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Death penalty for anyone who posts fake Trump shit.

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  • HillCountryBevo
    HillCountryBevo

    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    HillCountryBevo

    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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59 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He's corrupt as fuck. He's still a working lawyer (if there is such a thing...I'm only familiar with lawyers that post on surly all day), specializing in Real Estate deals, and he's in a position to influence development approvals for his clients, and he lines his pocket from it. in 

Are you talking about the mayor of Miami or Steve Adler?

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

Same, but there's now way Cannon is going to allow the trial to be televised. I can almost guarantee there will be no cameras or audio recording devices allowed in the courtroom.

That's pretty much guaranteed in any federal court.

https://www.uscourts.gov/about-federal-courts/judicial-administration/cameras-courts/history-cameras-courts#a1

https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcrmp/rule_53

14 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fake and not hard to see. Auto-neg from me on any posting of fake tweets / social posts.

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

The fake dotard faces are some of my favorite things as of late.

36 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Death penalty for anyone who posts fake Trump shit.

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56 minutes ago, royiv said:

Same, but there's now way Cannon is going to allow the trial to be televised. I can almost guarantee there will be no cameras or audio recording devices allowed in the courtroom.

Not her call.  Local rule. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

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So Nauta *IS* going to go down like Gary Walsh did!

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

It's fake. 

 

Googling Trump Truth Social takes about 2 seconds and you don't even have to give the site clicks to see what he's said.

You might as well tell me to Google TexAgs.   Not gonna happen.

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Same, but there's now way Cannon is going to allow the trial to be televised. I can almost guarantee there will be no cameras or audio recording devices allowed in the courtroom.

Which is bullshit.

7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Which is bullshit.

Yes, but you know that Trump would be playing it up for the cameras.

10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Which is bullshit.

it's not bullshit.  the last thing we need is to give that fucker a venue where he can and/or counsel can stand up and rant like the lunatics they are in order to sow discontent amongst the masses.

no TV...period.  

This is why DeSantis won't win next year or 2028 - the man has no balls.  He spent 15 years in the Navy/Reserves as an officer, JAG no less, and knows all about classified information. He could have absolutely been hammering Trump over this, talking about how he put the lives of the troops at risk, helped our enemies, etc. (and I know, plenty of Republicans no longer give a shit about the troops and even publicly embrace our enemies such as Putin).

But he didn't.  Pretty sure that Casey carries his balls around in her purse. Hell, she has more enthusiasm, charisma, and desire  for the position than Rod.

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes, but you know that Trump would be playing it up for the cameras.

I have been involved in a lot of federal litigation over the course of my career, but I have never seen any federal litigation covered by court TV. Hell, Fed Court in Tampa would not even let lawyers bring cell phones into the building as late as 2010, let alone record proceedings. 

Edit: looks like Local Rule 77.1 says no recording or broadcasting.   My point was, this is not Cannon’s call - or her attempt to hide anything. 

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7 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

it's not bullshit.  the last thing we need is to give that fucker a venue where he can and/or counsel can stand up and rant like the lunatics they are in order to sow discontent amongst the masses.

no TV...period.  

“ Judge, let me tell you a story in response to that question:  a large brawny man from the national archives came up to me, crying, he said “Sir, I have never seen a more perfect collection of nonconfidential records declassified by you - or any president - in my life.””

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes, but you know that Trump would be playing it up for the cameras.

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6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have been involved in a lot of federal litigation over the course of my career, but I have never seen any federal litigation covered by court TV. Hell, Fed Court in Tampa would not even let lawyers bring cell phones into the building as late as 2010, let alone record proceedings. 

I've got mixed feelings about it as a general proposition.  Federal courthouse security has always been a lot more rigorous than state, at least in Texas.  And that includes all manner of electronics.  I think it became even a bit tighter after McVeigh and 9/11.  Judges of all kinds have always hated pagers and cellphones bleeping and blooping during hearings and federal judges even moreso.

I think the judiciary kind of figures, hey. the courtrooms are open to the public (in most cases), why do we need to entertain cameras, especially when those often lead to various kinds of spectacles.  Written reporting was good enough for 150 years.

On this particular case, I think I tend to agree with KE:  in this era of performative politics, with Trump as the jester-in-chief, I think the risk of it becoming some form of spectacle exceeds the value of widespread publication by video.

3 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

75 million people  willingly voted for this dude.   

Truly boggles the mind. Every day, even when he's out of office, he does and says things that should end his political career. 

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

That would normally be addressed at the arraignment, I believe.

I guess the government didn't ask for any conditions.

Why would they gag him? It's not HIS case that is helped if he blabs. I mean cheeto's inability to keep his big mouth shut is why they have such a great case to begin with.

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9 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

75 million people  willingly voted for this dude.   

Kid Rock had to be the adult to ask the president "should you be showing me this?" It's like a goofy dream you half remember that doesn't make any sense filled with people who suck.

5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Kid Rock had to be the adult to ask the president "should you be showing me this?" It's like a goofy dream you half remember that doesn't make any sense filled with people who suck.

some say that's statutory

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42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes, but you know that Trump would be playing it up for the cameras.

 

39 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

it's not bullshit.  the last thing we need is to give that fucker a venue where he can and/or counsel can stand up and rant like the lunatics they are in order to sow discontent amongst the masses.

no TV...period.  

 

38 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have been involved in a lot of federal litigation over the course of my career, but I have never seen any federal litigation covered by court TV. Hell, Fed Court in Tampa would not even let lawyers bring cell phones into the building as late as 2010, let alone record proceedings. 

Edit: looks like Local Rule 77.1 says no recording or broadcasting.   My point was, this is not Cannon’s call - or her attempt to hide anything. 

 

28 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

“ Judge, let me tell you a story in response to that question:  a large brawny man from the national archives came up to me, crying, he said “Sir, I have never seen a more perfect collection of nonconfidential records declassified by you - or any president - in my life.””

Given the historic nature, I think this should be televised.  I also think a judge worth their salt would keep Dotard on a short leash.  But I’m not a lawyer, so I defer to those who have experience with this.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

lol the guy at the end

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10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

Given the historic nature, I think this should be televised.  I also think a judge worth their salt would keep Dotard on a short leash.  But I’m not a lawyer, so I defer to those who have experience with this.

And you're well aware that the judge assigned to this case is not, in fact, worth a shit. 

12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Given the historic nature, I think this should be televised.  I also think a judge worth their salt would keep Dotard on a short leash.  But I’m not a lawyer, so I defer to those who have experience with this.

Even a pro-Trump judge would probably not want to deal with it, because the death threats to everybody involved that would result from seeing how it plays out on a TV screen would not be worth it - even a pro-Trump judge would probably get death threats from MAGA for not doing enough.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

And you're well aware that the judge assigned to this case is not, in fact, worth a shit. 

We will see if she is still the judge when this goes to trial.  If we are all lucky, he has a massive coronary before then.

27 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

Given the historic nature, I think this should be televised.  I also think a judge worth their salt would keep Dotard on a short leash.  But I’m not a lawyer, so I defer to those who have experience with this.

it's a safe assumption to state that this particular judge doesn't have the chops to run her courtroom the way it should be run for an event like this.  there are judges that do have said bona fides and could easily reign in the circus, but she ain't one of 'em.

23 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so cnn keeps playing this clip from an earlier interview with ken buck.  buck isn't a big trump guy, but he's a republican, so he's saying the same ole shit.  then he says that he wouldn't be comfortable with a convicted felon in the white house.  so apparently, that's where we are.  semantics. 

he's basically saying he acknowledges what he did, maybe he's even ok with it, but if he gets convicted, that's a bridge too far.  ok.

if you think what he did shouldn't be a crime, fine.

if you think what he did should be a crime, but he shouldn't be prosecuted because he's a former potus, fine.

if you think other people committed those crimes too, fine.

if you think hillary clinton and joe biden and mike pence should be in prison already, fine.

if you think there's no way that 12/12 jurors in florida agree to convict him, fine.

but don't sit here and act like we're not sure if he did it.  he did it.  we know he did it.  we have him on tape doing it.  everyone close to him offered evidence that he did it.  we have audio tape and photographical evidence that he did it. 

if you need mental gymnastics to figure out what to say to a journalist, then you should stop giving interviews.  i have not heard one republican say he didn't do it.   

It’s like Barry Switzer Tom Osborne and Lawrence Phillips. 
If he’s not in jail put him in the game. 

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Fucking Tom

22 hours ago, C-Man said:

Trump is such a swell guy that he didn't get his little sidekick Walter Nauta, the Otis to his Lex Luthor, legal representation for today.

*Waltine.  

Support among republicans will never decrease. The hope is that there are fewer republicans every year. 

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26 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

It’s like Barry Switzer and Lawrence Phillips. 
If he’s not in jail put him in the game. 

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28 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

It’s like Barry Switzer and Lawrence Phillips. 
If he’s not in jail put him in the game. 

Yes, well known Cornhusker coach Barry Switzer.  

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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1 minute ago, Native Horn said:

Yes, well known Cornhusker coach Barry Switzer.  

Deserved. I was posting between meetings 

somewhere, out there, a Nebraska fan is twitching

Man, when Billy Sims beat up his girlfriend and some mailboxes, that was unreal.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

somewhere, out there, a Nebraska fan is twitching

Fuck ‘em

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This is why I don’t like Libertarians. They tell us they are about liberty and not License. But every time it comes down to a choice, they vote with the left.

That's the dumbest thing I've read this week, and I've read a bunch of dumb things this week.

21 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Fuck ‘em

have they not suffered enough at our hands?

 

 

 

 

 

yeah, you're right, they haven't

Who are those two assholes with Osborne?

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

it's a safe assumption to state that this particular judge doesn't have the chops to run her courtroom the way it should be run for an event like this.  there are judges that do have said bona fides and could easily reign in the circus, but she ain't one of 'em.

Soooooooo……Lance Ito with tits?

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

So the GOP officially has 20 adults in the House? I hope they continue to improve on that. Oh yeah, and fuck Nebraska. 

43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

McCarthy

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13 minutes ago, Chooky said:

So the GOP officially has 20 adults in the House? I hope they continue to improve on that. Oh yeah, and fuck Nebraska. 

Also apparently don’t yet have anywhere close to the votes to impeach Mayorkas. A few GOP have actually said there’s no high crime or misdemeanors and bad politics isn’t a reason to impeach a cabinet secretary 

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's like a goofy dream you half remember that doesn't make any sense filled with people who suck.

New motto

 

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