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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Let's get this thread on untracked!

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So in summary... 1) Aggy won't rush well. 2) Taylen Green will go off.  3) Aggy loses the turnover battle.

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

God I would love to hear her say that to me in person. I would kill every one of you and set a church on fire. 

You've spelt "couch" incorrectly.

4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

You've spelt "couch" incorrectly.

Whoops. I'd set fire to all couches and burn down their neighborhood. 

So, what is the deal with Weigman?

Out for some unannounced reason (injury, misbehavior)?

On second team, but competing to play again?

Relegated for good?

Looking to transfer?

Some combination?

2 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, what is the deal with Weigman?

Out for some unannounced reason (injury, misbehavior)?

On second team, but competing to play again?

Relegated for good?

Looking to transfer?

Some combination?

Nah bruh, he’s resting up for his heisman campaign 

21 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Nah bruh, he’s resting up for his heisman campaign 

At another school.

29 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, what is the deal with Weigman?

Out for some unannounced reason (injury, misbehavior)?

On second team, but competing to play again?

Relegated for good?

Looking to transfer?

Some combination?

They can’t tell us because HIPAA, but …

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Magic broke his brain.

The bullshit I am hearing from my ex-wives brothers uncle is that Weigmans daddy does not like Collin Klines QB run calls. I suppose he thinks it’s jeopardizing his son’s NFL career. lol. I guess smoking so much pot made his bones brittle or something. 

Klines ran half of the time as a QB himself…..that’s his strategy…..don’t see that changing.

1 hour ago, VoteforHank said:

The bullshit I am hearing from my ex-wives brothers uncle is that Weigmans daddy does not like Collin Klines QB run calls. I suppose he thinks it’s jeopardizing his son’s NFL career. lol. I guess smoking so much pot made his bones brittle or something. 

Thank you, Simone. 

Let's get this thread on untracked!
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Three reasons Texas A&M football takes out Arkansas in Jerryworld to move to 4-1 on the season
Last week’s performance for Texas A&M football was less than satisfactory, to say the least, in the minds of fans. Struggling with a team like Bowling Green, no matter how veteran of a squad they are, will always chafe at the sensibilities of the fans of a major program.

Of course, a win is a win. It wasn’t always fun to watch, but the Aggies emerged on the right side of the game; the difference between a learning experience and an embarrassment.
Now, though, they must once more rise to the occasion. The Aggies are 1-0 in the SEC after vanquishing Florida, but the Gators seem like they’re possibly even less of a challenge than Bowling Green at this point.
But this is Texas A&M and Arkansas, a series that, over the past twelve years, has seen the Hogs snatch defeat from the jaws of victory several different times. Here are three reasons the Aggies continue this dominant run against the Hogs.

Three reasons Texas A&M football defeats the Hogs: Arkansas’s run defense is fool’s gold
After breaking down the numbers, the strength of Arkansas’s defense may not be that much of a strength at all. The Razorbacks have put up some impressive numbers on first glance, but I’m not sure they hold up in the final analysis.
The Hogs have held three of their four opponents under 3.5 YPC, which is a pretty dominant showing, including holding UAPB to 0.3 YPC. However, in their most recent matchup, they allowed 5.6 YPC to Auburn, which got my gears turning.

The Tigers have padded their rushing statistics with nearly 10 YPC against Alabama A&M and 6.7 YPC against New Mexico; however, they were held to 4 YPC against California; which, on a sack-adjusted basis, is similar to the number that the Bears allowed to San Diego State.
I know it’s about matchups and the transitive property can be flawed, but the eye test, as well as some of these comparisons, tell me that the Arkansas run defense may have more issues than it may appear on first blush. If I’m right, then it could be another big day on the ground for the Agiges.  
Three reasons Texas A&M football defeats the Hogs: Taylen Green will crumble against Aggie defense
Green has been the toast of the town up in Fayetteville. Thanks to the dynamic pairing of he and Bobby Petrino, the Hogs have put up some huge offensive numbers, both through the air and on the ground.

However, there’s reason to be concerned with Green’s ability to make the required plays against the Aggies in this one. In two games against Power 4 competition, Green has passed for 7.4 YPA on 51% completion, 2 touchdowns, and three interceptions. Not exactly stellar numbers.
What’s more, the majority of that came against Oklahoma State, whose defense has not exactly been stellar so far this year. Against Auburn, Green only completed 43% of his passes for 5.4 YPA, 1 touchdown, and 2 interceptions.
I think the Aggie defense will have similar success against Green. Especially if they are able to bottle him up on the ground, this will be really tough sledding for the Arkansas offense. This is a chance for the Aggie defense to really show their dominance.
Three reasons Texas A&M football defeats the Hogs: A&M will continue turnover dominance
After the -2 to start the year against Notre Dame, Texas A&M football has really turned things around in the turnover department. Over the last three games, the A&M defense has created six turnovers, while the Aggie offense has only given it up once—late in the game against BGSU.
The Razorbacks, however, have had a proclivity for turnovers, giving the ball up six times themselves over their last three. The majority has come from Green throwing ill-advised passes, usually under pressure, so if the Aggie defensive line can get something going against that Arkansas front, then the A&M DBs could profit greatly.
I think this is a matchup that favors the Aggies. Winning the turnover margin more often than not means you win the game, so if the Aggies are able to capitalize the way I think they can, then they’ll be in a prime spot to take home the Southwest Classic trophy once again.
 
 
 

Next weeks edition should be great with cowbell.

What’s funny with that guy is he continues to say how easy the Texas schedule is. Thats odd, the last 15 years Alabama’s schedule has been easy. So has Georgia”s the last 5 years. Why?

Because they both were really f’ing good like Texas this year that’s why.
2 hours ago, VoteforHank said:

The bullshit I am hearing from my ex-wives brothers uncle is that Weigmans daddy does not like Collin Klines QB run calls. I suppose he thinks it’s jeopardizing his son’s NFL career. lol. I guess smoking so much pot made his bones brittle or something. 

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12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but strip clubs existed before 1980.

The silicon boom in Houston was one of the reasons Bottom-Line-Bud and the Oilers left Houston (too much?).

The explosion of “Gentleman’s Clubs” and the pull of the discretionary income from the 18-50 male demographic was huge, and the accompanying wave of stripper dance music was the result.

That’s my theory and I’m not changing it.

Cant' wait for aggy to lose today and them to say "arkansas would beat the hell out of Michigan and they'll beat texas too!"

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Cant' wait for aggy to lose today and them to say "arkansas would beat the hell out of Michigan and they'll beat texas too!"

Herp derp

I had an aggy neighbor tell me our SEC schedule is soft bc it doesn't include Bama. Umm, we played them OOC the past two years, dumbass. Whatever happened to the "SEC gauntlet"?

12 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Herp derp

I had an aggy neighbor tell me our SEC schedule is soft bc it doesn't include Bama. Umm, we played them OOC the past two years, dumbass. Whatever happened to the "SEC gauntlet"?

Only a gauntlet when teams beat each other up...if we go through with 1 or less losses they'll pretend it's weak.

Oh no A&M allowed a bomb for a pig TD 3 plays into the game.  Damn the luck.  

Herp derp
I had an aggy neighbor tell me our SEC schedule is soft bc it doesn't include Bama. Umm, we played them OOC the past two years, dumbass. Whatever happened to the "SEC gauntlet"?

Does aggy schedule include bama this year?

The SEC is so ass this year.

Who beats aggy before we play them?

The SEC is so ass this year.
Who beats aggy before we play them?

Not sure. My internet is out right now so I can’t Google it.
On 9/23/2024 at 3:23 PM, Beau Vine said:

It's our favorite time of the week!

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He’s gonna have a real hard time justifying keeping Texas from moving up this week the way that Jawja is getting beat down.  
 

“Hard charging [checks prior rankings to find a team below Texas who won and can jump us]…… having their coming out party in the 2024 SEC race!”

Prepare thy anus.  We might get jumped by Kentucky this week.

 

Also gonna hear a lot about we might get upset by Arky and how Michigan played their wrong QB against us.  We beat the cripple 

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2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

He’s gonna have a real hard time justifying keeping Texas from moving up this week the way that Jawja is getting beat down.  
 

“Hard charging [checks prior rankings to find a team below Texas who won and can jump us]…… having their coming out party in the 2024 SEC race!”

Prepare thy anus.  We might get jumped by Kentucky this week.

 

Also gonna hear a lot about we might get upset by Arky and how Michigan played their wrong QB against us.  We beat the cripple 

He will still have Georgia and Ole Miss in front of us.

But aggy will pass them both.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

The SEC is so ass this year.

Who beats aggy before we play them?

Missouri next week.

 

They also have to play at Souf Carolina. if this same Mississippi State team comes out like they did against Texas, they could beat them in Starkville 

He’ll definitely spend more time explaining why Michigan struggling diminishes our win than he will explaining why Bowling Green actually wouldn’t beat a hand full of SEC teams as he previously claimed.  

So…Bama floods the end zone with LOUD students….hmmm.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

So…Bama floods the end zone with LOUD students….hmmm.

Jawja will not be an easy out.

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Missouri next week.

 

They also have to play at Souf Carolina. if this same Mississippi State team comes out like they did against Texas, they could beat them in Starkville 

LSU too..

Their schedule is a joke like usual since they joined the SEC.  13 years in and they have played UGA once.

I'm here for the Graham insight and knowledge. I mean it.. I excited to ready his fan fiction this week. I do, actually, look forward to it.

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4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm here for the Graham insight and knowledge. I mean it.. I excited to ready his fan fiction this week. I do, actually, look forward to it.

+1.  If he had an actual newsletter, I would actually subscribe to it.

11 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

+1.  If he had an actual newsletter, I would actually subscribe to it.

I’m willing to rent him a room at my house so I can get his evening aggy reports every night at the dinner table.

13 hours ago, Lhorn said:

He’s gonna have a real hard time justifying keeping Texas from moving up this week the way that Jawja is getting beat down.

“Hard charging [checks prior rankings to find a team below Texas who won and can jump us]…… having their coming out party in the 2024 SEC race!”

Prepare thy anus.  We might get jumped by Kentucky this week.

Also gonna hear a lot about we might get upset by Arky and how Michigan played their wrong QB against us.  We beat the cripple 

pat this week:

1 bammer

2 uga

3 ky

4 aggy

5 tenn

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Meanwhile, at the Dixie Chicken..

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pat this week:
1 bammer
2 uga
3 ky
4 aggy
5 tenn
6 sips

I think he will swap 4 and 5, but the rest seems accurate.
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Cross posting from the screenshot thread.

It's not a lie, if you believe it...

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Now that we have experienced the SEC grind, I have a newfound respect for Aggy, as we never understood what it took for them to stay on top of the SEC West for all these seasons. We simply can't comprehend the level of play, the passion, the Greek scene., the mutual respect and the costs. We could learn a lot from Aggy, which I why I continue to push for the TexAgs/Surly Horns Zoom summit.  

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How ground up are the Longhorns today? How many players died? 

Sure, we'll show up for OU. I mean, they're just another BDF re-tread like us. But then Georgia? And then the rest of the SEC schedule? The grind? I weep for our players!

Oh the humanity!

On 8/19/2024 at 1:54 PM, nnm said:

Starting now, take a drink every time you read or hear the following words from an Aggie:

-Gauntlet

-Murderer's row

-Week in, week out

-No weeks off

-Grind

-No idea what they're in for

Now that the SECX3 grind is underway, and to ensure you're in shape for Nov. 30, follow the directions above. 

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Frame it and hang in aggy trophy room 🏆

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1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Cross posting from the screenshot thread.

It's not a lie, if you believe it...

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What would 27/31 , 386 and 4 come out to? 

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