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Posted
2 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

 

You laugh, but as manager of this fund, I can tell you that several Surly posters have contributed to the "Gun & Alcohol Money for Every Out-of-state NIL Bag Recipient Organization," also known as GAME ON BRO.

I'm sure this is funny, and I understand what these words all mean, but I don't know what you're talking about other than Surly posters would think "Game On Bro" as an acronym would be funny. 

Posted
18 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Saw this insightful reply to a DawgNation post on (gasp) FB. Seems legit.  
 

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Why, of course that’s what happened. We run this motherfucker. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sure this is funny, and I understand what these words all mean, but I don't know what you're talking about other than Surly posters would think "Game On Bro" as an acronym would be funny. 

I think you’ve got your arms around it

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Posted
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sure this is funny, and I understand what these words all mean, but I don't know what you're talking about other than Surly posters would think "Game On Bro" as an acronym would be funny. 

PM @Tex Pete.

 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why, of course that’s what happened. We run this motherfucker. 

 

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Saw this insightful reply to a DawgNation post on (gasp) FB. Seems legit.  
 

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Accuse them?  Looks like we had chacedouchebag’s  friend killed.  Jawja boys best tread lightly in these parts, you hear now boy?  
😉

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Posted
11 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Accuse them?  Looks like we had chacedouchebag’s  friend killed.  Jawja boys best tread lightly in these parts, you hear now boy?  
😉

A small price to pay to make Georgia look bad. Muahahahahaha!

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Posted
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

This isn't as far-fetched as you make it sound; that Georgia poster has us dead to rights unfortuantely. @closetojumping position with the Texas One Fund is similar to how Gustavo Fring utilized Mike Ehremntraut, general muscle/security, plus competitor subterfuge. CTJ was actually in the backseat of Calicuts' 2014 Kia; he just kept gaslighting him, saying, "Bet you won't shoot him pussy. Bet you won't" as they were leaving the McDonalds parking lot

He admitted to having a "volatile history." Shit doesn't surprise me one bit. Goddamn rabble rouser. 

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This isn't as far-fetched as you make it sound; that Georgia poster has us dead to rights unfortuantely. @closetojumping position with the Texas One Fund is similar to how Gustavo Fring utilized Mike Ehremntraut, general muscle/security, plus competitor subterfuge. CTJ was actually in the backseat of Calicuts' 2014 Kia; he just kept gaslighting him, saying, "Bet you won't shoot him pussy. Bet you won't" as they were leaving the McDonalds parking lot

No, CTJ was running a 40 (and drinking a 40) beside the car yelling “Shoot em pussy! Shoot em!”

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Posted
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

“Ok Sark, here’s the plan: We’re going to fake a shooting so that Chase Calicut gets arrested. How’s that sound?”

"Sounds good. But maybe we should kill his friend just to seal the deal."

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Posted
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

You guys should be taking all of this to the private board before we're discovered and those damned kids ruin our plot.

How did the speeding ticket go. That’s the main thing here. 

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Posted
Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

How did the speeding ticket go. That’s the main thing here. 

I paid $425 and got deferred adjudication. I was mistaken earlier in that it was 57 in a 35, not 57 in a 30. Made a pretty big difference for me. 

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Posted
Just now, closetojumping said:

I paid $425 and got deferred adjudication. I was mistaken earlier in that it was 57 in a 35, not 57 in a 30. Made a pretty big difference for me. 

Congrats!  

Posted
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I paid $425 and got deferred adjudication. I was mistaken earlier in that it was 57 in a 35, not 57 in a 30. Made a pretty big difference for me. 

I’m glad you were able to get that! Many thoughts and prayers to you for this blessing!

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Posted
2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

OK, cool. But I don't think you need to own a Porsche to understand that they can go fast.

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Really?? I didn’t know. smh Thanks. 

 

Posted
17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You guys should be taking all of this to the private board before we're discovered and those damned meddlesome kids ruin our plot.

Look, I invested too many Saturday mornings hopped up on chocolate milk, Froot Loops, and barely prescribed amphetamines to let you betray the Saturday morning ethos. I'm sorry, but if I don't speak up the next thing you know, you’ll be turning “jinkies” into “WTF!”

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Remember texdude2006 from Shaggybevo days?

 Red wings avatar poster that drove recklessly and got himself and some random folks killed?

I remember. 

Would hate to see that happen to any of you wonderful humans, whom I hold the utmost admiration for (suppose there are a few exceptions)  

so please, buckle up. Slow down. And keep thinking about how much muledick, dickbutt, and Helo’s inane posts you would miss out on if you burned or were crushed to death in an auto accident. 

Vaguely remember the avatar, dont remember the username. 

 Didn't know that dude died. Damn. RIP

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Look, I invested too many Saturday mornings hopped up on chocolate milk, Froot Loops, and barely prescribed amphetamines to let you betray the Saturday morning ethos. I'm sorry, but if I don't speak up the next thing you know, you’ll be turning “jinkies” into “WTF!”

I couldn't remember the right word and knew that Surly would correct it for me. You ask for a miracle, I give you Saint Tacky.

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Posted
20 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Other than Georgia fans, who gives a shit if we bought Atkinson and Terry? 
 

What they should be asking is why Georgia can’t compete in corporate NIL money. Atlanta is nearby and has giant corporations are based there. Coca Cola, Home Depot, Delta Airlines, and UPS to name a few. And oh yeah, they have no in state peers in recruiting. 

I imagine those companies can put those dollars towards deals with Falcons, Braves, and Hawks and get more exposure for their money. Texas is uniquely positioned as one of the few major programs in a major market without major league teams to compete with directly (sorry FC) although the Spurs have been making an Austin push lately 

Posted
53 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I paid $425 and got deferred adjudication. I was mistaken earlier in that it was 57 in a 35, not 57 in a 30. Made a pretty big difference for me. 

So you pulled the:

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Posted
30 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Look, I invested too many Saturday mornings hopped up on chocolate milk, Froot Loops, and barely prescribed amphetamines to let you betray the Saturday morning ethos. I'm sorry, but if I don't speak up the next thing you know, you’ll be turning “jinkies” into “WTF!”

to be fair it's "meddling kids" but carry on...

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Posted
55 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I paid $425 and got deferred adjudication. I was mistaken earlier in that it was 57 in a 35, not 57 in a 30. Made a pretty big difference for me. 

Surly lawyers win again!

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Re: speeding tickets

Always, always call the court and talk to the clerk. Ask for deferred adjudication. When she says you were going too fast to qualify for defensive driving, depending on you speed of course, say you will take is anyway. Take it, and stay away, mostly, from all gas for six months, and you are home free. At least is Texas.  

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I have never had a speeding ticket. Just one of the benefits of driving an air-cooled 1975 VW beetle. The other being the chicks, of course. 

Preach, brother. Speeding is never an issue in my '71 Super Beetle. And if the Beetle was good enough for Ted Bundy to pick up chicks, it's good enough for me. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Mike Tarski said:

Re: speeding tickets

Always, always call the court and talk to the clerk. Ask for deferred adjudication. When she says you were going too fast to qualify for defensive driving, depending on you speed of course, say you will take is anyway. Take it, and stay away, mostly, from all gas for six months, and you are home free. At least is Texas.  

 

Or... just give that bitch a pretzel. Bitches love pretzels. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Preach, brother. Speeding is never an issue in my '71 Super Beetle. And if the Beetle was good enough for Ted Bundy to pick up chicks, it's good enough for me. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Mike Tarski said:

Re: speeding tickets

Always, always call the court and talk to the clerk. Ask for deferred adjudication. When she says you were going too fast to qualify for defensive driving, depending on you speed of course, say you will take is anyway. Take it, and stay away, mostly, from all gas for six months, and you are home free. At least is Texas.  

 

is this bad a.i.?  the grammar is making my brain bleed. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

This has been by far the best offseason since the 2000s. And while there have been any number of reasons for it, Georgia nation losing their collective minds this past week is helping immensely to what had already been awesome sauce.

The message boards are aflame with accusations. I've watched Mike Griffith lose his mind on Dawgnation as well as the Paul Finebaum show. "Of course Texas gets a bye week before they play Georgia. Of course they do."

We caused Film Guy to go into an existential crisis regarding his offseason podcasts. "We cultivated a relationship with Tyler Atkinson since he was in the 8th grade. Do relationships even matter any more? What's the point of covering recruiting if it's all going to be transactional? Derrick Cooper didn't even visit Texas. The thing that really bothers me is the lack of transparency. Sarkisian up there flat out lying about we don't lead with NIL..."

"...what do you guys think? What should the channel cover during the offseason since there's no point in talking about recruiting? This is the lifeblood of college football, but I'm seeing that people aren't going to even follow recruiting if this is what it's come down to."

I'm paraphrasing here.

Some guy named Coach Hayes brings up the clip of Mukuba hitting Stockton down near the goal line in the SEC championship game, playing in slow motion over and over again, saying this is what Texas teaches these kids. 

So many of the Georgia talking heads taking exception to Texas Longhorn fans arrogance on different social media outlets. 

Keep up the good work, everyone!

And this is after we lost to them twice. Think what's going to happen to those poor souls when we put up a win streak against them. It's going to be Nebraska the sequel.

I always said the SEC fan bases think Alabama fans are arrogant. They are only getting a taste so far. We are easily going to be the most hated program in the conference very quickly. As it should be. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

This has been by far the best offseason since the 2000s. And while there have been any number of reasons for it, Georgia nation losing their collective minds this past week is helping immensely to what had already been awesome sauce.

The message boards are aflame with accusations. I've watched Mike Griffith lose his mind on Dawgnation as well as the Paul Finebaum show. "Of course Texas gets a bye week before they play Georgia. Of course they do."

We caused Film Guy to go into an existential crisis regarding his offseason podcasts. "We cultivated a relationship with Tyler Atkinson since he was in the 8th grade. Do relationships even matter any more? What's the point of covering recruiting if it's all going to be transactional? Derrick Cooper didn't even visit Texas. The thing that really bothers me is the lack of transparency. Sarkisian up there flat out lying about we don't lead with NIL..."

"...what do you guys think? What should the channel cover during the offseason since there's no point in talking about recruiting? This is the lifeblood of college football, but I'm seeing that people aren't going to even follow recruiting if this is what it's come down to."

I'm paraphrasing here.

Some guy named Coach Hayes brings up the clip of Mukuba hitting Stockton down near the goal line in the SEC championship game, playing in slow motion over and over again, saying this is what Texas teaches these kids. 

So many of the Georgia talking heads taking exception to Texas Longhorn fans arrogance on different social media outlets. 

Keep up the good work, everyone!

And this is after we lost to them twice. Think what's going to happen to those poor souls when we put up a win streak against them. It's going to be Nebraska the sequel.

I always said the SEC fan bases think Alabama fans are arrogant. They are only getting a taste so far. We are easily going to be the most hated program in the conference very quickly. As it should be. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Congrats!  

I’ve always wondered why you communicate with CTJ via this forum? Don’t you see each other every day at lunch or the gym? Can’t you tell him in person?

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