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3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I think it's funny that they have it penciled in for wins against Miss. State and Auburn.

We all know jimbo has a 7+ loss season in him, that's where 2107 FSU was headed after a 2-5 start before he decided to bail.  

And FSU was a playoff caliber team with top 3 recruiting, yet he still managed to screw that poodle.  aggy is the perfect place for him to show his ass, just wondering if he can do it this quickly or if it will take more time to build a completely screwed up roster full of headcases and quitters. 

I think they have a better than expected year (8-4?) and around year 5 the cart completely derails.  Would love to see it happen sooner but Baggins needs more time to piss everyone off and really fuck up his program.  

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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Is the DickButt merchandise available for sale yet?

38 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Is the DickButt merchandise available for sale yet?

 

Mr. Butkus does not approve the use of the name DickButt merchandise 

 

yeah, Philly or College Station.  I'm sure Elko's wife is like "get me out of this shithole asap".  that said Fuck Philly.

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

A&M fans can exhale for now.

 

thats the false flag to get Elko to stop asking for more money...

9 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Take a look at the two people responsible for those posts and it's pretty obvious why they immediately felt at home in aggyville.  They pretty much look like every aggy I've ever met. It's like they have a farm for growing unfortunate looking rubes down there.

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They have weird skulls

These people were never Longhorn fans. True Longhorns go to aggyland and point and laugh, because it's ridiculous and worthy of mockery.

In other words, he got rejected.
8 tackles this year gonna get him a freshman award?
The Ocho Stinko Award
6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Mr. Butkus does not approve the use of the name DickButt merchandise 

 

Holy cow??? Just a nine year career?  Is that right?  And 25 fumble recoveries? Damn Dick, knew you were bad, but damn dude. 

5 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

8 tackles this year gonna get him a freshman award?

He said he DOESNT need one and he got his wish. Good for him. 

10 hours ago, Treefidy said:

I love how 90% of them think @Clemson is a win.  The same team that has gone to 4 straight playoffs and won 1 of them, and is back there again.  aggy, the fringe program, might take Bama since it's at Kroger, even though the heisman runner-up is returning and it's Bama.  @UGA and @LSU.  

The thing is, they think they can win most of the games if they return everyone, when actually they would have a better chance if some of those guys move on and their young guys step up. They have bought some talent, there are real holes in the roster, but there's some talent in the lit station. 

Clemson has their qb situation figured out and would beat aggy by 4 td today. Next year expect the same. 

Wait, their non con next year is Texas State, UTSA, and Lamar?
 
 
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Stupid Sip, they got Clemson too and the toughest conference schedule Evah!
9 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

How does the NFL feel about slow ass safeties? 

They make excellent waiters.

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12 hours ago, Treefidy said:

We all know jimbo has a 7+ loss season in him, that's where 2107 FSU was headed after a 2-5 start before he decided to bail.  

And FSU was a playoff caliber team with top 3 recruiting, yet he still managed to screw that poodle.  aggy is the perfect place for him to show his ass, just wondering if he can do it this quickly or if it will take more time to build a completely screwed up roster full of headcases and quitters. 

I think they have a better than expected year (8-4?) and around year 5 the cart completely derails.  Would love to see it happen sooner but Baggins needs more time to piss everyone off and really fuck up his program.  

It's actually astounding.

There were a bunch of UT fans that seemed nervous (prob not on here) because they were getting a "great coach".

My first thought* was - so the guy that took a program that has been a national contender for 30 years now - in maybe the best recruiting location in the country - and drove them into the ground and lit the match after soaking everything in gasoline - and this is the man you give a 10 year, $75 million contract to?

Okay. We'll see how it goes.

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

It's actually astounding.

There were a bunch of UT fans that seemed nervous (prob not on here) because they were getting a "great coach".

My first thought* was - so the guy that took a program that has been a national contender for 30 years now - in maybe the best recruiting location in the country - and drove them into the ground and lit the match after soaking everything in gasoline - and this is the man you give a 10 year, $75 million contract to?

Okay. We'll see how it goes.

Well, sort-of.  But I don't think it's possible for them to reach the kind of 4-8  depths that Franchione and Sherman experienced, simply because they schedule themselves into an easy 6-6 every year.  That's pretty much going to be their floor, going forward.

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Well, sort-of.  But I don't think it's possible for them to reach the kind of 4-8  depths that Franchione and Sherman experienced, simply because they schedule themselves into an easy 6-6 every year.  That's pretty much going to be their floor, going forward.

Don't be so sure, 2024 is shaping up to be the year of the Baggins.  That's 7 years for him to destroy all relationships and build giant holes in the roster despite buying highly ranked classes.  That's also the next time the get UGA in conference. In fact, they get Norte dame, LSU, UGA and Ole miss at Kroger, and on the road @Bama, @Barn, @ MSU, and @SCar

they could hit FSU levels of dysfunction and start off 2-5.  The wheels fall off at that point though they will still get their quality FCS win in November bumping them to 3 wins, the buyout will be a more manageable 22.5M and aggy will look for cause to save that money. 

I know it's said every year that next year is the one, aggy thinks it's finally their turn to get over the hump, we think it's finally the grand implosion.  But 2024 makes so much sense, from the baggins playbook on burning down a program, to the perfect schedule.  

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

In most years going 6-6 would mean going 2-6 in the SEC. That’s pretty much dumpster fire level.

Sure, but they've rationalized it for the past 7 years.  I don't see that changing.

Preparing a pile of logs to put an outhouse on top is worth dying for?
Bro, did you forget about the Mason jar?
55 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

In fact, they get Norte dame, LSU, UGA and Ole miss at Kroger, and on the road @Bama, @Barn, @ MSU, and @SCar

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5 bucks says that Notre Dame game gets cancelled due to a scheduling conflict, and then ND is replaced with A&M-Kingsville.

2 hours ago, ousux said:
On 12/9/2018 at 2:28 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:
Preparing a pile of logs to put an outhouse on top is worth dying for?

Bro, did you forget about the Mason jar?

Yea, I did!

37 minutes ago, miguelito said:

5 bucks says that Notre Dame game gets cancelled due to a scheduling conflict, and then ND is replaced with A&M-Kingsville.

It's like you were reading my mind...but I would go higher on my bet.

7 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’ll never understand aggy arrogance

Because Aggieland is the greatest place in the universe where all the best values are exemplified. Whatever values you think are best.

14 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Are SEC fan bases getting tired of A&M yet? I’ll never understand aggy arrogance but whatever 

Oh yeah, turns into a dogpile on a pretty regular basis.

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Oh yeah, turns into a dogpile on a pretty regular basis.

That will not phase A&M fans at all. Their complete confidence that they are the best in the universe in impenetrable. 

Just now, jinx said:

Holy shit, what a bunch of look at me losers.

More fun than a barrel of gomers.

A list of atm accomplishments since joining the SEC? This would have also worked:

 

The fans of the $EC turning on the gomers big time. Gotta love it.

And the aggy jokes continue to write themselves. 

Fans obsessed with t-shirts, who  mocking t-shirt fans, buying t-shirts to commemorate someone who never attended their school. 

It will never sell. No SEC logo

https://ibb.co/n6WMD21

6 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

And the aggy jokes continue to write themselves. 

Fans obsessed with t-shirts, who  mocking t-shirt fans, buying t-shirts to commemorate someone who never attended their school. 

It will never sell. No SEC logo

https://ibb.co/n6WMD21

Dear God....

On another note. I was watching Legends of the Fall and remembered something my father told me when I was in junior high and early High School.  Of course we were all afraid of getting drafted to go to Vietnam and my father being the well known aggy hater that he was, told me if you go don't you ever volunteer for anything without exception. Leave that to God damned aggy.

Damn I miss that man.

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8 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

And the aggy jokes continue to write themselves. 

Fans obsessed with t-shirts, who  mocking t-shirt fans, buying t-shirts to commemorate someone who never attended their school. 

It will never sell. No SEC logo

https://ibb.co/n6WMD21

Holy crap, wait until you get a load of their TaxSlayer Bowl T-shirts. Everyone's write the jokes just continue to write themselves.

Looked at some of those t-shirts, seems like they're a little infringy:

 

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38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

A list of A&M accomplishments since joining the SEC?

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To be fair, aggy has refrained from dropping a pile of logs on a bunch of people since joining the SEC, so they have that going for them.

25 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

To be fair, aggy has refrained from dropping a pile of logs on a bunch of people since joining the SEC, so they have that going for them.

That was all part of the rich 12th man tradition and history. 

https://bonfire.tamu.edu/memorialfallen/

Just visited aggypedia.com and my life is now complete 

10 minutes ago, Zavala said:

That was all part of the rich 12th man tradition and history. 

https://bonfire.tamu.edu/memorialfallen/

In about 70 years, they'll talk about how they pulled a kid out of the stack, had him suit up, and he helped beat the sips back in 1999.

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