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TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG.  I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.

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8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG.  I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.

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Bowling Green good, Michigan bad.

aggy logic and hive mind

4 hours ago, Mittens said:

It was at least a defensable position at the time of the Tweet. 

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It was at least a defensable position at the time of the Tweet. 

“Undeniable truth” is pretty hard to defend in any future-looking context. And I’m not entirely sure what put A&M ahead even looking backwards. 

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My aggy super fan friend dug my grave and tried burying me alive back in 2017 proclaiming Texas was done and would never come back.

He no longer responds to football texts hahahahahah.

We really need to win the SEC this year more than any future year.

TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG.  I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.
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It’s gonna be hilarious when piggy beats aggy in Arlington next Saturday
53 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG.  I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.

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You have 5 of these shitty teams on the schedule Snakey gifted you, stoopid sip. 

It was at least a defensable position at the time of the Tweet. 

defensable???

Better consult your Strunk & White there, Professor Pedant.
36 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

“Undeniable truth” is pretty hard to defend in any future-looking context. And I’m not entirely sure what put A&M ahead even looking backwards. 

Ok, fair. I was more going from the angle that we had not shown any improvement yet.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Ok, fair. I was more going from the angle that we had not shown any improvement yet.

Oh, yeah, from that angle, no doubt. There was a lot of “seven win Steve” around here in the not very distant past. 

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A true red ass posted about how he likes The Elk and the accountability he brings. Another poster down the thread:

 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG.  I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.

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So aggy goes 4-4 in the SEC every year.

They're saying if Bowling Green was exchanged for aggy, they'd do the same, if not better.

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

You have 5 of these shitty teams on the schedule Snakey gifted you, stoopid sip. 

That might not be coincidence.  If Texas beats them, it’ll be because they are “a bad team that could get handled by Bowling fucking Green.” 
These losers aren’t gonna stop twisting things in their head to convince themselves that Texas is overrated and aggy is underrated until Texas puts a boot up their ass. 
 

Crap they are insufferable.  

16 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

That might not be coincidence.  If Texas beats them, it’ll be because they are “a bad team that could get handled by Bowling fucking Green.” 
These losers aren’t gonna stop twisting things in their head to convince themselves that Texas is overrated and aggy is underrated until Texas puts a boot up their ass. 
 

Crap they are insufferable.  

And then they'll blame the refs/SEC instruction to promote Texas for playoff purposes

Were all the Bowling Green fans able to find Kyle Field ok? Did they enjoy their time in aggyland in what was probably their first visit from Kentucky, uh er Ohio , or whichever?

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Another banger from Looch 

 

 

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Update on snap counts and injuries for the maroon clad dipshits:

-TJ Shanahan started at C and took about 20 snaps before suffering some sort of injury that they’re not allowed to disclose but he didn’t return. If he’s really hurt, they are absolutely fucked at C. 

-Moose Muhammad took exactly zero snaps while perfectly healthy on the sidelines. He’s apparently a real piece of work in the locker room or something. 

-The same is true for highly touted 4 and 5 stars from the vaunted 2022 class - Donovan Green (a walk on got some snaps at TE ahead of him), Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy (they need to pass the hat at his dad’s church and see if they can’t buy his fatass some snaps), Jared Kerr, Enai White (they are no longer even listing him as someone with the team but they haven’t said he’s left), and Malik Scylla. Well, Scylla got one snap, which might be worse. It’s like he was accidentally sent in. 

-Shemar Stewart left with a serious shoulder injury and did not return. That’s another big one to watch. 

-Bryce Anderson started and played 21 snaps but left with an injury. 

-Future hall of famers Reuben Fatheree took 20 snaps and Kam Dooooobie Doobie Dewberry logged 16 whopping snaps at G while someone was injured for a couple of drives. 

This is a bad team loaded with no-talent assclowns and they’ve got guys dropping like flies over there. 

38 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Another banger from Looch 

 

 

Aged like milk, woof

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Update on snap counts and injuries for the maroon clad dipshits:

-TJ Shanahan started at C and took about 20 snaps before suffering some sort of injury that they’re not allowed to disclose but he didn’t return. If he’s really hurt, they are absolutely fucked at C. 

-Moose Muhammad took exactly zero snaps while perfectly healthy on the sidelines. He’s apparently a real piece of work in the locker room or something. 

-The same is true for highly touted 4 and 5 stars from the vaunted 2022 class - Donovan Green (a walk on got some snaps at TE ahead of him), Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy (they need to pass the hat at his dad’s church and see if they can’t buy his fatass some snaps), Jared Kerr, Enai White (they are no longer even listing him as someone with the team but they haven’t said he’s left), and Malik Scylla. Well, Scylla got one snap, which might be worse. It’s like he was accidentally sent in. 

-Shemar Stewart left with a serious shoulder injury and did not return. That’s another big one to watch. 

-Bryce Anderson started and played 21 snaps but left with an injury. 

-Future hall of famers Reuben Fatheree took 20 snaps and Kam Dooooobie Doobie Dewberry logged 16 whopping snaps at G while someone was injured for a couple of drives. 

This is a bad team loaded with no-talent assclowns and they’ve got guys dropping like flies over there. 

Sylla is a minor shock because he was a quiet, no drama recruitment and still a high 4-star, which usually means the player is actually good. Especially given how many drama queens were in that class, I thought he'd pan out.

52 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

... Kentucky, uh er Ohio , or whichever?

The line doesn't really exist.  The Cincinnati airport is actually in Kentucky.

On 9/21/2024 at 1:10 PM, DaysOff said:


The Big Ticket for football has been frustrating for students this year. Fastest finger every Wednesday at precisely noon determines your fate. Sucks to finally be dominant, I guess.

My kid missed this week because of a test.  I mean, he did the right thing, but come on.  Change the time.

12 minutes ago, TOR said:

The line doesn't really exist.  The Cincinnati airport is actually in Kentucky.

Actually Cliff, I didn't claim there's a line dividing them. There are cities of that name in both states about 400 miles apart.  The joke is that they are insignificant and who knows where the fuck it is and aggy beat them by 6 at home

Bowling Green good, Michigan bad.
aggy logic and hive mind

STFU you stupid sip. Michigan barely beat a #11 USC. Bowling Green is a juggernaut from a state somewhere in the Midwest that hung with aggy and Penn state!

Which is funny, Penn state is little brother as well in the B10.
1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Another banger from Looch 

 

Does ANYBODY take this assclown seriously?

41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Update on snap counts and injuries for the maroon clad dipshits:

-TJ Shanahan started at C and took about 20 snaps before suffering some sort of injury that they’re not allowed to disclose but he didn’t return. If he’s really hurt, they are absolutely fucked at C. 

-Moose Muhammad took exactly zero snaps while perfectly healthy on the sidelines. He’s apparently a real piece of work in the locker room or something. 

-The same is true for highly touted 4 and 5 stars from the vaunted 2022 class - Donovan Green (a walk on got some snaps at TE ahead of him), Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy (they need to pass the hat at his dad’s church and see if they can’t buy his fatass some snaps), Jared Kerr, Enai White (they are no longer even listing him as someone with the team but they haven’t said he’s left), and Malik Scylla. Well, Scylla got one snap, which might be worse. It’s like he was accidentally sent in. 

-Shemar Stewart left with a serious shoulder injury and did not return. That’s another big one to watch. 

-Bryce Anderson started and played 21 snaps but left with an injury. 

-Future hall of famers Reuben Fatheree took 20 snaps and Kam Dooooobie Doobie Dewberry logged 16 whopping snaps at G while someone was injured for a couple of drives. 

This is a bad team loaded with no-talent assclowns and they’ve got guys dropping like flies over there. 

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On 9/18/2024 at 10:24 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

What in the actual fuck is going on here?  WHO IS IN CHARGE OF QUALITY CONTROL AT THAT SCHOOL?  That never should've made it off the edit room floor!  It doesn't help that the guy in the cowboy hat looks like one of my team members, but that guy lives in KC and is a K State and Notre Dame fan so I know it's not him.  That was fucking fucked up.

I think I made it 10 minutes into that before nah.  1.  Most boring Ted talk I've ever heard, 2.  He openly admits several times that Texas had aggy's best interest at heart and they just could accept that Texas might do the right thing, so they worked to blow up the best move for all of us.  Fuck him, he's aggy and he's a moron.  for the record, I'm not sure I had caught on to the fact that this guy went to aggy before this talk. WTF was Mizzou thinking?

God help us...an embarrassment to the entire state.

It has been long enough that I don't know whether the institutional memory of aggy behavior when we come to town is sufficient to warn Sark/CDC without a little alumni help. Does our AD/team know not to stay anywhere owned by aggy or close to B/CS before this year's game? Does the Surl need to warn them somehow?

12 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It has been long enough that I don't know whether the institutional memory of aggy behavior when we come to town is sufficient to warn Sark/CDC without a little alumni help. Does our AD/team know not to stay anywhere owned by aggy or close to B/CS before this year's game? Does the Surl need to warn them somehow?

Hullabaloo Dinesh Dinesh

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

It has been long enough that I don't know whether the institutional memory of aggy behavior when we come to town is sufficient to warn Sark/CDC without a little alumni help. Does our AD/team know not to stay anywhere owned by aggy or close to B/CS before this year's game? Does the Surl need to warn them somehow?

I'm sure @closetojumping has passed along the word 

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm sure @closetojumping has passed along the word 

Don’t put that shit on me. They have plenty of people around them that have to know what to tell them about that stuff. Surely. 

10 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Another banger from Looch 

 

 

Kinda missed the mark on FSU, Miami, and that little 'ol team from ATX.

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Update on snap counts and injuries for the maroon clad dipshits:

-TJ Shanahan started at C and took about 20 snaps before suffering some sort of injury that they’re not allowed to disclose but he didn’t return. If he’s really hurt, they are absolutely fucked at C. 

-Moose Muhammad took exactly zero snaps while perfectly healthy on the sidelines. He’s apparently a real piece of work in the locker room or something. 

-The same is true for highly touted 4 and 5 stars from the vaunted 2022 class - Donovan Green (a walk on got some snaps at TE ahead of him), Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy (they need to pass the hat at his dad’s church and see if they can’t buy his fatass some snaps), Jared Kerr, Enai White (they are no longer even listing him as someone with the team but they haven’t said he’s left), and Malik Scylla. Well, Scylla got one snap, which might be worse. It’s like he was accidentally sent in. 

-Shemar Stewart left with a serious shoulder injury and did not return. That’s another big one to watch. 

-Bryce Anderson started and played 21 snaps but left with an injury. 

-Future hall of famers Reuben Fatheree took 20 snaps and Kam Dooooobie Doobie Dewberry logged 16 whopping snaps at G while someone was injured for a couple of drives. 

This is a bad team loaded with no-talent assclowns and they’ve got guys dropping like flies over there. 

You just can't expect to go to battle with a juggernaut from the Mid-American Conference (slogan: "it just mids more") without losing 2-3 of your most critical players.

A Lamborghini in College Station would stand out worse than me in the next Magic Mike sequel.

Best part of A&M's situtation is they don't even realize they are in the first stage of their rebuild.  Granted with the portal, rebuilds can be quicker, but they will get worse before they get better and they are looking at 3-4 years to be relatively "good" again.  Does anyone in their right mind feel Collin Klein will be their OC when things turn around? That was a impulse hire at a time there weren't many available choices.  Klein will last through next season before they move on, so I'm thinking year 2 of whomever replaces him is their earliest timeframe.

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Don’t put that shit on me. They have plenty of people around them that have to know what to tell them about that stuff. Surely. 

There was no way to prepare the allied forces in the Pacific in the 1930’s and ‘40s for the dichotomy of the Japanese- at home they would be kind and considerate to a fault, and at war they would kill surrendered prisoners and eat their livers. 
 
Similarly, this staff will just have to learn about Ags for themselves. Luckily, it’s a night game this year, right? So no breakfast denial shenanigans 

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Agreed about Klein. He'll eventually take a better offer somewhere else. Probably won't be around after the next year. If he is, he'll probably leave after 2026.  

Sark coached in the Iron Bowl, a similarly high-tier toxic rivalry. He knows. 

7 minutes ago, statsman said:

There was no way to prepare the allied forces in the Pacific in the 1930’s and ‘40s for the dichotomy of the Japanese- at home they would be kind and considerate to a fault, and at war they would kill surrendered prisoners and eat their livers. 
 
Similarly, this staff will just have to learn about Ags for themselves. Luckily, it’s a night game this year, right? So no breakfast denial shenanigans 

230-7pm window

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

230-7pm window

Thx. Even if it’s 2:30, that’s late enough to overcome hotel jackassery. 
 
Also, Sark is wired different from Mack. When the Ags try to play up the 25th anniversary of the bonfire collapse (I have a 98% expectation that they will), Sark is more likely than past Texas coaches to say, “What does that have to do with me or my team?” And refuse to engage. 

1 minute ago, statsman said:


 Also, Sark is wired different from Mack. When the Ags try to play up the 25th anniversary of the bonfire collapse (I have a 98% expectation that they will), Sark is more likely than past Texas coaches to say, “What does that have to do with me or my team?” And refuse to engage. 

No, I think Sark will likely say something respectful.  But he won't slob aggy's knob over it all week like Mack would have.

2 minutes ago, statsman said:

Thx. Even if it’s 2:30, that’s late enough to overcome hotel jackassery. 
 
Also, Sark is wired different from Mack. When the Ags try to play up the 25th anniversary of the bonfire collapse (I have a 98% expectation that they will), Sark is more likely than past Texas coaches to say, “What does that have to do with me or my team?” And refuse to engage. 

Forgot this was the 25 anniversary of that clusterfuck.  They'll ramp up the jihad 10X. 

30 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Best part of A&M's situtation is they don't even realize they are in the first stage of their rebuild.  Granted with the portal, rebuilds can be quicker, but they will get worse before they get better and they are looking at 3-4 years to be relatively "good" again.  Does anyone in their right mind feel Collin Klein will be their OC when things turn around? That was an impulse hire at a time there weren't many available choices.  Klein will last through next season before they move on, so I'm thinking year 2 of whomever replaces him is their earliest timeframe.

This is where they are incredibly stupid. Whether it was Colin Klein’s Heisman finalist season or the season where he was an actual OC,…….they had a fucking running QB offense!!!

So they hire him and they all decide that they are running a pocket passer offense?

Now after an injury they actually see light when they have a running QB in an offense designed for a running QB.

I can’t fathom why these coaches get millions, the administration hires Klein and all of the sudden they find success with a running QB.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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It is pretty crazy how often they've missed at WR.  We were pretty bummed (at the time) to not get a handful of those guys.

Have any visiting Bowling Green fans posted to TexAgs yet to praise the greatness that is everything aggy?

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