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3 hours ago, TexasGary said:

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Why would anyone, including aggy, think that every Instagram post showed A&M in a positive light?

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6 hours ago, TexasGary said:

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It's true, aggy instagram stories like this do great numbers:

On 12/26/2025 at 3:53 PM, William Bludworth said:

Man, if my aggy family were dicks I would have this made into a poster and framed and gifted to them, but fortunately they're 2%ers. I asked if they had ever heard of TexAgs and they have not. That's how you know they're realistic. 

I would put money down on the vast majority of A&M's fanbase being the kind who call every website, "facebook."

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Looking at that texags link about, they really take showers with the ring on? It seems like if you don’t it’s not the norm?

Never knew this.

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11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We don’t deny that the end of the Mack era to the latter Herman era was the worst period of football in Texas history. No shit we weren’t making the playoffs.

At the same time, aggy had their best team in any of their lifetimes, the Covid team that only beat three teams with winning records.

Their only success in their history is when they were cheating. They’re a shit program with a regrettable history.

This guy is doubling down on stupidity...

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10 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

This guy is doubling down on stupidity...

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I can only imagine the furious clicking that must come out of his nokia brick phone as he typed this out on the number pad over all those walls of text.

What is he trying to prove and to who ?? Doesn’t make sense. He’s basically saying Texas is better but not by that much anymore. Weird fucking peeps and I’m ashamed they are in my state.

44 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

This guy is doubling down on stupidity...

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"But Texas A&M is no longer the program that it used to be."

No, dude, you're wrong. Texas A&M is EXACTLY the program that it used to be. The only things that have changed are the address and the number of recruiting stars on the roster.

The results are identical.

If only the time since aggie's move to the SEC matters, because of program development, let's look at their performance during that stretch. Zero national titles. Zero conference titles. Zero playoff wins. Every game played against Texas has been a double-digit loss. Only an aggie would pound their chest about a colossal disappointment like this.

5 hours ago, JFKFC said:

If only the time since aggie's move to the SEC matters, because of program development, let's look at their performance during that stretch. Zero national titles. Zero conference titles. Zero playoff wins. Every game played against Texas has been a double-digit loss. Only an aggie would pound their chest about a colossal disappointment like this.

They’ve only “won more games than Texas” during that period because they played more FCS (DII) schools than any other FBS (DI) school has.

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8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

This guy is doubling down on stupidity...

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Ha ha, those poor bastards will say anything to make themselves feel better. Carry on!

17 hours ago, TexasGary said:

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Oh good grief I can’t believe they made an X post out of this.

Nevermind… I do. It’s aggy.

On the recognition…. maybe it’s people Instagramming on what a freak show the place is? Especially on Saturdays from August to November.

I think I found the rankings article from "Covers" (whatever that is). Texas A&M is #7 nationally.

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I think I understand ASU and UCLA and maybe UCF, FIU, and UF. Lots of attractive humans. Harvard because, "Hey look, I am at Harvard!" All of the others seem to be in the "we have a lot of students and alumni who overuse instagram" category.

Edited to add: MSU is touting this as proof of a "picture perfect campus."

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9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

This guy is doubling down on stupidity...

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this dumbass is only about promoting his fake ass shit from the back seat of a broken down yet fully re-tasseled '87 hyundai excel that's been at the mcdonald's lot by highway 6 and westheimer for the past decade.

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4 minutes ago, The University said:

this dumbass is only about promoting his fake ass shit from the back seat of a broken down yet fully re-tasseled '87 hyundai excel that's been at the mcdonald's lot by highway 6 and westheimer for the past decade.

Oddly specific.

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

"But Texas A&M is no longer the program that it used to be."

No, dude, you're wrong. Texas A&M is EXACTLY the program that it used to be. The only things that have changed are the address and the number of recruiting stars on the roster.

The results are identical.

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9 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

What is he trying to prove and to who ?? Doesn’t make sense. He’s basically saying Texas is better but not by that much anymore. Weird fucking peeps and I’m ashamed they are in my state.

The worm has turned!

Get your licks in!

49 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

I think I found the rankings article from "Covers" (whatever that is). Texas A&M is #7 nationally.

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I think I understand ASU and UCLA and maybe UCF, FIU, and UF. Lots of attractive humans. Harvard because, "Hey look, I am at Harvard!" All of the others seem to be in the "we have a lot of students and alumni who overuse instagram" category.

Edited to add: MSU is touting this as proof of a "picture perfect campus."

Any top 10 list that includes Georgia State and FIU is meaningless.

51 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Texas holds the “edge”.

I mean, BARELY…

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

78-37-5

Texas holds the “edge”.

If they had half a brain they would shut the fuck up and never mention it. Bringing it up only creates more embarrassment

3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

They’ve only “won more games than Texas” during that period because they played more FCS (DII) schools than any other FBS (DI) school has.

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Exactly. 116 wins, 15 of them were against FCS. Vs 112 wins, 0 FCS.

They have outperformed their mean 2 years in a row and suddenly they are no longer Texas 8&4

11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

This guy is doubling down on stupidity...

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Are they capable of pulling the occasional upset or performing well in an early season matchup? Sure, it happens occasionally. But when the spotlights are brightest, the entire country knows what's coming...

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Failure when success matters most is the essence of being an aggy. They are hard-wired to be fucking losers.

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When you consider that Aggy played all season with their eighth-string QB behind Starkel, King, Calzada, Johnson, Henderson, Weigman, and Stowers, they actually had an outstanding season.

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I just laugh at them and their ever changing timelines and variables. The comparisons are always one way. I don't see any Texas fan comparing the past whatever time frame to the success or failure of aggy. We compare our success against the other Blue Bloods in the sport, not an ag school from our same state.

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Why does everyone hate Texas A&M?

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12:05p, 12/24/25

AG

Worldclass research university, excellent military history, amazing rags to riches story from innate humble agricultural beginnings to a billion dollar plus brand today. Much of college football is rigged and manipulated, unfortunately. That being said, it seems like Texas A&M being shown some favor would be good business for a lot of entities.

And I'm including the best response:

MagnumLoad

12:50p, 12/24/25

There is an obvious officiating bias against A&M football. The PC crowd will deny that.

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

aggy:

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I think he's a kid I went to school who also carried a butterfly knife and smoked with the teachers. He had been held back at least 2 times. To be honest, I think he even drove himself to middle school.

26 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The switch to a 9 game conference schedule is not going to be kind to the aggies.

Not just that, but the SEC rule that they also have to schedule a P4 opponent every season OOC.

7 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

They’ve only “won more games than Texas” during that period because they played more FCS (DII) schools than any other FBS (DI) school has.

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Not to interrupt your beautiful aggy bashing, but FCS is div I-aa, not div II. That said, if Aggy ever did play like Ferris State, I fully expect they'd go around with their weird milkmen making stupid jokes only to fall flat at home and lose.

They don't have 3 national championships. And they have a losing record vs Texas on their own field.

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

78-37-5

Texas holds the “edge”.

We have a winning record in their stadium

12 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

We have a winning record in their stadium

One of my favorite texas stats is that during the Big 12, Texas had a better record in Lincoln against Nebraska than they did in Austin. And they were undefeated in Austin.

15 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

What is he trying to prove and to who ??

*whom

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4 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

I mean, BARELY…

If you only count leap years, the years of the appearance of Haley’s Comet, years with solar or lunar eclipses, and years with moon landings, it’s probably almost tied, dummy.

43 minutes ago, CumStainedJorts said:

Not to interrupt your beautiful aggy bashing, but FCS is div I-aa, not div II. That said

I know they play FCS schools. I call them division 2 because I love making aggy correct me that it’s only FCS. But still not FBS, right? Division 2 it is.

16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

aggy:

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I think of them as a feral breed that is amused by simple things like this kid.

16 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

What is he trying to prove and to who ?? Doesn’t make sense. He’s basically saying Texas is better but not by that much anymore. Weird fucking peeps and I’m ashamed they are in my state.

The fact that they are the present and the future and we are the past has been their mantra for forty years...and probably before then but I was not around to hear it.

And that works for them, because they prefer theoretical and hypothetical matchups not actual games that have been played. I can't say anything about hypothetical futures of A&M dominance.

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

78-37-5

Texas holds the “edge”.

aggy will NEVER catch up to Texas in my lifetime…..I’ll die happy knowing this sweet fact!

4 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

To be honest, I think he even drove himself to middle school.

What’s wrong with that?

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

What’s wrong with that?

Not a damn thing. I just wish he would have bought the rest of us some of those Mickey's malt liquor grenades for lunch.

I assume almost everyone, regardless of where you grew up, had a store in town run by either an Asian or Middle Eastern person who had no qualms selling us high schoolers beer, snuff, and cigarettes. We had a store down the road from our HS and that mf'er gave zero fucks. It was pretty awesome, other than we had to all chip in and buy either Busch or Bud Lite 24 packs for the weekend. Inevitably someone would find money somewhere and keep the party going. Good times were had.

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