hitters however, are on point

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On 3/10/2023 at 11:59 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

2nd woman from the right appears 98% mongoloid.

She looks like something from the Radical Larry family photo.

Bitch probably can’t even vibrate through walls

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At Rodeo Houston yesterday.  I was walking by the ramps going up and into NRG and multiple occasions I could hear some aggy loudly rap his ring in the rhythm of hullabaloo-kaneck-kaneck on to the steel handrails and all of the other mouth-breather troglodyte aggy would respond with a “whoop.”

 

Good grief what a bunch of clowns.   Put a cover on it, would you? 

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Probably just trying to knock the shit off his ring after having his finger up his ass.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Errbody against aggy

 

Embarras?  Yes, it’s all a plot to embarras you.  We wait and wait, but you never seem to embarras yourselves enough to satisfy us.

I love how random people seeing that aggy post are baffled by "sip". They can join the club

13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I’d be embarrassed if I couldn’t spell. 

* everybody

8 hours ago, Deej said:

Probably just trying to knock the shit off his ring after having his finger up his ass.

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What does the plaque say?
I'm sure it's something about the mean old sips.

“I’m with stupid”.
Good grief what a bunch of clowns.   Put a cover on it, would you? 


We’re not lucky enough for that to happen. Because if it did, there’d be less of them. Ain’t happening man.

Lol, "sip show"...more comedic gold for MBG, @BoardGeniuses. That sub to TexAgs provides all the daily fodder needed. Pooooooor aggy

 

I did not realize that was a statue to their fight song.  Or is it their anthem?  Who the fuck cares?    The chick in the dress looks like a Farmer's Only dot com date that got no showed.  

14 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I did not realize that was a statue to their fight song.  Or is it their anthem?  Who the fuck cares?    The chick in the dress looks like a Farmer's Only dot com date that got no showed.  

Look at how amazing our traditions are, our songs even have statues! The self perpetuating echo chamber gains another brick in the wall. 

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Lol, "sip show"...more comedic gold for MBG, @BoardGeniuses. That sub to TexAgs provides all the daily fodder needed. Pooooooor aggy

 

I guess that stupid bitch doesn't consider allowing them to duck us or any serious competition in bowl games to be "putting weight behind A&M."

 

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Aggy whining incessantly about their seed and speculating as to why...

I'm going to let you in on what should not be a surprise to you: 

People don't like you. Period. They don't like you because you're weird. They don't like you because of (and this is a partial list):

Yell leaders yell practice the corps 12th man myth the band Sully the rings the ring dunking reveille Northgate the chicken not allowed to walk on the grass jizz jars bonfire cups t-shirts SEC stickers maroon trucks maroon cars maroon whataburger roofs fake lost fan stories standing all game squeezing humping hissing  kissing 

 

These things are not cool, or clever, or unique. They're stupid. 

7 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Lol, "sip show"...more comedic gold for MBG, @BoardGeniuses. That sub to TexAgs provides all the daily fodder needed. Pooooooor aggy

 

Hey…..aggy could have nipped it in the bud and not voted Horns in….Barney!  Only 89 more years left in y’all’s decision!

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

These things are not cool, or clever, or unique. They're stupid.

Well, I was going thru that long list….thinking….what about stupid….then finished reading it out….bingo…very last word….you nailed it!

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7 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Lol, "sip show"...more comedic gold for MBG, @BoardGeniuses. That sub to TexAgs provides all the daily fodder needed. Pooooooor aggy

 

Ha! There’s a reason that even their school color is a euphemism for stupid!🤣

 

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An English friend who is totally unaware of the joke that is aggy cultism just sent me this meme…

 

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On 3/10/2023 at 11:59 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

2nd woman from the right appears 98% mongoloid.

I think the average aggy is technically 94% mongoloid, but that's probably within the margin of error.

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19 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Aggy whining incessantly about their seed and speculating as to why...

I'm going to let you in on what should not be a surprise to you: 

People don't like you. Period. They don't like you because you're weird. They don't like you because of (and this is a partial list):

Yell leaders yell practice the corps 12th man myth the band Sully the rings the ring dunking reveille Northgate the chicken not allowed to walk on the grass jizz jars bonfire cups t-shirts SEC stickers maroon trucks maroon cars maroon whataburger roofs fake lost fan stories standing all game squeezing humping hissing  kissing 

 

These things are not cool, or clever, or unique. They're stupid. 

I agree with everything in this post, except "fake lost fan stories." I actually enjoy those quite a bit.

1 hour ago, ChickenNuggets said:

^ Kinda offensive to mongoloids...

Yes sorry, that was pretty insensitive on my behalf as well...but I am a Surly asshole.

20 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

List Eater deserves an honorable mention.

A whole separate list could be made of one-off stupidity-

List eater, horse manure shoveler, wrong dimensions pool building, dorm sewage free flowing onto golf course,  equine center collapse, cold fusion, alchemy etc etc 

But I was going for things those idiots live, breath and participate in on a regular basis...feel free to add to either category 

37 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A whole separate list could be made of one-off stupidity-

List eater, horse manure shoveler, wrong dimensions pool building, dorm sewage free flowing onto golf course,  equine center collapse, cold fusion, alchemy etc etc 

But I was going for things those idiots live, breath and participate in on a regular basis...feel free to add to either category 

I have a cousin who graduated aggy, and all three of his kids did the same.  His wife never went.   Very seldom have I seen any of them dressed in anything but maroon, white, grey or black, especially the mom.  

49 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A whole separate list could be made of one-off stupidity-

List eater, horse manure shoveler, wrong dimensions pool building, dorm sewage free flowing onto golf course,  equine center collapse, cold fusion, alchemy etc etc 

But I was going for things those idiots live, breath and participate in on a regular basis...feel free to add to either category 

... it's almost like someone should make a website about it.

17 hours ago, Armybrat said:

An English friend who is totally unaware of the joke that is aggy cultism just sent me this meme…

 

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If all male cheerleaders they call milkmen left any doubt, this takes care of it...

aggy is determined to burn everything good in this world to the ground.  Next they will "fix"  spandex and yoga pants.

If ancient aliens built the pyramids overnight, levitating all the stones into place, i wonder what they would charge to come back and levitate collie town and relocate it to Antarctica... or the bottom the Pacific overnight!? 

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33 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I have a cousin who graduated aggy, and all three of his kids did the same.  His wife never went.   Very seldom have I seen any of them dressed in anything but maroon, white, grey or black, especially the mom.  

The only person dumber than aggy is the non-aggy who marries aggy.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

List eater, horse manure shoveler, wrong dimensions pool building, dorm sewage free flowing onto golf course,  equine center collapse, cold fusion, alchemy etc etc 

I had forgotten about the short swimming pool.  That was an absolute classic.  "Sorry, your national record is invalid.  Whoop!"

27 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Next they will "fix"  spandex and yoga pants. 

To be fair, no one wants to see 99% of she-aggy in yoga pants. For that matter, just take a stroll in your neighborhood Walmart and estimate the percentage of women that should be wearing yoga pants vs the actual number that are wearing them. 

On 3/13/2023 at 9:31 AM, DFW Horn said:

Lol, "sip show"...more comedic gold for MBG, @BoardGeniuses. That sub to TexAgs provides all the daily fodder needed. Pooooooor aggy

 

This guy forgot to blame the Longhorn Network.   

1 hour ago, Deej said:

The only person dumber than aggy is the non-aggy who marries aggy.

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2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I have a cousin who graduated aggy, and all three of his kids did the same.  His wife never went.   Very seldom have I seen any of them dressed in anything but maroon, white, grey or black, especially the mom.  

There’s always a cousin. 

36 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

There’s always a cousin. 

Oh fuck, don't get me started on the one who was a twirler for Baylor (no pics).  What's the word for polite arrogance?     

Or the flat earther who is gay, but can't admit it, because it's against god's will.  

I don't go to many family reunions, but do feel obligated to attend a funeral now and again.  

10 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Or the flat earther who is gay, but can't admit it, because it's against god's will.  

So you know he's gay from personal experience?

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