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On 4/17/2025 at 1:24 PM, markstanco said:

Respect is earned, and if anybody has earned it he has.

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I find it amazing that being aggy and all that goes with it, Meat Pimp is still a hero on this board.  Dude fucks.

On 4/21/2025 at 10:31 AM, TexArcher said:

"Hey, guys, we just went 8-5 with the best roster and easiest schedule we're ever gonna have,

Until this year.  Their schedule gets weaker every season and they still can't win shit.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Until this year.  Their schedule gets weaker every season and they still can't win shit.

Well, their schedule would get even easier if they ever played Georgia.

6 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

So an actual 20 year army vet and a 28 year army reservist grown ass old men pull the boots of a pretend army guy?    I don't get them at all.          

Don't kink shame those old dudes.

8 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

They "got" to pull the boots off a pretend army guy.  You missed the key word there.

From his ass?

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3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Texas A&M bumps Jimbo Fisher back to No. 2 behind Nick Saban, but why?

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

What.the.fuck

Boot pull.  Jizz jar adjacent.  Simple college hijinks.

They love to say they have so much money yet their recent hires were very cheap and lacking experience and they have 15 threads on Texags complaining how NIL is ruining football and unfair.  Shouldn’t that benefit you with all that money?

11 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What.the.fuck

Was he supposed to move before the kid could get his toe up his butt?

12 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Wonder where Banks was coaching when he met his new wife...hmmm...I wonder.  And who his wingman might have been...hmmm

Spoiler

 

 

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3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They love to say they have so much money yet their recent hires were very cheap and lacking experience and they have 15 threads on Texags complaining how NIL is ruining football and unfair.  Shouldn’t that benefit you with all that money?

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Texas 8&4 is the only school in the ncaa to have not 1 but 2 of the top 25 highest paid football coaches, ya stupid sips. 

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5 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Oh yeah? How’s that worked out for them?

Depends on who you ask.

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I'm no mathematician, but I believe we're currently looking at 

Football:  UT 1 A&M 0

Basketball:  UT 2 A&M 1

Baseball:  UT 1 A&M0

 

But I must reiterate, I'm no mathematician.  

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm no mathematician, but I believe we're currently looking at 

Football:  UT 1 A&M 0

Basketball:  UT 2 A&M 1

Baseball:  UT 1 A&M0

 

But I must reiterate, I'm no mathematician.  

The ones inc the left are higher than the ones on the right. 
 

That’s…good right? 

8 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Yeah, but now do quality losses!! Yah stupid tsip.
Aggy playin chess not checkers

And really, what's it matter, everyone inside the walls at aggie are thinking about the fact the UPenn lost to Columbia according to Early.

Don't ask me why, I can't understand.

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Is that AI on ecstacy & kerosene?

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Son in law asked "what's that?". I said "aggy". He said "oh yea". BTW he's a hog. He knew. No other responses needed.

On 4/25/2025 at 9:18 AM, Hook1997 said:

They love to say they have so much money yet their recent hires were very cheap and lacking experience and they have 15 threads on Texags complaining how NIL is ruining football and unfair.  Shouldn’t that benefit you with all that money?

In layman’s terms, NIL to aggy is like a football to a monkey.

On 4/26/2025 at 12:15 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Football:  UT 1 A&M 0

Basketball:  UT 2 A&M 1

Baseball:  UT 1 A&M 0

I got this wrong.  It's

 

Football:  UT 1 A&M 0

Basketball:  UT 2 A&M 1

Baseball:  UT 2 A&M 0

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What is the mask about ? Honest question. First thought is ole miss fan, but it’s this weekend. 2nd is Mexican wrasslin’. 3rd is it’s some super hero cartoon character that I am unaware of.

I was near that kid yesterday and I pitied him. Being a future aggy is his whole personality.

Uh oh, this one's gonna get banned for actually understanding how things work...

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Texas A&M baseball came into this series against Texas with a huge chip on their shoulder. This is a team that, by and large, still feels a lot of the sting of what went down in late June last year when Jim Schlossnagle defected to their rival directly following a College World Series run.

You can tell that this team is battling in the series against the now-top-ranked Longhorns, but the old issue of offensive execution has reared its ugly head so far. The pitching has been stupendous on both sides, but the Aggie bats haven't been able to show up in key moments up until this point in the series.


That has led to two one-run losses so far for the Ags in Austin— an admirable showing against the no. 1 team in the land, but that is not something that's on the mind of many Aggie fans when it's your top rival in these circumstances. Winning the series is now out the window, but not all is lost.

Texas A&M baseball can seize back momentum with win against Texas tomorrow
The Aggies need a win tomorrow in game three in order to steal back some of the momentum that they've lost. They were riding high coming into this game, having only dropped one game going back to the absolute bomb that they unloaded on Tennessee in Knoxville.


They've certainly played well enough to earn a win. Barring something completely unexpected, a Texas win to lead to a sweep tomorrow would not at all be reflective of how competitive this series has been thus far, but that's the consequences the Aggies now face.

A&M fans hoped that the Ags could play spoiler in this series to the great season that Schloss has put together down in Austin. That hasn't come to pass, of course— but the postseason looms. A win tomorrow would be great for this team's confidence; heaven knows they need it.

 

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Momentum towards what? 9th place in the SEC?

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I can't wait to see this goober's SEC football rankingd and why he puts aggy ahead of Texas.

On 4/24/2025 at 12:19 PM, Vertigo said:

I would ask wth is up with yet another weird tradition, but now I just realize I don't care. 

At some point you just have to look at the cultist insanity, shake your head, maybe laugh and move on. The why of a cult and its behaviors is a rabbit hole rarely worth investing in as the answer is usually the same. It's the nature of the cult.

51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Kevmiller isn't gonna be at Texags much longer, way too logical and honest. 

"Texas schedule is shit" *even though they managed to squeak out a win in the hardest stadium in the world. They got an easy SEC schedule even though there are no easy SEC schedules. 

*please don't bring up march.

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They fail to equalize the records - Texas doesn’t get to play 18-2 Texas and Aggy doesn’t get to play A&M a cellar dweller - that differential alone accounts for +/- 10 wins/losses. Fucking morans. 

I don’t mind having this “rivalry” back like some of you but it’s been made abundantly clear - again - that beating A&M is not only our birth right it also gets us nothing more than avoiding the loss. Because these goober douche canoes are insufferable when they win. 

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We've handed our conference opponents 10 more losses than A&M has.  (11 more if you count our noncon game against Ole Miss.)

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

They've certainly played well enough to earn a win. Barring something completely unexpected, a Texas win to lead to a sweep tomorrow would not at all be reflective of how competitive this series has been thus far, but that's the consequences the Aggies now face.

Wtf is this drivel???

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