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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

With Texas Tech being the big bad boys in the world of meat judging, everything looked bleak for the aggies until a new hope dawned.

 

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This can't be real, right? Tell me to adjust my humor if this is satire. If it's real, holy shit lol 

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12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

With Texas Tech being the big bad boys in the world of meat judging, everything looked bleak for the aggies until a new hope dawned.

 

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Man I love a well classified prime steak, so never really made too much fun of meat judging, but this is getting out of hand with the agro shit, next thing you know they will win the Directors cup of agro judging.

That and well the sheep jokes

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Like looch said. First you get the coaches and the championships will come next

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Need pics of Wool Pimp's Mom.

7 hours ago, Chad said:

Good old Billy. The ultimate delusional sunshine pumper. How many millions has he swindled out of the delusional goobs at Texags?

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Or in Looch's case, a seer is just a huckster with a subscription service.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This man is 47 years old:

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And this man is 52:

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It's apparent that coaching in College Station does bad things to you.

I can't wait to see what Coach Early looks like at the end of the baseball season.

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SEC Baseball standings

Texas 5-1,  aggy 0-6

Sounds about right.

Takes a while to find aggy in the baseball standings

 

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2 hours ago, linux said:

Man I love a well classified prime steak, so never really made too much fun of meat judging, but this is getting out of hand with the agro shit, next thing you know they will win the Directors cup of agro judging.

That and well the sheep jokes

And they claim to not be an ag school any longer. 

3 hours ago, Updawg said:

Like looch said. First you get the coaches and the championships will come next

First you get the sheep, then you get the money, then you get the power then you get The sheep.

3 hours ago, Updawg said:

Like looch said. First you get the coaches and the championships will come next

If Looch actually said that, it’s the smartest thing he’s ever said.

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

Takes a while to find aggy in the baseball standings

No it doesn’t…..just look at the bottom of the page.

"First you overpay the coaches, then the coaches realize the culture fucks them."

"First you overpay the coaches, then the coaches realize the culture fucks them."

First you steal the money from the education and never pay the loan back. Don't they still owe on the Rumlin "Loan"?

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I would LOVE for someone to ask Casey to show the math to her assertion that aggy has more money than Texas. I'm sure she was basing this on the money they borrowed for capital improvement projects that they somehow claimed as income, but how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?

Stupid sip, she learned her ciphering skills at aggy. 

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40 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
On 3/22/2025 at 4:43 PM, Updawg said:

I would LOVE for someone to ask Casey to show the math to her assertion that aggy has more money than Texas. I'm sure she was basing this on the money they borrowed for capital improvement projects that they somehow claimed as income, but how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?

You realize you're talking about a female aggy, right? 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
On 3/22/2025 at 4:43 PM, Updawg said:

I would LOVE for someone to ask Casey to show the math to her assertion that aggy has more money than Texas. I'm sure she was basing this on the money they borrowed for capital improvement projects that they somehow claimed as income, but how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?

Yeah they all base their claims off that one year of financials where they claimed capital fundraising as revenue from operations, and not only was that an incorrect way to report their financials but it was also just for one year, which occurred many many years ago at this point.  But they've hung their redpot on it for years now.

I would LOVE for someone to ask Casey to show the math to her assertion that aggy has more money than Texas. I'm sure she was basing this on the money they borrowed for capital improvement projects that they somehow claimed as income, but how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?

She doesn’t know any better.

Aggy is fully convinced they invented the bubble thing aren't they??

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No clue why I'm getting these ads...(thanks Elon) but deep down can't hate the hustle honestly, wish I had a pipeline to a cheap product that Aggy would be interested in buying at a highly marked up price, would be cashing them checks all the way to an early retirement...

 

Surly needs to create a maroon bubble solution so that they can blow maroon bubbles.  Sell to all of the aggy and then use the profits for the Texas One Fund.

13 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Aggy is fully convinced they invented the bubble thing aren't they??

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No clue why I'm getting these ads...(thanks Elon) but deep down can't hate the hustle honestly, wish I had a pipeline to a cheap product that Aggy would be interested in buying at a highly marked up price, would be cashing them checks all the way to an early retirement...

 

I love that bubbles are supposed to invoke a renewed sense of vigor for their baseball team. 

Clearly the solution is right there in front of them-- Bubble Harder!!!

5 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"First you overpay the coaches, then the coaches realize the culture fucks them."

First you steal the money from the education and never pay the loan back. Don't they still owe on the Rumlin "Loan"?

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23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I love that bubbles are supposed to invoke a renewed sense of vigor for their baseball team. 

Today's bubbles are tomorrow's foam party.

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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This has to be a surly poster.

tamu's ban on drag shows was just overturned.  i am sure texags is just pleased as peaches... well the yell leaders might actually be.

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I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing.

I hadn't heard about the racial slurs story. But I am shocked (shocked!) that aggies are involved in such a thing.

2016:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/02/12/466568272/texas-a-m-investigates-report-of-slurs-yelled-at-black-high-school-students

2019:

https://thebatt.com/news/am-student-uses-racial-slur-in-group-message-with-over-1000-aggies/

Well, not that shocked.

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

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I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing.

That made me do a double take as well...

2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Aggy is fully convinced they invented the bubble thing aren't they??

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No clue why I'm getting these ads...(thanks Elon) but deep down can't hate the hustle honestly, wish I had a pipeline to a cheap product that Aggy would be interested in buying at a highly marked up price, would be cashing them checks all the way to an early retirement...

 

This is called The Buccees Business Model. 

24 minutes ago, Drew said:

That made me do a double take as well...

Triple take here.

Why is it we are just now hearing about wool judging?  Surely aggy would have been dominating this "sport" for decades.

The only reason I can think of for lack of dominance is that aggy somehow managed to disqualify themselves due to ongoing decades long prior carnal knowledge such that a suitable number of "untainted" judging specimens could be procured.

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Why is it we are just now hearing about wool judging?  Surely aggy would have been dominating this "sport" for decades.

I have no doubt that there is an abundance of wool to judge in College Station.

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have no doubt that there is an abundance of wool to judge in College Station.

Untainted wool? Me thinks not.

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So,…

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a statue of RC Slocum. Now, to be fair, he coached a team that went 49-6-2, from late ‘90 through early ‘95 season.  That’s over an 88% clip. That stretch formed a generation of Ags’ perceptions of what their program was, and could be again. 
 
Trouble is- they really didn’t play anyone good. I think they only beat five teams in that 56 game stretch that finished ranked in the top 25. They beat #22 BYU in ‘90, #9 Stanford in ‘92, #24 Louisville in ‘93, #23 Texas in ‘94, and # 25 LSU in early ‘95 (all final rankings). That is how the legend was made. 
 
Maybe the Ags calling for a move to the Southland Conference are on to something. 

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This is so aggy.  A coach who never came close to a national title, with a 123-47-2 record during the demise of the fledgling Southwest conference, beating up on the likes of Rice, TCU, Houston, Baylor, post-death-penalty SMU, and yes, a Texas team for the most part mired in mediocrity.  He also had a 3-8 bowl record, including 0-4 in the Cotton Bowl.  

This is how you get a statue in aggyville.

25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This is how you get a statue in aggyville.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

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They’re such nerds at the baseball games with the bubbles and counting balls and everything. Be normal human beings my God.

1 hour ago, statsman said:

So,…


a statue of RC Slocum. Now, to be fair, he coached a team that went 49-6-2, from late ‘90 through early ‘95 season.  That’s over an 88% clip. That stretch formed a generation of Ags’ perceptions of what their program was, and could be again. 
 
Trouble is- they really didn’t play anyone good. I think they only beat five teams in that 56 game stretch that finished ranked in the top 25. They beat #22 BYU in ‘90, #9 Stanford in ‘92, #24 Louisville in ‘93, #23 Texas in ‘94, and # 25 LSU in early ‘95 (all final rankings). That is how the legend was made. 
 
Maybe the Ags calling for a move to the Southland Conference are on to something. 

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

This is so aggy.  A coach who never came close to a national title, with a 123-47-2 record during the demise of the fledgling Southwest conference, beating up on the likes of Rice, TCU, Houston, Baylor, post-death-penalty SMU, and yes, a Texas team for the most part mired in mediocrity.  He also had a 3-8 bowl record, including 0-4 in the Cotton Bowl.  

This is how you get a statue in aggyville.

 

Two posts back-to-back that sum up so much of the unwarranted fuckery that goes on in aggy minds of a certain age that makes them think they are god's gift to cfb. 

I hope they have the vision to make sure ol' RC is memorialized enjoying a big bowl of Blue Bell ice cream.

Blue Bell RC is what they will want…

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But Mickey Mouse tank top with acid washed jorts and straw cowboy hat RC is what they deserve.

2 hours ago, statsman said:

So,…

https://www.skysport4.com/texas-immortalize-coaching-legend-r-c-slocum-kyle-field-statue/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJOgi1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHeTXtQaXtS1iyGrMBinVnEcCrs992bXXH4CHwArhv1lEbsx2H5z4T7lDkw_aem_XYSSRyQcRRC-nuKIWii1FA
 
a statue of RC Slocum. Now, to be fair, he coached a team that went 49-6-2, from late ‘90 through early ‘95 season.  That’s over an 88% clip. That stretch formed a generation of Ags’ perceptions of what their program was, and could be again. 
 
Trouble is- they really didn’t play anyone good. I think they only beat five teams in that 56 game stretch that finished ranked in the top 25. They beat #22 BYU in ‘90, #9 Stanford in ‘92, #24 Louisville in ‘93, #23 Texas in ‘94, and # 25 LSU in early ‘95 (all final rankings). That is how the legend was made. 
 
Maybe the Ags calling for a move to the Southland Conference are on to something. 

Lolololololol

 

no fucking way. Hell, us putting up an Akers statue would be more warranted than aggy doing RC

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Be normal human beings my God.

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37 minutes ago, Player said:

Blue Bell RC is what they will want…

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But Mickey Mouse tank top with acid washed jorts and straw cowboy hat RC is what they deserve.

World class farmer tan too

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