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5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Holy fuck. The one on the right looks like he's wearing another person's face over theirs. That's creepy as fuck. Imagine looking at yourself in the mirror every day and seeing how you're just an imposter failing to look human. 

Has Reddit outed these guys yet?  Not good for them. That is a super clear picture.  Semi-rhetorical question, as I’m sure they have been doxed since it’s been almost a day. 

Hold on a second- I've been told (by aggy) that aggy is the classiest fan base in this here US of A. 

You should see all my aggy friends on Facebook who are apologizing for these idiots. They are almost cult like with their spin too. It’s like a secret memo gets dispatched with talking points whenever aggy fucks up or it’s time to lob shit at us.

You should see all my aggy friends on Facebook who are apologizing for these idiots. They are almost cult like with their spin too. It’s like a secret memo gets dispatched with talking points whenever aggy fucks up or it’s time to lob shit at us.

2 mentions from what I’ve seen on insta and FB. Both were not happy.
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24 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

all my aggy friends on Facebook

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5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Schlosh interview last night after the game, he told them to not come back. He was upset, and good for him. Denounce the trash fans and shame them from this type of bs. 

Coach Douchenozzle doesn't want fans publicly yelling shit about his personal misdeeds.  Those two jack wagons have no self awareness, or they would realize their coach has had some significant issues as well.  Glass houses and such...

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Coach Douchenozzle doesn't want fans publicly yelling shit about his personal misdeeds.  Those two jack wagons have no self awareness, or they would realize their coach has had some significant issues as well.  Glass houses and such...

Sure, a lot of people do. But don’t look in to that so much. He was simply calling out losers. That wasn’t an “oh shit, my demons” moment if you listened to the interview.

According to half of TexAgs, it was a ‘false flag’ scam.  Like most of their ‘championship’ banners.  

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8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Hold on a second- I've been told (by aggy) that aggy is the classiest fan base in this here US of A. 

It is interesting. They’re always said to be the best fanbase in America. The people who always say it: aggies. 

Nebraska was always the best fanbase in America. After we kicked their asses a few times, they were dicks to us. Then they started losing a lot and no one even talks about them anymore. 

I have never heard of aggies called a great fanbase by anyone other than themselves. That’s why they write all the fan fiction for Texags. Their fans are bizarre assholes. 

Did you hear the one about the multi-generational Aggie Legacies that bought tickets to Omaha, Hotels in Omaha, to watch their favorite team.  And were too fucking stupid to not get kicked out of a great father and son weekend watching the team with the very, very best fans in the world? Before the end of the second inning of the first game!

These fucking Aggie jokes write themselves!  And that's why no matter what, no matter how much time passes, no matter how much money is spent to try to instill Aggie greatness, these real life repetitive episodes of incredible Aggie stupidity will never, ever, ever be eclipsed.

Because no amount of money can eclipse the fact that a lot of Aggies are fucking stupid as shit, and they have degrees from A&M.... You just can't fix stupid...

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19 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Mr. Strait knows aggy money is green, too. My guess is the acoustics at Pyle are sub-par.

Does anyone know somebody who attended the show?

Yes, they said it was an attendance record. The show was fun and expensive. Apparently it was pretty crazy getting in/out and buying beer as you’d expect. Some of my in laws are aggys.

At the breakfast table over the weekend I said, “of course the concert was an attendance record, there’s nothing else worth watching in that stadium.”

1 hour ago, horn4life said:

Did you hear the one about the multi-generational Aggie Legacies that bought tickets to Omaha, Hotels in Omaha, to watch their favorite team.  And were too fucking stupid to not get kicked out of a great father and son weekend watching the team with the very, very best fans in the world? Before the end of the second inning of the first game!

These fucking Aggie jokes write themselves!  And that's why no matter what, no matter how much time passes, no matter how much money is spent to try to instill Aggie greatness, these real life repetitive episodes of incredible Aggie stupidity will never, ever, ever be eclipsed.

Because no amount of money can eclipse the fact that a lot of Aggies are fucking stupid as shit, and they have degrees from A&M.... You just can't fix stupid...

Hopefully, they decide to build the bonfire this year. They’re geniuses. 

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

At the breakfast table over the weekend I said, “of course the concert was an attendance record, there’s nothing else worth watching in that stadium.”

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1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

At the breakfast table over the weekend I said, “of course the concert was an attendance record, there’s nothing else worth watching in that stadium.”

Mutton Bustin Nuttin' World Championships  this summer will crush those numbers. 

12 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:


You should see all my aggy friends on Facebook who are apologizing for these idiots. They are almost cult like with their spin too. It’s like a secret memo gets dispatched with talking points whenever aggy fucks up or it’s time to lob shit at us.

At least a few ag posters over on SECRant are blaming the owner of a bar near the stadium that supposedly served those two clowns jello shots during the rain delay, thereby getting them so liquored up that they went off the rails. 

Yeah, that's it!  It's the bar owner's fault!  He held a gun to their head and made them take all those jello shots! 

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aggy never lies, cheats, or steals...or takes responsibility for their behavior.

20 hours ago, Matuka said:

Thread has everything: excusing the behavior because they want to win, excusing the behavior because everyone does it and of course the good ol’ conspiracy theory that the perps were sips in disguise.

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3467324/1#discussion
 

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It wasn't that these good Ags were talking shit about a tragic event,  the people who reported the incident made that up, the cops who threw them out assumed that was what happened without asking around, and the social media account of the local police went along with it because they were all part of the BOMC?  The other explanation seems more plausible that these guys are dirt bags and should be shunned by all parties. 

pork chop story? This is without a doubt a died to the wool aggy

 

 

I for one know dozens of UT fans who are likely to attend games in Omaha after our team failed to advance past regionals, dress in A&M gear, and heckle the Florida dugout.  Duh.

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I for one know dozens of UT fans who are likely to attend games in Omaha after our team failed to advance past regionals, dress in A&M gear, and heckle the Florida dugout.  Duh.

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Doubling down and arguing with the MBG account-- that should go really well for that ag.

 

 

28 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

King Of The Hill No GIF

35 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

No fucking way this sentiment could be real

 

Id accept flat earth theory more readily than this bullshit

10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Their fans are bizarre assholes. 

 

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1 hour ago, Dewey said:

... died to the wool aggy

 

 

 

New motto?

Is that bs about the George Strait crowd at Pyle real? How was fucking Woodstock not bigger than that?

32 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Is that bs about the George Strait crowd at Pyle real? How was fucking Woodstock not bigger than that?

It's being billed as the "largest ticketed show in the US".  Woodstock was 4X-5X that amount, but maybe they weren't "ticketed"?

Typical Aggie bullshit.  Rock In Rio routinely doubles that attendance.  

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I for one know dozens of UT fans who are likely to attend games in Omaha after our team failed to advance past regionals, dress in A&M gear, and heckle the Florida dugout.  Duh.

I know the two guys, they are longhorns.  I will only discuss in SSS or PMs. 

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

For anyone doubting that the extent of aggy delusion and rationalization has any limit whatsoever . . .

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Gotta love the effort and it *is* funny, but I cannot let slide the reference to making "assess" of themselves.  

That quality LSU "edumacation" comes shining through . . .

It's being billed as the "largest ticketed show in the US".  Woodstock was 4X-5X that amount, but maybe they weren't "ticketed"?
Typical Aggie bullshit.  Rock In Rio routinely doubles that attendance.  

Simon and Garfunkel 500k in Central Park?

fwiw 41k upvotes puts this post in the top 10 most popular of the day

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18 hours ago, markstanco said:

Has Reddit outed these guys yet?  Not good for them. That is a super clear picture.  Semi-rhetorical question, as I’m sure they have been doxed since it’s been almost a day. 

a warning about doxxing is pinned at the top of r/aggies so I assume more than 1 post has been deleted in the thread on r/aggies

24 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Simon and Garfunkel 500k in Central Park?

That's exactly what I came here to post.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Concert_in_Central_Park

In 1986, Houston had 1.3 million people attend a concert by Jean Michel Jarre.  The concert took place in the shadow of the deaths of the seven astronauts who had exploded along with the Challenger space shuttle, one of them, Ron McNair, a friend of Jarre’s.

https://www.jeanmicheljarre.com/live/houston-a-city-in-concert

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

That's exactly what I came here to post.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Concert_in_Central_Park

In 1986, Houston had 1.3 million people attend a concert by Jean Michel Jarre.  The concert took place in the shadow of the deaths of the seven astronauts who had exploded along with the Challenger space shuttle, one of them, Ron McNair, a friend of Jarre’s.

https://www.jeanmicheljarre.com/live/houston-a-city-in-concert

*ticketed

Pretty sure there was plenty of room in the aggy hall of champions.

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36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Their graphics person NIL over from Okie State? 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

fwiw 41k upvotes puts this post in the top 10 most popular of the day

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a warning about doxxing is pinned at the top of r/aggies so I assume more than 1 post has been deleted in the thread on r/aggies

The VERY NEXT thread below the omaha aggy guys:

 

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How to make girl friends?

 

I'm an upcoming junior and I have very few girl friends, none of whom I am super close to, and when I try to grow the friendship, it just doesn't work out and get much deeper. I want to make more girl friends but I don't know how. I'm in a STEM major and one that is SUPER male dominated. I thought that would mean the few girls in the major would uplift and support each other, but I've found that the girls just aren't girl's girls. I barely have time for orgs because of what I'm studying, much less a sorority or frat. I'm also a POC woman if that means anything.

Most of the people I'm close with are guys, and they're great and I love them, but it's not the same as having girl friends. The friendship they have with each other is different than the friendship they have with me, and I really crave the feeling of being close to other girls.

I've been feeling so awful about it lately I even tried bumble for friends, and got ghosted after hanging out with someone😭 My bf said I should try a social hobby, but I can't think of any I could pursue at least in the summer. Maybe I'm literally incapable of making girl friends, but I'm SO open to suggestions because I never want to stop trying! Any advice is appreciated 💞

 

10 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Yeah, Texas was probably not even in the top 5 teams that season, as evidenced by the results on the field.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

And not a single one of those guys would be welcome at a typical aggy gathering.

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By appearances, it would seem the championship cricket team is based at A&M-Quatar?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Pretty sure there was plenty of room in the aggy hall of champions.

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Those khakis aren't ironed to the corps standards.  But at least he removed his hat in the whatever the F hall that is in.

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