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25 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He is so exhausting with his bandwagon ways.  Where was he when they were a perineal .500 team?   

In fairness to Michael you just described 99.999% of Miami "fans". Most people in Miami gear never went to that school and never even lived in that city. They are the east coast USC. 

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7 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

It’s not a bellybutton, it’s a Schrader valve. 

I'd think Schroeder - Schraders are for air.

 

57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He is so exhausting with his bandwagon ways.  Where was he when they were a perineal .500 team?   

"A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.

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22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

No idea why I bother trying to add a funny phrase to this shot. It's perfect the way it is: 

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Needs to be accepted into Aggy-pedia or what it was called so that it can be utilized in years to come with some gems like ‘Sword Core Cheerleader fight’ , Angry List eater’, ‘backwards hat guy blocking out the sun with his hands’, and ‘old Ag at Arkansas game’

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

when they were a perineal .500 team?   

They must've taken one of them TV medicines.

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[Do not google perineum side effects on images. I was looking for a warning label and got scarred for life instead.]

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53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Man I wish Thujone could come out of retirement Phillip Rivers style just to address this seasons aggy.

Agreed. For once in his life @THUJONE needs to think about us and put his family aside during the holiday season.

It’s important he fulfill our comedic needs by rightfully insulting others in the process. It would be selfish for him not to…..

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On 12/2/2024 at 4:06 PM, Sir Ulrich said:

Updating this after the regular season. The "Greatest" recruiting class of all time is sitting at 20-16 through 3 years. At the same time Florida was sitting at 26-13 before finishing at 30-21. 

To avoid making history the aggies will have to win 11 games before the end of next season. 

Final update on the 2022 a&m recruiting class. The 4 seasons that followed their "Greatest recruiting class of all time" finished 31-20 just 1 game better than the 2010 Florida Gators class for the worst of all time. 

For context the average #1 class finishes 47-7 in the following 4 years. 

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I met my local redass aggy friend for some humble pie this week. He proceeded to tell me how excited he was that they were able to make the playoffs for the first time since the 1940's. (continued below)

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When I asked him for clarification, he said that there was a tournament playoff format in college football in the 1940's before the bowl system, and that A&M had participated in said tournament to crown a national champion in the 1940's. Naturally, this sent me to the interwebs to confirm that of course he is an idoit, but there is somehow some more mythical aggie lore circulating around the echo chamber of college station about this. He then went on to tell me how excited he is for next year because he knows that Holman Wiggins is going to be a huge upgrade over Klein because he was at Bama. He also went on to tell me that Reed is going to be in the Heisman conversation next season because he will be a 3 year starter, and that Elko is going to have the defense playing like maniacs next year with a bunch of crazy portal additions.  He is already locked and loaded on the front seat of the rollercoaster and it is going to be so fun to watch.  

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