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It was hilarious to watch.

Tenn was knocking aggy’s shit out of the park too.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Quick, somebody send him a pic of a vagina!

I'm on it. 

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Quick, somebody send him a pic of a vagina!

 

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3 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

 

 

The most brutal outcome of all this is we can't keep our decent/good coaches as they move onto other "lateral" programs. While other destination programs only lose their coaches to the pros, retire, or get fired. 

It feels like we are TCU and a stepping stone to better programs. 
 

this fucker is close. almost self aware. 

They wish they had one twenty fifth of TCU’s history and success this millennium. 

UGA is hilarious.  Well, the UGA I saw at a game in Athens was hilarious, but that was 1996 (UGA V).  He lived in a little doghouse on the sidelines and would come charging out to grab the towel of one of their cheerleaders, who would then twirl him like a bulldog helicopter.
Now UGA X was a little bitch who was very lucky not to end up as a trophy on Bevo's horn.
 

How wild would it have been if Bevo had gored or stomped that dog?

That probably would’ve prompted the SEC to ban him from all conference games.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy has the chance to lead aggy to...MULTIPLE Final Fours!!!  It's true, because this guy said it:

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy has the chance to lead aggy to...MULTIPLE Final Fours!!!  It's true, because this guy said it:

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Bucky has the aggy look about him, though. Good hire, Trev. If Clem were a basketball coach.

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Texas A&M Basketball Makes Surprising Head Coach Hire

 

1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Lead off man was 0-3 with 3 K. Is that good?

Ricky Henderson numbers. 

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35 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Ricky* Henderson numbers. 

Rickey*

Rickey doesn't like it when people misspell Rickey. Very disrespectful to Rickey to not spell Rickey correctly 

You know who else coached at Samford?

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14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Rickey*

Rickey doesn't like it when people misspell Rickey. Very disrespectful to Rickey to not spell Rickey correctly 

Rickey was Nolan's #5000 strikeout. F Ricky. 

My LL trading card/picture in the early ‘80s had Rickey on the back as my favorite player.

Hook’em!!!

Their new basketball coach was coaching at a high school five years ago..  That was the best they could find?  Could you imagine if Texas made a hire like that, but they seem happy.  

12 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Being 100% serious, what is the attraction there? He looks like the coaching equivalent of "just a guy".

Is it just that he was the only one who would say yes?

The dude was allegedly making 76k per year. Trav has been doing his best DOGE impersonation since they lost so much cash paying Jimbo to go away. He both said yes and will be a cheap hire 

This has been, and continues to be, an absolutely epic year for Aggie suckage.

Life is good. 
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9 hours ago, blacklab said:

Well if he coached at Stanford he must be pretty smart and good because Stanford wouldn't hire a dumbass.

Oh, Samford.

 

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52 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Their new basketball coach was coaching at a high school five years ago..  That was the best they could find?  Could you imagine if Texas made a hire like that, but they seem happy.  

I try not to compare those idiots to us. it's not fair. they aren't on texas level. so yes that is the best they can do. and if he does good he'll be poached for a better program and the ball keeps bouncing. Trev knows this, his idiot fanbase doesn't. fuck those guys. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

The dude was allegedly making 76k per year. Trav has been doing his best DOGE impersonation since they lost so much cash paying Jimbo to go away. He both said yes and will be a cheap hire 

We found a sleeping giant of a coach you stupid sip.

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Imagine how much better they'd be had they just hired David Pierce.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Imagine how much better they'd be had they just hired David Pierce.

throw in Rodney Terry also

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy has the chance to lead aggy to...MULTIPLE Final Fours!!!  It's true, because this guy said it:

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12 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Bucky has the aggy look about him, though. Good hire, Trev. If Clem were a basketball coach.

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Have we talked about how these are obviously written by AI right?  Like they can't be actual people writing these articles..

17 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What are they paying Earley for this disaster?

$3.9M over four years plus incentives (lol).  $900K in year 1, escalating to $1.05M in year 4.  Buyout is the base salary, so barring a firing for cause, the dude will make $3.9M to suck ass.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

The dude was allegedly making 76k per year. Trav has been doing his best DOGE impersonation since they lost so much cash paying Jimbo to go away. He both said yes and will be a cheap hire 

Excuse me I’ve been told they’re richer than Davy Crockett.

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Is it still a no hitter if it’s so bad it ends after 7?

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

I try not to compare those idiots to us. it's not fair. they aren't on texas level. so yes that is the best they can do. and if he does good he'll be poached for a better program and the ball keeps bouncing. Trev knows this, his idiot fanbase doesn't. fuck those guys. 

They're not on our level, but they continue to believe/insist that they are. That is what makes it so hilarious. They invite the comparisons to us and they get soooo mad when they continue to come up short.

As I have said many times: They are God's gift to unintentional comedy

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

They invite the comparisons to us and they get soooo mad when they continue to come up short.

"Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do that . . ."

7 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

"Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do that . . ."

Well... don't do that. 

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Their new basketball coach was coaching at a high school five years ago..  That was the best they could find?  

Yes. Have you ever met an aggie?

So, to summarize, in the last year and a half they have hired:

- a football coach with two years of HC experience 

- a baseball coach with ZERO HC experience

- a basketball coach with five years HC experience at a sub mid-major school and ZERO coaching experience at the P4 level

What a time to be aggy, huh?

55 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, to summarize, in the last year and a half they have hired:

- a football coach with two years of HC experience 

- a baseball coach with ZERO HC experience

- a basketball coach with five years HC experience at a sub mid-major school and ZERO coaching experience at the P4 level

What a time to be aggy, huh?

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

$3.9M over four years plus incentives (lol).  $900K in year 1, escalating to $1.05M in year 4.  Buyout is the base salary, so barring a firing for cause, the dude will make $3.9M to suck ass.

I coached some select ball back in the day, I can get them no hit and run ruled for half that $$

13 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Rickey was Nolan's #5000 strikeout. F Ricky. 

and Rickey's biggest accomplishment was overshadowed by Nolan.

First, in his career, Henderson was 2 - 17 against Nolan, with 5 strike outs, for a whopping .118 average.

Finally, on the very day Henderson broke Lou Brock's all time stolen base record... that night, Nolan threw his 7th no-hitter!

He was Nolan's bitch.

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy has the chance to lead aggy to...MULTIPLE Final Fours!!!  It's true, because this guy said it:

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I love how in the beginning of the article it says "Bucky was their first option" then the next paragraph proceeds to say "after their first option Chris Beard turned them down"

Aggie journalism, folks. 

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, to summarize, in the last year and a half they have hired:

- a football coach with two years of HC experience 

- a baseball coach with ZERO HC experience

- a basketball coach with five years HC experience at a sub mid-major school and ZERO coaching experience at the P4 level

What a time to be aggy, huh?

Next come the championships!

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

The dude was allegedly making 76k per year. Trav has been doing his best DOGE impersonation since they lost so much cash paying Jimbo to go away. He both said yes and will be a cheap hire 

That cant be right can it? What did they give Samford for the buyout? Jimbo's national championship trophy? 

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