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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Jose is a squirrely SoB but he throws strikes when he has to. 

That's 1.   Going to be a tough series but anytime you get a W off of Verlander that's big!

2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

Lol I read “Bull penis good!’

Just now, Ignatius said:

Lol I read “Bull penis good!’

Get your mind out of the gutter, sir!

 

I believe that there will be Diamond Talk on The Ticket at the conclusion of the Sunday night football game.

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Nice catch, Rook!
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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did y’all see Taveras acting as Carter’s hype man after he came down with that catch?

I thought he was about to block Evan's throw in. Let's celebrate after he gets it back in please.

1 minute ago, Dr Fear said:

Nice catch, Rook!
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That's fucking awesome.

Hat tip for semien and seager for doing their jobs and watching altuve’s footwork.  Glad replay is available in case blue wasn’t doing his. 

11 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

BULLPENISGOOD!!!

 

Bull penis goo D!

 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hat tip for semien and seager for doing their jobs and watching altuve’s footwork.  Glad replay is available in case blue wasn’t doing his. 

Yeah, simien caught it in real time. You could see him yelling for the ball and pointing as soon as Altuve started heading back.

Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Yeah, simien caught it in real time. You could see him yelling for the ball and pointing as soon as Altuve started heading back.

Jung was on that as well. Very head’s up baseball in a chaotic sequence. 

Anybody have 2-0 as their final score prediction for this game? I was thinking the Rangers would win 7-5 or so. Great job by the pitching staff!

5 straight road wins in the playoffs.... is that a record or not really. Had to be in the wild card era.... maybe?   

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jung was on that as well. Very head’s up baseball in a chaotic sequence. 

Yep.  

Just now, pops said:

5 straight road wins in the playoffs.... is that a record or not really. Had to be in the wild card era.... maybe?   

And still only behind for 1 inning.  

We’ve knocked valdez around at least once this year. If eovaldi can hold them down,  could get real interesting. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

We’ve knocked valdez around at least once this year. When eovaldi holds them down, it's gonna be real interesting. 

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Evan Carter catch.  Correct me if I am wrong but it sounds like the announcer says "back goes Lowe".

 

Fuck yes!  Montgomery is gonna get paid this offseason. He’s certainly earned it.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Fuck yes!  Montgomery is gonna get paid this offseason. He’s certainly earned it.

Hopefully by us. 

17 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Well that was fun. Let’s do that again tomorrow.

I like this plan.

2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Hopefully by us. 

I don’t care who pays him as long has he gets us another 2 or 3 wins* (if necessary) 

8 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Hopefully by us. 

Went looking for contract data to see what the starting pitching situation looks like- completely forgot that they had signed odorizzi as well. 
 

anyway it looks like just he, Perez, and Monty are FAs of the starting pitching?

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