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On 3/15/2024 at 1:11 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

When you file evidence of stuff at scotus, do you have to attach an actual case to it?  Who is allowed to file such things?  

No, they have a night deposit. 

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I don't know this band, but they sound quite fetching.  
Mike will die and it honestly will be kinda sad.  He's doing the world's most visible and awkward relapse.  He is addicted to Trump the same way he was addicted to drugs.  I kinda know what it's like.  He just fell at the wrong time for the wrong substitution.  If we're being fair, he hasn't really done that much harm.  He spreads misinformation, but he is just a lost soul looking for something else besides substance abuse.  He's way down the list of Trump apologists in terms of hurting other people.  But yes, to the berated points---when Trump goes---I am absolutely trying crack cocaine.  9 times.  I hope some of y'all visit me in hospital to give my wife some respite.  

I think you’re selling him short. He’s clearly misguided, most certainly mentally ill, and he’s done as much as anybody to keep this bullshit about stolen elections going the last three years.

Fuck. Mike. Lindell. With extreme prejudice.
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Peterson obviously takes some digital liberties in his posts.  But it's not that far fetched that a strung-out, nearly bankrupted and publicly shamed, fat 62yo who smoked crack for 35 years, who has been up straight for TWO WEEKS! might look like a used diaper soaked in squirrel fur and Indian food.  

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Uh Mike, these Democrats  you know that like your personality.  Do they totally go to a different voting location over Spring Break near Niagara Falls?  Are they super hot and into pillows?  

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Thank you for calling Lindell Linen Legal Law, LLC.  How can I help you?  

"Have you ever presented a Case before the Supreme Court?"

Well, we presented our Supreme PillowCase line of products before the Court Crescent Hotel chain.  Is that anything?  

"I have the worst fucking attorneys."  

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Uh Mike, these Democrats  you know that like your personality.  Do they totally go to a different voting location over Spring Break near Niagara Falls?  Are they super hot and into pillows?  

Niagara Falls?! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch… 

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I've said over and over that Mr. Lindell belongs in a psych ward.    I really feel sorry for this sick man.  Shame on his family for not stepping up to get him help. 

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4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I've said over and over that Mr. Lindell belongs in a psych ward.    I really feel sorry for this sick man.  Shame on his family for not stepping up to get him help. 

I felt sorry for him at times myself, until I considered how much damage and misery he helped to create for our entire country.  That's when I think he needs to be bullwhipped to death in public along with anyone who could have stopped him from doing it and failed to even try.

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I’ll not shed one fucking tear for his plight… fuck him. 

This is the way.
Mentally unhinged and need help? I feel for you.
Mentally unhinged, and causing massive harm to our country/other people? Fuck off and die.
Ideally, the commonwealth would intervene and help these people, but since that isn’t on the table and never will be, the options are “let them cause harm” or “help them die sooner.” I choose option 2, every time.
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if anybody with better computer/ninja skills than me (long list) cares to undertake this task...Mike Lindell is a chubbier, older version of Nate Paul.  And we can go back to our software update...

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On 5/3/2024 at 11:57 PM, Gil Bang said:

I've said over and over that Mr. Lindell belongs in a psych ward.    I really feel sorry for this sick man.  Shame on his family for not stepping up to get him help. 

Fuck him and all the other grifters.

I want someone to ask each of these fuckers, "What do you estimate your net worth to be?"

If they come in with a high number, "Then why do you need money from the common person?"

If they come in with a low number, "Then why should other poors give you money if you can't handle your own finances?"

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