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2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

How pathetic and stupid do you have to be to buy this shit?

Seriously?

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32 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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He's back?

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2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Dear Texas A&M University and the fans of its athletic programs,

I am writing this message to express my sincere apologies for the numerous rude posts I have made about your university's athletic programs. I realize that my behavior was immature and disrespectful, and I want to take full responsibility for my actions.

I understand that being a sports fan is a passionate experience, but I now realize that it should not come at the expense of being rude or disrespectful towards others. I am truly sorry for any hurt or offense I may have caused to the Texas A&M community through my posts.

Moving forward, I promise to do better and be a more mature sports fan. I will strive to show more respect towards Texas A&M and its fans, regardless of any team rivalries or past disagreements. I understand that being a sports fan is about enjoying the game and supporting your team, not attacking others.

Once again, I am truly sorry for any harm I have caused with the post below, and I hope that this apology can be a step towards repairing any damage that I have caused. Thank you for your understanding and forgiveness.

Sincerely, TreatyOak/Chat GPT

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Wtf is this shit?

8 hours ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

I was living in The Woodlands when that happened.  Youngest graduated from there.  Openly pull against Wisconsin for them being bitches. Wisconsin could have named a price and TW probably would have paid.  Oh well.

In 2007 Washington State threatened to sue and forced Abilene Cooper to change their mascot logo because they were too similar.

5 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I'm here.

 

Not the real Randolph Duke as the post is missing about 10,000 words to meet his minimum post size.

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

In 2007 Washington State threatened to sue and forced Abilene Cooper to change their mascot logo because they were too similar.

Schulenburg got threaded by whoever owned it then evidently back in like 98 because they used the Superman S.  They had to change it. 

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

Not the real Randolph Duke as the post is missing about 10,000 words to meet his minimum post size.

He’s still re-learning how to type after the stroke. 😉

Standing at the right is the prodigal son's older brother, who crosses his hands in judgment; in the parable he objects to the father's compassion for the sinful son:

But he answered his father, "Behold, these many years I have served you, and I never disobeyed a commandment of yours, but you never gave me a goat, that I might celebrate with my friends. But when this, your son, came, who has devoured your living with prostitutes, you killed the fattened calf for him."
—Luke 15:29–30

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Even soccer people are clowning on em 

 

 

 

Taylor Twellman is a soccer legend in the U.S. Seeing him roast aggy is the cherry on top. 

6 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

RD seems…. Different 

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Shock treatment and several months in the hole at the nuthouse have been known to change a man. 

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10 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Even soccer people are clowning on em 

 

 

 

Every other team: tennis ball drills

 

Aggy: nope- rugby balls

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They like big balls. Probably a factor of not having balls themselves. 

16 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I'm here.

 

Good to see you back (really). Glad the treatments went well. 
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1 hour ago, Deej said:

They like big balls. Probably a factor of not having balls themselves. 

Well yea, they’ve loved the systemic teabagging administered by Saban for the past 12 years.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Well yea, they’ve loved the systemic teabagging administered by Saban for the past 12 years.

I believe this is the commemorative nut sack. 

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RD seems…. Different 
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“….or just Randolph duder if you’re into the whole brevity thing”
17 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Even soccer people are clowning on em 

 

 

 

Throwing that ball with about the same force I threw to my oldest back when he was 5. 

Kam Dewberry is a guy being a dude once again and was back with the ones according to Corch. 

Sounds like he learned a hard lesson. I'm sure it will never happen again. 

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Taylor Twellman is a soccer legend in the U.S.

for the benefit of anyone that doesn't know futbol, twellman is 2nd only to colbi jones on the all-time most-over-hyped least-production-per-number-of-undeserved-caps in US National Team History

20 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf is this shit?

If you're an Old, it's hard to understand. 

 

23 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I'm here.

 

I gave the rage rep so you could hit for the rep cycle.  You're welcome.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

If you're an Old, it's hard to understand. 

 

I understand WHAT it is. I don't get why anyone would waste AI electrons on an apology to aggy.

10 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Every other team: tennis ball drills

 

Aggy: nope- rugby balls

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If that doesn't work next year it will be beach balls.

No green grass to be seen, so somewhat accurate.

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I understand WHAT it is. I don't get why anyone would waste AI electrons on an apology to aggy.

Well said. I was actually making fun of myself since at 63, I'm one of the oldest people on this site. 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Hearing aggy talk about being an athletic blueblood program, you'd think their trophy room looks like this

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Glory hole champions 146 years running.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Well said. I was actually making fun of myself since at 63, I'm one of the oldest people on this site. 

Snort

got ya by 2

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Well said. I was actually making fun of myself since at 63, I'm one of the oldest people on this site. 

 

38 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Snort

got ya by 2

Son?

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Well said. I was actually making fun of myself since at 63, I'm one of the oldest people on this site. 

 

1 hour ago, TexasTroll said:

Snort

got ya by 2

I've got him by 3...

24 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

I've got him by 3...

Grandad???

On 3/29/2023 at 8:54 PM, TexasMan said:

Even soccer people are clowning on em 

 

 

 

 

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Y’all poke fun at a septuagenarian like me, but I ‘m not the oldest fart on Surly by a long shot. There is at least one octogenarian (and some other septuas) here, but he’s a lot smarter than me and has kept his mouth shut about his “seniority”.  

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