Dog kills owner

[closetohumping 17258]

https://people.com/human-interest/dog-shoots-kills-owner-freak-hunting-accident-kansas/

[Hate 20037]

I worked with a guy in San Antonio shortly after high school that was allegedly shot by his cat.  We both worked at Tom's Ribs and he was the #2 "chef".  Anyway, he had a girlfriend that was pretty hot, but they had a volatile relationship.  One night he got shot and killed and it was blamed on the cat.  It was even in the local parers in SA.  Turns out they had been in a fight and she shot and killed him.  Turns out, pussy was undefeated even if found guilty of murder. 

[Celery Man 20535]

If I die doing something stupid I also want it to be described as a freak accident.

[Deej 76081]

15 minutes ago, Hate said:

I worked with a guy in San Antonio shortly after high school that was allegedly shot by his cat.  We both worked at Tom's Ribs and he was the #2 "chef".  Anyway, he had a girlfriend that was pretty hot, but they had a volatile relationship.  One night he got shot and killed and it was blamed on the cat.  It was even in the local parers in SA.  Turns out they had been in a fight and she shot and killed him.  Turns out, pussy was undefeated even if found guilty of murder. 

Undefeated.

[Lhorn 4862]

People just drive around with chambered rounds in their rifles?

 

Is this his dog?  If so, I’d check to see if he took out any insurance policies recently. 

Edited January 26, 2023 by Lhorn

[NorthLoop 13906]

51 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

If I die doing something stupid I also want it to be described as a freak accident.

Not me. 

 

[Serak The Preparer 3408]

For fuck's sake, pits are packing heat now?

[fattyflattie 4631]

57 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

People just drive around with chambered rounds in their rifles?

 

Is this his dog?  If so, I’d check to see if he took out any insurance policies recently. 

Some people, I guess.  But not for very long. 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4956]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

People just drive around with chambered rounds in their rifles?

They generally make an effort to remember to leave the safety on. Usually, a gun in the back of a vehicle (at least the types I generally prefer to shoot, which are old school and have exposed hammers) are safer with the muzzle pointed towards the front of the vehicle because there is no way for the hammer to catch on something when you pull it out of the back, but I guess that doesn't factor in the dog. Now that I'm older and have a family I'm a lot more careful about that stuff. 

[GoPokes83 2236]

How was it a hunting accident? Accident, sure… but hunting?

[52-80 18962]

In France, Sweden, and Estonia, the rate of dogs shooting humans is 1/20th of what it is in America. 
 

If you dont see the problem, you are the problem. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11486]

 

Oh guess what   The dogs body cam was off  

 

[Kennythetiger 9274]

7 hours ago, Hate said:

I worked with a guy in San Antonio shortly after high school that was allegedly shot by his cat.  We both worked at Tom's Ribs and he was the #2 "chef".  Anyway, he had a girlfriend that was pretty hot, but they had a volatile relationship.  One night he got shot and killed and it was blamed on the cat.  It was even in the local parers in SA.  Turns out they had been in a fight and she shot and killed him.  Turns out, pussy was undefeated even if found guilty of murder. 

@MissingInAction

[DigglerontheHoof 20449]

"Responding units arrived within minutes of the 911 call and started CPR," the sheriff's office said.

 

Dog call 911, too?

[Longhornstampede 3171]

It was a rescue dog

[Brothahorn 10079]

Guns don't kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.

[Bevo 13417]

I had a dog name trigger so this hits close to home.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2718]

"Witchita"? 

Come on Abigail.  Be better.  

[GreenspointTexas 9353]

 

[MissingInAction 24262]

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

@MissingInAction

Lolwut. Wasn't me.

[HamsterHookah 112]

New way to think about Man bites dog, dog bites man.

[Pig Bellmont 8637]

What kind of idiot puts a loaded gun in the back seat with his dog? It really isn’t that hard to keep your ammo separate or to store your gun properly. 

[miguelito 11061]

The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun.

[Samson's Wig 3154]

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

 

[Kennythetiger 9274]

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Lolwut. Wasn't me.

I thought you might be interested in a run at the suspect. 

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[austingirl 2169]

21 hours ago, Celery Man said:

If I die doing something stupid I also want it to be described as a freak accident.

Reminds me of that line from the X-Files when Clyde Bruckman tells Mulder "There are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation." I don't know, getting shot by your dog is up there.

[Celery Man 20535]

1 minute ago, austingirl said:

Reminds me of that line from the X-Files when Clyde Bruckman tells Mulder "There are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation." I don't know, getting shot by your dog is up there.

That’s a top ten episode (out of all episodes of all shows ever created)

also includes a dog eating it’s owner

Edited January 27, 2023 by Celery Man

[austingirl 2169]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

That’s a top ten episode (out of all episodes of all shows ever created)

also includes a dog eating it’s owner

Ha, I didn't even think about that.

[Nivek 16643]

What is the guy watched Old Yeller the night before?  

 

[RDCanecutter 25767]

On 1/26/2023 at 10:35 AM, Pig Bellmont said:

What kind of idiot puts a loaded gun in the back seat with his dog? It really isn’t that hard to keep your ammo separate or to store your gun properly. 

Some drunks take up hunting as a side gig.

[Vito Andolini 9036]

Pooch was going to get away with it, until they found this book on his bedside table.

(I saw it on Forensic Fidos.)

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[SL Xpress 7491]

23 hours ago, austingirl said:

Reminds me of that line from the X-Files when Clyde Bruckman tells Mulder "There are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation." I don't know, getting shot by your dog is up there.

I bet David Carradine wishes he'd been shot by a dog.