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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

However, its clear Texas AD said hard pass as there was zero Texas engagement on the series. Georgia and Bama seemed the same but I didnt watch them all. 

Texas, Georgia, Bama, Ole Miss, Mizzou and OU all passed. 

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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

I think @Armybrat knows him if it's the same guy he talked about earlier. Fighter pilot iirc 

Helicopter pilot who was shot down in Vietnam. 
High school & college boyfriend of Mrs. Brat. 
Led an interesting life.

1 minute ago, troph said:

for reals? good for him and please god forgive me.

 

No worries.

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35 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

He also saved Brat from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship

Was that when Brat was press ganged into the Royal Navy and served with Lord Nelson?

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47 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Texas A&M fans, as with most college football fans, have about had it with the obeisance and hagiography of Arch Manning by the national media

My dear Graham you are per chance apt to mislay your assemblage with aforesaid variegated verbosity.

When you're writing something for aggy consumption, the cardinal rule is always eschew obfuscation. Always. 

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23 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

When you're writing something for aggy consumption, the cardinal rule is always eschew obfuscation. Always. 

Careful….aggies might think you’re talking about Skoal or Red Man.

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Texas A&M fans, as with most college football fans, have about had it with the obeisance and hagiography of Arch Manning by the national media

My dear Graham you are per chance apt to mislay your assemblage with aforesaid variegated verbosity.

 

Seems to be the formula. There’s usually one or two in there.

 

Also, how much hype did we have to listen to about johnny 8-ball, and how’d he work out overall in the big picture?

 

Pete Davidson Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

 

 

ETA:

Wasn’t there a play last November, where some smacked a pylon, while flying through the air while sailing out of bounds, and resulting in a TD?

Gosh, I just can’t remember who that could have been.

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’ve got to say, that guy has fucking nailed how to pander to the aTm base. Liucci better watch his six, this kid is the future. 

Someone, sorry don't recall who, did a chatGBT mock up of one of his pieces. It was really similar, iirc, sans some specific detail editing that would have polished it off. 

But yeah, Graham from Auburn absolutely has the aggie rhythm, cadence and content formula tied down.

Thing is, his writing doesn't bother me at all, despite being full on aggie. It's more jealous in a "why didn't I think of that" way.

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1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

I really enjoyed this part. Got’em!

I mean, Graham's not wrong. Despite all the hype, all the expectations, and all the media coverage, can anyone remember a single time Arch has been to a Pro Bowl or earned NFC player of the year?

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6 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I mean, Graham's not wrong. Despite all the hype, all the expectations, and all the media coverage, can anyone remember a single time Arch has been to a Pro Bowl or earned NFC player of the year?

Archie never took a snap at Texas. Advantage: Arch. 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’ve got to say, that guy has fucking nailed how to pander to the aTm base. Liucci better watch his six, this kid is the future. 

This is clearly an AI bot with one of you sick bastards feeding lucci in as training content and then throwing in a few prompts after your third bourbon and seeing what it spits out 

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18 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Big Bud has entered the chat.

Williams Big Bud ® Official Site | Big Bud Toy Tractors and Collectibles

These tractors can break some shit.  Need a welding truck on site when breaking ground.

Pfffft. 760 HP at 100k lbs

912 HP at 74k lbs Power to Weight is King and Deere wears the crown.

I suppose you could pull your boat with that weak ass Big Bud. 

 

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Posted
13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’ve got to say, that guy has fucking nailed how to pander to the aTm base. Liucci better watch his six, this kid is the future. 

And yet there is nary a mention of him over on texags. I'm convinced Liucci has his staff on the look out for any mention of the Jizz'em Gazette with instructions to "shoot to kill" any post that they find. Cant risk having his flock exposed. Once they get a taste, the empire will crumble. 

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Question.

Are  insecure, whiny ass, little brother syndrome aggy writers a product of aggy dipshit culture or do they create and reinforce the insecure, whiny ass, little brother culture?

 

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18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Dare I say that this guy is in midseason form?

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Maybe Graham should ask #3 Marcus Ratcliffe how he feels about the Arch hype

 

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3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Question.

Are  insecure, whiny ass, little brother syndrome aggy writers a product of aggy dipshit culture or do they create and reinforce the insecure, whiny ass, little brother culture?

 

Yes

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Posted
13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’ve got to say, that guy has fucking nailed how to pander to the aTm base. Liucci better watch his six, this kid is the future. 

This little piss-ant doesn't have a subscription-based gig, which is where the money is. The Jizz-em Gazette (I like that name, btw) is a FanSided, Inc. board obviously dedicated to aggy. Recent data show that FanSided is located in Austin, while in other sources have it located in Chicago. FanSided ranks #61 in a list of peer competition (eg., The Athletic, Barstool Sports, Bleacher Report, etc.) Harmon is a free-lance content writer. Those types generally get meagerly paid by the word, based on their hits frequency, which obviously explains the voluminous output. Two other "writers," Jared A'Latorre and Blake Pace, also contribute on that board. FanSided was formerly owned by Time, Inc., then was sold to Minute Media. It currently hosts over 300 targeted content sites, many of which are college and pro sports-focused. Harrell likely thinks he has hit the motherlode: fleecing gullible aggy dupes who blindly lap up malicious hate for UT and promises that the good times are just around the corner. And who knows--he may have. Liucci did. 

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ok then, but I can only make their game over thanksgiving weekend. I expect a good time. Not for aggy, of course, but I’ll have a blast. 

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Fourth?

 

Ain’t even phased at 4. Aspire to greater things. 

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1 hour ago, Royale with cheese said:

This little piss-ant doesn't have a subscription-based gig, which is where the money is. The Jizz-em Gazette (I like that name, btw) is a FanSided, Inc. board obviously dedicated to aggy. Recent data show that FanSided is located in Austin, while in other sources have it located in Chicago. FanSided ranks #61 in a list of peer competition (eg., The Athletic, Barstool Sports, Bleacher Report, etc.) Harmon is a free-lance content writer. Those types generally get meagerly paid by the word, based on their hits frequency, which obviously explains the voluminous output. Two other "writers," Jared A'Latorre and Blake Pace, also contribute on that board. FanSided was formerly owned by Time, Inc., then was sold to Minute Media. It currently hosts over 300 targeted content sites, many of which are college and pro sports-focused. Harrell likely thinks he has hit the motherlode: fleecing gullible aggy dupes who blindly lap up malicious hate for UT and promises that the good times are just around the corner. And who knows--he may have. Liucci did. 

I mean, he doesn't have a paid gig YET. Lets not forget 247 just hired some aTm kid who got his start posting shit in twitter when he was like 16. For god's sake, @texifornia got a full time job on what started as side-posting on the internet under the non-de-plume Hayes Fawcett. 

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

Fourth?

The correct answer is "who's counting?"

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On 8/6/2025 at 9:41 AM, jimmyjazz said:

It's too bad, because A&M just now ramping up their Ag NIL program.  He could have scored one of those sweet new Lambo tractors:

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Honestly...I want one. Not sure what I would do with it. Probably stupid stuff.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Please be real.  Please be real.  Please be real.

He's a twerp and " . . . the word 'twerp' was freshly coined in those days, and had a specific definition—it was a person, if I may be forgiven, who bit the bubbles of his own farts in a bathtub.”

 Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird

Now, does he not look like a twerp? Go draw him a bath. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

He's a twerp and " . . . the word 'twerp' was freshly coined in those days, and had a specific definition—it was a person, if I may be forgiven, who bit the bubbles of his own farts in a bathtub.”

 Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird

Now, does he not look like a twerp? Go draw him a bath. 

Vonnegut certainly had a way with words.

🤣

Posted
7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

In 2024, it seemed to many that the number of these incidences was actually kind of high.

 

 

" Incidences" rather than "incidents" is my pet peeve. Worse than "there", "their", and "they're".

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