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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That is one creepy looking photo. Yes, it would have made a great insane asylum. 

Would have?

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2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That is one creepy looking photo. Yes, it would have made a great insane asylum. 

Kind of looks like Norman Bate’s home in Psycho.  

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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Narrator-Texas beat the " only team in the tournament that could beat aggy"

The only team that had the opportunity to beat aggy.

9 hours ago, DFW Horn said:
The Texas Quote of the Day (original spelling etc.. preserved):
"Ma I am sorry to say that this school is going down faster than I ever saw ... I would not have said this but I overheard two professors talking about it yesterday. They said in two more years that it would not be worth sending to. They are not managing it rite but I think it will last long enough for me to graduate ... that is, I hope so."
- Texas A&M student Lucious Holman in a letter to his mother, 1888. Fortunately, both he and the professors were wrong, as we now know. (Source: Traces of Texas)
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Actually, they were right. It's not worth sending to.

Yeah but the original statement implied that it was worth it in some point in history and we all know that to be incorrect.

I'd laugh harder at aggy's predicament if our offense was consistently good.

 

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I have zero problem laughing at aggy at all times. Zero.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

I'd laugh harder at aggy's predicament if our offense was consistently good.

 

Lol, beat me to it,  but man this is going to be entertaining while it lasts.

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19 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lol, beat me to it,  but man this is going to be entertaining while it lasts.

Yeah, I don't see these two super-egos getting along too well.

Especially with Dimbo's propensity to pass the buck. At least he'll have a scapegoat now.

54 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Yeah, I don't see these two super-egos getting along too well.

Especially with Dimbo's propensity to pass the buck. At least he'll have a scapegoat now.

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4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

I'd laugh harder at aggy's predicament if our offense was consistently good.

 

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“I mean, we’ll go through that as we go,” Fisher stammered and stalled

This is how Jimbo talks all the time.

41 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This is how Jimbo talks all the time.

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Jimbo Fisher: voice of Boomhauer, but body of Cotton Hill.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

This is how Jimbo talks all the time.

So…Jimbo jabber.  Fast, senseless talk.  Yep…that’s Jimbo talk.

This is a recipe for a spectacular disaster...they couldn't have paired up 2 more volatile assholes if that was the goal. Jimbos already pissed because they are taking away (or are trying to take away) his authority over the offense.  Highly unlikely Petrino came without being promised that authority...

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16 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This is a recipe for a spectacular disaster...they couldn't have paired up 2 more volatile assholes if that was the goal. Jimbos already pissed because they are taking away (or are trying to take away) his authority over the offense.  Highly unlikely Petrino came without being promised that authority...

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only 2?

they have put together a collection of assholes unseen in generations.

  • Jimbo, who has a ton of known issues.
  • DJ Durkin, who has all his known issues.
  • Bobby Petrino, who has all his known issues.
  • Steve Addazio, in addition to being an asshole he is borderline racist. also he quit on his CSU team. he is also a not good OL coach.
  • Dameyune Craig, who somehow can coach all the positions and none of the positions all at once.

if you want a real laugh, they do not currently have a QB coach per their website. Petrino is just the OC. they hired Marquel Blackwell but still don't have a picture of him for the website, because why would they want that?

their website has more coaches with out twitter handles (6) as they do with them (5)

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1 hour ago, NoName said:

their website has more coaches with out twitter handles (6) as they do without them (5)

Anybody know what base language I drop this into in Google translate?

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Let's take a look at how aggy spring ball is going for Dumbo and company

 

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Sounds like a solid locker room to start with

He may have just wanted to go smoke some pot in the locker room in peace. I wouldn’t read too much into it

15 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Anybody know what base language I drop this into in Google translate?

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what a mistake lol

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Kyle found one….. 103 years old! Lmao

13 hours ago, Updawg said:

Sounds like a solid locker room to start with

He may have just wanted to go smoke some pot in the locker room in peace. I wouldn’t read too much into it

National. Championship. Practices.

Jimbo knows how to win a natty.

I feel sorry for the aggies. They pump so many resources and so much hope into their program and just get shite on every year in every sport. The have every advantage and tons of support but their is a level of underlying loser that they just can't shake. 

Aggie is a middle of the road program at best. They have been pretending to be a top tier program since they came over to the SEC but everyone can see what frauds they are by now. Really sad that their conference jump will end up meaning nothing with their big bro coming over to push their face in the mud again.”

Thx secrant…..we already knew this.

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I feel sorry for the aggies. They pump so many resources and so much hope into their program and just get shite on every year in every sport. The have every advantage and tons of support but their is a level of underlying loser that they just can't shake. 

Aggie is a middle of the road program at best. They have been pretending to be a top tier program since they came over to the SEC but everyone can see what frauds they are by now. Really sad that their conference jump will end up meaning nothing with their big bro coming over to push their face in the mud again.”

Thx secrant…..we already knew this.

Don't be so hard on the S!E!C! gumps. It only took them 12 years to figure this out.

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That’s great. The 100 year decision ended up lasting 12. Hadn’t occurred to me. Perfect.

9 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

That’s great. The 100 year decision ended up lasting 12. Hadn’t occurred to me. Perfect.

Kinda like a certain 1,000 year “decision” that also lasted only 12 years.

Really, really surprised the gomers have not tried to invent maroon water yet.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Kinda like a certain 1,000 year “decision” that also lasted only 12 years.

Beat me to it; perfect. 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Kinda like a certain 1,000 year “decision” that also lasted only 12 years.

 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Beat me to it; perfect. 

I was not expecting Godwin's Law to make an appearance in this thread today. Now I'm wondering how often it happens on this thread. 1062 pages, we could be looking at 50+ instances easily.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I was not expecting Godwin's Law to make an appearance in this thread today. Now I'm wondering how often it happens on this thread. 1062 pages, we could be looking at 50+ instances easily.

I’ll take the over.

At the baseball game, but this is going to be used for years.

 

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13 minutes ago, Mittens said:

At the baseball game, but this is going to be used for years.

 

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WTF is that starving/dying thing on the left?

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

WTF is that starving/dying thing on the left?

Their OLine class

3 hours ago, Mittens said:

At the baseball game, but this is going to be used for years.

 

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What a pathetic cuck. 

3 hours ago, Mittens said:

At the baseball game, but this is going to be used for years.

 

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Now there’s a loser!

Some more pathetic shit I saw on fb today from the baseball game 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Some more pathetic shit I saw on fb today from the baseball game 

 

 

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Pendejos can’t even find a real Longhorn to saw the horns off.   Probably some made in China piece of crap.    

23 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Some more pathetic shit I saw on fb today from the baseball game 

 

 

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That’s some stupid looking shit. 

37 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Some more pathetic shit I saw on fb today from the baseball game 

 

 

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That is beyond obsessed, just pathetic beyond words...

Once again, aggy failed to suck the "cock of opportunity". 👎

 

8 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Some more pathetic shit I saw on fb today from the baseball game 

 

 

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Let me guess...Loupot's @ Northgate?

Do college students even purchase textbooks these days?

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